fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Friday Morning

Loki: This is not the day I am normally forced into here. Has something happened? Was it terrible?

Alex: Well, I’m stuck with you, so, yes, something terrible happened, but did I miss a day or something? I thought it was Friday.

Loki: I tire of your material, Ares-son. Please find something more interesting to whine about. Perhaps the state of airports?

Alex: What do airports have to do with anything? You’re so weird.

Loki: It is humor! I thought it was something mortals did! Joke about airline food and all sundries!

Alex: So weird. So we’re just gonna move right along. At the school, Yakko was in his class...uh, being Yakko. I guess he didn't sing, though, so that's a change. And everyone was really confused, because. Yeah. And Darcy brought popcorn and shared some with Ryan, which was nice of her. And then they introduced themselves because it is the first week and that is what we do. In How To Not Do Things, they had introductions and skee-ball, which...sounds like doing things to me...I dunno. Wild Roving's teacher was really enthusiastic about introductions, because...again, first week. Thor was also really enthusiastic, because he's Thor and awesome, and also because he's teaching Drama. They changed things up by playing Two Truths and a Lie. In the library, it was Evan's first shift and the magazines didn't think he could dress himself, and Yeul came in to talk about oral history versus books. One's written and one's...not? And Sholeh was worried she hadn't cleaned up after herself the day before. People worry about that? Oh, and Jaye" had office hours.

Loki: In the dorms, we have Liara--whom the squirrel assures me has a very pretty face--was watching a film about whales. Oh, was it the one with the space ship in which they travel through time to protect them? I hated that one. Jim stopped by to speak of his galaxy compared to hers and make jokes. Please put the glittery flags down, squirrels. Yeul also stopped by to speak of the differences in her world. Where animals are not the same as ours, it seems.

Loki: In Natalie's room, Jace broke in to clean for her. She is, oddly, not pleased by this no matter how much he explains the reasoning behind it. On the roof, Olive was hurling things over the edge for her own entertainment. Sia was struck with a paper airplane and then went on to tell Olive about 'the force'. Can we not simply call it magic? Anna also arrived--hello, Anna!--and was encouraged to also throw things with Olive. Matt also was on the roof, causing Olive to question his judgement for such an action. Why would she--ohhh. Because he is blind. I understand the humor now. Anna also greeted him warmly.

Loki: Stiles was watching ESPN as he searched for methods to cover his scent. Oh! I know! A perfumed oil in a very public place. Then so many will smell as you do. That is how I would escape pursuit. Sia checked in on how he was adjusting and found he was doing quite well. Aside from his roommate. Olive and he discussed terrible physical flaws and how they out to be part dinosaur. I am... uncertain how that factors into any conversation. Ever. Toby confused Stiles with talk of the wilds of Canada, his homeland. One day I should very much like to go to Canada. Is Alpha Flight still a thing?

Alex: I think they all died and then they got like a new one?

Loki: They do not have the best luck, do they?

Alex Not really, no.

Loki: Those poor Canadians. Olive and Toby mourn the loss of Cactibear. Perhaps if we had more basejumpers on island... Topher and Stiles spoke of non-existent sex lives and smelling. I sincerely hope those are seperate issues. Olive and Topher spoke about 'jocks' and how they are not all evil creatures. I cannot say I have heard of such a beast before now. Meanwhile, Hanna packed for a trip home. Why would the squirrel make this seem so ominious? And finally Billy searched for baby animals to cheer himself up before Topher arrived with ice cream. I think otters do the best for that.

Alex: In town, William was finding blueberries all over the place at Stark Industries, and Jeremy didn't like how some of the clothes looked at Demon Marcus. Karla was trying to rearrange Dite's to fit in soap and stuff along with all the...other...stuff. You know. That they sell. Please don't make me elaborate. Jackson was practicing lacrosse in the park, which...I don't know how to break it to you, dude, but we don't have any sports teams here. Topher asked Jackson if he was playing hockey, and then if he was Canadian, and then I guess ran away, which was probably the smartest choice at that point. And then Derek was a creepy stalker at Jackson. Uh, hey, Jackson! If you're new, I swear we're not all like this here. Poor guy. And in bar news, at the Devil's Nest Susan had to listen to Ace of Base, while at Caritas Kenzi was hiding out and possibly working on something involving antlers. Because sure, why not?

Loki: ...I do not believe we wish to know the reasoning behind this.

Alex: No, probably not. I mean. Kenzi.

Loki: Understood. I believe that is all we have for you, fair island!

Alex: I’m Alex, and this is Loki, and don’t listen to him, he lies!

Loki: Rude!

Alex: True!

Loki: ...accurate. Goodmorrow, Fandom!