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fandom_radio2015-12-18 09:53 am
suitably_heroic) wrote in fandom_radio2015-12-18 09:53 am
Entry tags:
WTFH, Friday
Atton: I, um. Hey, Fandom. We seem to be having another, uh, thing going on this weekend, so... ...
*long static silence*
Obi-Wan: Master Rand appears to be having trouble managing this broadcast today. And the squirrels appear to know where I live. *sigh* Do be careful outside. Hunting 101 made 'go-bags', for hunting. I assume they did not realize those would come in handy as quickly as they no doubt will. My would-be co-host gave his students passing grades simply for surviving the semester, which is rather more than I would have expected from him. And a questionable teaching technique. Finally, Cosette finished a personal project at the library...
Atton: I'm good, I'm good. I'm back. Just, uh, nothing. Have I mentioned I hate Jedi?
Obi-Wan: You are a Jedi.
Atton: Yeah, and I hate me, too. Uh. Hanna turned into a reindeer right in time. Kathy put up a ton of Christmas decorations at her room, and damn, that's a thing you people do. Right. Raven was surprised by the whole set-up anyway, while Ringo had to discover that this kid Kathy is insane enough to drag a karking Christmas tree all the way up to her dorm room. Hope you know how to bludgeon things with tha-- ... ...
*another prolonged silence*
Obi-Wan: Well. That was unpleasant.
Atton: You don't even know the half of it.
Obi-Wan: Shall I--?
Atton: Yeah. Yeah.
Obi-Wan: Cara had a blowtorch at Caritas--
Atton: I knew I shoulda moved in with Cara instead of Sparkle.
Obi-Wan: ... to threaten the mistletoe with. That seems rather unnecessary.
Atton: You're only saying that because you didn't hang out with Skywalker yesterday.
Obi-Wan: I don't know what you're trying to imply, so I'm going to ignore it. Kitty waited in line to see a holo called Space Battles at the theater. I assume this holo is important, as many lined up with her, including Hardison, who dressed up in some way that relates to the holo, and Eliot, who was not entirely sure why they were all queuing up.
Atton: Him and me both. I don't get that franchise. They make noise! IN SPACE! What--
Obi-Wan: I'm beginning to see why you and Anakin get along so well.
Atton: What's that supposed to mean?!
Obi-Wan: Nothing. Eliot and Hardison discussed the heart and soul of this holo franchise. Apparently it is important to Hardison, as it was rather easy for Eliot to goad him. Master Skywalker pondered whether it was best to see this holo on island or elsewhere-- don't you have anything better to do, Anakin? Such as drawing up lesson plans?-- and Jaina arrived to speak to him about the film and how much Anakin's young daughter wishes to dress up as the lead character. I suppose that clears up what I should gift Juliet for this holiday--
Atton: Oh, shut up. All that taupe of yours is giving me a headache. Luke's ran some kind of food drive for whatever reason, Parker showed up just in time for a mistletoe ambush around Eliot, and then she turned into a ferret because why wouldn't other people get out of dealing with this poodoo. Afterwards, Hardison wanted to know where she went. Somewhere not as karking stupid as this island or present company or--
Obi-Wan: There's no reason to be this rude. And Master Rand, if you nee--
Atton: No! Get out.
Obi-Wan: Well, that's a perfectly reasonable response.
*click*
*long static silence*
Obi-Wan: Master Rand appears to be having trouble managing this broadcast today. And the squirrels appear to know where I live. *sigh* Do be careful outside. Hunting 101 made 'go-bags', for hunting. I assume they did not realize those would come in handy as quickly as they no doubt will. My would-be co-host gave his students passing grades simply for surviving the semester, which is rather more than I would have expected from him. And a questionable teaching technique. Finally, Cosette finished a personal project at the library...
Atton: I'm good, I'm good. I'm back. Just, uh, nothing. Have I mentioned I hate Jedi?
Obi-Wan: You are a Jedi.
Atton: Yeah, and I hate me, too. Uh. Hanna turned into a reindeer right in time. Kathy put up a ton of Christmas decorations at her room, and damn, that's a thing you people do. Right. Raven was surprised by the whole set-up anyway, while Ringo had to discover that this kid Kathy is insane enough to drag a karking Christmas tree all the way up to her dorm room. Hope you know how to bludgeon things with tha-- ... ...
*another prolonged silence*
Obi-Wan: Well. That was unpleasant.
Atton: You don't even know the half of it.
Obi-Wan: Shall I--?
Atton: Yeah. Yeah.
Obi-Wan: Cara had a blowtorch at Caritas--
Atton: I knew I shoulda moved in with Cara instead of Sparkle.
Obi-Wan: ... to threaten the mistletoe with. That seems rather unnecessary.
Atton: You're only saying that because you didn't hang out with Skywalker yesterday.
Obi-Wan: I don't know what you're trying to imply, so I'm going to ignore it. Kitty waited in line to see a holo called Space Battles at the theater. I assume this holo is important, as many lined up with her, including Hardison, who dressed up in some way that relates to the holo, and Eliot, who was not entirely sure why they were all queuing up.
Atton: Him and me both. I don't get that franchise. They make noise! IN SPACE! What--
Obi-Wan: I'm beginning to see why you and Anakin get along so well.
Atton: What's that supposed to mean?!
Obi-Wan: Nothing. Eliot and Hardison discussed the heart and soul of this holo franchise. Apparently it is important to Hardison, as it was rather easy for Eliot to goad him. Master Skywalker pondered whether it was best to see this holo on island or elsewhere-- don't you have anything better to do, Anakin? Such as drawing up lesson plans?-- and Jaina arrived to speak to him about the film and how much Anakin's young daughter wishes to dress up as the lead character. I suppose that clears up what I should gift Juliet for this holiday--
Atton: Oh, shut up. All that taupe of yours is giving me a headache. Luke's ran some kind of food drive for whatever reason, Parker showed up just in time for a mistletoe ambush around Eliot, and then she turned into a ferret because why wouldn't other people get out of dealing with this poodoo. Afterwards, Hardison wanted to know where she went. Somewhere not as karking stupid as this island or present company or--
Obi-Wan: There's no reason to be this rude. And Master Rand, if you nee--
Atton: No! Get out.
Obi-Wan: Well, that's a perfectly reasonable response.
*click*