Loki Laufeyson (
abitlowkey) wrote in
fandom_radio2013-02-23 09:53 am
Entry tags:
Fandom Radio, Saturday Morning
Loki: Ah, the beginning of spring break.
Alex: The sounds of people shoving all their stuff in a bag, only to get where they’re going and realize they forgot something important. Everybody remember your toothbrush? What about your phone charger?
Loki: ...Phone charger! Odin's beard, I knew I forgot something.
Alex: Dude. What would you have done when your phone died?
Loki: Gone to Latveria to acquire a new one.
Alex: Makes sense.
Loki: Yes, I am sure it would be quite the fun adventure.
Alex: And that’s the whole point of Spring Break, really.
Loki: True, true. At school, Fandom Invasions learned about engaging in defensive measures with a barricade. Which would be useful so long as your opponent is not of a godlike strength. Improving Your Skills learned about standing up for ones self, quizing their reactions to various scenarios. They also looked into what they most certainly would never do. I am sure they stick to their moral choices when pushed. Truly, I am. Natalie was most displeased by the fact that her bow would not arrive in time for the trip. Oh, more archers? Really?
Alex: There’s like an infestation of them. Sword’s better.
Loki: I prefer a battle of wits. Oh, and I sent out an email to the cheerleading squad.
Alex: Should we be worried?
Loki: Not unless you wish to date Jessica. ...do you wish to date Jessica?
Alex: I don’t know Jessica. And probably not.
Loki: Damn. And in the dorms, Natalie also spent her time in the salle, hitting things. It is better than therapy I am told.
Alex: I’m a fan. In town, Sparkle was playing...condom volleyball at 'Dite's, because why not? Alec had way less fun at Wellspring Arms cataloging the weapons that aren't guns. There are a lot of them. At The Perk, Emily was all paranoid people would try to read her laptop over her shoulder. Pssht. Like it could be that interesting. Later, Derek also stopped by The Perk with a cat, to tease it about not being able to drink coffee, but then the cat turned into Stiles and Derek had to give him some pants. At The Devil's Nest, Allie was checking Portalocity on her phone. Eponine decided she liked this bar better than Caritas, even with the 'drinking age' thing. Allie asked Kaidan if she should take one of Portalocity's specials, which sounds almost as risky as trying the specials at Caritas, where Mike randomly picked them out of a book.
Loki: Were they named in a humorous manner?
*chittering*
Alex: Squirrel says yes.
Loki: Then they were excellent.
Alex: Sounds reasonable.
Loki: And that is all we have for you, gentle peoples of Fandom. Have a good trip!
Alex: The sounds of people shoving all their stuff in a bag, only to get where they’re going and realize they forgot something important. Everybody remember your toothbrush? What about your phone charger?
Loki: ...Phone charger! Odin's beard, I knew I forgot something.
Alex: Dude. What would you have done when your phone died?
Loki: Gone to Latveria to acquire a new one.
Alex: Makes sense.
Loki: Yes, I am sure it would be quite the fun adventure.
Alex: And that’s the whole point of Spring Break, really.
Loki: True, true. At school, Fandom Invasions learned about engaging in defensive measures with a barricade. Which would be useful so long as your opponent is not of a godlike strength. Improving Your Skills learned about standing up for ones self, quizing their reactions to various scenarios. They also looked into what they most certainly would never do. I am sure they stick to their moral choices when pushed. Truly, I am. Natalie was most displeased by the fact that her bow would not arrive in time for the trip. Oh, more archers? Really?
Alex: There’s like an infestation of them. Sword’s better.
Loki: I prefer a battle of wits. Oh, and I sent out an email to the cheerleading squad.
Alex: Should we be worried?
Loki: Not unless you wish to date Jessica. ...do you wish to date Jessica?
Alex: I don’t know Jessica. And probably not.
Loki: Damn. And in the dorms, Natalie also spent her time in the salle, hitting things. It is better than therapy I am told.
Alex: I’m a fan. In town, Sparkle was playing...condom volleyball at 'Dite's, because why not? Alec had way less fun at Wellspring Arms cataloging the weapons that aren't guns. There are a lot of them. At The Perk, Emily was all paranoid people would try to read her laptop over her shoulder. Pssht. Like it could be that interesting. Later, Derek also stopped by The Perk with a cat, to tease it about not being able to drink coffee, but then the cat turned into Stiles and Derek had to give him some pants. At The Devil's Nest, Allie was checking Portalocity on her phone. Eponine decided she liked this bar better than Caritas, even with the 'drinking age' thing. Allie asked Kaidan if she should take one of Portalocity's specials, which sounds almost as risky as trying the specials at Caritas, where Mike randomly picked them out of a book.
Loki: Were they named in a humorous manner?
*chittering*
Alex: Squirrel says yes.
Loki: Then they were excellent.
Alex: Sounds reasonable.
Loki: And that is all we have for you, gentle peoples of Fandom. Have a good trip!

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lurkingpassing by some place where she could overhear the beginning of the broadcast and paused to listen, since the banter amused her."Oh," she said vaguely to no one when she caught the bit about the Fandom Invasions barricade. "That never ends well." Shaking her head and frowning, she wandered off.