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mycanonhatesme ([personal profile] mycanonhatesme) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2012-01-08 12:21 pm
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Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 8

Nngghh. Good morning, everyone, this is Chloe Sullivan with all the latest news from the squirrel point of view. Today's lesson is: don't play "I Never" with the adults here if you have something to do the next morning, because that's just a recipe for pain.

*chittering*

Ooh, unless there's a nice squirrel who will find coffee for you. That'll help immensely.

Things were pretty quiet at the school yesterday, with it being the weekend and all. Cassidy was working in the library, and Loki came by trying to get into Special Collections, which is just a bad idea no matter the reason. I think Cassidy managed to talk him out of it though by distracting him with talk of goats?

Yeah, I'm gonna need more coffee for this.

At the dorms, Luke was looking at swords online - not dirty - and then Percy came by and I thought this was going to go somewhere dirty but it looks like they just had a serious business talk about their relationship. Matt was studying a philosophy textbook and Nathan was drinking, smoking, and texting, because the world needs balance like that sometimes.

Rapunzel apparently went on a baking spree as the fourth floor common room was filled with sweets in the afternoon. Warren was entranced by the smell of tasty things, and Rapunzel explained that it was part of her secret plan to meet new people. Food tends to work very well that way here, let me tell you. Karla got all excited at Warren about how she was going to bake some kind of curry pie with Rapunzel, and Kenzi assured Warren that she had a fire extinguisher just in case. Yeah, that sounds like it probably turned out delicious.

Rapunzel was excited about having Karla bake with her, although she wasn't so sure about mixing curry with...mincemeat? Oh god, I hope Warren was able to distract Karla from what she was doing, or Kenzi kept an eye on her or something.

Bobby was drawn in by the food as well, and got a tacklehug from Karla, and assurance from Rapunzel that the food was totally for sharing. Dorothy came in to help with the baking, and Rapunzel taught her how to make chocolate pie that hopefully didn't have any curry in it. Kenzi was more than happy to help Rapunzel eat the cookies she'd made, even though she isn't new around here, but Kenzi also shared the cookies with Dorothy, so I guess it all worked out in the end.

Miley had movies and popcorn going in the third floor common room, and Britta was up at Smoker Central, a.k.a. the dorm roof. Nathan was pleased to see that she'd managed to get all the way up the stairs without getting lost, and gave Britta a mini-geography lesson on how England and Ireland are two veeery different countries. Wesley was up on the roof for fresh air, oops, and sadly for Britta, he didn't have any food with him. I'm thinking maybe those weren't cigarettes she had, and poor Elphaba didn't find out what it really was until she'd already been peer pressured by Britta into sharing one. Bad Britta!

...Oh god, I am so old right now.

Anna managed to turn Britta down though, so they talked about how they ended up here instead. Definitely a safer way to pass the evening.

Over in town, Cable was brooding and Jan was finger-painting at Wellspring Arms. Hopefully she wasn't painting any of the merchandise. Cassie was nervous about her first day working at The Magic Box, and there was no one working at The Devil's Nest because all the action was at Caritas where we were having what will hopefully be the first of many 18-or-older sleepover parties. Because you can't make us grow up if we don't want to, so there.

*chittering*

Hey, less mocking and more coffee, please. Jono wallflowered by the door in his long jacket because guys don't have stashes of adorable pajamas like girls do. Kitty talked to him about Elvis sightings while Cindy shared jello shots, mmmmm, and Hayley vaguely recognized Jono from when he was a student here.

Ronan was rocking silk pajamas and offered to buy Kitty a drink even though she was technically there to work. He also got a jello shot from Cindy, who observed that he was looking better now that the Auditors weren't around. I think that could go for most people, really. Eric totally got away with not wearing pajamas because he had leather pants on instead, and that was just nice to look at, thank you very much. He talked to Kitty about how The Devil's Nest smells less, because they don't have that pesky zombie problem, and to Cindy about how he had to wear pants because he sleeps naked. I'll give you all a moment to savor that mental image.

Deadpool came in costume, because that's apparently what he sleeps in as well. Can we say issues? I think we can. He told Kitty about how Steve wears booties, which might be TMI, but it's written here so I feel compelled to share, and got a jello shot from Cindy as well. Cable brought Jan with him, which I guess was okay because god knows she's probably been exposed to worse things here than a bunch of drunk people, and Kitty was nice and got paper for Jan so she'd stop drawing on Cable.

Cindy and her jello shots were there, even though Kitty told her there was more than enough booze in the bar already, which people should have been paying for, and Hercules learned that Sex on the Beach shots do not actually have sand in them. Because they should taste good, obviously.

Troy had swanky pajamas too, so I guess some guys do have those lying around, and Hercules told Kitty that booze, sleeping, and partying was a combination of all of his favorite things. I'm sure you're not alone there at all. Tyrion was dressed comfortably, which was close enough to pajamas I suppose, and made sure to say hello to Kitty before talking to Ronan about the island's latest brush-with-apocalypse. Be prepared guys, 'cause we'll probably have another one before long.

There were many Jamies around, one of whom almost got punched by Jono for...well, I don't know, but probably something Jamie deserved. Deadpool tried to advise Jamie that drinking and mutanting shouldn't be mixed, and Cindy wanted to talk to Jamie about what he did to her office, which I'm assuming wasn't cleaning it and making it smell nice, or something like that.

Bo was understandably blowing off her shift at The Devil's Nest, and met Kitty without any competing bartender issues happening. Eric and Bo were glad that Tiny wasn't making an appearance, and Hercules was glad that there were ladies at the party, and that it wasn't all guys. Throw a little glitter around the back room and that might have been a fun party to watch though, mmmmm.

Hayley and Ronan tried to remember whether or not they were students at the same time, and whether or not it's weird to talk to your high school friends after you've graduated. I think it's fine if you all end up back where your school was, which is kind of what Jono and I talked about, with so many of us having been at the school, gone home, and then come back for more madness. Because you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

And, of course, the party developed into a rousing game of I Never, which is dangerous to play around here because there aren't many things many of us haven't done. That seems to be the end of my notes here, so I'm going to wish you all a good day, sign off, and find some aspirin.
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[personal profile] furnaceface 2012-01-08 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hotel California," Jono mumbled, grinning a little as he placed the quote on the radio even in spite of the throbbing hangover. "Be still, my heart."

...

"Be still, my head."