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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
What uuuuuuuuuuuuup, Fandom? This is Emmett Cullen reporting you the news on this loooooooovely Tuesday evening. For the record, I didn't turn into anything weird this weekend. This island totally loves me. Or I'm too awesome for it's voodoo.
...I'll knock on wood right now though just in case.
*knocks*
See?
Onto the news!
Schooliness
The old bat who teaches Management Theory discusses stress relief. Apparently stress relief includes smashing statues with a hammer. Dude. That sounds like fun! Ethics discussed the golden rule. Which...has something to do with...others...but not onto...screws. I don't even know. The students discussed flaws of said rule and talked about the stupidity of putting stuff on mugs. Oh, dude, I hate when people do that. So lame. Ino apologized to Anakin for not being in class the other week and Jess asked Anakin not to tell Rory about the fact he was a girl this weekend. Uh. That's pretty much asking him to tell his wife.
Food Appreciation discussed Valentine's candy and aphrodisiacs. Bow chicka wow wow. In Childhood Development we talked about developmental psychology and...I pretty much zoned out. I'm sorry, Ms. Aldrin. We discussed theories and reverse psycholigikfied each other. Annnnnnnnd Anemone read up on telepathy in the library.
...I wasn't aware you could read up on that type of thing.
The music club met and they did their usual talk and jam session. Awesome. The hot chicks with guns club met, as per usual. Triela wants to know if the girls would rather play laser tag or paintball. Dude! Paintball! Dinah and Triela discuss scheduling stuff and Dinah also boggles over Jack being there. Jack asks Triela about laser tag and Algren and Triela talk about the trip and about Triela's past. Dude. Weird. Tahiri is all cheerful when she and Triela talk about laser tag vs. paintball. Paintball is soooooooo much better! You get covered in paint! That's fun! Helen and Triela discuss their respective weekends and then, of course, there's shooting. Obviously. That's the point of the club. Nathan Algren is there being advisorly and Dinah chats with him about Triela.
Ronon was chilling in his office enjoying a sandwich when some chick named Lindsay came in bitching about the weekend. I guess he likes that sort of thing because they arranged for a date. Don't worry, sir, I like it too. My girl can be on the bitchy side. Fraser had office hours and he and Ray discussed how they dealt with their crazy girlfriends during the weekend. Mohinder was looking up gun laws during his office hours and Ms. Bennet had a visit from Turtle during her office hours.
And that's it for schooly things, thank god. When's spring break?
Dorminess
My fake brother, Dean, was up super early this morning doing dawn rites on the roof. Amber was also up early but not as early as Dean and she was in the gym. In the Salle, Arthur is working with a practice sword and, no, that's not a name for anything dirty. Ben tells Arthur about his lightsaber and, again, not dirty. Blysse waves hi to Ben and tells him how she found furry fish with Tahiri this weekend. *sigh* Again, not dirty. Arthur and Blysse have a conversation where they remind each other of their names and explain how they got here. Good for you all. I didn't have to say "not dirty" at the end of that.
In the afternoon Liir was in the gym, staring at a punching bag. Supposed to punch it, dude. That's what it's there for. Jen comes down to go postal on a punching bag, like you should, and she and Liir discuss the weekend and fighting. On the third floor Jaina is working, lame, and ignoring a pizza. Hurley and Jaina discuss their AU selves and I'm kind of sad I missed out on the fun when you get to be someone cool like a twin with a bitching ring. That guy who is taller than me and his cat talk to Jaina about the different languages they know. I've never had a head for languages. I barely know English, dude.
Jeff is apparently pretending a bag of flour is a baby and, oh my god, I hope that's for class. Turtle tries to work out this whole flour baby thing and, I gotta tell you, it's probably best if you just ignore it. I hate those kind of assignments. Buffy was talking to her radio. Yeah, okay, that's not crazy. It's okay, Buffy. I still like you either way. In other crazy chick news, Adora is talking to a clothes hanger. Yeeeeeeeeah. Chicks here are nuts. Priestly and Dinah are doing the drinking thing in his room and, I don't know if this is right to share but whatever, they talk about how Arthur is a jackass on radio but not in real life. Well we're stuck in a room with squirrels reporting on crap we don't care about it. We're allowed to be jackasses. It's part of our charm. Annnnd Chuck somehow ended up in bed with Temari, Claire, Francine and some baked goods.
...
How does he DO that?
And Badgerface, you should be ashamed of yourself. Ears is going to be so frowny about this. I don't like seeing Ears upset unless I'm the one doing the upsetting in a totally friendly, teasing manner.
Towniness
Jobiness! Max has a whiteboard at the Freelance Police. Oh, dude, I love those things. The markers smell good. Murdock is at the lighthouse, Jack is at the Photo Hut, Pepper is at Stark Industries, Adam is at the Android's Dungeon, Ino is making Valentine's displays at the Covent Garden, and Hinata is at the Book Haven. Some dude named Jack sells Charlotte something at the York Gallery. Harley is at an empty clinic and Marshall is at an empty Caritas.
Prince Edward is working at the Diner and he and Priestly talk about dating and royalty. Mixed together? Awesome. Loki is trying to salvage some wet contracts at the MHA when that dude Jack tries to sell him something and Daisy stops by for a chat. Ben visits Aravis while she's at the Gig and brings her hot chocolate, aww. Temari's all pissy about the weekend while she's working at the Wellspring Arms. Jamie comes to talk about the weekend and to bring her chocolate and that dude Jack scope out the store.
People are disassembling the ice rink at the Boards during rehearsal today. Both Geoff and Dinah talk to Tony. Thrilling! See, that was me being a jackass, Dinah. Cal checks in on Amber, Dinah and Amber discuss beer and Tony tells Leto not to hurt Dinah. I can't tell if that means physical hurt or emotional hurt. Honestly, I don't care enough to find out. I'm pretty lazy when it comes to that sort of thing. Froggy Robin and Leto are both impressed by G'Kar's strength. Twenty bucks says I'm stronger. Dinah talks to Cal about her weekend and flirts with Leto. You go girl. Or something.
Annnnd in last bits of news here...Sarah, that guy Jack and Rusty all have dinner together and after dinner Sarah makes a phone call. Tully rides Mr. Twain on the beach and I hope to Jesus that Mr. Twain is a horse and not a dude. Daisy gets a visit from Mina at her apartment and Ray picks up Pepper for their date. Awwwww.
Okay. We done? We done. That's it from me, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen, signing off. Night!
...I'll knock on wood right now though just in case.
*knocks*
See?
Onto the news!
Schooliness
The old bat who teaches Management Theory discusses stress relief. Apparently stress relief includes smashing statues with a hammer. Dude. That sounds like fun! Ethics discussed the golden rule. Which...has something to do with...others...but not onto...screws. I don't even know. The students discussed flaws of said rule and talked about the stupidity of putting stuff on mugs. Oh, dude, I hate when people do that. So lame. Ino apologized to Anakin for not being in class the other week and Jess asked Anakin not to tell Rory about the fact he was a girl this weekend. Uh. That's pretty much asking him to tell his wife.
Food Appreciation discussed Valentine's candy and aphrodisiacs. Bow chicka wow wow. In Childhood Development we talked about developmental psychology and...I pretty much zoned out. I'm sorry, Ms. Aldrin. We discussed theories and reverse psycholigikfied each other. Annnnnnnnd Anemone read up on telepathy in the library.
...I wasn't aware you could read up on that type of thing.
The music club met and they did their usual talk and jam session. Awesome. The hot chicks with guns club met, as per usual. Triela wants to know if the girls would rather play laser tag or paintball. Dude! Paintball! Dinah and Triela discuss scheduling stuff and Dinah also boggles over Jack being there. Jack asks Triela about laser tag and Algren and Triela talk about the trip and about Triela's past. Dude. Weird. Tahiri is all cheerful when she and Triela talk about laser tag vs. paintball. Paintball is soooooooo much better! You get covered in paint! That's fun! Helen and Triela discuss their respective weekends and then, of course, there's shooting. Obviously. That's the point of the club. Nathan Algren is there being advisorly and Dinah chats with him about Triela.
Ronon was chilling in his office enjoying a sandwich when some chick named Lindsay came in bitching about the weekend. I guess he likes that sort of thing because they arranged for a date. Don't worry, sir, I like it too. My girl can be on the bitchy side. Fraser had office hours and he and Ray discussed how they dealt with their crazy girlfriends during the weekend. Mohinder was looking up gun laws during his office hours and Ms. Bennet had a visit from Turtle during her office hours.
And that's it for schooly things, thank god. When's spring break?
Dorminess
My fake brother, Dean, was up super early this morning doing dawn rites on the roof. Amber was also up early but not as early as Dean and she was in the gym. In the Salle, Arthur is working with a practice sword and, no, that's not a name for anything dirty. Ben tells Arthur about his lightsaber and, again, not dirty. Blysse waves hi to Ben and tells him how she found furry fish with Tahiri this weekend. *sigh* Again, not dirty. Arthur and Blysse have a conversation where they remind each other of their names and explain how they got here. Good for you all. I didn't have to say "not dirty" at the end of that.
In the afternoon Liir was in the gym, staring at a punching bag. Supposed to punch it, dude. That's what it's there for. Jen comes down to go postal on a punching bag, like you should, and she and Liir discuss the weekend and fighting. On the third floor Jaina is working, lame, and ignoring a pizza. Hurley and Jaina discuss their AU selves and I'm kind of sad I missed out on the fun when you get to be someone cool like a twin with a bitching ring. That guy who is taller than me and his cat talk to Jaina about the different languages they know. I've never had a head for languages. I barely know English, dude.
Jeff is apparently pretending a bag of flour is a baby and, oh my god, I hope that's for class. Turtle tries to work out this whole flour baby thing and, I gotta tell you, it's probably best if you just ignore it. I hate those kind of assignments. Buffy was talking to her radio. Yeah, okay, that's not crazy. It's okay, Buffy. I still like you either way. In other crazy chick news, Adora is talking to a clothes hanger. Yeeeeeeeeah. Chicks here are nuts. Priestly and Dinah are doing the drinking thing in his room and, I don't know if this is right to share but whatever, they talk about how Arthur is a jackass on radio but not in real life. Well we're stuck in a room with squirrels reporting on crap we don't care about it. We're allowed to be jackasses. It's part of our charm. Annnnd Chuck somehow ended up in bed with Temari, Claire, Francine and some baked goods.
...
How does he DO that?
And Badgerface, you should be ashamed of yourself. Ears is going to be so frowny about this. I don't like seeing Ears upset unless I'm the one doing the upsetting in a totally friendly, teasing manner.
Towniness
Jobiness! Max has a whiteboard at the Freelance Police. Oh, dude, I love those things. The markers smell good. Murdock is at the lighthouse, Jack is at the Photo Hut, Pepper is at Stark Industries, Adam is at the Android's Dungeon, Ino is making Valentine's displays at the Covent Garden, and Hinata is at the Book Haven. Some dude named Jack sells Charlotte something at the York Gallery. Harley is at an empty clinic and Marshall is at an empty Caritas.
Prince Edward is working at the Diner and he and Priestly talk about dating and royalty. Mixed together? Awesome. Loki is trying to salvage some wet contracts at the MHA when that dude Jack tries to sell him something and Daisy stops by for a chat. Ben visits Aravis while she's at the Gig and brings her hot chocolate, aww. Temari's all pissy about the weekend while she's working at the Wellspring Arms. Jamie comes to talk about the weekend and to bring her chocolate and that dude Jack scope out the store.
People are disassembling the ice rink at the Boards during rehearsal today. Both Geoff and Dinah talk to Tony. Thrilling! See, that was me being a jackass, Dinah. Cal checks in on Amber, Dinah and Amber discuss beer and Tony tells Leto not to hurt Dinah. I can't tell if that means physical hurt or emotional hurt. Honestly, I don't care enough to find out. I'm pretty lazy when it comes to that sort of thing. Froggy Robin and Leto are both impressed by G'Kar's strength. Twenty bucks says I'm stronger. Dinah talks to Cal about her weekend and flirts with Leto. You go girl. Or something.
Annnnd in last bits of news here...Sarah, that guy Jack and Rusty all have dinner together and after dinner Sarah makes a phone call. Tully rides Mr. Twain on the beach and I hope to Jesus that Mr. Twain is a horse and not a dude. Daisy gets a visit from Mina at her apartment and Ray picks up Pepper for their date. Awwwww.
Okay. We done? We done. That's it from me, Fandom! This is Emmett Cullen, signing off. Night!