WTFH

Oh *beep* why are you guys pulling me in here? It's not even Wednes- *chittering* For serious? Dude. I prolly shouldn't have drank all that you know...no I really don't. *giggles*

We gotta go fast before I fall asleep. Heeee. ( That's what he said. )

Guys and Gals. Turkeys and Potatoes. I'm Toby with your Wednesday night Fandom radio!

So, it's the eve before Thanksgiving and what do we have to be thankful about? It's butt-ass cold and I ran out of glitter lotion, but guys, we are dead sexy and we have friends, good skin, and rippling muscles. Who's with me?

( Pre-Thanksgiving with Toby )

Welcome, Fandomites to your Wednesday radio broadcast with Toby and Sky. Say hi, little guy! Oh my god, you squirrels cannot feed him rum! He is my responsibility and I am so not disappointing the professor. *sigh*

Let's get this broadcast done before the baby Ewok gets totes trashed, okay?

( Yub yub, Commander )

Oh my god, people. You are not going to believe this but- *sound of baby crying softly* OH MAN! Shhh, Palmy, daddy's here! *silence reigns* So, obviously I got stuck with the kid, but dudes, the squirrels are the best babysitters ever.

Let me just set this up *sounds of papers crinkling* Okay! We have a kid-friendly nest of like old notes and rum bottles! Let's get radio going before the airwaves cut out.

( Toby should never procreate )

Thanks, squirrels, for all that you do and Good Night Fandom!

Okay, so like, little squirrel dudes, you need to crank that little heater because my nips are gonna fall off it's so cold here!

*annoyed chittering*

Why are you saying 'it's on' like that? Am I supposed to be embarrassed that my nipples are about to freeze off because you squirrels think the weather is 'nice'? Don't make me set fire to your notes! I totes have a lighter from back before I forgot I was a smoker. God.

*sounds of a fan cranking up*

Oh my god, that is so much better, guys. Now let's news it up!

( Toby should start wearing a shirt sooner than later... )

Welcome back, Fandom, to Wednesdays with Toby! No, it's not like Tuesdays with Morrie, 'cause I am so not like, going to die anytime soon. Unless you're all precog and you know something... But if the old people in town get all active, we should so change the name of the broadcast!

( The news, omg! )

Fandom! Hey, this is Toby bringing you your nightly news, squirrely gossip, and shirtless radio! Maybe if this was like, TV I'd get dressed. But you guys don't care if I'm all shining in the dim light of the station room, right?

Okay, so like, the furry little guys have brought me a big old stack of notes, so let's get this show on the road. Except like, not on the road because we aren't really leaving. Uh, you know what I mean.

( Kittens, kittens, everywhere! )