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fandom_radio2014-06-11 11:07 pm
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News! Thursday - 6/12/2014
*Horrific Noises*
Morning Fandom Type people. The sound you hear are the fucking squirrels who are apparently still on their fucking soccer kick.
*Horrific Noises*
Sorry. Futbol.
*Horrific Noises*
I'm just going to read the news before my ears begin to bleed.
At school today the Talking Pink Pony was sleepy so she made us watch a horrible Ben Affleck movie.
In These United States, Professor Lyman took everyone to see Yellowstone and a big fucking geyser.
In the Doomsday class, Reno was still a fucking bird so Rikku taught class about how to deal with the aftermath of saving the world from doomsday. Which had nothing to do with Elsa-who-is-a-polar-bear and the fucking ferret honking at each other.
The faculty had a meeting today Which mostly had to do with Bo doing obscene things to donuts and having Kate, Kitty and Hannibal gawking at her. And then Kitty suggested everyone getting million dollar raises. If that's the case I want to work here. And in case anyone is interested apparently you still get paid if you turn into an animal.
And during Kate's office hours, Rapunzel stopped by to ask about Kate's dog and got an explanation about Valentine's day.
...
Did I miss something or is it still fucking June here in Fandom?
*Horrific Noises*
Seriously. Shut the fuck up. Not much news over in the dorm other than Sia woke up to her room being bedazzled. No evidence on how that happened. Maybe if the squirrels weren't fucking around with their little plastic horns...
*Horrific Noises*
And a fuck you to you too.
Over in town, Maddie did all her work on top of her desk after a fucking gremlin was spotted in the Wayne Foundation office. At Freedom Arms, Aeryn put away ammunition while Alana was getting distracted by the books at the Book Haven. And over at Groovy Tunes, Eleanor and Elsa-who-is-a-bear spent their day listening to bouncy girl pop music.
*Horrific Noises*
Which sounded nothing like that. Then over at the Magic Box, Celia and Rinoa tried to do some magic together before... well something went horribly awry. Luckily Squall was there to help. Fuck. I don't know. Crappy note to end the news on. Feel better Celia.
*Horrific Noises*
And stay away from squirrels with fucking plastic horns.
Morning Fandom Type people. The sound you hear are the fucking squirrels who are apparently still on their fucking soccer kick.
*Horrific Noises*
Sorry. Futbol.
*Horrific Noises*
I'm just going to read the news before my ears begin to bleed.
At school today the Talking Pink Pony was sleepy so she made us watch a horrible Ben Affleck movie.
In These United States, Professor Lyman took everyone to see Yellowstone and a big fucking geyser.
In the Doomsday class, Reno was still a fucking bird so Rikku taught class about how to deal with the aftermath of saving the world from doomsday. Which had nothing to do with Elsa-who-is-a-polar-bear and the fucking ferret honking at each other.
The faculty had a meeting today Which mostly had to do with Bo doing obscene things to donuts and having Kate, Kitty and Hannibal gawking at her. And then Kitty suggested everyone getting million dollar raises. If that's the case I want to work here. And in case anyone is interested apparently you still get paid if you turn into an animal.
And during Kate's office hours, Rapunzel stopped by to ask about Kate's dog and got an explanation about Valentine's day.
...
Did I miss something or is it still fucking June here in Fandom?
*Horrific Noises*
Seriously. Shut the fuck up. Not much news over in the dorm other than Sia woke up to her room being bedazzled. No evidence on how that happened. Maybe if the squirrels weren't fucking around with their little plastic horns...
*Horrific Noises*
And a fuck you to you too.
Over in town, Maddie did all her work on top of her desk after a fucking gremlin was spotted in the Wayne Foundation office. At Freedom Arms, Aeryn put away ammunition while Alana was getting distracted by the books at the Book Haven. And over at Groovy Tunes, Eleanor and Elsa-who-is-a-bear spent their day listening to bouncy girl pop music.
*Horrific Noises*
Which sounded nothing like that. Then over at the Magic Box, Celia and Rinoa tried to do some magic together before... well something went horribly awry. Luckily Squall was there to help. Fuck. I don't know. Crappy note to end the news on. Feel better Celia.
*Horrific Noises*
And stay away from squirrels with fucking plastic horns.