fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Thursday November 1

Loki: Ugh, I think I have eaten too many of your Midgardian sweets.

Alex: No such thing on Halloween. You’re just a wuss.

Loki I loathe you with great intensity--ohOdin'sbeardeverythinghurts.

Alex: Tch. Weak. Have another Reese cup.

Loki: I may be ill all over you if I eat another brightly wrapped thing. May we start now?

*rustle of candy being unwrapped*

Alex: Sure. I have leftover birthday cake to have for breakfast back at the dorm.

Loki: Ugh, disgusting. At the school, Pinkie Pie taught about Nightmare Night and Halloween. If they both involve silly costumes, I shall assume them to be the same. Physical Education involved quite a bit of lasers and running around. The same as always, I assume. Sword & Shield gave out candy rather than wisdom, and Hiding In Plain Sight discussed Halloween costumes! Over at the library, Sholeh prepared for the holiday while Ulrik brought her a cupcake. And, finally, Junior Achievers dealt with a corn maze of dubious morality.

Alex: Over at the dorms, Cade was in the Third Floor Common room watching Space Battles with one of the zombie bunnies when Atton came in and whatever came next ended with them beating an undead bunny back to death with a boot. Jim and Atton talked about how the bunny must be Cade's new pet, and I can't decide if it's more or less disturbing if that came before or after the whole boot thing. And Cade and Jim gossiped about whether Stiles has a boyfriend or just a creepy stalker. Maybe both?

Loki: Like those Dusk books! Oh. Oh, perhaps we should alert the authorities.

Alex: Stiles, there is help available. We’re just sayin’. In town, Kaidan got one of those phone calls that results in running off to outer space. Jessica had put out some pumpkins at Stark Industries, but had to bring them in because...bunnies. And The Boards had been turned into the Haunted Theater by Jono.

Loki: There was a great party at the 'creepy old mansion' yesterday as well. That does not sound like the beginning of a moral about listening to one's elders at all. Truly. People arrived and mingled. Such as Kitty and Pinkie Pie as they discussed her Nightmare Moon costume. A terrifying moon would be an excellent costume, I must admit. Pinkie was also quite pleased with Olive's costume, saying that her friend Rarity would adore it. Olive and Victor complimented each other before mocking Atton's costume. Then Kitty and Olive discussed her ability with a needle and thread and Miss Pie's party cannon. I'm... not certain I want to ask.

Alex: Yeah that seems safer.

Loki: Cannons are not meant for non-wartime activities. Laurie and Kitty discussed their weekends and small children invading the island. Olive took her mockery right to Atton concerning his costume. For she dubbed it lazy. He did, however, get offered punch by Pinkie Pie. Eric the blond Norseman who is not mine brother, informed Jaina that he was dressed as a vampire. Would that not mean he was dressed as he always dresses? Pinkie also had questions concerning his costume. And finally, Mike was thrown by his tendency to stay in a corner. It is a common event at parties here, Mike!

Alex: Allie and Kitty talked about Allie's lurking competition--yeah we've got some champions--and Allie found Mike's Marilyn Monroe costume impressive. Pinkie was told Allie was a vampire, not a ninja--not much of a vampire costume if it gets you mistaken for a ninja. Also not much of a lurker if everybody's talking to you. Step up your game, Allie, whoever you are. Kitty liked Victor's costume, or at least the effort he put into it, and Pinkie and Victor talked about Nightmare Moon. Oooh, is that a movie?

Loki: I would enjoy watching such a movie!

Alex: It sounds good, right? Wait, I’m agreeing with you. Moving on. Kitty was also impressed by Mike's costume, but then Laurie was traumatized by it but that's okay because Mike was traumatized by her costume, too. Oh, and also about how the house is basically a pit, which Pinkie and Mike also talked about. Kitty thought Clint wearing his SHIELD uniform was interesting, by which I assume she meant cheating--no, wait, I don't think he ever worked for SHIELD? So maybe it's an okay costume--but Pinkie didn't know what he was supposed to be 'cause I guess they don't have SHIELD in her world. A world without a helicarrier. That's sad.

Loki: It is like a world without that tower of Stark's.

Alex: That would be really weird.

Loki: Oh! Or a world without the Baxter Building.There were also snacks at the party! Apparently without any alligators. Kitty complimented Stiles upon his red ridinghood costume and then attempted to convince him that Clint was not too much older than them. Oh no, he is only moderately old. Olive was less than impressed by Stiles' outfit, however, calling it lazy. Stiles complimented Mike on his legs and costume. Well, that certainly clears a few things up. He then had to explain that the costume does not involve riding of hoods to Pinkie Pie. Oh, it appears there were also games there. How... entertaining.

Alex This party also had a corner for, uh, "canoodling", but I think it was mostly occupied by Derek, who told Mike he was wearing a very realistic werewolf costume and surprised Kitty by showing up to the party--isn't it his house?--before Stiles told him he had rabbity teeth and Pinkie assaulted him with glitter until he gave her half his candy. Then Laurie told him he should wear colors and Clint with his SHIELD uniform gave him grief for not wearing a costume. Man, no wonder he didn't want to show up. Oh, and also there was dancing but that doesn't seem to have been as popular as picking on Derek.

Loki: Perhaps the music was poor?

Alex: Maybe. If the house is that rough it probably doesn’t have a decent sound system.

Loki: How sad for them. Perhaps next time they will learn from this.

Alex: Or they could just pick on that Derek guy more. They seem pretty cool with that.

Loki: A fine activity! I think I've found my second wind on that candy. Shall we? Good morrow, Fandom! Thank you for listening to our news!