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Loki Laufeyson ([personal profile] abitlowkey) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2012-12-12 11:58 pm

Fandom Radio, Thursday Morning

Loki: Oh, you are here. I did not bring extra coffee for you, Ares-son.

Alex: Like I would take coffee from you, anyway. It’d probably be poisoned.

Loki: It is peppermint mocha.

Alex: ...gimme.

Loki: Oh, but it is poisoned. With deliciousness.

Alex: Then I’ll definitely pass because that’s probably what you named something that’ll melt my insides.

Loki: Mmmm. Mocha. Over at the school, we have Miss Pie being very sad that Model United Nations has finished. So sad that there was a pirate party. Which, I would assume, is the method of mourning where she is from. Which apparently means everyone may raid each other's countries. Of course. Kenzi checked to make certain Billy was alive before plundering him. That sounds most unfortunate.

Alex: I hope she used protection for...whatever that means.

Loki: Yes, for one must always use a condom. Midgardian's obsession with fornicating has led to this. P.E. had one last exercise for class to complete. It must have been easy since Topher was most pleased with himself. And Hiding In Plain Sight enjoyed their time at a Christmas party. I still do not believe I understand the need to celebrate the birth of one demi-god.

Alex: Don’t look at me. No one brought me any gold.

Loki: I do enjoy frankincense, though.

Alex: But what’s myrrh? What do you use it for?

Loki: It is incense. Or sometimes used as a medicine.

Alex: I’d rather have the gold.

Loki: Would not most? In the dorms, Cade dealt with Christmas sweaters and music that it produced. It sounds horrific. Karolina agreed and suggested they attempt to drown the creature lest it procreate.

Loki: On the 6th floor, Victor and Topher held an RPG night. Topher wore a cape and there was discussion concerning villains and capes. I believe several heroes also wear capes, you know. Doctor Strange does. Sometimes. Atton asked if they would play for monitary gain, which Topher rejected due to the nature of the game. Victor explained the character sheets and why they would pretend to be in space rather than actually go into space. Stark informed Atton that he has issues with fun. Is his idea of fun not valid then?

Alex: Maybe he thinks spreadsheets are fun. Olive came to make fun of the nerds, but that backfired when Victor tried to get her to play. Tony booed her for being a girl--rude, but she was there to make fun, so I dunno. Then people did character sheets. Tony was an engineer, of course, and Ace was a Level Four Space Hooker, but Topher completely missed the point and banned her from talking about her underwear or doing anything dirty with her extra flexibility. Because Topher. Then they got their mission and talked about how to get through the front gate, and that's all the squirrels brought us so I sure hope they're not still arguing about that.

Loki: It might be very difficult to accomplish!

Alex: Probably not that difficult. In town, Emma Frost showed up at 33 Apocalypse with breakfast. Can she cook? It doesn’t seem like she would cook. Jessica was at Stark Industries feeling...sad? The notes say sad--over her last final. But that doesn't make any sense...oh! Maybe she failed? That would suck. Mike was designing a bookcase at the Perk, and at The Devil's Nest, Derek was in a good mood for once because I guess he liked last night's song. But not well enough to sing along with Laurie, who apparently thought it was cute that he and Stiles have pet names for each other. Stiles. What have we said? Get out now. Pinkie Pie tried to convince Derek to teach with her. That would either be a disaster or awesome. Or an awesome disaster. And Jack told Derek about Emma Frost being back and Derek warned him off of Stiles or something, because Derek is creepy and possessive about Stiles. This is not news. Except for how it is, because this is the news.

Loki: Is it time for the concerned few to stage an intervention? I have always wanted to stage one ever since I learned what they were. I would bring milkshakes.

Alex: I don’t think milkshakes are usually involved...but sure, why not?

Loki: And that is why they always fail on the show. They do not bribe with milkshakes.

Alex: ...makes sense.

Loki: I believe us to be finished with the news for the day. And my mocha is almost gone. One of these fates is far sadder than the other.

Alex: I don’t even have a mocha. I should fix that. Later, Fandom!