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Fandom Radio [Wednesday, September 10]
Fandom! Hey, this is Toby bringing you your nightly news, squirrely gossip, and shirtless radio! Maybe if this was like, TV I'd get dressed. But you guys don't care if I'm all shining in the dim light of the station room, right?
Okay, so like, the furry little guys have brought me a big old stack of notes, so let's get this show on the road. Except like, not on the road because we aren't really leaving. Uh, you know what I mean.
School, where we like, go to class.
Karal opened the library and ended up with lots of kittens. So weird, oh my god. Katina came in for a book. Gavin came in to check up after a gremlin bite. Are those contagious? Should I be worried for Lee? Tony wanted to study and Karal warned him about the kittens. Dude, it's not like they're rabid, right? John brought his own kitten-who-was-Jaina and asked for kitten advice.
There are a lot of classes, oh my god. Okay, so first there was Physics with Trees and they learned about maps and made maps of their home. Wow, I don't know if I could do that. Like, the cove wasn't so big, but it changed a lot.
My class today, Sex Ed went all gross and talked reproductive stuff and there were plastic bits of girl for us to stare at and like, write about. Joan and Marco were the TAs even though they didn't want to be. And then Blair talked to Edward about Chuck and his terrible addiction to the pleasures of the flesh. What does that mean? How is sex an addiction?
Okay, I so signed up for the wrong class. Choose Your Own Cooking chose between making candy or real salads which sounds like so much fun.
Survival Skills learned some martial arts stuff that would've been helpful yesterday. Everyone paired up and did the ass kicking thing while Gavin was all TA-like.
Murdock had a kitten in his office all dressed like a pilot! I bet that was so adorable! Minsc was chilling in a singing sort of way in his office. I hope he sang like, Oklahoma or something. Whatever it was, Mac interrupted him to talk about pets from space. Huh? Is that like the freaking unicorn? Because that might make more sense than anything else.
Dorms, where we can sleep and stuff.
Okay, so like, this afternoon, my TA book totally turned into a kitten in a blue sweater. Seriously, it like stared at the mirror. Maybe it could hear Molly listening to her music and was jealous.
Dor was all geeking out over Barry Plodder, and Lola got all screamy at her mom on the phone. Dude, we all know how that goes. I like the 'Uh huh' approach. Jack and Jamie came in and were all distracty for her. Toshiko talked time travel with Lola and then Tony came home with kitten book experiments. No hurting the animals. I'll so call the NRA on you!
Jack got ready for his date and Robin hoped he had fun and then Jack picks up Amber and they talk about their clothes. Dudes, come shop at Pixie Dust, we have all the best stuff!
Dean has a detective kitten and a talky brother Sam who made out with Peter last night and dude, that's hot. Oh wait, neither of you are the one that looks like Dean, huh? Okay, I withhold my hot until I see you, but I'm gonna assume it was hot 'cause how are two guys together not hot?
Peter was all ready with some Top Model and take out that everyone knows got cold while he and Sam made out, which means maybe I'll let the lack of visuals slide and go with H-O-T, hot.
Katina was all pissy that her book was a kitten so she went up to the emo roof. Wait, there's a whole roof for that? Dude, I've so been over using the beach. Mac hears her emo and they bond over magic and tortillas before Cal shows to bring some extra thoughtful emo to the party.
Town, where like, old people live.
Nathan had a talk with Peter about how his apartment isn't a place for Peter to make out with boys. Dude, then what good is having it?
In town, Jeff opened the Arms hotel where he had an affair with a jam sadwich. Wow, dude, is he like, cheating on peanut butter or something? Ooooh, Turtle brought him a ham sandwich and ew, that's so nasty when combined with Jeff's jam. We might need a not dirty somewhere in there. Unless it was. The squirrel isn't exactly clear, here.
Gabriel pretended to sleep in the church. There's a church? Dude, that's so like, retro. Naomi was all on time and stuff for work at Stark Industries while my coworker, Romeo had a kitten at Pixie Dust all adorably looking in the mirror and napping.
Oooh, seems Johnny was handing out eye candy at Luke's along with some sort of salmon - salmonella? Whatever that is, it sounds hot. Chris comes in and is all about burgers and threesomes and the freaking unicorn. Did you all know it talks? And is like, smart or something?
Ino studied a scroll at Wellspring today. Amber tried to lick her way to the center of a tootsie pop. I've totally done that. I lost count, but like, my tongue hurt for days. Really good training tool if you have a strong gag reflex though. Okay, so like, then Jack stops by T&C and gets a date with Amber, which dude, good job! And Temari scouted out her competition and deemed Amber unworthy of SparklesCal. Dude, sorry 'bout the name. Do your parents hate you or something?
Over at the Trooper Station, Dale was hitting the pie and coffee when Charlotte brought him muffins and flirting. Aww, old people are so cute.
Liir was anti-cooking at Cafe Fina. Um, dude. Is it just me or isn't cooking the point of working at a cafe? Well, uh, it seems Amber and Jack came into the cafe for their date, so hopefully Liir changed his mind and cooked for them or their date would be like, doomed.
Andrew was zoning and the squirrels seem worried about accidental summonings in the Magic Box. Summoning what? Like pizza? I could go for some pizza. Tony stopped in so there's no word on the pizza but lots about books.
Teddy had a super kitten in the Gallery and Chad came in to watch many cats frolic.
Fiyero was reading about cooking at Book Haven. Alice was all about the cleaning in Groovy Tunes. What? No kittens for them? Now it's like, weird if there aren't kittens all over.
Penelope had her first shift at Caritas. She was way smart and drank to keep herself from fleeing the ugly that is the zombies. Or maybe she just knew there would be a frog singing with them.
The frog said hi, since frogs apparently talk? Is this like the freaking unicorn? Rusty, who I'm told is hot like burning, talked with Penelope about the freaking unicorn and OMG ME! Dude, I did! I totally touched the unicorn's horn. It was so weird.
Tony was all W-T-F at Penelope's scarf because he's apparently an ass. Though he was polite enough to nod at Rusty, who again, is hot like burning fire. I wonder if he's like Johnny and literally on fire. Anyways, Fiyero also came in and was all getting to know my little sib because she's awesome! Hi Penelope! I hope your first night was awesome!
Aww, the Clinic had sad nurses who seemed to be in search of shirtless guys. Dude, I'm totally shirtless and right here! Oh, well, true, here's not the clinic.
You know, shirtlessness is a good note to leave on. I think I'll go back to my room and see if that kitten's gone yet. Lion-o, no fair feeding it to Snarf, oh my god! Night, Fandom!
Okay, so like, the furry little guys have brought me a big old stack of notes, so let's get this show on the road. Except like, not on the road because we aren't really leaving. Uh, you know what I mean.
School, where we like, go to class.
Karal opened the library and ended up with lots of kittens. So weird, oh my god. Katina came in for a book. Gavin came in to check up after a gremlin bite. Are those contagious? Should I be worried for Lee? Tony wanted to study and Karal warned him about the kittens. Dude, it's not like they're rabid, right? John brought his own kitten-who-was-Jaina and asked for kitten advice.
There are a lot of classes, oh my god. Okay, so first there was Physics with Trees and they learned about maps and made maps of their home. Wow, I don't know if I could do that. Like, the cove wasn't so big, but it changed a lot.
My class today, Sex Ed went all gross and talked reproductive stuff and there were plastic bits of girl for us to stare at and like, write about. Joan and Marco were the TAs even though they didn't want to be. And then Blair talked to Edward about Chuck and his terrible addiction to the pleasures of the flesh. What does that mean? How is sex an addiction?
Okay, I so signed up for the wrong class. Choose Your Own Cooking chose between making candy or real salads which sounds like so much fun.
Survival Skills learned some martial arts stuff that would've been helpful yesterday. Everyone paired up and did the ass kicking thing while Gavin was all TA-like.
Murdock had a kitten in his office all dressed like a pilot! I bet that was so adorable! Minsc was chilling in a singing sort of way in his office. I hope he sang like, Oklahoma or something. Whatever it was, Mac interrupted him to talk about pets from space. Huh? Is that like the freaking unicorn? Because that might make more sense than anything else.
Dorms, where we can sleep and stuff.
Okay, so like, this afternoon, my TA book totally turned into a kitten in a blue sweater. Seriously, it like stared at the mirror. Maybe it could hear Molly listening to her music and was jealous.
Dor was all geeking out over Barry Plodder, and Lola got all screamy at her mom on the phone. Dude, we all know how that goes. I like the 'Uh huh' approach. Jack and Jamie came in and were all distracty for her. Toshiko talked time travel with Lola and then Tony came home with kitten book experiments. No hurting the animals. I'll so call the NRA on you!
Jack got ready for his date and Robin hoped he had fun and then Jack picks up Amber and they talk about their clothes. Dudes, come shop at Pixie Dust, we have all the best stuff!
Dean has a detective kitten and a talky brother Sam who made out with Peter last night and dude, that's hot. Oh wait, neither of you are the one that looks like Dean, huh? Okay, I withhold my hot until I see you, but I'm gonna assume it was hot 'cause how are two guys together not hot?
Peter was all ready with some Top Model and take out that everyone knows got cold while he and Sam made out, which means maybe I'll let the lack of visuals slide and go with H-O-T, hot.
Katina was all pissy that her book was a kitten so she went up to the emo roof. Wait, there's a whole roof for that? Dude, I've so been over using the beach. Mac hears her emo and they bond over magic and tortillas before Cal shows to bring some extra thoughtful emo to the party.
Town, where like, old people live.
Nathan had a talk with Peter about how his apartment isn't a place for Peter to make out with boys. Dude, then what good is having it?
In town, Jeff opened the Arms hotel where he had an affair with a jam sadwich. Wow, dude, is he like, cheating on peanut butter or something? Ooooh, Turtle brought him a ham sandwich and ew, that's so nasty when combined with Jeff's jam. We might need a not dirty somewhere in there. Unless it was. The squirrel isn't exactly clear, here.
Gabriel pretended to sleep in the church. There's a church? Dude, that's so like, retro. Naomi was all on time and stuff for work at Stark Industries while my coworker, Romeo had a kitten at Pixie Dust all adorably looking in the mirror and napping.
Oooh, seems Johnny was handing out eye candy at Luke's along with some sort of salmon - salmonella? Whatever that is, it sounds hot. Chris comes in and is all about burgers and threesomes and the freaking unicorn. Did you all know it talks? And is like, smart or something?
Ino studied a scroll at Wellspring today. Amber tried to lick her way to the center of a tootsie pop. I've totally done that. I lost count, but like, my tongue hurt for days. Really good training tool if you have a strong gag reflex though. Okay, so like, then Jack stops by T&C and gets a date with Amber, which dude, good job! And Temari scouted out her competition and deemed Amber unworthy of SparklesCal. Dude, sorry 'bout the name. Do your parents hate you or something?
Over at the Trooper Station, Dale was hitting the pie and coffee when Charlotte brought him muffins and flirting. Aww, old people are so cute.
Liir was anti-cooking at Cafe Fina. Um, dude. Is it just me or isn't cooking the point of working at a cafe? Well, uh, it seems Amber and Jack came into the cafe for their date, so hopefully Liir changed his mind and cooked for them or their date would be like, doomed.
Andrew was zoning and the squirrels seem worried about accidental summonings in the Magic Box. Summoning what? Like pizza? I could go for some pizza. Tony stopped in so there's no word on the pizza but lots about books.
Teddy had a super kitten in the Gallery and Chad came in to watch many cats frolic.
Fiyero was reading about cooking at Book Haven. Alice was all about the cleaning in Groovy Tunes. What? No kittens for them? Now it's like, weird if there aren't kittens all over.
Penelope had her first shift at Caritas. She was way smart and drank to keep herself from fleeing the ugly that is the zombies. Or maybe she just knew there would be a frog singing with them.
The frog said hi, since frogs apparently talk? Is this like the freaking unicorn? Rusty, who I'm told is hot like burning, talked with Penelope about the freaking unicorn and OMG ME! Dude, I did! I totally touched the unicorn's horn. It was so weird.
Tony was all W-T-F at Penelope's scarf because he's apparently an ass. Though he was polite enough to nod at Rusty, who again, is hot like burning fire. I wonder if he's like Johnny and literally on fire. Anyways, Fiyero also came in and was all getting to know my little sib because she's awesome! Hi Penelope! I hope your first night was awesome!
Aww, the Clinic had sad nurses who seemed to be in search of shirtless guys. Dude, I'm totally shirtless and right here! Oh, well, true, here's not the clinic.
You know, shirtlessness is a good note to leave on. I think I'll go back to my room and see if that kitten's gone yet. Lion-o, no fair feeding it to Snarf, oh my god! Night, Fandom!
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