http://notaweenie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notaweenie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2014-05-08 12:41 am
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Thursday - 5/8/2014

Morning everyone. Just in case any of the noobs on the island thought that the radio station was pulling a fast one with the squirrel thing, I can confirm the furry little fucks are real and worse than a fucking alarm clock.

Also I have no fucking clue where they learned to write but they have the worse fucking handwriting ever.

*chittering*

Whatever. Let's get this over with.

School kicked off with the pink pony having fun and games. She made us introduce ourselves. I talked about blowing shit up while Alex talked about wearing hats. Andros was all about his fear of failure and dislike of licorice while Scott was talking about Bali. And finally Yeul didn't have a favorite song. Clearly someone needs to introduce her to rap music.

Josh skipped the introduction thing which makes me want to take his fucking class and instead took them on a tour of Washington DC. Over at the Licoln Memorial Soren and Vider were super confused about DC being different in their world. Then at the Washington Monument Will and Kathy admired the view while Soren and Vider raced to the top. Then at the Jefferson Memorial everyone took a look at the cherry trees.

The Herc had a class about Beach and Ocean Appreciation where of course they had introductions. Edward jabbered his way through class talking about his love of the sea and Eleanor talked about growing up under the atlantic.

Then Reno brought everyone down in his doomsday class which of course... had introductions and what people would do if they had one week left on earth. I used my time talking about Reno's hair; Kathy talked about reacting to emergencies; Four talked about calming people down while Joker teased Four about his name. Bad fucking idea dude. Will talked about his world going to the crapper while Yeul wasn't sure what she wants to learn form this class. Chuck talked about training to fight giant monsters while Joker talked about survival skills; Anders talked about things getting worse and getting drunk; Eleanor talked about traveling and Kira talked about taking an epic road trip.


And the one and and only Kate Gregson had office hours which she spent going through all the desk drawers and playing on her laptop.

The dorms were busy today with Rapunzel painting a mural in her room while suspended by her own hair. Jesus fucking Christ. The tensile strength of her hair has to be at least-

*chittering*

Well I'M FUCKING INTERESTED! Fuck off your furry fucks.

Then in the Fourth Floor common room Nathan made some soup which apparently brought all the boys to the yard. Sorry Kelis. It's better than yours.

My dumbass roommate Edward showed up which started Nathan and Edward complaining about how terrible London is. Or was. Whatever. Then Ed and Ichabod shared a nod and then Ichabod talked with Nathan about how super nice everyone is and blah blah blah great people live here.

Karina came in and noticed it was a total sausage fest. Nathan told her it wasn't and she suggested he learn to read. Rude. Ichabod introduced himself to Karina and they shared their hopes and dreams and pasts together which I'm sure was very magical. Then my roommate Ed starts hitting on Karina and they once again share their wonderful past histories and talk of magic.

Really? Magic? Whatever. This a school not a Tolkien novel.

Anders comes in and hopes the soup is free, and Nathan ladles out a bunch while talking about how the island is not a trap. They're right. It's an interdimensional nexus not a trap. Ed and Anders discuss the merits of having a soup party while Karina informs him that all dorm food is free before she starts complaining about the fucking island. Ichabod asks Anders about the mural is working on right before Andros shows up all excited because hey... FREE FUCKING SOUP.

Seriously though. It was good soup.

Nathan found out that Andros was from another planet. Ichabod asked Andros how his classes were and the subject came up about Kate's awesome class and TA-ing duties. Then there was a clash of cultural timelines between my roommate Eddie and Andros. Is it me or does that sound like a fucking great TV show? EDDIE AND ANDROS! He's from the future! He's from the past! Together they fight crime!

*chittering*

Everyone's a fucking critic. Even squirrels. Karina introduced herself to Andros before teaching him how to eat... I'm not going to touch that one. Then I met Nathan and mooched myself from free soup while making a bad joke about hipsters and then talked about weapon concealment with Karina.

Seriously though. Great fucking soup. Bug Nathan to make you some. It's good shit.

Over in Town Roland was at JGOB singing to the fucking donuts and coffee. Eleanor was feeling awesome and beachy-

*chittering*

I SAID BEACHY! Geez. Over at the Freedom Arms Aeryn was rearranging the weapons in the new display cases at Freedom arms while at the Wayne Foundation Maddie was doing some brainstorming. Elsa was looking over some herbs at the Magic Box while Squall was re-arranging the Android's dungeon when his dog showed up with comics.

Where the fuck do I get a dog that will bring me comics? I want that god damn it!

And finally, Tino was dealing with a hungover/drunk Jake at Caritas.

That's it for the notes. Have a good day people. And watch out for the furry fucks carrying notepads and pencils.