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Loki: We are back here again. But of course we are.

Alex: Did you have something better to do?

Loki: Perhaps I did! I might have had plans to spend my holiday in Asgard.

Alex: Do you guys celebrate Christmas? Because we don’t, and it’s a ripoff.

Loki: No, but I am certain there would be mead.

Alex: I don’t care about mead, I just want presents.

Loki: If there is enough mead, you can steal your presents!

Alex: ...sounds legit. Anyway, let’s get started. In the dorms, Jessica was watching the gremlins fight when Topher came in to explain to her why this was better than them biting people. She needed that explained? Peter emerged from his room after somehow managing to miss Christmas entirely. Was he a houseplant or something?

Loki: On this island, I would not be surprised.

Alex: Let’s just go with that. He was a houseplant. Sure.

Loki: In town, Cade used the natural inclinations of the gremlins to stage battles between them for money. Are wagers made upon these battles? I would very much like to be involved if that is the case. Surreal questioned him on how long it has been going on and we are to believe only today. He then explained to a fellow called Porthos why the denizens of Fandom fear the gremlin as much as they do. At JGOB, Kitty watched gremlins battle outside as well. Barton was also there, but he was in a most foul mood until he spoke with Kitty. I do not understand how his mood was different from normal.

Alex: Beats me.

Loki: He is very much like that supremely angry cat upon the internet.

Alex: ...I can see it.

Loki: And that was all there is to read today, good people of Fandom!

Alex: Hope you’re all having fun on vacation! Later!