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Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 21st, 2009
Emmett: Hellllllllo, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen and...and...an empty seat. Hello, empty seat. How are you? You look nice today.
*sound of a door opening*
Chuck: I'm here!
Emmett: Screw you, empty seat, Chuck is here! Dude, where have you been?
Chuck: None of your damn business, that's where I've been.
Emmett: Your hair is everywhere.
Chuck: I was in a rush now shut up.
Emmett: You smell like sex.
Chuck: Shut. Up.
Schooliness!
Emmett: Holy Zefron, we actually have notes for this.
Chuck: Color me surprised. Ghanima was doing work on a Sunday for some strange reason. Karla and Merlin wanted to use her office to practice some home brews. I doubt that means alcohol type of home brew, sadly. Dinah came in to tell Ghanima that she met Irulan and wanted to show off the things she learned from Karla. Let's just pretend they were dirty things.
Emmett: I believe you've had enough dirty things for today, mister.
Chuck: You don't have proof of anything.
Dormishness!
Emmett: Warning: Notes contain massive amounts of emo.
Chuck: It's to be expected. Father's Day and all. Daddy issues run rampant here.
Emmett: My dad's awesome.
Chuck: Well good for you. Jerkoff.
Emmett: Touchy! Karla was reacquainting herself with a piano in the rec room. Valentine comments on Karla's playing and they talk of torturing badgers, not nice, and being related to Ender. Robin likes Karla's playing and they talk about how they've been.
Chuck: I totally play piano.
Emmett: That is so weird. You don't look like the type.
Chuck: I'm a man of many talents.
Emmett: Apparently. Anyways, Peyton invited Eliot to her room and there was flirty and talk of music and dads. Chuck here was feeling some of the Father's Day daddy issues emo but---awwwwwww Dean invited you for drinks. So that's where you were. Dude, you guys had a man date.
Chuck: We so did not.
Emmett: You so did. I think that's adorable.
Chuck: I think I'm going to kill you.
Emmett: I'd like to see you try. Katchoo was out on Galactica Point and I'm gonna guess she was out there emo'ing. Ichigo told Ino that he was leaving and never coming back. I assume more emo'ing was had. Alex made a call to his mom that had him emo'ing. Savannah emo'd to Johnny about her dad. Ino was emo'ing in the garden and she tells Hurley about the Ichigo situation and they talk about how much it sucks when people leave. Ellie emo'd to her brother and Francine had a failed call home for Father's Day. That is a lot of emo, holy Zefron.
Chuck: Seriously.
Emmett: Aren't you glad your emo ended in a man date?
Chuck: Oh my god I [feedback]ing hate you.
Emmett: You love me. Diana got a phone call and had to head out of town for a bit and Turtle had a good call home. Huzzah! Finally. Amber came in to check on her and Hinata talked to Turtle about reading. Huh. Lame. John set up a movie date but he turned into a bunny by the time Jaina arrived. I hate when that happens.
Chuck: John deserves it. He sucks.
Emmett: Positive and upbeat commentary as always, Chuck.
Townieness
Chuck: In Father's Day news that isn't completely depressing, Jon went over to Jack's with snacks and a Father's Day card even though Jack isn't his real dad. Which probably explains why it wasn't emo. Real dads cause that. Shilo was emo'ing at the beach and Mina wanted to make sure she was okay. Tony woke up hungover in Tyler's bed and Tony talked about meeting Emma and things that were said last night.
Emmett: What things?
Chuck: Do I look like a Tony Stark stalker? I don't effing know. Sophie and Max were together at the MCA and they wondered if the other was going to be around next semester. Cable was flipping out because he couldn't find Jan but it turns out that Deadpool was taking her Father's Day shopping. There is mug-giving, breakfast and talk of what Cable and Deadpool really are.
Emmett: Oh, so many jokes to be made. I don't know where to start.
Chuck: Just let it go, Emmett. You don't want Deadpool after you. Glinda is back home and not happy. Join the rest of the town in emo'ing. Indy made a call to his father and Marion drops the bomb about the paternity of her son.
Emmett: WHOA! One hell of a Father's Day gift.
Chuck: This is why you practice safe sex, people. Blysse groomed horses at the Gig and Tahiri talks to her about people they miss at home. Suck it up. Oz was checking out the stables and Blysse and Blind Seer are wary of him. You should be, his name is ridiculous. At the Pixie Dust my brother and sister talk about Eric's problem with Harper. If I hadn't been occupied I would have joined in on the fun. Zack was hungover at the Fina. Sucks to be you. Fiona brought her twin brother to meet Zack and they got all concerned when they saw how bad Zack was feeling. And Irulan told Zack how Fandom was like extended vacation. Speak for yourself. We still have classes.
Emmett: At least break is coming up
Chuck: True. Charlotte took care of some wedding business at the Gallery and Irulan brought Charlotte a hat as a thank you gift. I'm not much for hats.
Emmett: I am.
Chuck: Yeah, we know, Ashton. Biff was a bunny but that didn't stop him from showing up to work. Is this an epidemic or something? What the hell? Anyways, Daisy took a break from work to "aww" over him. Sam, not Winchester, learned that Jarvis doesn't allow food near the equipment at Stark Industries the hard way. Ben dug out old records at Things Reborn and was afraid that the pet store was complaining about him when Daisy showed up in uniform.
Emmett: Dude, what are you doing in that pet store that makes you so paranoid?
Chuck: Shhh, Emmett. Don't ask. We don't want to know. Eleanor and Leda met and Fast Eddie's and let's all pretend that ended in girlsex, okay? Ronan was scrubbing blue stuff off his skin at the clinic. Huh. That's dirty. And Tino was wearing a beret tonight at Caritas. Okay, I'm done. You read now.
Emmett: *sigh* Fine. Fight Club met, as per usual. There was mingling, of course, because a club isn't a club without mingling. Daisy was stretching and she assured Jack O'Neill that was was off duty. Rose was ready for a fight and Worf recommended some ass she could kick. Blysse told Tyler that stretching was pointless since you wouldn't be able to stretch and prepare when being attacked.
Chuck: Yeah but why get sore muscles when you don't have to?
Emmett: Exactly. Jack told Blysse she had a nice dog and she corrected him, saying it was a wolf. I hate dogs. Jon suggested that Jack use the beginners mats since he was old and Jaina and Tahiri arrange for some flying lessons. And then there was fighting. Turtle vs. Fiona, Dinah vs. Claire, Steve vs. Elspeth, Ghanima vs. Max, Minsc vs. Worf and Triela vs. Daisy. Jack introduced himself to Ghanima and told her about his fighting experience so she'd know where to place him and he also talked to Tyler about the rules.
Chuck: Are we done yet?
Emmett: Almost, Chuck, almost. It was day three of Rock Con and there were workshops for people to listen in on. Somebody named Jigglypuff taught how to leave your mark on the world, Jackie Moon talk about being a cross over superstar and Donovan Deegan talked about performing for a cause. Now we're done, Chuck.
Chuck: Thank god. I'm tired.
Emmett: Man date tired you--HEY! DON'T THROW STAPLERS!
Chuck: I would have nailed you in the head if you hadn't ducked.
Emmett: And then I would have had to kick your ass. Now say goodnight, Chuck.
Chuck: Goodnight, Fandom.
Emmett: What he said! Night!
*sound of a door opening*
Chuck: I'm here!
Emmett: Screw you, empty seat, Chuck is here! Dude, where have you been?
Chuck: None of your damn business, that's where I've been.
Emmett: Your hair is everywhere.
Chuck: I was in a rush now shut up.
Emmett: You smell like sex.
Chuck: Shut. Up.
Schooliness!
Emmett: Holy Zefron, we actually have notes for this.
Chuck: Color me surprised. Ghanima was doing work on a Sunday for some strange reason. Karla and Merlin wanted to use her office to practice some home brews. I doubt that means alcohol type of home brew, sadly. Dinah came in to tell Ghanima that she met Irulan and wanted to show off the things she learned from Karla. Let's just pretend they were dirty things.
Emmett: I believe you've had enough dirty things for today, mister.
Chuck: You don't have proof of anything.
Dormishness!
Emmett: Warning: Notes contain massive amounts of emo.
Chuck: It's to be expected. Father's Day and all. Daddy issues run rampant here.
Emmett: My dad's awesome.
Chuck: Well good for you. Jerkoff.
Emmett: Touchy! Karla was reacquainting herself with a piano in the rec room. Valentine comments on Karla's playing and they talk of torturing badgers, not nice, and being related to Ender. Robin likes Karla's playing and they talk about how they've been.
Chuck: I totally play piano.
Emmett: That is so weird. You don't look like the type.
Chuck: I'm a man of many talents.
Emmett: Apparently. Anyways, Peyton invited Eliot to her room and there was flirty and talk of music and dads. Chuck here was feeling some of the Father's Day daddy issues emo but---awwwwwww Dean invited you for drinks. So that's where you were. Dude, you guys had a man date.
Chuck: We so did not.
Emmett: You so did. I think that's adorable.
Chuck: I think I'm going to kill you.
Emmett: I'd like to see you try. Katchoo was out on Galactica Point and I'm gonna guess she was out there emo'ing. Ichigo told Ino that he was leaving and never coming back. I assume more emo'ing was had. Alex made a call to his mom that had him emo'ing. Savannah emo'd to Johnny about her dad. Ino was emo'ing in the garden and she tells Hurley about the Ichigo situation and they talk about how much it sucks when people leave. Ellie emo'd to her brother and Francine had a failed call home for Father's Day. That is a lot of emo, holy Zefron.
Chuck: Seriously.
Emmett: Aren't you glad your emo ended in a man date?
Chuck: Oh my god I [feedback]ing hate you.
Emmett: You love me. Diana got a phone call and had to head out of town for a bit and Turtle had a good call home. Huzzah! Finally. Amber came in to check on her and Hinata talked to Turtle about reading. Huh. Lame. John set up a movie date but he turned into a bunny by the time Jaina arrived. I hate when that happens.
Chuck: John deserves it. He sucks.
Emmett: Positive and upbeat commentary as always, Chuck.
Townieness
Chuck: In Father's Day news that isn't completely depressing, Jon went over to Jack's with snacks and a Father's Day card even though Jack isn't his real dad. Which probably explains why it wasn't emo. Real dads cause that. Shilo was emo'ing at the beach and Mina wanted to make sure she was okay. Tony woke up hungover in Tyler's bed and Tony talked about meeting Emma and things that were said last night.
Emmett: What things?
Chuck: Do I look like a Tony Stark stalker? I don't effing know. Sophie and Max were together at the MCA and they wondered if the other was going to be around next semester. Cable was flipping out because he couldn't find Jan but it turns out that Deadpool was taking her Father's Day shopping. There is mug-giving, breakfast and talk of what Cable and Deadpool really are.
Emmett: Oh, so many jokes to be made. I don't know where to start.
Chuck: Just let it go, Emmett. You don't want Deadpool after you. Glinda is back home and not happy. Join the rest of the town in emo'ing. Indy made a call to his father and Marion drops the bomb about the paternity of her son.
Emmett: WHOA! One hell of a Father's Day gift.
Chuck: This is why you practice safe sex, people. Blysse groomed horses at the Gig and Tahiri talks to her about people they miss at home. Suck it up. Oz was checking out the stables and Blysse and Blind Seer are wary of him. You should be, his name is ridiculous. At the Pixie Dust my brother and sister talk about Eric's problem with Harper. If I hadn't been occupied I would have joined in on the fun. Zack was hungover at the Fina. Sucks to be you. Fiona brought her twin brother to meet Zack and they got all concerned when they saw how bad Zack was feeling. And Irulan told Zack how Fandom was like extended vacation. Speak for yourself. We still have classes.
Emmett: At least break is coming up
Chuck: True. Charlotte took care of some wedding business at the Gallery and Irulan brought Charlotte a hat as a thank you gift. I'm not much for hats.
Emmett: I am.
Chuck: Yeah, we know, Ashton. Biff was a bunny but that didn't stop him from showing up to work. Is this an epidemic or something? What the hell? Anyways, Daisy took a break from work to "aww" over him. Sam, not Winchester, learned that Jarvis doesn't allow food near the equipment at Stark Industries the hard way. Ben dug out old records at Things Reborn and was afraid that the pet store was complaining about him when Daisy showed up in uniform.
Emmett: Dude, what are you doing in that pet store that makes you so paranoid?
Chuck: Shhh, Emmett. Don't ask. We don't want to know. Eleanor and Leda met and Fast Eddie's and let's all pretend that ended in girlsex, okay? Ronan was scrubbing blue stuff off his skin at the clinic. Huh. That's dirty. And Tino was wearing a beret tonight at Caritas. Okay, I'm done. You read now.
Emmett: *sigh* Fine. Fight Club met, as per usual. There was mingling, of course, because a club isn't a club without mingling. Daisy was stretching and she assured Jack O'Neill that was was off duty. Rose was ready for a fight and Worf recommended some ass she could kick. Blysse told Tyler that stretching was pointless since you wouldn't be able to stretch and prepare when being attacked.
Chuck: Yeah but why get sore muscles when you don't have to?
Emmett: Exactly. Jack told Blysse she had a nice dog and she corrected him, saying it was a wolf. I hate dogs. Jon suggested that Jack use the beginners mats since he was old and Jaina and Tahiri arrange for some flying lessons. And then there was fighting. Turtle vs. Fiona, Dinah vs. Claire, Steve vs. Elspeth, Ghanima vs. Max, Minsc vs. Worf and Triela vs. Daisy. Jack introduced himself to Ghanima and told her about his fighting experience so she'd know where to place him and he also talked to Tyler about the rules.
Chuck: Are we done yet?
Emmett: Almost, Chuck, almost. It was day three of Rock Con and there were workshops for people to listen in on. Somebody named Jigglypuff taught how to leave your mark on the world, Jackie Moon talk about being a cross over superstar and Donovan Deegan talked about performing for a cause. Now we're done, Chuck.
Chuck: Thank god. I'm tired.
Emmett: Man date tired you--HEY! DON'T THROW STAPLERS!
Chuck: I would have nailed you in the head if you hadn't ducked.
Emmett: And then I would have had to kick your ass. Now say goodnight, Chuck.
Chuck: Goodnight, Fandom.
Emmett: What he said! Night!
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*gives cookies* God I love Emmett and Chuck broadcasts, always so much fun to read!