fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Thursday Morning

Loki: Hello, island! We are in Africa!

Alex: And no one’s killed anyone else yet! Somehow!

Loki: We can always hope you are devoured by lions before the week is out.

Alex: Nah. Lions are like my spirit animal or something.

Loki: Unfair. I have a magpie instead.

Alex: Your magpie weirds me out.

Loki: You only say that because he watches you sleep in a terrifying manner.

Alex: Exactly. Can’t you make him stop that?

Loki: Not at all! He is his own bird, you know. Anyway, about these notes... On island, GLaDOS was terribly busy making the poor squirrels run tests for her. I'm certain they all survived. At the Devil's Nest Derek was very pleased to be left alone. Until Jack, Alice, and Pinkie Pie arrived, that is.

Loki: In Africa, people woke up in Sia and Olive's room after a party last night. Jessica whistled at Olive and called her mean for reasons unknown. Sia thanked Jessica for allowing her the use of her room and asked how she was doing. Kenzi and Toby learned that a hangover is not fun at all. I'm certain they will have learned this valuable lesson until the next time. Kenzi and Olive discussed kissing Victor and trips to the wilds of Canada. I really must go there sometime now. Perhaps Thor would like to go...

Alex: Just watch out for Sasquatch. And not the one in Alpha Flight.

Loki: But I wish to meet all the creatures of Canada! Especially this fabled Tim Hortons.

Alex: ...yeah. Yeah good luck with that. I’ve heard they’re very majestic.

Loki: Oooo! I shall take a picture for you then. Toby claims his headache has nothing to do with drinking. And we all believe him. Really. Atton stayed on a pool chair the night before last, but Sia was kind to bring him a blanket and some water. Olive also checked to see if he was still alive. Sia and Olive then discussed pretty things and how one might become attractive for a date with Victor. I do not know Victor well enough to give any advice on that, however. I think many men like to see breasts. Especially if the internet is to be believed. Victor and Olive were, according to my notes, dorky at each other. How adorable? Kenzi offered her own hand in marriage for a donut and the promise that none shall feed her to the lions. Was that on the table to begin with? Oh, and finally Cade was missing his shirt and asking Olive to extinguish the sun. That ends badly. We do not need another Ragnarok, thank you.

Alex: Refresh my memory, who was responsible for that again...oh right. YOU.

Loki: Technically, I believe the blame lies with our dearest Balder.

Alex: For...getting killed? By you?

Loki: It was by mistletoe! I had no hand in that.

Alex: Riiiiight. In other morning news, this morning, Sia woke up in Jessica's room. Tyrion read at breakfast, and then there was also lunch, where Victor wanted to talk about Topher missing the party--he doesn't seem like the partying kind, dude--and Topher wanted to talk to the girl Victor's into, which sounds like a total disaster to me. Don't let him do that, Victor. Natalie wanted to know if he had to be so loud and he said yes, because he's Topher, and then somehow they got to talking about how he's grossed out by hypothetical nudity. Because he's Topher. Anakin and Olive went to the gym and the spa--not both, he hit the gym and she went to the spa. There were also people at the pool, where Tony and Victor talked about life without the internet--man, that's like, before I was born--and Tony and Stephanie decided they needed a private beach. Tony Stark doesn't own a private beach already? My world is all askew. Alec went souvenir shopping, and Ryan, Mercy, and Jaye went on safari. And Sia and Atton walked around while she tried to convince him to care. Uh, if he doesn't by now I think you might be fighting a losing battle...

Loki: Ooo, are we giving relationship advice on the radio? I have always wanted to do that!

Alex: I dunno, it doesn’t say what she was trying to get him to care about, but still.

Loki:Oh, boo. Never mind then. In the evening, Cade, Atton, and Sparkle found themselves out in the bush while under the influence of alcohol. Perhaps they will be eaten then? Many others remained in their suites instead of taunting fate. Guy and Electroclash discussed the odds of students surviving the trip unmaimed. They were now remarkably slim. Others partook in the offered cuisine here at the resort. Olive and Jessica discussed the party and fighting of lions. And then Olive and Sia discussed the eerie magic of the hotel's cleaning staff. Though they have refused to bring us more towels for my bathroom fort...

Alex: Which I really appreciate. Getting in there was hard enough already.

Loki: It is a majestic construct that will rival the towers of Asgard!

Alex: You do know we’re leaving, right? Wait. I mean, you can stay. The rest of us are leaving.

Loki: I must make my mark upon this place in some way, you know.

Alex: At the bar, Jim tried to lead people in a singalong, and April suggested the birthday song, which he did. Jessica spent some time on the treadmills at the gym, and Hanna and Tony went on the evening safari. I thought his girlfriend's name was Stephanie?

Loki: Well, it is Tony Stark...

Alex: True. I don’t know why I was surprised.

Loki: Is this a shipping thing? I did not think it would be a shipping thing with you, Ares-son.

Alex: What? No. You’re so weird.

Loki: I am certain your ship will one day become canon. Perhaps not right away, but...

Alex: Uh...Loki’s talking crazy again...so we’re gonna...You can’t talk about real people we know like that, this isn’t the internet!--sign off now?