WTFH

Looks like it was another quiet Wednesday, with the only thing of note being Shenanigans.

This time the voluntolds, had to 'tray race' all over the island. I guess someone was bored.

Looks like the break was too good to last, and we're back to having classes again. Or 'classes' as the case may be.

Anakin took his Shenanigans to the beach in order to trap the unwary, and make them 'yeet by divebombing'. Which makes as much sense as anything Anakin does.

Elsewhere, up at the School, Arden had more books wanting to replay with her at the Library, nothing much happened in the Dorms, and in Town, Adrian was having 'pants problems' at Pick Your Poison that possibly Rey could help him with, and everything smelt like pancakes at the Devil's Nest.

Apparently it was a very quiet day Yesterday with the only thing happening being in Town, where Rey was at a severely behind the times Perk. Not that she stopped that from letting her get her beverage and cookie.

Yes, I'm as surprised as you that the squirrels know how to spell beverage.

I have more than one note today. Busy Wednesday.

Let's see, up at the School, Arden was having technical issues at the Library.

There was a Shenanigans sub, with Jaina supplying the voluntolds weasel shirts, then siccing cosplaying gremlins on them for a game of musical chairs, where the the most interesting thing happening was Rey escaping by turning into a cat.

Elsewhere in Town, Steph was putting posters for the Pride celebrations over the weekend.

*chittering*

Oh, yes, I dream of not dealing with drunken squirrels. Strange that.

In School news, Anakin was doing more Shenanigans in the park, with some less horrifying shirts than usual. The Minglers included a very confused Dante, while the Voluntolds had varying opinions about the shirts. This week's 'tasks' involved stacking groceries, making beds, and some weird kink thing involving socks and kiddy pools.

Over in the Library, Arden had visits from Gray and Caleb.

Nothing for the Dorms, while elsewhere in Town, Rey was possibly people-watching in the Perk.

It's another Thursday, so let's discover more reasons to stay inside on a Wednesday.

In terms of School news, Anakin was Shenaniganing again in the park, where all the voluntolds gathered for terrible shirts, obnoxious flirting, and musical chairs with balloons full of 'stuff'. Some people avoided getting covered in stuff, but let's be real, there were no winners here.

Otherwise, nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, the Devil's Nest was 'citrusy fresh'.

I see, it's another one post-it note day.

In this case it means it was quiet at the School and in the Dorms while in Town, Octavia was ignoring 'Big Beer' at the Devil's Nest, but given this was written b a squirrel that could mean anything.

Well, I'm here, Leroy. Where are my notes?


*chittering*

There's no notes? Because nothing happened yesterday?

You have until the count of ten, Leroy.

One.

Two.

Three-

*click*

This note is just an envelope full of Glitter.

...oh, you were being clever, weren't you, Leroy.

*nervous chittering*

Any other surprises?

*paper shuffling*

Also, Gregorith was at home.

Leroy, even you're not stupid enough to think you can get away with a second day of pranks are you?

*innocent chittering*

Thought so.

Up at the School, Creative Writing had another movie day, or rather the same movie day, while Glitter made glitter bath bombs, and this was apparently not a prank. Unfortunately for Arden in the Library the gremlins had more than made up for any lack of pranks elsewhere, though Cal was very sympathetic when he showed up with drinks.

The Dorms seemed to avoided any foolishness, while in Town, Stark showed up for a make-up shift at the Clinic to much suspicion, while at Pick Your Poison, Adrian wasn't nearly suspicious enough, at least until Rey came by to explain the odd phone calls.

Looks like it was another quiet Wednesday

Up at the School, The Long Con tried to sell us all a bridge, while in the Library, spring was sprung, and Caleb had some opinions on the weather.

Nothing much happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian was involved in self-care at Pick Your Poison.

Well, we're back from break week, which means classes were on again at the School, the Long Con watched a movie, Creative Writing attempted to write while listening to "music", and Glitter! made slime. Glitter slime.

Meanwhile, Arden cleaned up the Library.

Things were quiet in the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian was getting literally dirty at Pick Your Poison when Rey joined him.

No, nothing happened to me on Tuesday.

*chittering*

Nothing at all.

Up at the School, the Long Con was about watching your watches, Creative Writing wanted to know people's Spring Break plans, and Glitter! made cupcakes. Arden had safety snacks in the Library, which she possibly shared with Caleb and Gray

The Dorms continued to be quiet, while in Town, Gray wouldn't start at Over Easy until he was sure there'd be no singing, while Adrian was 'grumpy' at Pick Your Poison, at least until Rey showed up and he was mysteriously not so grumpy.

So apparently yesterday was one of those days, and a whole lot of people who should know better didn't decide to stay in, so for all our sakes this is the abridged version of what the squirrel's have just given me. Because I do not care about your various secret traumas.

Up at the School, The Long Con involved short change and practicing with 'funny money', Creative Writing...wrote to prompts, and Glitter! worked on the Three Minutes Dates banner. In the Library Arden was ignoring the gremlins and not ignoring Caleb.

The Dorms were quiet, while in Town, Gray strongly suggested at everyone at Over Easy also be quiet. Adrian listened to prog rock at Pick Your Poison, surprising Pamela, while a barista fight made Rey uncomfortable at the Perk, Steve and Danny stayed home and...talked, while Gregorith just hung about around town. Octavia was behind the bar at the Devil's Nest cleaning axes, which neither Lucifer nor Quinn were overly fans of.

*outraged chittering*

Yes, I should probably scold the intern for flattening you just then, but it was funny so I won't.

Up at the School, everyone in the Long Con had a very merry unbirthday, while Creative Writing had technical issues. Gremlins were duelling in the Library, which Caleb ignored, while Cal managed to get roped into joining in.

Over in the Dorms, Caleb was in the Second Floor Common Room watching movies, while in Town, Harley watched a hyena lose to the flamingos in the Park, while Rey had questions. Not necessarily about the hyena.

I have a first period class this semester, so let's get this done.

Up at the School, after introductions, The Long Con was all about figuring out who you wanted to be, but which I mean making fake IDs, while Creative Writing also did introductions. Arden was 'twitchy' in the Library, where Caleb was surprised at all the books, and Gray told Arden of his trials.

The Dorms were once again quiet, while in Town, Adrian had a kitty Rey at Pick Your Poison, Gray had to deal with people attempting to make waffles sad at Over Easy, and Octavia was behind the bar at the Devil's Nest

*chittering*

Oh no, I would never have guessed you wanted that.

*chittering*

I'd never be sarcastic either. Just like I absolutely love spending this holiday with you.

Let's see, the only bit of news was in Town, where Illyana was in her room. Good for her. I know I'd rather be in mine right now.

*kissy noises*

No. Go harass someone else.

*louder, more insistent kissy noises*

I have the squirrel's rum and I have a lighter.

*marked absence of kissy noises*

Moving on. Up at the School, Health Education had Liliana substituting and talking herbs, while in the Library, Arden had to deal with dogs and gremlins and the pipes.

The Dorms and Town were both fairly quiet, with Adrian also having pipe issues at Pick Your Poison, while Pam considered the horrors.

*chittering*

I don't know, maybe if you'd written more specific notes we'd know what horrors.

*chittering*

No, I don't think that would be good in the gravy, or the stuffing...or any other dish, I'm a terrible cook and I even can see that.

Not a lot of notes, but that's to be expected this time of year. Let's see, up at the School, Space Pirates, Pirates in Space was cancelled so everyone could ponder their orbs, while Health Education was all about the value of flared bases, and in the Library Arden watched a terrible reddit mistake, which a words that made sense to the squirrels.

The Dorms were quiet, as was Town, with the only thing of note being Adrian on the phone at Pick Your Poison, to his mother and to Rey.

*chittering*

Thursday the 13th is not a thing, Leroy.

*outraged chittering*

No, not doing that.

Let's see...up at the School. Health Education had thoughts on food, while there was a gremlin band in the Library. Lovely. No doubt, Cal and Gray had their own thoughts on their efforts.

Nothing for the Dorms, while in Town, Gray was at Over Easy losing the war on Christmas. There were no signs of this conflict at Pick Your Poison, though Adrian did get Rey bringing him lunch, as well as drop in visits from Pam and Lydia.

*chittering*

Because you're just not very intimidating, Leroy. That's why.

Moving on, up at the School, Space Pirates, Pirates in Space were asking the important questions about yacht theft and why there wasn't more of it, while Health Education was so sad it had to be written down in all caps. Meanwhile, it was movie day in the Library, which possibly defeats the point.

Nothing of interest happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Prompto had to deal with camera-shy cats at Furnado, while Adrian accepted a delivery for the Perk at Pick Your Poison, leading Pam to suggest he's a bit of a pushover. Over Easy had Halloween themed waffles, while there were posters up for Liliana and Tony's party around town. Finally, Adrian and Rey had a date night.

We're not talking about it.

*chittering*

Not. Talking. About. It. Notes. Now.

*papers shuffling*

Quiet day. Up at the School, Space Pirates watched a pirate movie, while in Health Education, Don extolled the benefits of sun protection.

The Dorms were quiet. Again. While in Town, Duke and Lucifer had a date night at the latter's while there was a new old piano at the Devil's Nest.

Like I said, quiet.

*chittering*

You're a herbivore, you look ridiculous. Are you going to be in costume all month? Why am I even asking, of course you are.

Up at the School, Space Pirates, Pirate In Space had a movie day, while Health Education extolled the virtues of exercise.

The Dorms were back to being quiet, while in Town, Gray was on his phone at Over Easy, while Sabine was reading and silently judging at Wellsrping Arms. Henry rode his horse in the Park much to the amazement of Quinn.

Finally in the Woods, the Spirit Halloween in the burnt out Wal-Mart was back...are we going to have to fight capitalism again?

*chittering*

No, it's not about the relentless struggle of the proletariat, and since when do you care about that? It's about the fact you can't punch a concept in the face. It's not satisfying.

Given how sad the porg looks, I guess what I'm not getting notes for today.

*chittering*

They're a much better worker than you is why. Moving on, up at the School, Space Pirates, Pirates in Space, was all about getting that loot, which Stark and Flint possibly bonding over that time one of them exploded a space bank after robbing it. As you do. In Health Education, Don explained about tiny things living in water that will make you sick. Seems legit.

As expected, nothing much happened in the Dorms, while in Town, there were tea waffles at Over Easy, Sabine was figuring out how to cat-proof the firing range at Wellspring Arms, and Harley was at the Perk, texting.

*chittering*

Because I don't have hands, Leroy. Now hold them up. Higher.

So, as you might have noticed, the island is having one, and yesterday it involved snow monsters and teenagers, both which caused many problems.

Starting up at the School, where Space Pirates! (Pirates in Space!) had the 'wrong boat', and introductions. Health Education also had introductions, and Don looking tired.

Arden had to deal with snow monsters to get to the Library, where Gray was annoyed he was his own age for some reason, and Jon was a teenager.

The Dorms were quiet, despite the influx of teenagers, while in Town, things started with a round of awkward wake-ups, including Liliana and Ignis, and Steph and Vi. Gray was sulking at Over Easy, while Danny had to deal with many teens at the Trooper Station including the Troopers and Steve.

Snow monsters made several people's lives difficult, like Erasmus's search for 'proper tea' at the Perk being interrupted, though Liliana was able to help him with the snow monsters, but not his leaf water issues. Harley had similar issues while trying to find the gym, but Sabine was her knight in multicoloured armour, and put that glitter down Leroy, meanwhile the Park was the place to be if you were a teenage Jedi, because Jaina, Anakin, and Ahsoka were all having a time of it being teens, Jedi, and fighting snow monsters. And also Lana was there.