fandom_radio | Radio! Thursday, June 5th

Good morning Fandom. It's me. Barry fucking Ween surrounded by fucking squirrels who don't give a damn if I sleep in or not.

*chittering*

I didn't fucking ask for this job your furry fucks! How we haven't been shut down by the fucking FCC yet I have no idea. Anyway.

In Fun and Games, The Pink Pony kicked things off by having us all go to Candyland. I never played a game that was more fucking delicious.

The United States class went international and went to fucking Epcot at Disney. Josh was wearing ears and made everyone go exploring. Between this class and the roller coaster one everyone better be getting an A because how can you fail at a fucking amusement park? Really.

Beach and Ocean Appreciation, Herc was all fucking appreciative about Volleyball. Again... How is anyone failing this class?

Then in Doomsday class I was teaching because Reno is a big fucking bird. I made everyone gather up shit for the apocalypse so they could-

*chittering*

Not literal shit! Shut the fuck up!

Up in Celia's room she was having a problem hanging shelves while over in town Eleanor was trying to find music that a polar bear would like. And then, much like this news day, the book haven was very quiet and it made Alana all paranoid and shit.

Anyway that's the fucking news! Have a nice fucking day!