News - Thursday 8/7

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Morning Fandom. I've got no banter this morning. Just a bunch of squirrels who for some reason look a little punchy.

*chittering*

Apparently they've had a day. I'm not sure what that means but I'm giving them a fucking break and not calling them unspeakable names.

*chittering*

Yeah, you're fucking welcome.

Yep. School. Which was evil. Why?

First there was Reno's Weaponry class which had us all attacked by gnomes who wanted to marry us. Hopefully that shit's not binding man, because that gnome refused to sign my fucking pre-nup.


Ender's Practical philosophy where apparently everyone nommed on sandiwches and talked about students and their future. And apparently Cade slept through class.

In the microwave class, Thor had everyone set fire to CDs because that shit is fun.

And in Josh's customer service class, Josh proved he was evil by giving kids sugar and making the students put them to bed.

Things were quiet in the dorm except for Yeul having a nervous breakdown after brushing her hair.

Over in town Elsa was dealing with the Halloween decorations at the magic box. Aeryn was learning to drink coffee at the Freedom Arms. And finally there was an actual crab at the Devil's Nest today. Apparently the crab had a straw.

And on that note? I'm done with the news. Have a nice day Fandom. I'm fucking out of here.