heroic_jawline: (x gremlin: blue's clues)
Steve Rogers ([personal profile] heroic_jawline) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2019-09-08 10:35 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, September 9, 2019

Hello again, this is is Steve Rogers and...several gremlins in neckties. That's new. Let's just get to the notes before they bite me--

*gremlin snarls*
*sounds of chomping*
*two minutes of dead air*
*Blue's Clues theme music*

Oh, okay! So to play Blue's Clues we gotta find a---

*awkward pause*

Pawprint! Right! Because that's the first--

*even more awkward pause*

Clue! And we have one right here!

In the books that were hiding during Owen's shift. Yeah! And we put it in our notebook because they're who's clues?

*yeah, nothing*

Blue's Clues! Atton had a coffee at the bar, but that's not a clue because coffee and bars are not appropriate for kids! Ooh, our second clue is a pancake at Luke's! Even though Kanan wasn't there, Jack and Fjord were there. Everyone say "Fjord" with me, okay? Fjooooooooord.

*silence*

I think we need that song again, right? We put it in our notebook because they're who's clues?

*so much silence. So much*

Blue's Clues!

Mail time...mail time...MA-I-L TIIIIME!
*jaunty yet terrifying mail-themed song, sung with great vigor by Steve*

What's in the mail today? Oh. It's a...mean note about Rey because she made the gremlins watching her feel bad about just doing their jobs, and that's not very nice. And kind of strange, for a kid's show.

And our final clue was in the library with Lana! It's a...labor manifesto!

I was not expecting that. But we're sitting in our Thinking Chair and think, think, thi-i-nk! Cause when we use our minds and take a step at a time, we can do anything that we want to do! Okay, it's clue time! We have books, pancakes, labor manifesto.

Books. Pancakes. Labor manifesto.

*awkward pause*

♪♪ We can't figure out Blue's Clues,
We can't figure out Blue's Clues,
We can't figure out Blue's Clues,
Because they're really WEIRD!
♪♪

*click!*

[OOC: I REGRET NOTHING. Thanks to Bella for the amaaaaaazing song ending for this bit of crack.]