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Fandom Radio, Friday, January 11, 2008
Mel: "Hi Fandom! It's rutting cold. And there's snow. I'm saying this now as a girl from the future: There's benefits to radiation and global warming."
Dawn: "Like polar bears becoming extinct and being able to sunbathe on Antarctica?"
Mel: "If the polar bears can't deal, that's not my problem. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with sunbathing."
Dawn: "I'm so giving the bears your address, and no, but it's for places like Florida, or Australia. Where it's, y'know, warm. Naturally."
Mel: "We live in Fandom. Why should I have to deal with something that comes naturally."
Dawn: "Now I'm just confused, but am feeling the need for some tea. Maybe a scone. Stupid not eating before a broadcast."
Mel: "You've been hanging out with British people too much. Besides it looks like there's a nice bottle of rum here..."
Dawn: "See, this is where a responsible adult would tell you that friends don't let friends do broadcasts drunk. Are there glasses, or are we swigging from the bottle?"
Mel: "There's a mug here that says "Kiss the mutant". You want it?"
Dawn: "Depends. Does it mean I have to kiss the mutant? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Sam and I kinda have a no kissing anyone else for a while thing going on, and I don't want to screw that up because I drank from the wrong mug. Maybe you should have it?"
Mel: "Fine. Take the bottle. I just want to feel my fingers again. They're freezing."
School!
Dawn: "Invest in gloves." *drinks* "I don't know what you're complaining about with the weather. Snow's cool. You know, as long as I'm not shoveling it. Or being thrown into it, Dean. Just remember that I know where you sleep and snow's portable. Y'know, hypothetically. Anyway, seeing as how school is the main purpose for us being here--no, really, I swear--let's move on to classes, shall we? Or almost classes, since the first note is that Karal did some tea and cat juggling as he opened the library today. No word on whether the cat ended up damp and covered in British lifeblood. Seregil of the longest name ever dropped by to complain about the weather, too. Oh, and to chat about his--Her? I have no idea, sorry--gods. So that's fun and not at all tempting fate. Nope.
Next was My Country class, where instead of singing "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" and other rockin' patriotic ditties, they did introductions and discussed useful imports and exports. Burba weed, hands of glory, and Orbs of Thesulah better have been on the list, is all I'm saying."
Mel: "Okay... Everything you just said right there? No sense whatsoever."
Dawn: "Which part? The ditties part, or the Orbs part? Because I can fix the second part, but you really don't want to hear me sing."
Mel: "Let's just say all of the above and you're not coming near my orbs. Or singing."
Dawn: "Why would I want your orbs? Mine are bett-er, nevermind that. No, no singing. Except now that song is stuck in my head, darn it."
Mel: "I heard this song the other day. Maybe it'll help. We were drawn from the weeds... We were brave like soldiers..."
Dawn: "Please...no more. Uncle. I give up. No more weedy soldiers." *clears throat* "Anyway, in today's entry in the 'How did this become a class, again?' category, The Art of Cool had charts, a lot of staring, and then the whole class did walk-offs, explains why they suck, promises to do better, and gets critqued. Sounds not completely unlike getting babysat by Cordelia Chase, but there you go."
"In less actively scholastic news, the office was open, and French. Ooh, did you say swears? By the end of the semester I'll know what you were talking about, aren't you thrilled?" *sounds of crickets* "Shut up. Professor Winchester held office hours, and there's no word whether Grace helped him with that or not. Grace needs to hold her own office hours, I think. Bring stuffed bunnies."
Dorms!
Mel: Did we mention the snow already? Obviously you people know about it because you're out there playing in it. You're all going to die of pneumonia. Don't say I didn't warn you. Ino on the other hand seems to be all gung ho because she's got a pile of snowballs and isn't afraid to use them. Michael is the first victim with a snootful which then leads to more snow being tossed around and the two of them getting wet. And not in the fun way.
Annette tried to make snow-phales. Snow what?
*chittering*
Snow angels. Well that's not what it says. Anyhow Annette made them and then got smacked in the face with a snow ball from Ino. Which turned into a snowball fight. Then Sky... Okay. Snowball in the face from Ino. I see a trend. That seems to continue for Sara and Adam. Then Ino tries the trend with Jen but almost gets a punch in the face. Then Anemone has a snowball fight with Ino for great Justice and then Ino tosses a few snowballs at Adah before Adah goes off and builds a snow fort. Possibly so that all the people who don't want a snowball to the face can hide from Ino.
Then a Frog tries to do the death from the skies thing with snowballs and gets complimented by Billy and is attacked by Jack
Later in the afternoon the Winchester boys get their snow on even though Sam has issues with Anatomically correct snowmen. Apparently Dean doesn't so Sam gets a faceful of snow."
Dawn: "And then Dean threw me into a snowbank in what was a completely unprovoked attack."
Mel: "Before I continue I'm going to say one thing: Anyone coming at my face with snow is going to be strung up the flagpole by their underwear. Got it?
Moving on.
Luke is then making snow-angles which of course prompts Karal to ask about brownies before shrieking like a little girl when Gavin throws a snowball at him. Gavin seems to be all "Huh. Snow," before Luke mentions snow angels and then throws more snow at him and then Gavin comforts a cat. Inara asks Gavin if snow is everything he thought it would be. Gavin seems to think it's all cold, wet and white. Way to be observant there, Gavin.
Then John Sheppard then gets pelted with snow by Gavin, Luke, River and Sokka. Luke blocks River's attack while Adah hides in the snowfort.
The fort then gets attacked by River with snowballs while Sokka gets the cold shoulder from Adah.
Teyla checks to make sure that Luke is not insane for being in the wet stuff and then catches up with Romeo about their week and then she gets pelted with snow by John. Aravis tries a sneak attack on Luke but fails utterly. Then there is a plot to Seely outside by saying Aravis is naked.
... Well if that doesn't work nothing will. Seely came out on his own anyway and got a face full of snow from Aravis. Sokka geeks out over the "normal" weather and then gets into yet another snow fight with Luke. Inara seems to think that Luke is nuts and then talks with Romeo and gets sprinkled by Karal
... That better be snow he's sprinkling. Then Romeo reflects on the prettiness of the snow before knocking Adah to the ground with a snowball.
Meanwhile inside the dorms where all the same people live, Amber has gotten sick. Luke welcomed Z home and the he blamed her for the bad weather while Jen got all giddy at meeting her. Cimorene met up with her big sister Isabel and Marco told Turtle that he's totally famous now.
... Who the hell is Marco?"
Town!
Dawn: "Mohinder was on the roof of MCA, hopefully not doing anything that will lead to him being evicted by Xander, and Roy and Aly went for a walk on the beach and he asked about her classes. Sounds like a date to me, but I may be too romantic about that kind of thing."
Mel: "Romance sucks. It's stupid. Read something else."
Dawn: "As I was saying, the clinics were quiet, giving Christian time to make vacation plans and Katara time to moon into her hot chocolate. Ohh, were there mini-marshmallows? I love those. Um, in case anyone's wondering? They're smoking the good stuff over at Caritas, where Tino was riding around on a droid while wearing a cowboy hat. Please, God, if you're merciful? Please let him also have been wearing pants. Actually, please let there have been pants all around, since that Jolee guy was watching him. Okay, hi, creepy much? Yick."
Mel: "Drink more Rum. Now. It'll help. Over at the Park Wilson and Juli enjoyed a winter stroll. In the cold. And wet. Ugh. Smarter people like Anakin and Jaina sparred in the gym while Karal and Evey had beverages at the Perk."
"Tinkerbell opened Pixie Dust and was visited by Dojima who came by for cute boots. Yitzhak opened up Luke's. For you newbies that'd be the diner, not the guy with the dorky haircut. "
Dawn: "I'd say it's not a dorky haircut, but, um. Sorry, Luke, we've all seen your head. Please don't be mad?"
Mel: "Yeah. Don't be mad. Just get a trim. Seriously. Meanwhile in non-hair related news, Mike had some latte over at the Perk when Millie stopped by.Giles opened the Magic Box and got a visit from Glitch who gave Giles a flier on the dancing he was going to be teaching tomorrow. Rikku opened Wellspring arms and got visits from Turk, Romeo, Jack and myself. River opened the Arms hotel and George Michael did the same with the banana stand.. Chad opened up Groovy tunes and then got all kissyface with Teddy. The guy with the face opened town hall while Andrew and Michael had dinner at Ching Tai. Liir opened up the Book Haven and then got a visit from Millie, Teddy and Andrew. Then because this is Fandom a cat opened up the church."
Dawn: "Aaaand, in late-breaking news, Professor Stinson and his Tinkerbell are drinking in his office and mocking their students. Which I guess seems only fair, considering a bunch of us spent today shoving each other into snow drifts. Dean. You can't expect everyone to be cool on the first day, guys. You don't start out with your times tables, either, you know? Okay, maybe not."
Mel: "I'm thinking that we need to show Dean the meaning of cold. Don't you?"
Dawn: "Mel? That may be the best idea you've had all night. Grab the rum, and let's go do absolutely nothing about Dean. No, really. Because that could get us into trouble."
Mel: "Gee. And we're so adverse to that concept."
Dawn: "Yup. We are all over the adverse. Or something."
Mel: "Right then. Don't we need some sort of catchy slogan thing to say here now?"
Dawn: "Uh huh. You got one handy? Because I'm fresh out."
Mel: "Snow sucks. Rum is awesome. How's that?"
Dawn: "I'm good with it. Night, Fandom!"
Dawn: "Like polar bears becoming extinct and being able to sunbathe on Antarctica?"
Mel: "If the polar bears can't deal, that's not my problem. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with sunbathing."
Dawn: "I'm so giving the bears your address, and no, but it's for places like Florida, or Australia. Where it's, y'know, warm. Naturally."
Mel: "We live in Fandom. Why should I have to deal with something that comes naturally."
Dawn: "Now I'm just confused, but am feeling the need for some tea. Maybe a scone. Stupid not eating before a broadcast."
Mel: "You've been hanging out with British people too much. Besides it looks like there's a nice bottle of rum here..."
Dawn: "See, this is where a responsible adult would tell you that friends don't let friends do broadcasts drunk. Are there glasses, or are we swigging from the bottle?"
Mel: "There's a mug here that says "Kiss the mutant". You want it?"
Dawn: "Depends. Does it mean I have to kiss the mutant? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but Sam and I kinda have a no kissing anyone else for a while thing going on, and I don't want to screw that up because I drank from the wrong mug. Maybe you should have it?"
Mel: "Fine. Take the bottle. I just want to feel my fingers again. They're freezing."
School!
Dawn: "Invest in gloves." *drinks* "I don't know what you're complaining about with the weather. Snow's cool. You know, as long as I'm not shoveling it. Or being thrown into it, Dean. Just remember that I know where you sleep and snow's portable. Y'know, hypothetically. Anyway, seeing as how school is the main purpose for us being here--no, really, I swear--let's move on to classes, shall we? Or almost classes, since the first note is that Karal did some tea and cat juggling as he opened the library today. No word on whether the cat ended up damp and covered in British lifeblood. Seregil of the longest name ever dropped by to complain about the weather, too. Oh, and to chat about his--Her? I have no idea, sorry--gods. So that's fun and not at all tempting fate. Nope.
Next was My Country class, where instead of singing "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" and other rockin' patriotic ditties, they did introductions and discussed useful imports and exports. Burba weed, hands of glory, and Orbs of Thesulah better have been on the list, is all I'm saying."
Mel: "Okay... Everything you just said right there? No sense whatsoever."
Dawn: "Which part? The ditties part, or the Orbs part? Because I can fix the second part, but you really don't want to hear me sing."
Mel: "Let's just say all of the above and you're not coming near my orbs. Or singing."
Dawn: "Why would I want your orbs? Mine are bett-er, nevermind that. No, no singing. Except now that song is stuck in my head, darn it."
Mel: "I heard this song the other day. Maybe it'll help. We were drawn from the weeds... We were brave like soldiers..."
Dawn: "Please...no more. Uncle. I give up. No more weedy soldiers." *clears throat* "Anyway, in today's entry in the 'How did this become a class, again?' category, The Art of Cool had charts, a lot of staring, and then the whole class did walk-offs, explains why they suck, promises to do better, and gets critqued. Sounds not completely unlike getting babysat by Cordelia Chase, but there you go."
"In less actively scholastic news, the office was open, and French. Ooh, did you say swears? By the end of the semester I'll know what you were talking about, aren't you thrilled?" *sounds of crickets* "Shut up. Professor Winchester held office hours, and there's no word whether Grace helped him with that or not. Grace needs to hold her own office hours, I think. Bring stuffed bunnies."
Dorms!
Mel: Did we mention the snow already? Obviously you people know about it because you're out there playing in it. You're all going to die of pneumonia. Don't say I didn't warn you. Ino on the other hand seems to be all gung ho because she's got a pile of snowballs and isn't afraid to use them. Michael is the first victim with a snootful which then leads to more snow being tossed around and the two of them getting wet. And not in the fun way.
Annette tried to make snow-phales. Snow what?
*chittering*
Snow angels. Well that's not what it says. Anyhow Annette made them and then got smacked in the face with a snow ball from Ino. Which turned into a snowball fight. Then Sky... Okay. Snowball in the face from Ino. I see a trend. That seems to continue for Sara and Adam. Then Ino tries the trend with Jen but almost gets a punch in the face. Then Anemone has a snowball fight with Ino for great Justice and then Ino tosses a few snowballs at Adah before Adah goes off and builds a snow fort. Possibly so that all the people who don't want a snowball to the face can hide from Ino.
Then a Frog tries to do the death from the skies thing with snowballs and gets complimented by Billy and is attacked by Jack
Later in the afternoon the Winchester boys get their snow on even though Sam has issues with Anatomically correct snowmen. Apparently Dean doesn't so Sam gets a faceful of snow."
Dawn: "And then Dean threw me into a snowbank in what was a completely unprovoked attack."
Mel: "Before I continue I'm going to say one thing: Anyone coming at my face with snow is going to be strung up the flagpole by their underwear. Got it?
Moving on.
Luke is then making snow-angles which of course prompts Karal to ask about brownies before shrieking like a little girl when Gavin throws a snowball at him. Gavin seems to be all "Huh. Snow," before Luke mentions snow angels and then throws more snow at him and then Gavin comforts a cat. Inara asks Gavin if snow is everything he thought it would be. Gavin seems to think it's all cold, wet and white. Way to be observant there, Gavin.
Then John Sheppard then gets pelted with snow by Gavin, Luke, River and Sokka. Luke blocks River's attack while Adah hides in the snowfort.
The fort then gets attacked by River with snowballs while Sokka gets the cold shoulder from Adah.
Teyla checks to make sure that Luke is not insane for being in the wet stuff and then catches up with Romeo about their week and then she gets pelted with snow by John. Aravis tries a sneak attack on Luke but fails utterly. Then there is a plot to Seely outside by saying Aravis is naked.
... Well if that doesn't work nothing will. Seely came out on his own anyway and got a face full of snow from Aravis. Sokka geeks out over the "normal" weather and then gets into yet another snow fight with Luke. Inara seems to think that Luke is nuts and then talks with Romeo and gets sprinkled by Karal
... That better be snow he's sprinkling. Then Romeo reflects on the prettiness of the snow before knocking Adah to the ground with a snowball.
Meanwhile inside the dorms where all the same people live, Amber has gotten sick. Luke welcomed Z home and the he blamed her for the bad weather while Jen got all giddy at meeting her. Cimorene met up with her big sister Isabel and Marco told Turtle that he's totally famous now.
... Who the hell is Marco?"
Town!
Dawn: "Mohinder was on the roof of MCA, hopefully not doing anything that will lead to him being evicted by Xander, and Roy and Aly went for a walk on the beach and he asked about her classes. Sounds like a date to me, but I may be too romantic about that kind of thing."
Mel: "Romance sucks. It's stupid. Read something else."
Dawn: "As I was saying, the clinics were quiet, giving Christian time to make vacation plans and Katara time to moon into her hot chocolate. Ohh, were there mini-marshmallows? I love those. Um, in case anyone's wondering? They're smoking the good stuff over at Caritas, where Tino was riding around on a droid while wearing a cowboy hat. Please, God, if you're merciful? Please let him also have been wearing pants. Actually, please let there have been pants all around, since that Jolee guy was watching him. Okay, hi, creepy much? Yick."
Mel: "Drink more Rum. Now. It'll help. Over at the Park Wilson and Juli enjoyed a winter stroll. In the cold. And wet. Ugh. Smarter people like Anakin and Jaina sparred in the gym while Karal and Evey had beverages at the Perk."
"Tinkerbell opened Pixie Dust and was visited by Dojima who came by for cute boots. Yitzhak opened up Luke's. For you newbies that'd be the diner, not the guy with the dorky haircut. "
Dawn: "I'd say it's not a dorky haircut, but, um. Sorry, Luke, we've all seen your head. Please don't be mad?"
Mel: "Yeah. Don't be mad. Just get a trim. Seriously. Meanwhile in non-hair related news, Mike had some latte over at the Perk when Millie stopped by.Giles opened the Magic Box and got a visit from Glitch who gave Giles a flier on the dancing he was going to be teaching tomorrow. Rikku opened Wellspring arms and got visits from Turk, Romeo, Jack and myself. River opened the Arms hotel and George Michael did the same with the banana stand.. Chad opened up Groovy tunes and then got all kissyface with Teddy. The guy with the face opened town hall while Andrew and Michael had dinner at Ching Tai. Liir opened up the Book Haven and then got a visit from Millie, Teddy and Andrew. Then because this is Fandom a cat opened up the church."
Dawn: "Aaaand, in late-breaking news, Professor Stinson and his Tinkerbell are drinking in his office and mocking their students. Which I guess seems only fair, considering a bunch of us spent today shoving each other into snow drifts. Dean. You can't expect everyone to be cool on the first day, guys. You don't start out with your times tables, either, you know? Okay, maybe not."
Mel: "I'm thinking that we need to show Dean the meaning of cold. Don't you?"
Dawn: "Mel? That may be the best idea you've had all night. Grab the rum, and let's go do absolutely nothing about Dean. No, really. Because that could get us into trouble."
Mel: "Gee. And we're so adverse to that concept."
Dawn: "Yup. We are all over the adverse. Or something."
Mel: "Right then. Don't we need some sort of catchy slogan thing to say here now?"
Dawn: "Uh huh. You got one handy? Because I'm fresh out."
Mel: "Snow sucks. Rum is awesome. How's that?"
Dawn: "I'm good with it. Night, Fandom!"
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