fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Thursday Morning

Alex: I would like to thank the squirrels for letting me finish my Pop-Tart before they dragged me in here today. Seriously, that was unusually polite of you. Couldn’t you have locked him out of the studio, though?

Loki: They like me, I think. I bring them the finest mead of Asgard.

Alex: I thought they only liked rum. Squirrels are confusing.

Loki: They fell over after a few sips, so perhaps it was confusing for them as well?

Alex: You probably gave them alcohol poisoning. You...squirrel poisoner...no, I can’t bring myself to care about the annoying squirrels. Let’s just read the notes.

Loki: I did not! They were... they are still alive at least.

Alex: Eh. So, okay, school. In Weirdo PE we did gymnastics. Topher gave Ace advice on the vault, which I guess means someone figured out how that was supposed to work. I would never have guessed it would be Topher. Victor was also confused by the vault and asked the teacher about it after class, before Ace and Topher asked if we're being recorded in there. Tactics class...the squirrels say one of our teachers and some other lady did the tango, but that's not what we did. See? The squirrels are weird. Anyway, we talked about how it's a good idea not to be assholes to people you conquered unless you want to end up covered in scorpions and on fire, which seems reasonable. And then we talked about what to do instead. Professor Pie was late to Model UN, and then came in panicking about a bunch of crisis...es? Crisises that the students had to solve. And Hiding in Plain Sight watched a movie. In the library, the books were arguing, and Yeul came in to introduce herself. The Junior Achievers talked about Parents Weekend before doing an obstacle course. Aaaaand in office hours news, Jono was cleaning up his office ahead of Parents Weekend, and Electroclash was planning how to annoy her father. That sucks for her. I can't wait to see my dad.

Loki: Luckily for us all, the Allfather will not be visiting here. In the dorms, Liara was on the roof, enjoying a book and the solitude of the area. If only I could have the same here. And Natalie packed for a trip to Montreal. I really must go to Canada one day. It sounds exciting.

Alex: Sure, if you find moose and Alpha Flight exciting.

Loki: I could always take pictures of moose. In town, Jessica did not explode a single thing at Stark Industries. Which is probably for the best as we all are fond of not living in a crater. At the Devil's Nest, Derek enjoyed the music that the DJ played. As long as it was not that horrific being known as Justin Bieber. I do not understand the obsession with him held by the girls of Midgard. Pinkie Pie stopped by to discuss what class he might teach and something about an army of lions. That sounds... messy.

Alex: I had a lion last weekend. But just one, not an army...

Loki: I'm sure it was very... intimidating.

Alex Well, not like an army of lions would have been. But Professor Pie’s a horse so I can see how she’d be concerned.

Loki: Well, there is that.

Alex: There’s nothing to worry about, Professor Pie! The lions are gone!

Loki: As are our notes. I believe that means our time here is at an end!

Alex: Bye, Fandom! Have a nice day! Alex and that guy, signing off!