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fandom_radio2016-03-18 09:32 am
suitably_heroic) wrote in fandom_radio2016-03-18 09:32 am
Entry tags:
WTFH, Friday
Hey, Fandom, congratulations, you survived yesterd--
...
Do I smell fabric softener--?
*chittering*
Yeah, yeah, don't rush m-- it's you, isn't it, Leroy? Why do you-- ugh, you know what, never mind. Let's get this show on the road. In school, Friendship class decided to feel the spirit of Saint Patrick's Day by going to Blarney Castle, which sounds fake. No, seriously, that's not really a thing, is it? It sounds like a Selkath gurgling underwater. Kathy told Eliot all about being accepted to some high-flying college, congratulations, and got a job out of the bargain. Pretty sure that's not how it usually works.
Around the World went to Rio and stuffed the students full of meat, and Hitting Things tried to avoid a bar fight. Are you feeling okay, Cara?
The wind was wreaking havoc on the dorms, as Anders found himself bare-assed and covered in shamrocks outside his locked door. Oops. His equally-naked roommate - I don't think the guy even needs that description, but whatever, squirrels - also didn't have keys, so they discussed the advantages of breaking in versus getting someone to pick the lock. The decision was made for them when Kathy eventually showed up to pick the lock for Anders. *beat* Yeah, I'm sorry, if picking a lock bestows Goddess status, I'd be the Force-King of every pantheon in the multiverse.
But legally.
Town was even worse off than the dorms - don't I know it - as yesterday's host Hardison had to sprint buck-naked to Luke's. That can't be sanitary. According to Eliot, a shirt may or may not have landed on the pony? And she... made a kite out of it. That's destruction of property.
At the police station, Jessica grappled with her missing top and so did our esteemed Mayor, who showed up demanding fashion and drain-clearing advice. Okay then. Sparkle's minion Ada ran a special on discount clothes for shamrocks at Demon Marcus - hey, smart - when Dante showed up shirtless and talking about the merits of keeping your clothes off. I'm gonna leave that right there.
Barton showed up shirtless at the Perk, because why not have coffee in your underwear, and hashed out the seating chart for his wedding. Kitty laughed at the shirtless, so at least someone was responding to this situation like a normal person. Actually, so did Stark, but considering he was also mostly naked, I'm calling glass houses there. Dante lost his shirt upon entry and was really confused about it, but got the 'it's Fandom' lecture from Barton. Well, 'it's Fandom or you forgot your shirt'.
A clothed Cara berated Tino for being naked in the bar - ewwww - though she relented for Steve. He got a free drink instead. This is fair, I think.
Anyhow, that's it for the news. The winds have died down, thank god, so you can keep your pants on. Just be careful when you step outside. It's sparkling out there.
...
Do I smell fabric softener--?
*chittering*
Yeah, yeah, don't rush m-- it's you, isn't it, Leroy? Why do you-- ugh, you know what, never mind. Let's get this show on the road. In school, Friendship class decided to feel the spirit of Saint Patrick's Day by going to Blarney Castle, which sounds fake. No, seriously, that's not really a thing, is it? It sounds like a Selkath gurgling underwater. Kathy told Eliot all about being accepted to some high-flying college, congratulations, and got a job out of the bargain. Pretty sure that's not how it usually works.
Around the World went to Rio and stuffed the students full of meat, and Hitting Things tried to avoid a bar fight. Are you feeling okay, Cara?
The wind was wreaking havoc on the dorms, as Anders found himself bare-assed and covered in shamrocks outside his locked door. Oops. His equally-naked roommate - I don't think the guy even needs that description, but whatever, squirrels - also didn't have keys, so they discussed the advantages of breaking in versus getting someone to pick the lock. The decision was made for them when Kathy eventually showed up to pick the lock for Anders. *beat* Yeah, I'm sorry, if picking a lock bestows Goddess status, I'd be the Force-King of every pantheon in the multiverse.
But legally.
Town was even worse off than the dorms - don't I know it - as yesterday's host Hardison had to sprint buck-naked to Luke's. That can't be sanitary. According to Eliot, a shirt may or may not have landed on the pony? And she... made a kite out of it. That's destruction of property.
At the police station, Jessica grappled with her missing top and so did our esteemed Mayor, who showed up demanding fashion and drain-clearing advice. Okay then. Sparkle's minion Ada ran a special on discount clothes for shamrocks at Demon Marcus - hey, smart - when Dante showed up shirtless and talking about the merits of keeping your clothes off. I'm gonna leave that right there.
Barton showed up shirtless at the Perk, because why not have coffee in your underwear, and hashed out the seating chart for his wedding. Kitty laughed at the shirtless, so at least someone was responding to this situation like a normal person. Actually, so did Stark, but considering he was also mostly naked, I'm calling glass houses there. Dante lost his shirt upon entry and was really confused about it, but got the 'it's Fandom' lecture from Barton. Well, 'it's Fandom or you forgot your shirt'.
A clothed Cara berated Tino for being naked in the bar - ewwww - though she relented for Steve. He got a free drink instead. This is fair, I think.
Anyhow, that's it for the news. The winds have died down, thank god, so you can keep your pants on. Just be careful when you step outside. It's sparkling out there.