http://mauledbyabear.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mauledbyabear.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2009-08-23 11:12 pm

Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

*loud crashing noises*

Chuck: STOP HUGGING ME!

Emmett: I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO MUCH, YOU DOUCHEBAG!

Chuck: GET OFF OF ME, YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING!

Emmett: SAY YOU'RE GOING TO MISS ME TOO!

Chuck: STOP--OW! Fine! I'm going to miss you too!

Emmett: Do you mean it?

Chuck: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Emmett: That's so sweet--

Chuck: --you hug me again, I'm going to stab you.

Emmett: *sigh* Fine.



Schooliness

Emmett: Nothing! It's Suuuuuuuuunday!

Chuck: I think you crushed my lungs.

Emmett: I'm leaving tomorrow, Chuck. The least you can do is let me crush you lungs.

Chuck: ...what?

Emmett: Moving on!

Dormishness

Emmett: So, um, something mysterious happened around the dorms.

Chuck: Mysterious?

Emmett: Mysterious.

Chuck: Okay then. Carry on.

Emmett: I will, thank you. Elle Woods freaked out because her diary was missing. Sucks to be you!

Chuck: Don't keep a diary unless you want it to be stolen. Those are the rules.

Emmett: True! Yuffie was wrapping stuff in her room and Triela is confused by it until Yuffie explains who it is for and Elena offers up suggestions of other stuff to put in the box. Zack brought Jennifer cookies to find out when she's good for sparring and offered to hear about her family troubles. Awww.

Townishness

Chuck: Okay, people with those lame job things. Zack was at the Fina, my brother was at the Pixie Dust, Hot!Kyle was at the Freelance police, Blysse was at the Gig, Biff was at the Wellspring Arms and Robin was trying to get Tino drunk at Caritas. So long as one of you is sober enough to serve people, I don't care. Ben was traumatized by a clown painting at Things Reborn. I don't blame you; clowns are scary.

Emmett: Dude. Clowns are not scary.

Chuck: They're grown men who wear make up and have a thing for little kids. That's scary. At the very least it's extremely creepy.

Emmett: You're ridiculous.

Chuck: And you suck. Anyway, Layla offered to take the painting off his hands and Daisy offers to buy one in exchange for a date. Wow. She's easy. G'kar got a visit from Turtle at the T&C. It was Addison Montgomery's first day at the clinic and she got a patient in the form of Nathan, who apparently wanted to get his silk stitches out. And I thought I had expensive taste.

Emmett: Seriously. Silk?

Chuck: And oooh! Aphrodite is giving away free vibrators if you vote for some fish or something. I'm totally taking advantage of that.

Emmett: This is exactly what I'm going to miss about this place.

Chuck: It is certainly an upside. At the MCA, Mina and Eliza have a tea party. Seriously? Okay. Deadpool is watching cartoons with Jan when he gets a phone call. And he and Cable discuss Jan's birthday party. I'm guessing there will be a lack of booze since it's for a kid. Wait. No. Deadpool's throwing it. There will be booze. I'll invite myself then.

Emmett: Fight Club met and there was mingling, as per usual. Turtle kinda complimented Harper's workout attire and Arya greeted Minsc. Ben and Triela caught up on things, mostly chatting about Triela's mission back home. And then there was fighting. Hoshi vs. Tahiri, Jon O'Neill vs. Jack Burton, Annja vs. Arya, Tyler vs. Minsc annnnnd Ben and Claire fought in open sparring. And we're done!

Chuck: Would you like to say something to Fandom before you sign off for the last time?

Emmett: I love you, Fandom! But Forks needs me! It's been boring without me there.

Chuck: That was beau--OW!

Emmett: HUGS!

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