Monday, January 5th
Monday, January 5th, 2015 12:01 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Good morning. My name is Jones and I have been recruited by squirrels to read the news which they have apparently written themselves. For those new to the island, I can assure you this is not a hazing ritual.
However I am concerned about their ability to report the news based upon the amount of alcohol they are currently imbibing. I would advise all listeners to take all news stories with the proverbial grain of salt.
( News )
However I am concerned about their ability to report the news based upon the amount of alcohol they are currently imbibing. I would advise all listeners to take all news stories with the proverbial grain of salt.
( News )