ext_59663 ([identity profile] marsheadtilt.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-06-24 12:13 am

Fandom Radio - Friday June 23, 2006

Happy Friday, Fandom. This is Veronica Mars bringing you all the news of today – the good, the bad and the ugly.

You Learn Something New Every Day

I learned today that a large number of you will be spending your Saturday with me in detention tomorrow. We’ll have fun. Trust me.

The Things to Do at the Beach workshop learned about first aid. According to my notes, no one threw sand during the lecture. That’s good, since you’re high school students, not kindergarteners. Pippi and Parker and Molly and Fry practiced saving each other’s lives, while Jaye and Isabel discussed Fourth of July party plans. I know who I’d want to be nearby if I were drowning.

Meanwhile, over in Applied Dadaism, Artie tried to sell his students aluminum siding and then gave Tim, Walter, Marie, Stark, Kaylee, Tyler, Jamie, Phoebe and Kawalsky detention. I promise you guys, there will be no aluminum siding in detention tomorrow.

And finally, in Flight and Flying, Anakin briefed his students on their upcoming trip to Coruscant before letting them fly swoop bikes around the island. Oh, and Bel got detention. It sounds like I’m going to have fun tomorrow.

The cafeteria was pretty quiet today, with Sakurazaki braving the fish and Walter picking up picnic supplies.

The Dorms: Where A Lot of Unusual Things Happened Today

And that’s saying a lot for Fandom.

Early this morning, Pip was attacked by a cat outside the dorms. Pippi caught it on film. Pip decided to keep the cat and named it something that is, according to my notes, obscene in French. Meanwhile, Sakurazaki enjoyed tea and caught up on some reading in the Fourth Floor Common Room. Piper woke up with a hangover this morning and had a visit from the coffee fairy. Aeryn gave John a sponge bath and I am so not asking.

After the morning workshops, Pippi, Nadia, Seras, Walter and River met on the roof to chat. And then there was something called ‘roof jumping’, which I’m certain doesn’t mean what it sounds like because I know that none of those kids would put themselves in that kind of danger. After the roof jumping, Seras and Pippi went on a picnic. Willow visited Anakin and they practiced floating things. Maybe the roof jumpers should have asked them to hang out.

The Third Floor Common Room was the place to be this afternoon if you weren’t at the music festival. Buffy chatted with Dean while he prepared junk food for Alec who offered to strip to get his food faster. I’m thinking that might be counter-productive, Alec. Instead, he apparently talked to Buffy about cheerleading, food, and Dawn while he waited.

Alphonse stopped by and met both Alec and Dean. You know, I’ve heard a lot about both of you, but I’m pretty sure I still haven’t managed to meet either of you. Come to Caritas on a Tuesday or Thursday and I’ll buy you each a drink, okay? Sam was there, too, and he talked to Buffy, Dean and Alec. And Pip was there, looking for Walter. He talked to Al and Alec.

This evening, Jamie was in the Second Floor Common Room watching himself trying to become a millionaire. Tyler, Joxer, English Peter, and Sam were there, too. Sakurazaki and Al hung out in the Fourth Floor Common Room. No word on if either of them was trying to become a millionaire. Cedric and Jack hung out in Jack’s room. Cally and Anders… um… well… there’s no easy way to say this, so I hope you’re all sitting down. They broke up. I told you there was ugly stuff tonight. Cally is going to stay with me for a few days.

Town: Where There is Music in the Streets

Well, technically the park, but give me a break.

To bring you all the hot gossip from the First Fandom Music Festival, I have a special guest. Please welcome Professor Ted "Theodore" Logan!


"Evening, dudes! This is Ted 'Theodore' Logan, here on the pirate's own Fandom Radio, bringing you the news about today's most triumphant music festival.

Before the festival started, Faerie Tale Dude spoke to Rocker Babe's Boyfriend, The Temptress, Tall, Blonde and Bodacious, Butler Lite, Medieval Tights Dude, Dances With Lions, Book Store Babe, and my most esteemed radio colleague. And he pimped light sticks. I love those things!

Tall, Blonde and Bodacious, Spikey-Haired Hedgehog Dude and Rocker Babe's Boyfriend talked about raisins and chipmunks.

Emo Robe Dude talked to Tall, Blonde and Bodacious and teased the hedgehog. That dude's totally gonna get melvined one of these days. Someone catch it on camera! America's Funniest Home Videos. Totally.

Medieval Tights Dude talked to Sak Attack about swords and then hung out with The Twinkie Thief's Sidekick.

Time out for a public announcement. Please return any and all Twinkies in Fandom to Ted 'Theodore' Logan, 18 Apocalypse Avenue, Fandom.

Butler Lite and Don't Cry for Me Argentina talked about hippies and got cozy. Woooh, go Butler Lite!

Rocker Girl's Boyfriend and Dances with Lions had a food fight and made out. Except for the making out part. Don't worry Rocker Girl, the boyfriend dude was totally faithful!

Finally, my most esteemed radio colleague and Sailor Dude from the Village People talked music, which I have on the highest authority is what you do at music festivals.

Over at the food place, Prada and PMS talked to Bruise Dude. I don't know what about, but I hear there were nachos involved.

The Temptress bought lemonade and snickerdoodles (now with less Soylent Green I'm told), Sak Attack tried her very first corndog - GO SAK ATTACK! - Rocker Girl's Boyfriend bought popcorn and Faerie Tale dude bought a hot dog and mints. As a hardcore supporter of all things junk foody, I would like to say that I am most proud of all of you.

Also, The Temptress and Bruise Dude were over at the merchandise stand. Buy merchandise! Support your favorite band! Support my band!

Then the music festival got going and, I have to say, it was a most excellent event. Stay-Puft, Dances with Lions, Rocker Girl's Boyfriend, my most esteemed radio colleague and Sailor Dude from the Village People bopped along to those crazy classic kids, The Archies.

Dances With Lions, Don't Cry for Me Argentina and Rocker Girl's Boyfriend swooned over Chip Skylark, who also received some pink and green visitors from out of town who then bought lemonade for some dude named Timmy. Weird, no?

The Temptress, Butler Lite, Don't Cry for Me Argentina, Sak Attack, Prada and PMS, Dances with Lions, Faerie Tale Dude and Emo Robe Dude all enjoyed The California Raisins, but not in an eating kind of way, because eating the band is bad, okay dudes?

Faerie Tale Dude and Emo Robe Dude were totally into The Chipmunks, who are not my personal favorite, but give them some bass and a little lead guitar and they'll totally be on their way to greatness.

Fanboy Deluxe and Dances with Lions moshed to Spinal Tap.

Stay-Puft, Sak Attack, Don't Cry For Me Argentina, Dances With Lions, Faerie Tale Dude and Bruise Dude all got into their 80s spirit for those high-haired hotties, Jem and the Holograms.

And while The Temptress got an autograph from The California Raisins, Fanboy Deluxe, Prada and PMS, Butler Lite, Don't Cry For Me Argentina, Dances with Lions and Faerie Tale Dude paid their respects and rocked out to the ONE, THE ONLY, WYLD STALLYNS! You're true fans, my friends. True fans.

That's all from the first ever Fandom Music Festival. This is Ted 'Theodore' Logan reporting, have a most excellent night and remember - WYLD STALLYNS RULE!"


Thank you, Professor Ted!

Believe it or not, there were some non-music festival related happenings in town today. Pip stopped at All and Sundries to buy cat food and Tim stopped for light sticks. Because Tim rocks. Thanks again for those, Tim! Isabel spoke with Alfred at Café Fina about supplying desserts for the 4th of July picnic. River and Tyler had a date at Pizza Planet. Caritas was open. Oh, hey GOB? Where’s Tino been? I haven’t seen him all week. Anyway, Willow stopped in to ask GOB about putting in a dance floor. *snicker* Quark was also there and he and GOB discussed the intricacies of bar management. *more snickers*

Sparky Repairs, the book store, and Empire Records were also open, but no one visited them. Tommy and Dr. Lambert were also alone in the clinic. Individually, not alone together. Because I’m assuming Dr. Lambert has better taste.

Anyway, that’s a wrap for me tonight. Have a good night, Fandom and I’ll see half of you in detention tomorrow!


[so much love and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wyld_stallyn for the special guest report!]
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[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-06-24 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Bel blinked at the radio. Detention with Veronica? Great.
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[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-06-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Phoebe felt her eyes fill with tears at the news about Cally and Anders.
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-06-24 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Nadia made a mental note to get some brownies from Empire on Sunday. Her services as roof-top distracto girl might be needed.

And to let Prof. Ted know that he could totally pick a shorter nickname for her, and she would not mind.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Tino's not missing," GOB said, listening to the radio at the bar. "Right, Tino? You're right... Tino? Tino?"

"Where the hell is Tino?"

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
She tries really hard not to. Really, really hard. But her new nickname can only remind her of when she attacked Tim in the bushes back when they were in cabins. And Negi-sensei so far back.

"It's ninja-ing!" she begs forgiveness from the radio. "It's what we dooooooo!"

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Professor Ted had been most excellent. Walter grinned at the radio's comment on Butler Lite and Don't Cry For Me Argentina.

On the other hand, the news of Cally and Anders wasn't good at all.

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Conner headdesked a little bit at the radio and wondered if he'd jinxed things by running his mouth off like that last night.

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Willow gasped when she heard the news. "Oh no! Poor Anders!"

[identity profile] bigfat-peter.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Peter got a little hungry at the mention of Stay-Puft. Mmmmm marshmallows.

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Dean grinned and made plans to hit Caritas this week. Free drinks are always of the good.