Fandom Radio, Thursday, January 3

[godofxbox]

Loki: I remain uncertain as to whether or not I like this new year.

Alex: Why? It hasn’t done anything to you yet.

Loki: Precisely.

Alex: Oh, wait. Kim Kardashian’s gonna have a baby this year, so. There’s that.

Loki: ...Perhaps Ragnorak is coming this year then.

Alex: Yeah, I wouldn’t rule it out.

Loki: Yes. Nor would I. It appears we only have people doing things in town yesterday. With Jessica working on something secretive at Stark's. And then Derek pretending to not here the horrific screeches of the creature known as Bieber. Miss Pinkie Pie stopped by in order to express her joy over their joint teaching venture and how friendship works.

Alex: He’s teaching a class on friends? Well, the guy is very popular...

Loki: ...intervention time?

Alex: I think we’re beyond that. Mike came in and was disturbed by the music--me too, Mike, me too--and Kitty offered to cheer Derek up with shopping. I dunno if that’s gonna work...

Loki: As long as he does not birth a Kardashian, we should be safe.

Alex: Then it would really be the apocalypse.

Loki: And not even the fun kind!

Alex: Definitely not the fun kind. Or the kind with fish lips, even. Wait. Kardashians...okay, maybe yes to fish lips.

Loki: Does that mean Namor is involved?

Alex: Nah. Too snobby. Anyway, that’s all the news for this week, Fandom! Be less boring!