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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 21, 2008
Lois: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR YOU GUYS IN HERE!
Chuck: You can sit on my lap...
Lois: Ugh, go away Chuck! Great, the light is on. Hello, Fandom, this is Lois Lane with WTFH radio. In case it wasn't already painfully obvious I am not alone this evening. I am joined by Chuck, Marshall and a cute guy. You guys want to tell me why you're here again?
Harvey: I ran into Mr. Eriksen and he said he was too scared to go to the station by himself.
Marshall: I don't like clowns, okay? To answer your question, Lois, I automatically assumed you'd be unconscious in the clinic and that I'd have to do radio.
Lois: HEY! I am perfectly fine. Why are you here, Chuck?
Chuck: I just wanted to have sex with you.
Lois: Dude...Chuck..I've been meaning to ask, what happened to your face? Did someone punch you?
Chuck: No. I fell.
Marshall: You fell?
Chuck: Yes. Down some stairs.
Harvey: You fell and landed on your face?
Chuck: YES. Is that so hard to believe?
Lois and Marshall: Yes.
Harvey: I was stabbed by a clown. Really, you shouldn't be afraid to admit you got punched.
Chuck: I FELL.
Lois: Suuuuuuuure you did. Let's just get on with the broadcast.
Schooliness
Chuck: Can I read this?
Lois: No, it's my day, I get to read it. Ass. Lee opened up the library and Cable led a group into special collections. Brave, brave people. The tournament for our freedom continued and the tie-breaker was a match between Ender and Parsons which Ender won by default because the island shifted thanks to our awesome special collections gang. Fandom is now back in it's rightful place.
Chuck: There's no more strippers?! Aww...
Marshall: You know what they say, Chuck, there's plenty more strippers in the...inner cities.
Chuck: What?
Marshall: What?
Lois: Moving on...
Dormness!
Harvey: Let me try this out. Karal was on the roof at sunrise, performing rites far away from the ledge, smart guy. Cal doesn't let a little thing like our impending doom distract him from his workout routine. Turtle, who you all should vote for student council--
Chuck: Subtle endorsement.
Lois: Ignore him, guy with pretty blonde hair and blue eyes. He's always like that.
Harvey: It's Harvey. Anyways. She was giving out treats for the returning tournament participants.
Marshall: What kind of treats?
Harvey: It doesn't say.
Marshall: How am I supposed to know if disguising myself as a student in order to sneak into the dorms is worth it if I don't know what kind of treats are there?
Harvey: I'm sorry! You're an adult, can't you afford your own treats? Jan is going up the stairs and Turtle is glad to find out how the unicorn manages it. Man, I want to see that.
Chuck: You could ask Lois to get on all fours and demonstrate. I happen to know she's very, ah, agile in that position.
Lois: CHUCK!
Marshall: Ew, ew, ew, you guys are students! None of that! Must read notes to get the image out of my mind. Amber is hungover and Eve updates her on the Nemesis situation. Peyton has her webcam and is drawing sketches of Dean.
Chuck: *cough*Stalker!*cough*
Marshall: Aw, come on now, that's cute, not stalker-y. Meg had to break the news that the Dean she made out with wasn't really the Dean we all know and love.
Chuck: HA!
Marshall: ...Where did you grow up, Chuck?
Chuck: New York City.
Marshall: ...Do you suit up a lot?
Chuck: Yeah, I guess I do.
Marshall: Has your mother ever slept with a man named Barney Stinson?
Lois: Hahahahahaha!
Marshall: Well, come on! The evidence is piling up! A paternity test would not be a bad idea! John brought Jaina back from the clinic and he was hovering like a good boyfriend. Johnny came back from his trip and Savannah filled him in on the weekend. Eve tells Gwynn that her Nemesis is gone, yay! Dick tells Ella he got in a fight but then he doesn't want to talk about it. O...kay. Dean's all emo and tells Alec about the demon-y him and how someone becomes a demon. It's not like an STD is it?
Chuck: Let's hope it's the kind that's cleared up with a cream.
Harvey: Know a lot about STD's do you?
Chuck: Are you here on scholarship?
Harvey: What?
Chuck: Nevermind.
Townishness!
Lois: I'll take the lead again. Mayor Summers was at the Town Hall, dressed in spandex, and waiting for his team of awesome! That's what I'm calling them now. Robin was doing her Deputy Mayor duties and the team of awesome, consisting of Savannah, Marco, Jan, Rikku Tahiri, Teyla, Buffy and Eve, assembled. Jeff met his nemesis, his mother, in the Park. They discussed whether Turtle was a person or a harlot. That doesn't really make sense.
Chuck: Makes perfect sense to me. I'll go with harlot. Hand me those notes. Robin, the best bartender ever, was being suspicious of cupcakes at Town Hall.
Marshall: I disagree with two things in that sentence! One, I am the best bartender ever. Two, nobody could possibly be suspicious over cupcakes!
Chuck: Chill out, psycho. Deadpool visited Robin, the best bartender ever, and they gossiped about girly things. Hm. Boring. Barney was not having a good day when he went to Atlas Gym because his prank war is not going well.
Marshall: You had a prank war and you didn't invite your Executive Mischief Consultant?! I am so mad at you, Stinson!
Chuck: You are so weird. Warren is mad, surprise surprise, because he has to work instead of hero'ing. Biff worked to avoid the craziness of the weekend. I don't work at all.
Harvey: It shows. Notes, please. Jolee made Tino wear a jaunty hat at Caritas. Did I really say jaunty? Minsc and his hamster ordered ale and talked to Jolee about how he had been passed out all weekend. I don't think you need ale in that case, sir. Martha, who is a very nice lady, was at the clinic and Jan and I came in to take care of our injuries.
Lois: So...stabbed by a clown, huh?
Harvey: Yeah.
Lois: You wanna talk about it?
Harvey: No, not really.
Lois: Fair enough. A wet Doctor swam to the shore, sounds sexy. Jolee had a tiny visitor, that doesn't sound sexy. Minsc has a hungry hamster and a headache. I'm not going to say anything about that. Bond has a guest in his sheets. Mmm, Bond. Fraser gets home with some injures and naps until Robin shows up. And speaking of injuries, Harley patches up a guest at her apartment. That's sweet. I'm also mildly disturbed and I don't know why. Annnnnnd Cable and Deadpool appear outside Town Hall and Cable has goo on him. Chuck, don't say anything--
Marshall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lois: You're supposed to be the mature one here, Mr. Eriksen.
Marshall Covered in goo! Hahahahaha!
Lois: Great.
Chuck: Note me, Jugs. Worf kicks an alien's ass in the preserve and Jack is waiting to scare a nemesis that he apparently doesn't have. People in this town, I swear to god. Sam, the Winchester, meets the demon-y version of his brother and they have what I'm sure is a nice little chat. Sam goes back to casa de Winchester after the chat and is bitchfacey at his brother and cute with Peter. Ugh, I just said cute. Captain Amazing here got stabbed by a clown. Then...apparently the clown had a fangirl.
Harvey: HE HAD A FANGIRL?!
Chuck: Chicks dig a bad boy, isn't that right, Lois?
Lois: Shut up, Chuck.
Marshall: That's it! We're out of notes. Sorry I invaded your radio-ing Lois. It was an honest mistake.
Lois: You assuming I was unconscious was an honest mistake?
Marshall: ...Yeah.
Harvey: Do you need me to walk you home, Mr. Eriksen?
Marshall: If it wouldn't be too much trouble.
Chuck: You need me to put you to bed, Lois?
Lois: Oh go fall down some more stairs, Bass.
Chuck: You can sit on my lap...
Lois: Ugh, go away Chuck! Great, the light is on. Hello, Fandom, this is Lois Lane with WTFH radio. In case it wasn't already painfully obvious I am not alone this evening. I am joined by Chuck, Marshall and a cute guy. You guys want to tell me why you're here again?
Harvey: I ran into Mr. Eriksen and he said he was too scared to go to the station by himself.
Marshall: I don't like clowns, okay? To answer your question, Lois, I automatically assumed you'd be unconscious in the clinic and that I'd have to do radio.
Lois: HEY! I am perfectly fine. Why are you here, Chuck?
Chuck: I just wanted to have sex with you.
Lois: Dude...Chuck..I've been meaning to ask, what happened to your face? Did someone punch you?
Chuck: No. I fell.
Marshall: You fell?
Chuck: Yes. Down some stairs.
Harvey: You fell and landed on your face?
Chuck: YES. Is that so hard to believe?
Lois and Marshall: Yes.
Harvey: I was stabbed by a clown. Really, you shouldn't be afraid to admit you got punched.
Chuck: I FELL.
Lois: Suuuuuuuure you did. Let's just get on with the broadcast.
Schooliness
Chuck: Can I read this?
Lois: No, it's my day, I get to read it. Ass. Lee opened up the library and Cable led a group into special collections. Brave, brave people. The tournament for our freedom continued and the tie-breaker was a match between Ender and Parsons which Ender won by default because the island shifted thanks to our awesome special collections gang. Fandom is now back in it's rightful place.
Chuck: There's no more strippers?! Aww...
Marshall: You know what they say, Chuck, there's plenty more strippers in the...inner cities.
Chuck: What?
Marshall: What?
Lois: Moving on...
Dormness!
Harvey: Let me try this out. Karal was on the roof at sunrise, performing rites far away from the ledge, smart guy. Cal doesn't let a little thing like our impending doom distract him from his workout routine. Turtle, who you all should vote for student council--
Chuck: Subtle endorsement.
Lois: Ignore him, guy with pretty blonde hair and blue eyes. He's always like that.
Harvey: It's Harvey. Anyways. She was giving out treats for the returning tournament participants.
Marshall: What kind of treats?
Harvey: It doesn't say.
Marshall: How am I supposed to know if disguising myself as a student in order to sneak into the dorms is worth it if I don't know what kind of treats are there?
Harvey: I'm sorry! You're an adult, can't you afford your own treats? Jan is going up the stairs and Turtle is glad to find out how the unicorn manages it. Man, I want to see that.
Chuck: You could ask Lois to get on all fours and demonstrate. I happen to know she's very, ah, agile in that position.
Lois: CHUCK!
Marshall: Ew, ew, ew, you guys are students! None of that! Must read notes to get the image out of my mind. Amber is hungover and Eve updates her on the Nemesis situation. Peyton has her webcam and is drawing sketches of Dean.
Chuck: *cough*Stalker!*cough*
Marshall: Aw, come on now, that's cute, not stalker-y. Meg had to break the news that the Dean she made out with wasn't really the Dean we all know and love.
Chuck: HA!
Marshall: ...Where did you grow up, Chuck?
Chuck: New York City.
Marshall: ...Do you suit up a lot?
Chuck: Yeah, I guess I do.
Marshall: Has your mother ever slept with a man named Barney Stinson?
Lois: Hahahahahaha!
Marshall: Well, come on! The evidence is piling up! A paternity test would not be a bad idea! John brought Jaina back from the clinic and he was hovering like a good boyfriend. Johnny came back from his trip and Savannah filled him in on the weekend. Eve tells Gwynn that her Nemesis is gone, yay! Dick tells Ella he got in a fight but then he doesn't want to talk about it. O...kay. Dean's all emo and tells Alec about the demon-y him and how someone becomes a demon. It's not like an STD is it?
Chuck: Let's hope it's the kind that's cleared up with a cream.
Harvey: Know a lot about STD's do you?
Chuck: Are you here on scholarship?
Harvey: What?
Chuck: Nevermind.
Townishness!
Lois: I'll take the lead again. Mayor Summers was at the Town Hall, dressed in spandex, and waiting for his team of awesome! That's what I'm calling them now. Robin was doing her Deputy Mayor duties and the team of awesome, consisting of Savannah, Marco, Jan, Rikku Tahiri, Teyla, Buffy and Eve, assembled. Jeff met his nemesis, his mother, in the Park. They discussed whether Turtle was a person or a harlot. That doesn't really make sense.
Chuck: Makes perfect sense to me. I'll go with harlot. Hand me those notes. Robin, the best bartender ever, was being suspicious of cupcakes at Town Hall.
Marshall: I disagree with two things in that sentence! One, I am the best bartender ever. Two, nobody could possibly be suspicious over cupcakes!
Chuck: Chill out, psycho. Deadpool visited Robin, the best bartender ever, and they gossiped about girly things. Hm. Boring. Barney was not having a good day when he went to Atlas Gym because his prank war is not going well.
Marshall: You had a prank war and you didn't invite your Executive Mischief Consultant?! I am so mad at you, Stinson!
Chuck: You are so weird. Warren is mad, surprise surprise, because he has to work instead of hero'ing. Biff worked to avoid the craziness of the weekend. I don't work at all.
Harvey: It shows. Notes, please. Jolee made Tino wear a jaunty hat at Caritas. Did I really say jaunty? Minsc and his hamster ordered ale and talked to Jolee about how he had been passed out all weekend. I don't think you need ale in that case, sir. Martha, who is a very nice lady, was at the clinic and Jan and I came in to take care of our injuries.
Lois: So...stabbed by a clown, huh?
Harvey: Yeah.
Lois: You wanna talk about it?
Harvey: No, not really.
Lois: Fair enough. A wet Doctor swam to the shore, sounds sexy. Jolee had a tiny visitor, that doesn't sound sexy. Minsc has a hungry hamster and a headache. I'm not going to say anything about that. Bond has a guest in his sheets. Mmm, Bond. Fraser gets home with some injures and naps until Robin shows up. And speaking of injuries, Harley patches up a guest at her apartment. That's sweet. I'm also mildly disturbed and I don't know why. Annnnnnd Cable and Deadpool appear outside Town Hall and Cable has goo on him. Chuck, don't say anything--
Marshall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lois: You're supposed to be the mature one here, Mr. Eriksen.
Marshall Covered in goo! Hahahahaha!
Lois: Great.
Chuck: Note me, Jugs. Worf kicks an alien's ass in the preserve and Jack is waiting to scare a nemesis that he apparently doesn't have. People in this town, I swear to god. Sam, the Winchester, meets the demon-y version of his brother and they have what I'm sure is a nice little chat. Sam goes back to casa de Winchester after the chat and is bitchfacey at his brother and cute with Peter. Ugh, I just said cute. Captain Amazing here got stabbed by a clown. Then...apparently the clown had a fangirl.
Harvey: HE HAD A FANGIRL?!
Chuck: Chicks dig a bad boy, isn't that right, Lois?
Lois: Shut up, Chuck.
Marshall: That's it! We're out of notes. Sorry I invaded your radio-ing Lois. It was an honest mistake.
Lois: You assuming I was unconscious was an honest mistake?
Marshall: ...Yeah.
Harvey: Do you need me to walk you home, Mr. Eriksen?
Marshall: If it wouldn't be too much trouble.
Chuck: You need me to put you to bed, Lois?
Lois: Oh go fall down some more stairs, Bass.
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