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Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Helllllllllo, Fandom! For those of you who are just joining us, I am Lois Lane and this is WTFH Fandom radio. I have one new message for the newbies: Be afraid, be very afraid. I could be more specific but that would ruin all my fun.
School
Nothing! Enjoy it while you can, kids!
Dorms
Liir was training alone in the gym today and in the same lonely vein, Worf exited Locker 327 in gladiator wear. You had to strip all weekend too, huh? Hope you got to keep the money. A chimp is throwing popcorn at the TV. That Ali Lohan show was on, wasn't it? I don't blame you. Tony has a conversation with the chimp about the finer details of television programming. Oh you have come to the right school, son. Claire and Tony meet and talk about Fandom weirdness, a favorite subject among newbies. Joan introduces herself to the chimp and talks to it. Again, welcome, you'll do fine here. Tony is glad to see that Joan survived her first day and they talk of the weirdness. Liir is hoping that this chimp can clean up after himself, don't we all, before realizing that this chimp wasn't the kind that belongs in a zoo. Liir tells Joan about the talking animals in his world, and about his dead mom and then they introduce each other. Hmm. You might have things mixed up there. Tony asks Liir about his broom, not dirty, and Claire is freaked out over the hygienic chimp but introduces herself to it anyways. Good girl. Just roll with the weird. Claire and Joan commiserate over being newbies.
On the third floor, Peyton is drawing. Well, I'm going to assume it's not the football player. Edmund apologizes for intruding on Peyton's work and she, whoa Peyton's a she, insists that he wasn't intruding on anything. Cal is curious about Peyton's drawing and he gets to know Edmund. Amber is drinking and watching music videos in her room. Rikku notices that she missed a call and calls Dawn to offer to beat Sam up. Come on now, people. Fake relation or not, you can't beat up my brother. I'll do it. Family first. Ella was being nosy and talks to Rikku about names. Liz returns after a visit home and Lee was talking to and playing with a rabbit. Okay. Dean calls Dawn to talk about Sam being an idiot. See, he's allowed to beat Sam up because they're related. Ned is researching delicious pie when Kaylee comes over to sniff pie. Huh. There is no way I can make that sound okay. Joan is up early, that sucks.
Toshiko arrives in Fandom. Welcome! Hope I said your name right! Tony comes in to say hi and talk about the weird. Kevin checks to see if Toshiko's room is his room too. It isn't, but that doesn't stop them from talking about shirtless guys. Toshiko also gets to know her roommate, Molly. Jamie comes back from his trip to find drunk Madroxes in his room. Well...at least they weren't high Madroxes? Temari was there to talk about a pregnant lady and a lost Lola introduces herself to Jamie. Andrew is making a Space Battles movie. Well, you can't do much worse than those prequels so keep on keepin' on, dude. Karal comes to talk about his relationship with Andrew and apparently I'm supposed to say 'aww' here. Awww. John is recruited to do noises for Andrew's movie. I heard he does a great bunny snore. Jeff gets to do set decoration. Tony wants to know more about the movie and him and Andrew get to know each other. Jan is frustrated by his bed. Yeah, I know how you feel. I could use more pillows. Kevin thinks Jan is a practical joke at first but soon realizes that, holy crap yes, it's a unicorn. For serious? I MUST SEE THIS JAN. I MUST. Unicorn! Ino helps Jan get out of his bed and they talk about the unicorn reactions. UNICORN. I am so excited now. Dor has oats for his roommate. Who is a unicorn. I hope I have a class with him!
Town
Buffy is patrolling. For what, I don't know. Mr. Winchester recognized her but apparently he knows a different Buffy. Hate when that happens. Peter kicks his brother out of his own apartment so he can have Chinese food and movie time. Sam comes over and tells him he has a double. Now that is the type of guy you want to have a twin. Yes. Gabriel is practicing lines for a play at the church and Eliza comes by to ask about the service. Harriet Jones left town, aww. The new MHA is open for renters and Edward came by to rent an apartment. Deadpool came by to talk about Cable and licking with hot Mountie. See, this is why you are my favorite teacher. Robin the frog is skateboarding in the park and he and G'Kar talk about their summers. Eliza Bennet is at the Perk, people-watching. She asked Roy about communicating and Murdock talked to Eliza about being misplaced in time. Eliza talks to Biff about names and what they can call each other and she also meets Tyler, Ghanima and Ronon. Sam of the tall and people-want-to-beat-me-up persuasion was walking his dog in the park where he was almost jumped by Jess. What did I tell you? Anyways, it was a case of mistaken identity. Biff gets a job from Cable at the Wellspring Arms. Congrats! At the MCA Aly tells Roy about letters from home and how she might not be herself for much longer. Sucks. Robin is asleep when hot Mountie comes home. Charlotte and Dale have happy reunion time on the boardwalk. Tino is bitching at Caritas but Jolee makes him work anyways. Cable came in for a beer and wondered how he ended up mayor. I think most elected officials think that sort of stuff, sir. Charlotte wants a neverending cosmo due to being worried about her next exhibit. I would like a neverending cosmo due to them being delicious.
Whew! You guys talked a lot. Nothing me and some rum couldn't handle though. Anyways, this is Lois Lane signing off. Night!
School
Nothing! Enjoy it while you can, kids!
Dorms
Liir was training alone in the gym today and in the same lonely vein, Worf exited Locker 327 in gladiator wear. You had to strip all weekend too, huh? Hope you got to keep the money. A chimp is throwing popcorn at the TV. That Ali Lohan show was on, wasn't it? I don't blame you. Tony has a conversation with the chimp about the finer details of television programming. Oh you have come to the right school, son. Claire and Tony meet and talk about Fandom weirdness, a favorite subject among newbies. Joan introduces herself to the chimp and talks to it. Again, welcome, you'll do fine here. Tony is glad to see that Joan survived her first day and they talk of the weirdness. Liir is hoping that this chimp can clean up after himself, don't we all, before realizing that this chimp wasn't the kind that belongs in a zoo. Liir tells Joan about the talking animals in his world, and about his dead mom and then they introduce each other. Hmm. You might have things mixed up there. Tony asks Liir about his broom, not dirty, and Claire is freaked out over the hygienic chimp but introduces herself to it anyways. Good girl. Just roll with the weird. Claire and Joan commiserate over being newbies.
On the third floor, Peyton is drawing. Well, I'm going to assume it's not the football player. Edmund apologizes for intruding on Peyton's work and she, whoa Peyton's a she, insists that he wasn't intruding on anything. Cal is curious about Peyton's drawing and he gets to know Edmund. Amber is drinking and watching music videos in her room. Rikku notices that she missed a call and calls Dawn to offer to beat Sam up. Come on now, people. Fake relation or not, you can't beat up my brother. I'll do it. Family first. Ella was being nosy and talks to Rikku about names. Liz returns after a visit home and Lee was talking to and playing with a rabbit. Okay. Dean calls Dawn to talk about Sam being an idiot. See, he's allowed to beat Sam up because they're related. Ned is researching delicious pie when Kaylee comes over to sniff pie. Huh. There is no way I can make that sound okay. Joan is up early, that sucks.
Toshiko arrives in Fandom. Welcome! Hope I said your name right! Tony comes in to say hi and talk about the weird. Kevin checks to see if Toshiko's room is his room too. It isn't, but that doesn't stop them from talking about shirtless guys. Toshiko also gets to know her roommate, Molly. Jamie comes back from his trip to find drunk Madroxes in his room. Well...at least they weren't high Madroxes? Temari was there to talk about a pregnant lady and a lost Lola introduces herself to Jamie. Andrew is making a Space Battles movie. Well, you can't do much worse than those prequels so keep on keepin' on, dude. Karal comes to talk about his relationship with Andrew and apparently I'm supposed to say 'aww' here. Awww. John is recruited to do noises for Andrew's movie. I heard he does a great bunny snore. Jeff gets to do set decoration. Tony wants to know more about the movie and him and Andrew get to know each other. Jan is frustrated by his bed. Yeah, I know how you feel. I could use more pillows. Kevin thinks Jan is a practical joke at first but soon realizes that, holy crap yes, it's a unicorn. For serious? I MUST SEE THIS JAN. I MUST. Unicorn! Ino helps Jan get out of his bed and they talk about the unicorn reactions. UNICORN. I am so excited now. Dor has oats for his roommate. Who is a unicorn. I hope I have a class with him!
Town
Buffy is patrolling. For what, I don't know. Mr. Winchester recognized her but apparently he knows a different Buffy. Hate when that happens. Peter kicks his brother out of his own apartment so he can have Chinese food and movie time. Sam comes over and tells him he has a double. Now that is the type of guy you want to have a twin. Yes. Gabriel is practicing lines for a play at the church and Eliza comes by to ask about the service. Harriet Jones left town, aww. The new MHA is open for renters and Edward came by to rent an apartment. Deadpool came by to talk about Cable and licking with hot Mountie. See, this is why you are my favorite teacher. Robin the frog is skateboarding in the park and he and G'Kar talk about their summers. Eliza Bennet is at the Perk, people-watching. She asked Roy about communicating and Murdock talked to Eliza about being misplaced in time. Eliza talks to Biff about names and what they can call each other and she also meets Tyler, Ghanima and Ronon. Sam of the tall and people-want-to-beat-me-up persuasion was walking his dog in the park where he was almost jumped by Jess. What did I tell you? Anyways, it was a case of mistaken identity. Biff gets a job from Cable at the Wellspring Arms. Congrats! At the MCA Aly tells Roy about letters from home and how she might not be herself for much longer. Sucks. Robin is asleep when hot Mountie comes home. Charlotte and Dale have happy reunion time on the boardwalk. Tino is bitching at Caritas but Jolee makes him work anyways. Cable came in for a beer and wondered how he ended up mayor. I think most elected officials think that sort of stuff, sir. Charlotte wants a neverending cosmo due to being worried about her next exhibit. I would like a neverending cosmo due to them being delicious.
Whew! You guys talked a lot. Nothing me and some rum couldn't handle though. Anyways, this is Lois Lane signing off. Night!
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