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godofxbox ([personal profile] godofxbox) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2012-08-11 09:47 am

Fandom Radio, Saturday, August 11

Alex: Why can’t this ever happen when I’m not already sleeping? This is totally unfa--oh and of course you’re here.

Loki: I'm always here. You're simply late again.

Alex: Is that...is that wrong?

Loki: Ugh. How did you even manage to make it here without dying from your own stupidity?

Alex: I walked? Why, does that seem like it’s difficult to you?

Loki: ...I did not have my coffee this morning. I want a latte.

Alex: I don’t care. Can we get this over with? I want to be away from you.

Loki: Rude.

Alex: Takes one to know one.

Loki: Your mother.

Alex: That doesn’t work. I don’t even know who my mother was.

Alex: In school news, Yakko told his class they should be ashamed of what they'd done. Why, what did they do? Is Loki in that class? Ace and Darcy both had popcorn, because why not. And then the students thought about whatever it was they'd done. In Intro to Robotics Kaidan showed the class a documentary about a conflict with robots--awesome--where he's from. And then they worked on their robots. Is a robot war in our future too? Because again, awesome. And Victor told Ace he felt like Kaidan was always staring at him, and Ace assured him he wasn't scary or whatever. And then in Decision Making class, Steve Rogers wanted to know if people would steal Hitler's wallet, so they discussed that. Why not just punch him in the face?

Loki: It certainly couldn't hurt the timeline!

Loki: At Goodvalor, Toby was very confused by the droids. Perhaps they were not the ones he was looking for. At the Devil's Nest, Eric tried in vain to ignore the good mood of his employee. Then he met Derek who sought a job and, according to the squirrels, nailed his interview. Jack also arrived to explain why he sent Derek there. Perhaps he had not heard the good news about the interview process?

Loki: At Caritas, Kitty and Tino fought over the Olympics. They are still going on? Jaime and Tyrion were at the bar, discussing both students and the former's lack of a hand. Heh. Like Tyr! Kitty was terribly impressed by the order of wine from Jaime before they discussed Canada. Tyrion also ordered wine and spoke with Kitty about education where he is from.
...who is that?

Alex: I don’t know...are you lost? Or...new?

Tahirah Elliebella del'Ortollio: Don't be silly, guys. It's just me! The girl you've been fighting over for years, but my love and heart belongs to Tony Stark! And sometimes Thor. This one time to Doom.

Loki: ….what.

Alex: I never thought I’d say this, but. What he said. Are you...are you sparkling?

Tahirah Elliebella del'Ortollio: Tee hee! Of course! I'm the goddess of light! Just ask Loki!

Loki: No, seriously... what.

Alex: I don’t...there’s a goddess of light now? And she’s dating Tony Stark? Does Mr. Rogers know this?

Loki: Balder is the only god of light that I know of. And Kelda is the goddess of the moon? But she is less... you look like a raccoon fell into a pile of laundry.

Tahirah Elliebella del'Ortollio: I'm Tahirah Elliebella del'Ortollio! Everyone knows that! Is this a game?

Alex: That is way too many ls. I mean...hi?

Loki: Ares-son... I think the best course of action here is to run. I do not trust this creature's face. It is evil. I think it is evil, Ares-son!

Alex: But we’re not done with the notes! And...are you sure it’s not just eyeliner? *pause* Way too much eyeliner?

Tahirah Elliebella del'Ortollio: Tee hee hee! My laughter is like tinkling bells!

Alex: No, you’re right, definitely evil.

Loki: I need to find my brother so he may slay this raccoon faced beast.

Alex: Sounds like a plan! We should...do that...but...notes?

Loki: Run, you fool!

*Door slam*

Tahirah Elliebella del'Ortollio: Oh, those boys! Probably going to buy me flowers! White roses that only grow in the gardens of Asgard are totally my favorite. In the common rooms Jace pined for me while eating the most piquant Chinese food. Then Toby arrived to talk about me with Jace. You guys, stop. It's not fair to the less perfect girls out there. Not that they exist, of course. Every girl is a goddess just waiting to be set free with copious ammounts of eyeliner. Alec also showed up to talk about how their weeks went and how they need a new bow. Oh, I use a bow too! I'm the best at it ever. Everyone mistakes me for Apollo all the time. But I'm just a normal goddess from the tenth realm that's so magical no one has ever heard of it. No big deal.

But that's it, everyone! So just remember that you're all goddesses! Only not real ones like meeeee.