WTFH

*chittering*

Because I don't have hands, Leroy. Now hold them up. Higher.

So, as you might have noticed, the island is having one, and yesterday it involved snow monsters and teenagers, both which caused many problems.

Starting up at the School, where Space Pirates! (Pirates in Space!) had the 'wrong boat', and introductions. Health Education also had introductions, and Don looking tired.

Arden had to deal with snow monsters to get to the Library, where Gray was annoyed he was his own age for some reason, and Jon was a teenager.

The Dorms were quiet, despite the influx of teenagers, while in Town, things started with a round of awkward wake-ups, including Liliana and Ignis, and Steph and Vi. Gray was sulking at Over Easy, while Danny had to deal with many teens at the Trooper Station including the Troopers and Steve.

Snow monsters made several people's lives difficult, like Erasmus's search for 'proper tea' at the Perk being interrupted, though Liliana was able to help him with the snow monsters, but not his leaf water issues. Harley had similar issues while trying to find the gym, but Sabine was her knight in multicoloured armour, and put that glitter down Leroy, meanwhile the Park was the place to be if you were a teenage Jedi, because Jaina, Anakin, and Ahsoka were all having a time of it being teens, Jedi, and fighting snow monsters. And also Lana was there.

*chittery squirrel declaiming*

Are you done?

*chittering*

Yeah, don't give up your day job.

Up at the School, there was a final Shenanigans for the summer, and in the minglers, Stark and Rey were excited to see Summer, though less excited about getting voluntold. The task in question was sad, lonely cooking, actually alone or in pairs. I'm sure Anakin knows a lot about sad, lonely cooking.

Over in the Library, Arden had poetic ghost issues, which explains a few things, and then Gray horrified her with stories of his shenanigans cookery.

The Dorms continued to be quiet, while in Town, there was an 'adorable' infestations of bunnies at Furnado, sandwiches were serious business at the Trooper Station, and Hannibal and Jon turned into a snake and cat respectively.

Well, it's a thinner stack of notes this week, I'd say that's a good sing, but I've been here too long.

In School news, Jaina was in charge of non-Anakin Shenanigans, inflicting another round of Hungry Hungry Hippos on the voluntolds, though apparently this time it involved less costumes and more free for alls.

No Dorm news, yet again, while over in Town, Needful Things was closed on account of everything getting bonfired. That's why you burn the other person's things, everyone.

Elsewhere, Jaina and Jag were enduring parenthood when Jaina turned into a kitty. Octavia was behind the bar at the Devil's Nest. While at Caritas, Summer was inflicting her very worst jello upon people as a farewell. I thankfully don't have any details in my notes beyond 'Teeth, why'. Those who were unlucky enough to witness all the gory details were Atton, Rey, Stark, and Raiden.

You know, I'm not going to ask why you're driving a rickshaw in here, but how are you even managing to drive it in the first place?

No, wait, I don't actually want to know that either.

In School news, Shenanakins were all about family, and beating that family in a race. People took the dangerous risk of mingling, and got voluntold for their troubles. Then they had to race tricycles, rickshaws, and pods, the last of which Anakin won, so they can't have been that hard.

Dorms continued to be quiet, while in Town, Quinn was at the Infinite Consortium feeling like she was being watched, I can't imagine what could have led to that. At the Trooper Station, Danny and one of the Steves talked about Steve's racing successes and penguin conspiracies. The squirrels would also like me to inform you that even conspiracy penguins are not for eating. Summer was back at Caritas telling Rey and Atton all about her trip, while Stark was a koala. Okay.

*chittering*

Well, no, you don't wash leather.

*chittering*

That explains so many things that I never needed to know.

Let's see, quiet day, with the only thing happening related to the school being Shenanigans, which Jaina ran instead of Anakin, lulling the minglers and voluntolds into a false sense of security only to hit them with a very messy obstacle course. Good thing there isn't some kind of island wide issue with the laundry machines.

*chittering*

It's called foreshadowing. Jaina did stick around to take feedback on the course.

Everything was quiet in the Dorms, while over in Town, both Jon and Rey discovered that their respective apartment buildings were both having laundry machine issues. Sucks to be them.

*chittering*

No. Not really.

*chittering*

I actually thought you'd decided to stop bothering me. Sadly, I'm not that lucky.

Let's see, the only School news, was Shenanigans, where 'sharing was chairing', where the voluntolds had to share an increasingly smaller number of chairs. I'm sure it all ended in tears, or random passers-by being flung at Anakin. Possibly both.

Nothing much for the Dorms, while in Town, it was date night at the boarding house, and at Caritas ice-cream jello was the flavour of the day. In between the usual nonsense on stage, Atton was quite negative about the jello theme, which might be why Summer sought reassurance from Rey, Stark was mostly relieved there were no horrors, and Stewart was there.

That's everything?

*chittering*

Quiet day.

Up at the School, the only things that was happening was Shenanigans down in the park, where Anakin inflicted socks upon the voluntolds, which needless to say certain people used as an excuse for flirting, because they cannot get a room, Stewart was very attached to his 'adorable shark' socks, baffling Hannibal. Then everyone had to balance tanks of mysterious liquid on their feet, to varying levels of success.

Nothing for the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian dipped his wick making candles at Pick Your Poison, while at Caritas, Tino implied there were others like him by claiming it was his brother's birthday, though neither person taking the stage seemed inclined to celebrate. Stark was...awkward, Stewart brought along dubious brownies, and Atton was remarkably judgemental for someone who deals with his problems by faking his death.

*chittering*

Oh, I know I am, but I've never done that.

Oh, it's you again not Leroy.

*chittering*

The fact I know Leroy's name is enough of a hardship. Let's see what's been happening.

Unsurprisingly, it's been another quiet week up at the School, with the only sign of life being Arden in the Library, which is still more activity than in the Dorms.

Over in Town, there was drama at Furnado about noodles in fishtanks, but Liliana heroically saved the day. I doubt anyone really wants to know how that happened. Summer was smug enough at Caritas to put Tino in a mood, and I can't say I disapprove on principle. Her patrons for the evening included...an entire argument about whether Atton was a zombie or a clone, because apparently we needed enough squirrels there to have that fight, Stark, who wondered about robots with hair dye, and Percy and his burgeoning pop rock addiction.

*aggrieved chittering*

No, you have only yourself to blame, and also, I don't care.

It was finals week up at the School, where 2 British 2 Bake relaxed with a movie and each other's food, and Bettering Your Community went to a nude beach. As you do.

The Dorms continued their quiet streak, while in Town, it was date night at Lucifier's, and "clout chasing jello" night at Caritas, where Rey came by for a drink and to admire the jello, and was immediately hit up for caf by Anakin, who was accompanying Stark in to buy him a drink to apologise for 'throwing him off a building', and I am not reading any of that colour commentary Leroy, because once again, I do not care what you think. Anakin also informed Summer that the shirts were arriving, just in case anyone was hoping he'd forgotten. also came by for a drink. Presumably clothed.

*chittering*

That's none of your concern, Leroy.

*chittering*

No, I didn't.

Moving on, up at the School, Introduction to Palentology discussed tribades, actually I'm pretty sure they didn't, but that's what someone wrote, while British-American Bake-Off tackled fancy French pastries, and Bettering Your Community did some "red-hot" arts and crafts.

Arden was watching videos in the Library when she got visits from Cal and Gray one of which involved "smooching".

Nothing much happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Quinn was at the Perk, having coffee and conversation with Hannibal, and it was date night at the boarding house.

That's a short stack of notes this week.

*chittering*

Do I sound like I was complaining?

*chittering*

I always sound like...watch it, Leroy.

Up at the School, there were explosions in Introduciton to Palaeontology, microwaves in British-American Bake-Off, and bloodstains in Bettering Your Community, so a normal enough day. There was some kind of snake uprising in the Library, along with visits from Kamala and Gray.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Octavia was mostly trying to get rid of the green drinks at the Devil's Nest.

*chittering*

Oh, overjoyed. Can't you tell.

Let's see, classes were back on at the School, except for Introduction to Palaeontology, which was cancelled. British Bake-Off But For Americans had a tropical theme, after they presented their pre-break bakes of course, there were donuts and something called butter mochi. Building Better Communities were at the library, again, while at the actual Library, Arden was slacking.

The Dorms continued their being quiet streak, while in Town, Caritas saw Summer having deep thoughts about the secret menu, secret menu, secret secret menu, yeah, while texting, Rey was recovering from break, and Stark made plans to find more beach.

Yes, you probably should get that looked at.

No. By someone not me. I don't know, a vet.

In any case, for news not involving squirrel flashers. Up at the Introduction to Paleontology talked about...science. Not The British Bake-Off went from jello to chocolate, while Bettering Your Community went to a library, but not the Library, which was...full of bats. As well as Kamala and Gray.

Nothing much at the Dorms, while in Town, Adrian was in his grove when he got a visit from Pam and her drama, it was definitely not shirtless Wednesday at the Devil's Nest, and at Caritas Tino set up a jello pit tug-of-war, and those are words that I had to read. Witnesses to this crime against good taste included Rey, Stark, and Dean, apparently non of whom considered an intervention.

I see from the whole two post-its that it was a slow day yesterday.

Up at the School, Introduction to Palaeontology had a movie day, Not The British Bake-Off showed off gingerbread houses before having a pie day, and Better Communities focused on self-care.

Nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town Summer was moodily celebrating the Year of the Snake at Caritas, along with Rey and Stark, when she got a cheese delivery.

*chittering*

My ideal...oh, that's easy. Not having to put up with you, Leroy.

Up at the School, Intro to Palentology intro-ed the fossil record, while Bake-Off focused on bread and butter, at least after showing off their cakes of which Kitty's was apparently the best. They made two kinds of bread, as well as getting a homework assignment to...okay, now Leroy is just making things up.

Bettering Your Community went over to the mainland to help out at an animal shelter, and it was "too hot, hot damn" in the Library.

It was a quiet day in the Dorms, while in Town, Octavia had to deal with Tiny's bright ideas at the Devil's Nest, while Caritas was all about celebrating Stark's birthday. Luckily, Stark was actually there to receive well wishes from Summer and a bunch of other people, amongst those turning up were Watts, Rey, Anakin, and Steven.

I see none of you had the resolution of not waking me up before dawn reeking of rum.

Let's see if anything happened yesterday.

Nothing at the School. Nothing in the Dorms. A couple of things in Town, where Prompto spent his time trying to convince the animals at Furnado to commit to resolutions. He seems to have missed the squirrels. Bucky decided to solicit Jesse's opinion on his new haircut, and finally at Caritas, Summer learned the dangers of extending Tino goodwill, while Stark learned the dangers of having too many opinions on the jello. So you can blame him for whatever horrors appear next week.

Well, that is a short set of notes. And the intern is already at the rum.

Up at the School, Introduction to Fossils went on a field trip to the Smithsonian for their final, Exploring US History went to the DC Winter Market, and Morality of Action asked the question we've all been asking all along.

Nothing much happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Percy hooked up at the Forge, while it was all Yule Log, no safety concerns at Caritas, where Stark came by to talk about eating cookie dough. Literally, apparently.

*chittering*

No, it's not going to rain rum next, it never rains rum.

Up at the School, Intro to Fossils watched a movie, while Exploring Us History said screw Reagan right before Tony turned into a cat. Moralilty of Action had Dante show up to make the class rescue a princess and learn a "valuable" lesson. Arden was making present lists in the Library when Gray came to visit and turned into a sloth.

The Dorms were quiet and presumably full of potato, as was Town, where it presented a serious problem at Furnado, it was date night at both the boarding house and Lucifer's, and things were on fire at Caritas, but sadly not Tino, Percy, who is new, apparently, discovered the joys of alcoholic jello, something Yelena in particular was there for, though she probably didn't expect Logan to turn into a wolverine on her. Stark was worried about latkes, Dante and Kathy made an appearance, as did a pre-transformation Logan.

I see the intern is already into the rum, back to no dorm news I take it?

*chittering*

Figured.

Up at the School, Introduction to Fossils was all about clams, apparently, while Us History followed up the biggest twine with the biggest hole in the ground.

As expected, nothing happened in the Dorms, while in Town, Prompto had a 'chook book ' whatever thet is at Furnado, while Jesse and Bucky were at the Perk. At Caritas, Summer judged Tino's stuffing, and ifI have to read that sentence, you have to have heard it. Yelena wanted all the jello shots and had a discussion about how amazing the squir- seriously, Leroy? Anakin did not learn his lesson about cookie theft, Stark learned that nothing can make up for Tino, Summer texted, and Liliana demanded birthday drinks.

Why are there so many...I can't even see the microphone.

*chittering*

Well, for once that's actually helpful.

Slow day. Let's see, up at the School, Fossils looked at dead plants, and US History had a movie day. While in the Library, the gremlins had an entirely predictable reaction to Arden not bringing candy.

Nothing in the Dorms, and over in Town, soup was on the menus at Luke's, cozy was the theme of the day at the Perk, where Liliana, Lucifer, and Remy enjoyed half-price comfort drinks. It was datenight at the boarding house, while Caritas continued to have a pillow fort, mostly occupied by Tino. Stark did, however, bring cookies.

Oh. I suppose it was too much to hope you'd get lost in Canada.

*shuffling paper*

Let's see...here on teh island, the School and Dorms were both deserted. Shocking I know, while in Town, Lucifer and Duke had a date, and the music was loud at the Devil's Nest.

Meanwhile on the Trip, the morning saw Thor, Anakin, and Jon dealing with indoor thunder. I thought it was supposed to be a fancy hotel this time? Kamala was channeling her inner squirrel by hanging around Arden's room like an overvested creeper, Stewart and Gray enjoyed breakfast, and quite a few more people later went for afternoon tea, while Gladio spent most of his time at the gym. When it came to being out and about, whale watching was highly popular, as was the food tour. Summer went shopping, Kamala and Eleanor went on a library date, we have a library here, and Prompto went to the aquarium.

Later that evening, Nell and Gladio stayed in after Nell spent time in the spa, Adrian had to deal with a drunk roomie, Watts and Steven went out for a dinner date, while Steph and Vi did 'drag cabaret karaoke'. Also Summer had a room party, where apparently terrible, horrible things were done to poutine and alcohol. Amongst the witnesses to this event were Stark, Ignis, Dean, Gladio, Yelena, Stewart, Prompto, Adrian, Anakin, and Jon. All of whom, I assume have terrible poutine hangovers today.

Okay, time for radio, what I'm sure is the highlight of your week, because I know it's mine.

*inquisitive chittering*

No. It's not, actually.

Up at the School, Exploring American History had boxed lunches. Thrilling and vital news that. In Intro to Fossils, Cutter explained how radiography proves that the Earth is 'old as balls' and something, something evolution. The increasingly misnamed Morality of Action took the stance that trying to do good may have consequences, so don't, while in the Library, the gremlins were making Halloween decorations. That's not at all ominous.

The porg continues to have no Dorms news to report, while in Town, there was breakfast at the boarding house, and date night later. Pamela was in the preserve being 'weird' at the trees, and was later joined by Octavia. Over at the Parking Lot, Arden had a new second-hand car, and as Dean discovered, no license. Gray explained his brothers don't believe in 'take-backsies', and Charlie was impressed by Arden's new old car. Finally, the Devil's Nest was a Malort free zone.

That's everything?

*chittering*

Quiet day.

Up at the School, Exploring American History went to look at a war memorial, which Lydia was disturbed by, while Kamala and Eleanor snuck off for "half-smokes and canoodling". Who even says that, Leroy?

Morality of Action continued not taking action in favour of being shocked to learn there are Jedi on this island and ranting about how the Jedi were back in her day. The students indulged her I assume as a prelude to easing her into a much needed nap.

The Dorms were quiet, over in Town, Prompto played with the fishes in Furnado, while at Caritas Tino made gym pool pudding. Allegedly. Stark was suitably disgusted at the idea, Dean working his way around to Tino being dead to him, Summer texted, and Stewart was trying to figure out which one Tino was. The dumb one. Who is dead to Dean.

Why are you even drunker than usual?

*chittering*

I know it's a new semester, that's why you should be drinking less. Why do I even bother, just giver me the notes.

Classes were back, which means introductions continued apace up at the School, where Introduction to Fossils had introductions and resumably fossils, Exploring American History explored some hill, though Eleanor, Arden, and Lydia explored coffee and donuts instead. In Morality of Actions the lecture involved a lot of whining about not wanting to be on the island or teaching, because that's never happened to anyone here before, and also I need some volunteers, introductions were made, and then I assume the teacher went off for a snack and a nap.

Arden had to deal with book origami in the Library, but also had visits from Kamala who needs to eat more vegetables, and Gray who had a glittery scrapbook of his brothers.

Nothing much happening at the Dorms, and in Town, Senshi is now working at Luke's and had his first shift there, Prompto put hats on all the dogs at Furnado and most of everything else there too. Adrian built a tiny little house in the woods, which got Nell's attention, while at Caritas, Tino had a tiny little list.

Oh. It's that time of year again.

Stark came by for jello based flirting and making plans to be off the island, Summer texted, Adrian confirmed with Summer that he knew about phones, and told Stark about burying body parts, his own apparently, but was weirded out finding out about the ponies. Raiden talked with Summer about classes between devouring all the Jello donuts, and after a conversation about punching cards that may have been literal or figurative invited Adrian over for breakfast. Finally, Rey came in to let Summer and Stark know she was having a better week than last.

That's everything?

*chittering*

Slow news day.

Up at the School, it was all about Shenanigans, which involved small children and stupid hats. So, an excruciating experience for all involved. After the mingling, the volunteers got their hats and began child wrangling. Once they'd acquired a child, shout out to Flint for 'making his one cry', they had to provide toys, clean up after, not bake cookies, play 'keepy uppy', and eat nuggets. Sounds truly hellish.

No notes for the Dorms, not surprise there, while in Town, the only noteworthy thing that happened was Summer making the the terrible mistake of asking Tino questions at Caritas, luckily, Stark came by to tell her about his terrible shenanigans filled day and suggest they spend some time off this island. Not a bad plan.