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Fandom Radio - Friday July 14, 2006
VERONICA: Good Evening, Fandom. This is Veronica Mars bringing you the news on this lovely Friday. I have two very special guests with me tonight. *sound of indignant squeaking* Okay, three very special guests. Guys?
ANDERS: This is blackmail, Mars.
CONNER: Anybody ever tell you you play dirty?
VERONICA: All the time, boys. Now play nice or those pictures are printed in the next issue of the Fandom High Times.
ANDERS: Oh, frak me.
VERONICA: Well, hey, if you guys want to give me a soundtrack, I can put together a pretty nice video.
CONNER: No! No video! No -- why do you have a doll with you, Veronica?
ANDERS: Why is that doll alive . . . dude, is that Kennedy?!? HA!
CONNER: He's so tiny!
VERONICA: *more indignant squeaks* If you two don't stop, those pictures being public will be the least of your concerns. Why don't you do what I brought you here to do?
ANDERS: Okay, okay, we'll do it, but Mars, your boyfriend's tiny. *snicker*
VERONICA: Yeah, well, what's your boyfriend think about you, Anders?
CONNER and ANDERS: He's NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
VERONICA: Yeah, sure, whatever. Start the news.
You Learn Something New Every Day
CONNER: Fine. So we had Constant Vigilance with Doctor What's-His-Name today, and had to introduce ourselves, which involved sharing facts that we didn't really want people to know.
ANDERS: What, like a TMI thing? You better not have been one of the people talking in class, dude.
CONNER: No, but I was one of the people asking questions. So were Nadia, Pippi, Sakurazaki, English Peter, Jack, Tim, and Sam.
VERONICA: So, Conner, did you confess in class that Anders is really your boyfriend?
CONNER: Dude! He's NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
VERONICA: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, you know. Anyway, Flight and Flying also met today. They did introductions and then flew pod racers. After class, Rory brought Anakin an iced cappuccino and a croissant. Hopefully he ate it and didn't try to make it fly.
ANDERS: Croissants totally look like little flaky Cylon Raiders. I'm just saying. How did I miss the picnic today?
CONNER: Yeah, I missed it too. Which is wrong. How could we pass up free food?
VERONICA: Were you too busy making out?
ANDERS and CONNER: . . . no?
VERONICA: Why are you looking at me like that? It's a valid question!
CONNER: Oh, like you can prove it.
ANDERS: Dude! Shut up! Anyway, back to the picnic and the food. Must've been a lot to choose from, if Tyler had to help River choose what to eat.
CONNER: Lots of blankets to sit on, too. Red and white. I totally approve.
VERONICA: Cedric shared his blanket with Jack and Parker, though not at the same time. And Bridge’s blanket was a popular spot, with River, Rory, Xander, Dawn, and Z all stopping by. Lana and Tim chatted, Anakin was cranky, and English Peter and Willow were cute.
ANDERS: I am not making any comments about Bridge's blanket, dude.
CONNER: And Parker was glaring at the ants. You really shouldn't do that. One of these days, if they ever have a reason to grow really huge and try to stomp down the island, they'll remember it.
ANDERS: Not according to Zero. She says the ants don't care. Hey, I bet they're about the same size as Kennedy here!
VERONICA: Pictures, Anders. That's all I'm saying. Now, not everyone opted for the picnic. John assured Aeryn that it was safe to eat the cafeteria food and they made plans for the weekend. Sakurazaki and Pip also had lunch and talked about her wings.
CONNER: Yeah, but in news of the suck, Briar, Peter Parker, Nadia, and Cute Sam -- which one's cute Sam? -- all have detention tomorrow.
Cabins: Where Privacy is a Non-Existant Thing
CONNER: So yeah, I think the gym gets to headline this section, because it's the gym. That's a no-brainer.
VERONICA: Which makes it perfect for you two to report.
ANDERS: What the frak -- hey! Stop laughing, Kennedy. Don't think I won't smush you just because you're even shorter than usual. Anyway, Callisto isn't used to summer being an off-season. Me neither. Madrox had performance anxiety issues in front of Aeryn. I hate those.
CONNER: Believe me, you have nothing to be anxious about performance-wise.
ANDERS: Mars, your tiny boyfriend is making tiny gagging noises.
VERONICA: *sounds of hysterical laughter* So... Conner... how do you help Anders deal with his performance anxiety issues?
CONNER: Well, there's a few different techniques that I use . . . *thwapping noise* OW!!!
VERONICA: Anders, that wasn't very nice. Kiss and make up.
ANDERS: Not on the air!
CONNER: Oh crap, is it just me or is her head starting to go at a funny angle again?
VERONICA: I have no idea what you're talking about boys.
CONNER: So yeah, outside of Puffin, which is my cabin, um, Ranma was all excited about being a boy again. . . .again?
ANDERS: Happens around here more than you think, dude. Sakurazaki was really excited to see him being himself again.
CONNER: Excited? Or excited?
ANDERS: I'm so not touching that.
VERONICA: And you wonder why I harass you guys. Anyway, this afternoon, Nadia was watching the clouds by the Squirrel campfire. Anders told Nadia about his upcoming trip to Boston. When are you going to Boston?
CONNER: We would've left by now, but you blackmailed us into doing this.
VERONICA: You guys are going away together? That's so sweet!
ANDERS: Oh, shut up, Mars. *squeaky snickering* You too, Kennedy.
CONNER: She was talking to you about getting detention again, which she was also talking about with Jamie. Was this before or after the performance anxiety?
VERONICA: Doesn’t say, but Walter bemoaned Nadia’s detention. Pippi talked to Nadia about The Doctor’s class and Walter about shoes. Walter? I thought you weren’t gay anymore.
CONNER: What do shoes have to do with being gay? I have a million pairs of shoes.
VERONICA: Exactly.
CONNER: I don't get it. Anyway. Carry on.
VERONICA: Why'd you get that banana split dumped on your head last week?
CONNER: Ask Marie, why don't you?
VERONICA: She's an idiot. You two deserve each other.
ANDERS: They so do not.
VERONICA: *sound of snickering* Also at the Squirrel campfire, Tyler talked to Nadia about Walter, to Walter about the disadvantages of having a girlfriend who can read your mind, and Pippi about nachos and Disneyland.
VERONICA: And apparently last night Cally had a nightmare which she talked to Nadia, Pippi, Walter and Pip about it. Honey, you know where to find me if you need to talk, okay?
ANDERS: Oh, geez, not her too now.
VERONICA: Frankly I'm surprised she hasn't been having them longer.
CONNER: Okay, that was brutal.
VERONICA: Finally, Pip explained to Nadia that he had body paint because it’s Bastille Day. He asked Walter for help with it, but Pippi ended up painting him.
CONNER: Body paint is hot. I mean, it can be. Sometimes. Depending on who it's on.
VERONICA: I really don't want to know what you two do in private, okay?
CONNER: So then at Aye Aye campfire this morning, Archie was working on his boat, and Veronica here was watching. That is so dirty, I swear. And then Piper told Archie about her trip this weekend, and asked Bel for a ride. Okay, Aye Aye campfire is definitely dirty.
VERONICA: So very much the opposite of dirty, you have no idea.
ANDERS: Oh, please. It was so totally dirty. Especially because Mars here got to watch her boyfriend shrink before her eyes. That's the best thing ever. But she asked Bel for a ride, too, and Phoebe was invited. Hear that, Kennedy? Your girlfriend gets around . . . ow! The little frakker bit me!
VERONICA: You deserve worse than that, Anders. Just because you're a pervert, doesn't mean we all are.
ANDERS: This is not making me like you any more, Mars.
VERONICA: You don't have to like me, Anders. But you have to be nice if you don't want those pictures everywhere on campus.
ANDERS: Fine, but I really kind of hate you now. Can we get on with the news before I really let you have it?
VERONICA: Over at Seahorse tonight, Pretty Sam was getting bitten by bugs. So was Parker and the girls discuss weekend plans. Alec was also bit, but isn’t itchy. He made s’mores with Dean who told Pretty Sam about surviving flight class and told Parker there was no inadvertent nudity. And there is absolutely no context for that remark in my notes.
ANDERS: Sometimes inadvertent nudity is the best kind.
VERONICA: I suppose you two would know. Anyway, Anders, you showed up with cupcakes which you shared with Alec Wow, Conner, do you have a problem with your boyfriend sharing cupcakes with a guy who gets around as much as Alec does?
CONNER: NOT MY BOYFRIEND NOT MY BOYFRIEND NOT MY -- why didn't you give me cupcakes?
VERONICA: *sounds of more snickering* Angela and Marty were there too and have I mentioned how glad I am that you two are back?
CONNER: I'm doing this part because Anders is too busy glaring at Veronica, okay? So yeah, Cally had a nightmare and woke Zero, and Mars, one more crack about that and I might have to hit you. Pip got Bastille Day gifts from Pippi, and I guess the boat that shrunk Archie was supposed to be a present for Veronica?
ANDERS: Serves you right, Mars.
CONNER: Dude, stop taunting her. Do you want to live to get off island tonight or what? Greg might have a death wish, and he even wrote a will and everything, but he was so asking for it by putting on a bathrobe and asking Anakin if he could be a Jedi, but you better not be that stupid.
VERONICA: Conner? Have you met Anders?
CONNER: *sounds of scuffling* Dude, if I have to hold you down I will, okay? You can't kill her, I don't have enough bail money!
VERONICA: *sound of electrical current* Don't worry, Conner. I can hold my own.
CONNER: Why didn't anyone tell me she had a taser before I agreed to get locked in this room with her?!?
VERONICA: I really don't want to use it. Please continue.
ANDERS: I don't want to think about her kinky little electrosex games. Anyway. Speaking of sex. Blair and Bel were negotiating their bet about sex ed. Harkness was being all introspective, or something, and he, Greg, Parker, and Peter Parker all got email from Isabel, who's out of town. Tempe's heading out of town for a bit, too, and Sawyer's kinda bummed about it. And the sooner we get this frakking broadcast over with, the sooner we can head out of town.
VERONICA: That covers the dorms, we just have to get through this page of notes on the town and you two will be free to go do whatever it is you're going to do in Boston.
Town: Which Everyone Seems to Be Getting Out Of
ANDERS: Yeah, and the sooner the better. Clark's . . . duck? What? A duck visited Lana at the bookstore. It has a name that I can't pronounce, but it starts with A so it's automatically cool. And Pevensie and, uh, Pevensie, the one who's his sister, were hanging out at the Perk, and Doc Pevensie was asking Peter invasive questions about his sex life. Dude, I so totally know the feeling right about now. Lucas opened up Empire Records, and Pip's cat met Lizzy at All and Sundries.
CONNER: Oh yeah, I was there too, to pick up my laptop. And down at the beach, Pip, Pippi, and Seras were playing with sparklers. I am a big fan of pyrotechnics. Especially multicolored ones. And because heading out of town is the thing to do, Tex packed up and jammed out today. And Rory took Marty and Angela out to see her mom and her new baby brother, Bucky. Aw. That's cute.
ANDERS: Clinics, dude. Not that much went on, though. Alanna was there in the morning, reading, which is totally something I do sometimes, and Doctor Lambert was running tests during the night shift. That's all, except for Caritas, where we have a really bizarre streak of bad luck.
VERONICA: How is getting free drinks bad luck? Caritas was opened by my lovely boss, GOB. Cally was there and told him to expect a crowd. She then discussed her dating prospects with Nadia
ANDERS: I don't need to be hearing this.
VERONICA: Meanwhile, GOB told Nadia that he is sure the English are responsible for the graffiti on the club last night and was suspicious of Walter and his Englishness. Walter shared those suspicions with Nadia and had an awkward conversation with Cally about monocles. Oh, and apparently Willow is over her wanting to shoot Cally phase, because the two of them discussed stage fright and Willow tried to annoy GOB into putting in a dance floor.
CONNER: I can't picture Willow ever being annoying, somehow.
VERONICA: Ha! Put her behind this microphone and I think she's even more annoying than Anders. Especially if her buddy Marie is with her.
ANDERS: What the frak, annoying? Don't talk about my cooking study buddy that way!
VERONICA: Why doesn't it surprise me that you two are friends?
ANDERS: Because you're a nosy bitch?
VERONICA: I guess you want everyone to see these pictures?
ANDERS and CONNER: NO!
VERONICA: Then say goodnight, Gracie.
ANDERS: Who's Gracie? Oh, frak it, McKnight, let's go, we have a plane to catch. Mars here can go have fun with her tiny boyfriend or whatever.
CONNER: Before you two kill each other, yeah. Hasta la vista, Fandom, we're out of here.
VERONICA: *sounds of squeaking* Archie says good night and so do I. Have a good night's sleep, Fandomwe're gonna need it.
[ooc: much love to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
futurebucs_star and connernotconnor for bringing the snark tonight. Archie totally modded with permission, omg!]
ANDERS: This is blackmail, Mars.
CONNER: Anybody ever tell you you play dirty?
VERONICA: All the time, boys. Now play nice or those pictures are printed in the next issue of the Fandom High Times.
ANDERS: Oh, frak me.
VERONICA: Well, hey, if you guys want to give me a soundtrack, I can put together a pretty nice video.
CONNER: No! No video! No -- why do you have a doll with you, Veronica?
ANDERS: Why is that doll alive . . . dude, is that Kennedy?!? HA!
CONNER: He's so tiny!
VERONICA: *more indignant squeaks* If you two don't stop, those pictures being public will be the least of your concerns. Why don't you do what I brought you here to do?
ANDERS: Okay, okay, we'll do it, but Mars, your boyfriend's tiny. *snicker*
VERONICA: Yeah, well, what's your boyfriend think about you, Anders?
CONNER and ANDERS: He's NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
VERONICA: Yeah, sure, whatever. Start the news.
You Learn Something New Every Day
CONNER: Fine. So we had Constant Vigilance with Doctor What's-His-Name today, and had to introduce ourselves, which involved sharing facts that we didn't really want people to know.
ANDERS: What, like a TMI thing? You better not have been one of the people talking in class, dude.
CONNER: No, but I was one of the people asking questions. So were Nadia, Pippi, Sakurazaki, English Peter, Jack, Tim, and Sam.
VERONICA: So, Conner, did you confess in class that Anders is really your boyfriend?
CONNER: Dude! He's NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
VERONICA: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, you know. Anyway, Flight and Flying also met today. They did introductions and then flew pod racers. After class, Rory brought Anakin an iced cappuccino and a croissant. Hopefully he ate it and didn't try to make it fly.
ANDERS: Croissants totally look like little flaky Cylon Raiders. I'm just saying. How did I miss the picnic today?
CONNER: Yeah, I missed it too. Which is wrong. How could we pass up free food?
VERONICA: Were you too busy making out?
ANDERS and CONNER: . . . no?
VERONICA: Why are you looking at me like that? It's a valid question!
CONNER: Oh, like you can prove it.
ANDERS: Dude! Shut up! Anyway, back to the picnic and the food. Must've been a lot to choose from, if Tyler had to help River choose what to eat.
CONNER: Lots of blankets to sit on, too. Red and white. I totally approve.
VERONICA: Cedric shared his blanket with Jack and Parker, though not at the same time. And Bridge’s blanket was a popular spot, with River, Rory, Xander, Dawn, and Z all stopping by. Lana and Tim chatted, Anakin was cranky, and English Peter and Willow were cute.
ANDERS: I am not making any comments about Bridge's blanket, dude.
CONNER: And Parker was glaring at the ants. You really shouldn't do that. One of these days, if they ever have a reason to grow really huge and try to stomp down the island, they'll remember it.
ANDERS: Not according to Zero. She says the ants don't care. Hey, I bet they're about the same size as Kennedy here!
VERONICA: Pictures, Anders. That's all I'm saying. Now, not everyone opted for the picnic. John assured Aeryn that it was safe to eat the cafeteria food and they made plans for the weekend. Sakurazaki and Pip also had lunch and talked about her wings.
CONNER: Yeah, but in news of the suck, Briar, Peter Parker, Nadia, and Cute Sam -- which one's cute Sam? -- all have detention tomorrow.
Cabins: Where Privacy is a Non-Existant Thing
CONNER: So yeah, I think the gym gets to headline this section, because it's the gym. That's a no-brainer.
VERONICA: Which makes it perfect for you two to report.
ANDERS: What the frak -- hey! Stop laughing, Kennedy. Don't think I won't smush you just because you're even shorter than usual. Anyway, Callisto isn't used to summer being an off-season. Me neither. Madrox had performance anxiety issues in front of Aeryn. I hate those.
CONNER: Believe me, you have nothing to be anxious about performance-wise.
ANDERS: Mars, your tiny boyfriend is making tiny gagging noises.
VERONICA: *sounds of hysterical laughter* So... Conner... how do you help Anders deal with his performance anxiety issues?
CONNER: Well, there's a few different techniques that I use . . . *thwapping noise* OW!!!
VERONICA: Anders, that wasn't very nice. Kiss and make up.
ANDERS: Not on the air!
CONNER: Oh crap, is it just me or is her head starting to go at a funny angle again?
VERONICA: I have no idea what you're talking about boys.
CONNER: So yeah, outside of Puffin, which is my cabin, um, Ranma was all excited about being a boy again. . . .again?
ANDERS: Happens around here more than you think, dude. Sakurazaki was really excited to see him being himself again.
CONNER: Excited? Or excited?
ANDERS: I'm so not touching that.
VERONICA: And you wonder why I harass you guys. Anyway, this afternoon, Nadia was watching the clouds by the Squirrel campfire. Anders told Nadia about his upcoming trip to Boston. When are you going to Boston?
CONNER: We would've left by now, but you blackmailed us into doing this.
VERONICA: You guys are going away together? That's so sweet!
ANDERS: Oh, shut up, Mars. *squeaky snickering* You too, Kennedy.
CONNER: She was talking to you about getting detention again, which she was also talking about with Jamie. Was this before or after the performance anxiety?
VERONICA: Doesn’t say, but Walter bemoaned Nadia’s detention. Pippi talked to Nadia about The Doctor’s class and Walter about shoes. Walter? I thought you weren’t gay anymore.
CONNER: What do shoes have to do with being gay? I have a million pairs of shoes.
VERONICA: Exactly.
CONNER: I don't get it. Anyway. Carry on.
VERONICA: Why'd you get that banana split dumped on your head last week?
CONNER: Ask Marie, why don't you?
VERONICA: She's an idiot. You two deserve each other.
ANDERS: They so do not.
VERONICA: *sound of snickering* Also at the Squirrel campfire, Tyler talked to Nadia about Walter, to Walter about the disadvantages of having a girlfriend who can read your mind, and Pippi about nachos and Disneyland.
VERONICA: And apparently last night Cally had a nightmare which she talked to Nadia, Pippi, Walter and Pip about it. Honey, you know where to find me if you need to talk, okay?
ANDERS: Oh, geez, not her too now.
VERONICA: Frankly I'm surprised she hasn't been having them longer.
CONNER: Okay, that was brutal.
VERONICA: Finally, Pip explained to Nadia that he had body paint because it’s Bastille Day. He asked Walter for help with it, but Pippi ended up painting him.
CONNER: Body paint is hot. I mean, it can be. Sometimes. Depending on who it's on.
VERONICA: I really don't want to know what you two do in private, okay?
CONNER: So then at Aye Aye campfire this morning, Archie was working on his boat, and Veronica here was watching. That is so dirty, I swear. And then Piper told Archie about her trip this weekend, and asked Bel for a ride. Okay, Aye Aye campfire is definitely dirty.
VERONICA: So very much the opposite of dirty, you have no idea.
ANDERS: Oh, please. It was so totally dirty. Especially because Mars here got to watch her boyfriend shrink before her eyes. That's the best thing ever. But she asked Bel for a ride, too, and Phoebe was invited. Hear that, Kennedy? Your girlfriend gets around . . . ow! The little frakker bit me!
VERONICA: You deserve worse than that, Anders. Just because you're a pervert, doesn't mean we all are.
ANDERS: This is not making me like you any more, Mars.
VERONICA: You don't have to like me, Anders. But you have to be nice if you don't want those pictures everywhere on campus.
ANDERS: Fine, but I really kind of hate you now. Can we get on with the news before I really let you have it?
VERONICA: Over at Seahorse tonight, Pretty Sam was getting bitten by bugs. So was Parker and the girls discuss weekend plans. Alec was also bit, but isn’t itchy. He made s’mores with Dean who told Pretty Sam about surviving flight class and told Parker there was no inadvertent nudity. And there is absolutely no context for that remark in my notes.
ANDERS: Sometimes inadvertent nudity is the best kind.
VERONICA: I suppose you two would know. Anyway, Anders, you showed up with cupcakes which you shared with Alec Wow, Conner, do you have a problem with your boyfriend sharing cupcakes with a guy who gets around as much as Alec does?
CONNER: NOT MY BOYFRIEND NOT MY BOYFRIEND NOT MY -- why didn't you give me cupcakes?
VERONICA: *sounds of more snickering* Angela and Marty were there too and have I mentioned how glad I am that you two are back?
CONNER: I'm doing this part because Anders is too busy glaring at Veronica, okay? So yeah, Cally had a nightmare and woke Zero, and Mars, one more crack about that and I might have to hit you. Pip got Bastille Day gifts from Pippi, and I guess the boat that shrunk Archie was supposed to be a present for Veronica?
ANDERS: Serves you right, Mars.
CONNER: Dude, stop taunting her. Do you want to live to get off island tonight or what? Greg might have a death wish, and he even wrote a will and everything, but he was so asking for it by putting on a bathrobe and asking Anakin if he could be a Jedi, but you better not be that stupid.
VERONICA: Conner? Have you met Anders?
CONNER: *sounds of scuffling* Dude, if I have to hold you down I will, okay? You can't kill her, I don't have enough bail money!
VERONICA: *sound of electrical current* Don't worry, Conner. I can hold my own.
CONNER: Why didn't anyone tell me she had a taser before I agreed to get locked in this room with her?!?
VERONICA: I really don't want to use it. Please continue.
ANDERS: I don't want to think about her kinky little electrosex games. Anyway. Speaking of sex. Blair and Bel were negotiating their bet about sex ed. Harkness was being all introspective, or something, and he, Greg, Parker, and Peter Parker all got email from Isabel, who's out of town. Tempe's heading out of town for a bit, too, and Sawyer's kinda bummed about it. And the sooner we get this frakking broadcast over with, the sooner we can head out of town.
VERONICA: That covers the dorms, we just have to get through this page of notes on the town and you two will be free to go do whatever it is you're going to do in Boston.
Town: Which Everyone Seems to Be Getting Out Of
ANDERS: Yeah, and the sooner the better. Clark's . . . duck? What? A duck visited Lana at the bookstore. It has a name that I can't pronounce, but it starts with A so it's automatically cool. And Pevensie and, uh, Pevensie, the one who's his sister, were hanging out at the Perk, and Doc Pevensie was asking Peter invasive questions about his sex life. Dude, I so totally know the feeling right about now. Lucas opened up Empire Records, and Pip's cat met Lizzy at All and Sundries.
CONNER: Oh yeah, I was there too, to pick up my laptop. And down at the beach, Pip, Pippi, and Seras were playing with sparklers. I am a big fan of pyrotechnics. Especially multicolored ones. And because heading out of town is the thing to do, Tex packed up and jammed out today. And Rory took Marty and Angela out to see her mom and her new baby brother, Bucky. Aw. That's cute.
ANDERS: Clinics, dude. Not that much went on, though. Alanna was there in the morning, reading, which is totally something I do sometimes, and Doctor Lambert was running tests during the night shift. That's all, except for Caritas, where we have a really bizarre streak of bad luck.
VERONICA: How is getting free drinks bad luck? Caritas was opened by my lovely boss, GOB. Cally was there and told him to expect a crowd. She then discussed her dating prospects with Nadia
ANDERS: I don't need to be hearing this.
VERONICA: Meanwhile, GOB told Nadia that he is sure the English are responsible for the graffiti on the club last night and was suspicious of Walter and his Englishness. Walter shared those suspicions with Nadia and had an awkward conversation with Cally about monocles. Oh, and apparently Willow is over her wanting to shoot Cally phase, because the two of them discussed stage fright and Willow tried to annoy GOB into putting in a dance floor.
CONNER: I can't picture Willow ever being annoying, somehow.
VERONICA: Ha! Put her behind this microphone and I think she's even more annoying than Anders. Especially if her buddy Marie is with her.
ANDERS: What the frak, annoying? Don't talk about my cooking study buddy that way!
VERONICA: Why doesn't it surprise me that you two are friends?
ANDERS: Because you're a nosy bitch?
VERONICA: I guess you want everyone to see these pictures?
ANDERS and CONNER: NO!
VERONICA: Then say goodnight, Gracie.
ANDERS: Who's Gracie? Oh, frak it, McKnight, let's go, we have a plane to catch. Mars here can go have fun with her tiny boyfriend or whatever.
CONNER: Before you two kill each other, yeah. Hasta la vista, Fandom, we're out of here.
VERONICA: *sounds of squeaking* Archie says good night and so do I. Have a good night's sleep, Fandom
[ooc: much love to
futurebucs_star and connernotconnor for bringing the snark tonight. Archie totally modded with permission, omg!]
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And then was thankful that was what they reported and not what came afterwards.