Fandom Radio, Saturday, July 7

[godofxbox]

Loki: Oh, you are still around. Such a shame.

Alex: Funny. I was going to say the same thing. Except, you know, less pompous and evil.

Loki: ...how else would one say that then?

Alex: You would have to ask.

Loki: Yes. And I am still awaiting an answer.

Alex: Well, that’s because you’re sad and oblivious.

Loki: And you are simply sad. I am sure we shall find an answer somewhere.

Alex: You’re so weird. At the school, Billy was having some trouble with books not staying where they were put, and Topher brought him cookies and told him about how awesome Ace is. Uh-oh, is there competition? Yakko did the introductions thing, and he turned into a yo-yo. Hopefully everyone else stayed as they were while they introduced themselves. Mr. Alenko also did the intro thing, and wanted to know what experience his students had with AI. So they did that before getting some blueprints. Topher and Ace talked about how the drones needed missiles--I'm always in favor--before Ace turned into a wolf cub.

*beat*

Alex: Welcome to Fandom, new kids! That happens a lot. One time I was a puppy. Anyway, in Study Hall, an orangutan threw bananas at Jaime Madrox. Probably for a really good reason. And in Decision Making Skills, Mr. Rogers also did the introductions thing before having them analyze the decision making in a situation where... oh. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Maria Hill's crazy, news at eleven.

Alex: And finally, Principal Winchester held office hours and filled out paperwork to register her daughter Grace for kindergarten. Hey, congratulations! Hopefully she’ll get into way less fights than I did in kindergarten.

Loki: ...I am not surprised to hear this at all.

Alex: My dad always said to go for the biggest kid first.

Loki: Mine... did not. I think he wished for Thor to kill me.

Alex: Are you about to try to take over Asgard in a fit of “Daddy didn’t love me enough?” again? Because I’ll get popcorn.

Loki: ...noooo. I am content to simply be left alone.

Alex: Riiiiiight.

Loki: In the dorms, we have Natalie studying as she makes pancakes. Liara arrived for the free food, no doubt, and mentioned she is being taught her histories by a mad man. I do not beleive Yakko can be called a man, really. Sia captured a gremlin in a plastic bag in her room. I... must wonder why? And also, Victor went home after being called from there. Arietty was climbing around in the common room, bothering me as I attempted to watch television. She does not think her size is the result of some sort of curse, which is silly of her.

Alex: It’s not nice to make fun of people like that.

Loki: She is four inches tall. It was a valid conclusion to come to!

Alex: Maybe everybody’s like that where she’s from. You don’t know. Or she could just be a mutant or something.

Loki: That would be boring then. And I thought they were all in California now.

Alex: Not all of them. Chamber or whatever he’s calling himself now is in town.

Loki: Huh. And then in town, Kenzi had all manner of treats on sale at her place of work. Where none save those of uneasy virtue venture. Peeta enjoyed the air conditioning at Cafe Luke's. Is it truly that hot?

Alex: Yes. Yes, it is. How have you not noticed? Last Friday you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.

Loki: Oh. I do not get hot easily.

Alex: Now you’re just bragging.

Loki: You're simply jealous of my lineage. I'm certain we can find you a block of ice to assist you in cooling off.

Alex: Am not. And my plans for the rest of the day involve sitting in the air conditioning and playing Call of Duty, so I’m set.

Loki: ...what is that?

Alex: You are so tragic.