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Fandom Radio, Saturday, September 29
Sam: Hey, stop pushing at my ankles! I'm following you, I swear.
*determined chittering*
Does protecting me from getting kidnapped by squirrels fall under that "I've got to keep you safe" policy of yours?"
Dean: We're hallucinating. Gotta be. I mean... squirrels?
Sam: Maybe they're rabid? I'm trying to keep them from biting me.
Dean: Actually I think they're drunk. They smell like cheap rum.
Sam: Oh, come on. Drunk? Have you ever heard of alcoholic squirrels? Ooh, maybe someone spilled the rum on them, poor things.
*chittering interrupted by a loud squirrel burp*
Dean: I rest my case.
Sam: That was disgusting. And I'm only mildly surprised that you can recognize drunkenness in squirrels. Why do you think that is?
Dean: A keen eye for noticing details, Sammy, my boy. You should try it.
Sam: It's Sam. And my eye for details is fine. I think.
Dean: Fine, then. With your eye for detail can you figure out why we've been kidnapped by drunken squirrels to a radio station?
Sam: Well, there's a stack of papers there. Maybe they want us to read them?
Dean: *sound of papers rustling* Dude, you've got to be joking. You brought us here to read the news?
*chittering*
Sam: I think that was squirrel for yes. Here, since you're supposedly older, you can start.
School: The Place Some People Remember They Attend
Dean: Fine. If it'll get the squirrels to let us go... *more sounds of paper rustling* So apparently somebody named Mac was doing extra research for classes in the library. And I still don't know what kind of school this is. Other than insane.
Also there was no food being cooked in the cafeteria. Which makes the fact I don't remember where it is a lot less annoying.
There was detention which was run by some guy who thinks his name is Mick. Attending were Valentine, Ed Elric, Karal Austreben, River Tam, Jamie Madrox, Naomi Wildman, and Abigail Whistler. Hey, Sammy, that Karal guy? Apparently still remembers things.
Sam: What? That's completely unfair. He should have to tell the rest of us who the hell we are in exchange for not being affected.
Dean: He did get detention. Maybe that's supposed to be punishment enough?
Sam: Run by a guy named Mick? It might have been.
Dean: It's possible he might be wishing he did have amnesia after detention.
Sam: That would balance things out in the end.
Dorms: Where Pretty Much Everyone is Dating Someone Else
Sam: Isabel and Wyatt woke up with the same amnesia that most people seem to have gotten, but they did manage to figure out that they're engaged to be married. I suppose congratulations are in order then! Dr. Johnny Fever woke up and immediately started drinking. That doesn't sound very healthy, and as a doctor, he should really know better. Namine and Valentine had some confusion when they woke up together, and went through the full cycle of fighting and apologizing. And Molly thought she was a princess when she woke up, until Karal gave her the cold shower of reality and told her she wasn't. But apparently she's really strong, which is almost as cool as being royalty.
Dean: She's kind of hot too.
Sam: Is that the sort of thing you focus on first when you meet girls?
Dean: Don't you?
Sam: I honestly don't know. It just seems like there's more you could say about her than the fact that she's hot, even if it's probably true.
Dean: *pause* She's really hot?
Sam: *sighs* At least you're being complimentery. Naomi did the smart thing and went looking for ID when she woke up, and came up with a detention slip instead. Oops. Chris, Summer, Johnny, and Savannah all woke up together. Either that's the result of something extraordinarily dirty, or their room is a lot bigger than the ones I saw today. Mel and Zuko argued about seduction and underwear, which is apparently the status quo for them. It's kind of amazing how, even with severe memory loss, some people can manage to get things right. Aravis woke up with Seely and had to deal with him immediately trying to get into her pants. Hey Alec, I think you might get along well with this guy.
Dean: Hey, if you wake up in bed with somebody, it's probably safe to assume there might have been some getting into pants that had already happened.
Sam: Considering how I woke up, I guess I can't really argue with that, despite how much I seem to want to. Beauty got excited over letters from home. It also sounds like she didn't get effected by the amnesia thing, and she didn't have detention, so she owes everyone. Keep that in mind, people. Troy and Anders woke up and figured out that they're dating. Lana and Jim also don't sound like they were effected by the amnesia thing, but Jim got a phone call from his dad saying he has to leave school, so I think that more than balances things out. Sorry guys. Eve and Gwynn, yet another supposedly happy couple, woke up together, as did Peter and I out on the beach.
Dean: You sly dog you.
Sam: Oh, shut up. We didn't do anything out there. Well, much of anything.
Dean: How do you know?
Sam: I meant we didn't do much of anything today. As for last night...you're right, I don't know. But whatever we did should probably not be discussed in front of an audience of people I can't remember.
Dean: Especially when you can't remember what it is we're not discussing.
Sam: Or how good it probably was. Uh, you know.
Dean: *chuckles* Sure, Sammy. But we're not discussing it, remember?
Sam: Right. Yeah. Dawn, Rikku, and Luke woke up together, and apparently Luke is their pimp. What the hell kind of school is this? Alec got confused by the cat in his room - I'm not laughing at you, really - and looked through his portfolios to discover that he's a model. The notes say "hot model" but I think that's up for debate. Charlene stopped in to talk about the amnesia issue. Is she hot too?
Dean: Cute little blonde. Definitely hot.
Sam: Thank you for that update. Willow made a label for herself before heading out of her room, which is a very helpful idea. Abigail got to deal with a confused and stapler-wielding Hoshi, and Adam discovered that he's the Pink Ranger. I don't know what that is, but it sounds kind of girly. No offense. Hermione's memory is fine, but she chose to spend the day in her room instead of going out to help all the confused people. How nice of her, really. And Alec and I figured out that we're related, probably.
Dean: I got all the looks and charm.
Sam: Which means I got all the intelligence and common sense.
Dean: And delusions of grandeur.
Sam: At least I got the modesty too.
Dean: Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.
Sam: ...I think we might bicker too much to not be related.
Dean: You noticed that too, huh?
Sam: *laughs* It's kind of hard not to. Erin had a book. Hopefully she wasn't too confused to not be able to read it. Andrew tried to figure out who he was while watching Space Battles, and was helped by Bart, who filled him in on a little bit of who he is, and assured him that this isn't an occultist school. I don't think occultist schools have pimps, but maybe I'm wrong. Neil was disappointed to find out that Andrew was affected by the amnesia, and Mac managed to stay oblivious of the whole thing. Hey Mac, everyone's gone crazy and lost their memories. There, oblivious no more.
Jack thought she might be in jail - which might explain the presence of a pimp, now that I think about it - and Adam stopped by to check on her, although he could only be so helpful since he doesn't remember much of himself either. Ino tried to jog her memory with a mirror, and met up with Kabuto, whom they both agree she's dating. Isabel looks through her stuff to try to remember people, and Meredith's memory loss made him hyperventilate and pass out. I think some people are taking this better than others.
Dean: Ya think? But we're doing okay with it.
Sam: Yes, thankfully. Johnny discovered that he's a housewife with a motorcycle fetish, and again, I have to ask what kind of school this is. Evie and Anne woke up wrapped in curtains, and decided that they're Roman nobility. Not lesbians? Because that seems to be the running theme of the day. John and Jaina fought over how recently Jaina cleaned her room, and decide that the fighting means they must be a couple. After watching A.J. break his arm in the gym, Ronan takes him back to his room for some "healing work." That might be a euphemism, but I don't know.
Dean: I don't think I've ever heard it called that before.
Sam: I guess you learn something new every day. Naomi went back to her room after detention, to search for her ID again, and Wyatt stopped by to see Isabel. Molly shuffled a deck of cards, and got visited by Karal who assured her again that she's really not a princess. Billy came to the conclusion that he's a pirate, and Valentine was worried because no one else wore masks today, not even Namine, who came by to visit him.
Dean: Hey, it's difficult enough to keep track of who's who without memory, much less wearing masks. In the hallways, shortly after midnight Will went for a short walk to make herself sleepy. Most people just drink some warm milk.
Also in the hallways Jonie and Gerard were secret agents and made a date to go out for burgers. *pause* Secret agents?
Sam: Secret agents who are dating?
Dean: I suppose even secret agents need some loving. In the second floor common room this morning, a cute blonde made herself breakfast and was met by an equally cute blonde. They decided they're twins and that they're named Amy and Beth, and hoped they're not maids for some dirty old men. Would it be better if it was dirty young men?
Sam: No, it really wouldn't be. And keep your mind out of the gutter on the twin factor.
Dean: Oh, like you're not thinking it.
Sam: I'm not, because I don't remember what they look like. For once, the amnesia is actually helping.
Dean: You're still imagining it. Another guy who doesn't know who he is talked to Amy and came to the conclusion that they were in a mental ward. Beth introduced herself to the guy and decided to call him Ash because he's little and cute.
And then a very large, scared frog hopped into the room. Y'know, as frogs tend to do. He a friend of yours, squirrels?
*chitttering at length*
Dean: Okay, I almost understood that. I think I need some of that rum.
Sam: No rum until we're done. Then you can drink all you want.
Dean: I'll hold you to that. Anyway the frog freaked out at Amy and Beth, and when another girl showed up asking who she was, he told her he was an enchanted prince. Y'know, as pick up lines go...
Up in the fifth floor common room, Kabuto and Ino took a break from exploring and decided that Ino's very smart and one of those hot model lawyer type girls. See, I told you this was a school for models.
Sam: Then why are there so many people who aren't models? I'm not a model.
Dean: How do you know that?
Sam: Because...I don't know, I just do. I think I'm too smart to be a model.
Dean: Are you saying models are dumb? And think carefully about your answer here.
Sam: I'm going to say no, but know that I'm only saying it because I don't want you to beat me up.
Dean: Whatever you need to tell yourself, Sammy. Meanwhile, back in that hallway on the third floor, Secret Agent Gerard paced up and down and kept glaring at the garbage can. Because those garbage cans can be real uppity.
Gerard and Jonie swapped clothes so they could go find the ninja gangsters that did this to them. Dude, ninja gangsters?
Sam: I think Gerard and Jonie might be flat-out crazy in addition to the whole amnesia thing.
Dean: I won't argue with that. Special Agent Gerard -- who's with the FBI -- interrogated the frog and found out he's under an enchantment. Jonie stared at the talking felt frog who assured her he was peaceful.
Up on the roof, Adah read out loud from her notebooks and paced back and forth. Charlene recognised something Adah read as a poem and after discussion came to the conclusion that there's a government conspiracy and that this is a sanitarium. Again with the nuthouse?
Sam: That sounds more plausible than ninja gangsters. Or a model school.
Dean: I'm not going to dignify that with a reply. The Dread Pirate Billy tried to hit on Charlene who decided to go looking for a doctor to help. With the memory thing, not random pirates hitting on her.
Lee was surprised Adah didn't know who she was and tried to fill her in on what he knows. Apparently Lee is another lucky bastard who didn't lose his memory. Which doesn't explain why he stumbled when asked if he and Adah are closer than friends.
A very properly British Jennifer Sparks told Adah about her ID that states she's 107 years old and that she's tyring to give up smoking. Okay, look, I may not have my memory but the whole trick of fake IDs is to make sure the information on them is plausible. 107? Not plausible.
Sam: I found a fake ID in my wallet that says I'm 24. I think that might have been an early attempt at making them.
Dean: You've got the height; you might be able to pull that off with enough confidence.
Sam: Unfortunately, I think the confidence is exactly what I'm lacking.
Dean: Then fake it.
Sam: That's really not as easy as it sounds, you know. Or maybe you don't, with all your model training.
Dean: We'll work on that. Bill the pirate assured Jennifer that she was in no danger to him, and clomped up the stairs, complete with peg leg so he can plot a course to somewhere. I don't think the school actually moves, dude. Adah was philosophical at him and told him she wasn't a pirate.
Down in the third floor common room, Chad hid behind the couch because of the freaky naked cat thing in his room. Teddy asked him why he's hiding, finds out he doesn't remember anything and yells at him to keep his pants on and that they're dating. Yeah, Teddy's another one who remembers.
I met Chad and we discussed his tattoos and the fact that my cat is way awesomer than his naked cat thing. I also talked to Teddy who we established he hadn't lost his memory, that Chad's name is Chad and that he's dating Teddy.
Sam: At least he's being helpful. That's more than we can say for some of the others.
Dean: True. Molly and Chad showed off their strength by lifting each other. And then Molly talked to me and we established that this is a school on an island. Possibly a modeling school. Teddy told Molly about the horror of Chad's cat and the danger of Chad being naked.
I recognised Dawn from the pictures I had and we talked. And made out.
Sam: *pauses* I'm really kind of bothered by that, but I can't remember why. Were you nice to her?
Dean: Did you miss the part where we made out? That's being really nice.
Sam: I really did get every ounce of modesty between the two of us, didn't I?
Dean: Looks like. Not that I'm complaining. Dawn named Chad Osman and promised to make his hair all poofy. Kinda like yours I'd guess.
Sam: My hair is not poofy. It's fine.
Dean: Trust me, Sammy. It's poofy. Molly told Dawn about how Karal told her she wasn't a princess. Teddy assured Dawn that this should all be over by Monday. Really? That's good news.
Sam: That's only good news if it's true.
Dean: Try to show a little optimism. Teddy is really happy to see Katara who made him tea, but still wasn't normal even though he thought she was. Molly explains to Katara about detentions and high school, and Chad warnedKatara away from the evil 312.
Danny Ketch and Osman Chad discussed the amnesia and their new names. Oh and Bolton apparently broke his arm leaping off the bleachers in the gym trying to make a basket. Like you said earlier, Ronan offered to heal him, probably not dirty.
Sam: Hopefully not dirty.
Town: Yes, They Have Amnesiacs Too
Sam: Squall's morning started with him being accosted by a pixie. Harriet found a half-naked mountie asleep on her desk, which doesn't sound like an entirely unpleasant experience, if he was just resting and not dead or anything. Roy and Elizabeth woke up and found sufficient evidence to declare that they are not married. Which means they're just shacking up for now, I guess. Later, they rescued kittens from Elizabeth's apartment. Everyone say it with me: awwwww.
Dean: Awwww.
Sam: Oh good, I have you well-trained. Mary woke up and realized that she's a prostitute, after taking a good look in her closet, and Fabian forgot that he's married. Hopefully his husband was understanding. Fabian also met up with Zircher, and tried to get the deer to bring them beer. That whole "sanitarium for the crazy" idea is starting to look more and more plausible. And Xander and Bridge woke up with no memories, no clothes, and a pair of handcuffs. Honestly, if that's not the perfect plot for a really bad porn film, I don't know what is.
Dean: Frankly all of this stuff about town sounds like bad porn. Except maybe the deer.
Sam: I'm so not letting myself think about what the deer get up to out here. Roy and Elizabeth played chess and made out, though probably not at the same time. Sulley worked on his art homework at Turtle and Canary, which sounds to me like he's another one who can actually remember things. Leo freaked out at the sight of him, but I don't know if that's from the amnesia or just a problem in general. Percy McTaggart enjoyed some coffee at the Perk, and greeted Mary, who was wearing the least revealing outfit ever. That doesn't make her not a prostitute though, just one who's probably off-duty.
Dean: Even hookers need a day off occasionally.
Sam: Yeah, but I thought Sunday was supposed to be the day of rest. You'd think Saturday would be a big day and night for them. Moist slept and doodled while manning the Post Office. Erin went to work at the Trooper Station and feasted on donuts like a proper officer of the law, although Roy seemed to think she was a little young for the job.
George Michael wandered aimlessly in front of the banana stand. Maybe he forgot how to open it? Jim and Lana had a tearful goodbye on the causeway as he left, and he promised to find her again someday. Gunther set up Saturday tea at the hotel, and Millie read in the park, where she bumped into Leo.
Christian opened the clinic, after dealing with a freaked out nurse, and Charlene showed up with her questions. GOB opened the bar and discovered what happens when zombies get chainsaws. I think the squirrels are just screwing with us at this point. Percy did some a capella singing, since the band supposedly chainsawed themselves, and Fraser ended up at the bar after looking for his wife, Harriet. Considering who was passed out half-naked this morning, I don't think Harriet's the one who would be most easily found in a bar.
Dean: Maybe we should head to the bar ourselves if these squirrels ever let us go.
Sam: I promise, we'll get you something alcoholic when we're done. GOB accused Fraser of starting a fire the night before, but he must have forgiven him since it says they're best friends. Percy and Fraser talked about marriage, school bells, and the amnesia thing. Xander and Bridge talked about how much time they wasted at home, probably figuring out who they are. Bridge helped Percy try to figure out if he owns the bar, and Xander - who's another police officer - talked to Percy about how he's going to keep the streets of Fandom safe. Helping people get their memories back might be a good start, I'm just saying.
Dean: I think that's more a doctor thing than a cop thing.
Sam: Hrm. I guess so. But there has to be something they can do to help besides hang out at the bar. Adam and Jack arrived and immediately bumped into Xander, who realized that he and Jack have the same uniform. Maybe Jack's a police officer too? Peg Leg Bill visited the bar, and boy do I hope that's a nickname he picked for himself. Billy chatted with Bridge, while Percy encouraged Xander to sing, and Lana had a few well-deserved drinks to drown her sorrows.
And holy crap, I think that's the end of the pile.
Dean: Thank god. So can we go now?
*chittering*
Sam: I don't care what that was squirrel for, I'm saying the answer was yes. Want to see if Caritas is still open?
Dean: Absolutely.
Sam: Awesome. Let's get out of here before the squirrels attack. Good night, Fandom!
*determined chittering*
Does protecting me from getting kidnapped by squirrels fall under that "I've got to keep you safe" policy of yours?"
Dean: We're hallucinating. Gotta be. I mean... squirrels?
Sam: Maybe they're rabid? I'm trying to keep them from biting me.
Dean: Actually I think they're drunk. They smell like cheap rum.
Sam: Oh, come on. Drunk? Have you ever heard of alcoholic squirrels? Ooh, maybe someone spilled the rum on them, poor things.
*chittering interrupted by a loud squirrel burp*
Dean: I rest my case.
Sam: That was disgusting. And I'm only mildly surprised that you can recognize drunkenness in squirrels. Why do you think that is?
Dean: A keen eye for noticing details, Sammy, my boy. You should try it.
Sam: It's Sam. And my eye for details is fine. I think.
Dean: Fine, then. With your eye for detail can you figure out why we've been kidnapped by drunken squirrels to a radio station?
Sam: Well, there's a stack of papers there. Maybe they want us to read them?
Dean: *sound of papers rustling* Dude, you've got to be joking. You brought us here to read the news?
*chittering*
Sam: I think that was squirrel for yes. Here, since you're supposedly older, you can start.
School: The Place Some People Remember They Attend
Dean: Fine. If it'll get the squirrels to let us go... *more sounds of paper rustling* So apparently somebody named Mac was doing extra research for classes in the library. And I still don't know what kind of school this is. Other than insane.
Also there was no food being cooked in the cafeteria. Which makes the fact I don't remember where it is a lot less annoying.
There was detention which was run by some guy who thinks his name is Mick. Attending were Valentine, Ed Elric, Karal Austreben, River Tam, Jamie Madrox, Naomi Wildman, and Abigail Whistler. Hey, Sammy, that Karal guy? Apparently still remembers things.
Sam: What? That's completely unfair. He should have to tell the rest of us who the hell we are in exchange for not being affected.
Dean: He did get detention. Maybe that's supposed to be punishment enough?
Sam: Run by a guy named Mick? It might have been.
Dean: It's possible he might be wishing he did have amnesia after detention.
Sam: That would balance things out in the end.
Dorms: Where Pretty Much Everyone is Dating Someone Else
Sam: Isabel and Wyatt woke up with the same amnesia that most people seem to have gotten, but they did manage to figure out that they're engaged to be married. I suppose congratulations are in order then! Dr. Johnny Fever woke up and immediately started drinking. That doesn't sound very healthy, and as a doctor, he should really know better. Namine and Valentine had some confusion when they woke up together, and went through the full cycle of fighting and apologizing. And Molly thought she was a princess when she woke up, until Karal gave her the cold shower of reality and told her she wasn't. But apparently she's really strong, which is almost as cool as being royalty.
Dean: She's kind of hot too.
Sam: Is that the sort of thing you focus on first when you meet girls?
Dean: Don't you?
Sam: I honestly don't know. It just seems like there's more you could say about her than the fact that she's hot, even if it's probably true.
Dean: *pause* She's really hot?
Sam: *sighs* At least you're being complimentery. Naomi did the smart thing and went looking for ID when she woke up, and came up with a detention slip instead. Oops. Chris, Summer, Johnny, and Savannah all woke up together. Either that's the result of something extraordinarily dirty, or their room is a lot bigger than the ones I saw today. Mel and Zuko argued about seduction and underwear, which is apparently the status quo for them. It's kind of amazing how, even with severe memory loss, some people can manage to get things right. Aravis woke up with Seely and had to deal with him immediately trying to get into her pants. Hey Alec, I think you might get along well with this guy.
Dean: Hey, if you wake up in bed with somebody, it's probably safe to assume there might have been some getting into pants that had already happened.
Sam: Considering how I woke up, I guess I can't really argue with that, despite how much I seem to want to. Beauty got excited over letters from home. It also sounds like she didn't get effected by the amnesia thing, and she didn't have detention, so she owes everyone. Keep that in mind, people. Troy and Anders woke up and figured out that they're dating. Lana and Jim also don't sound like they were effected by the amnesia thing, but Jim got a phone call from his dad saying he has to leave school, so I think that more than balances things out. Sorry guys. Eve and Gwynn, yet another supposedly happy couple, woke up together, as did Peter and I out on the beach.
Dean: You sly dog you.
Sam: Oh, shut up. We didn't do anything out there. Well, much of anything.
Dean: How do you know?
Sam: I meant we didn't do much of anything today. As for last night...you're right, I don't know. But whatever we did should probably not be discussed in front of an audience of people I can't remember.
Dean: Especially when you can't remember what it is we're not discussing.
Sam: Or how good it probably was. Uh, you know.
Dean: *chuckles* Sure, Sammy. But we're not discussing it, remember?
Sam: Right. Yeah. Dawn, Rikku, and Luke woke up together, and apparently Luke is their pimp. What the hell kind of school is this? Alec got confused by the cat in his room - I'm not laughing at you, really - and looked through his portfolios to discover that he's a model. The notes say "hot model" but I think that's up for debate. Charlene stopped in to talk about the amnesia issue. Is she hot too?
Dean: Cute little blonde. Definitely hot.
Sam: Thank you for that update. Willow made a label for herself before heading out of her room, which is a very helpful idea. Abigail got to deal with a confused and stapler-wielding Hoshi, and Adam discovered that he's the Pink Ranger. I don't know what that is, but it sounds kind of girly. No offense. Hermione's memory is fine, but she chose to spend the day in her room instead of going out to help all the confused people. How nice of her, really. And Alec and I figured out that we're related, probably.
Dean: I got all the looks and charm.
Sam: Which means I got all the intelligence and common sense.
Dean: And delusions of grandeur.
Sam: At least I got the modesty too.
Dean: Hey, if you got it, flaunt it.
Sam: ...I think we might bicker too much to not be related.
Dean: You noticed that too, huh?
Sam: *laughs* It's kind of hard not to. Erin had a book. Hopefully she wasn't too confused to not be able to read it. Andrew tried to figure out who he was while watching Space Battles, and was helped by Bart, who filled him in on a little bit of who he is, and assured him that this isn't an occultist school. I don't think occultist schools have pimps, but maybe I'm wrong. Neil was disappointed to find out that Andrew was affected by the amnesia, and Mac managed to stay oblivious of the whole thing. Hey Mac, everyone's gone crazy and lost their memories. There, oblivious no more.
Jack thought she might be in jail - which might explain the presence of a pimp, now that I think about it - and Adam stopped by to check on her, although he could only be so helpful since he doesn't remember much of himself either. Ino tried to jog her memory with a mirror, and met up with Kabuto, whom they both agree she's dating. Isabel looks through her stuff to try to remember people, and Meredith's memory loss made him hyperventilate and pass out. I think some people are taking this better than others.
Dean: Ya think? But we're doing okay with it.
Sam: Yes, thankfully. Johnny discovered that he's a housewife with a motorcycle fetish, and again, I have to ask what kind of school this is. Evie and Anne woke up wrapped in curtains, and decided that they're Roman nobility. Not lesbians? Because that seems to be the running theme of the day. John and Jaina fought over how recently Jaina cleaned her room, and decide that the fighting means they must be a couple. After watching A.J. break his arm in the gym, Ronan takes him back to his room for some "healing work." That might be a euphemism, but I don't know.
Dean: I don't think I've ever heard it called that before.
Sam: I guess you learn something new every day. Naomi went back to her room after detention, to search for her ID again, and Wyatt stopped by to see Isabel. Molly shuffled a deck of cards, and got visited by Karal who assured her again that she's really not a princess. Billy came to the conclusion that he's a pirate, and Valentine was worried because no one else wore masks today, not even Namine, who came by to visit him.
Dean: Hey, it's difficult enough to keep track of who's who without memory, much less wearing masks. In the hallways, shortly after midnight Will went for a short walk to make herself sleepy. Most people just drink some warm milk.
Also in the hallways Jonie and Gerard were secret agents and made a date to go out for burgers. *pause* Secret agents?
Sam: Secret agents who are dating?
Dean: I suppose even secret agents need some loving. In the second floor common room this morning, a cute blonde made herself breakfast and was met by an equally cute blonde. They decided they're twins and that they're named Amy and Beth, and hoped they're not maids for some dirty old men. Would it be better if it was dirty young men?
Sam: No, it really wouldn't be. And keep your mind out of the gutter on the twin factor.
Dean: Oh, like you're not thinking it.
Sam: I'm not, because I don't remember what they look like. For once, the amnesia is actually helping.
Dean: You're still imagining it. Another guy who doesn't know who he is talked to Amy and came to the conclusion that they were in a mental ward. Beth introduced herself to the guy and decided to call him Ash because he's little and cute.
And then a very large, scared frog hopped into the room. Y'know, as frogs tend to do. He a friend of yours, squirrels?
*chitttering at length*
Dean: Okay, I almost understood that. I think I need some of that rum.
Sam: No rum until we're done. Then you can drink all you want.
Dean: I'll hold you to that. Anyway the frog freaked out at Amy and Beth, and when another girl showed up asking who she was, he told her he was an enchanted prince. Y'know, as pick up lines go...
Up in the fifth floor common room, Kabuto and Ino took a break from exploring and decided that Ino's very smart and one of those hot model lawyer type girls. See, I told you this was a school for models.
Sam: Then why are there so many people who aren't models? I'm not a model.
Dean: How do you know that?
Sam: Because...I don't know, I just do. I think I'm too smart to be a model.
Dean: Are you saying models are dumb? And think carefully about your answer here.
Sam: I'm going to say no, but know that I'm only saying it because I don't want you to beat me up.
Dean: Whatever you need to tell yourself, Sammy. Meanwhile, back in that hallway on the third floor, Secret Agent Gerard paced up and down and kept glaring at the garbage can. Because those garbage cans can be real uppity.
Gerard and Jonie swapped clothes so they could go find the ninja gangsters that did this to them. Dude, ninja gangsters?
Sam: I think Gerard and Jonie might be flat-out crazy in addition to the whole amnesia thing.
Dean: I won't argue with that. Special Agent Gerard -- who's with the FBI -- interrogated the frog and found out he's under an enchantment. Jonie stared at the talking felt frog who assured her he was peaceful.
Up on the roof, Adah read out loud from her notebooks and paced back and forth. Charlene recognised something Adah read as a poem and after discussion came to the conclusion that there's a government conspiracy and that this is a sanitarium. Again with the nuthouse?
Sam: That sounds more plausible than ninja gangsters. Or a model school.
Dean: I'm not going to dignify that with a reply. The Dread Pirate Billy tried to hit on Charlene who decided to go looking for a doctor to help. With the memory thing, not random pirates hitting on her.
Lee was surprised Adah didn't know who she was and tried to fill her in on what he knows. Apparently Lee is another lucky bastard who didn't lose his memory. Which doesn't explain why he stumbled when asked if he and Adah are closer than friends.
A very properly British Jennifer Sparks told Adah about her ID that states she's 107 years old and that she's tyring to give up smoking. Okay, look, I may not have my memory but the whole trick of fake IDs is to make sure the information on them is plausible. 107? Not plausible.
Sam: I found a fake ID in my wallet that says I'm 24. I think that might have been an early attempt at making them.
Dean: You've got the height; you might be able to pull that off with enough confidence.
Sam: Unfortunately, I think the confidence is exactly what I'm lacking.
Dean: Then fake it.
Sam: That's really not as easy as it sounds, you know. Or maybe you don't, with all your model training.
Dean: We'll work on that. Bill the pirate assured Jennifer that she was in no danger to him, and clomped up the stairs, complete with peg leg so he can plot a course to somewhere. I don't think the school actually moves, dude. Adah was philosophical at him and told him she wasn't a pirate.
Down in the third floor common room, Chad hid behind the couch because of the freaky naked cat thing in his room. Teddy asked him why he's hiding, finds out he doesn't remember anything and yells at him to keep his pants on and that they're dating. Yeah, Teddy's another one who remembers.
I met Chad and we discussed his tattoos and the fact that my cat is way awesomer than his naked cat thing. I also talked to Teddy who we established he hadn't lost his memory, that Chad's name is Chad and that he's dating Teddy.
Sam: At least he's being helpful. That's more than we can say for some of the others.
Dean: True. Molly and Chad showed off their strength by lifting each other. And then Molly talked to me and we established that this is a school on an island. Possibly a modeling school. Teddy told Molly about the horror of Chad's cat and the danger of Chad being naked.
I recognised Dawn from the pictures I had and we talked. And made out.
Sam: *pauses* I'm really kind of bothered by that, but I can't remember why. Were you nice to her?
Dean: Did you miss the part where we made out? That's being really nice.
Sam: I really did get every ounce of modesty between the two of us, didn't I?
Dean: Looks like. Not that I'm complaining. Dawn named Chad Osman and promised to make his hair all poofy. Kinda like yours I'd guess.
Sam: My hair is not poofy. It's fine.
Dean: Trust me, Sammy. It's poofy. Molly told Dawn about how Karal told her she wasn't a princess. Teddy assured Dawn that this should all be over by Monday. Really? That's good news.
Sam: That's only good news if it's true.
Dean: Try to show a little optimism. Teddy is really happy to see Katara who made him tea, but still wasn't normal even though he thought she was. Molly explains to Katara about detentions and high school, and Chad warnedKatara away from the evil 312.
Danny Ketch and Osman Chad discussed the amnesia and their new names. Oh and Bolton apparently broke his arm leaping off the bleachers in the gym trying to make a basket. Like you said earlier, Ronan offered to heal him, probably not dirty.
Sam: Hopefully not dirty.
Town: Yes, They Have Amnesiacs Too
Sam: Squall's morning started with him being accosted by a pixie. Harriet found a half-naked mountie asleep on her desk, which doesn't sound like an entirely unpleasant experience, if he was just resting and not dead or anything. Roy and Elizabeth woke up and found sufficient evidence to declare that they are not married. Which means they're just shacking up for now, I guess. Later, they rescued kittens from Elizabeth's apartment. Everyone say it with me: awwwww.
Dean: Awwww.
Sam: Oh good, I have you well-trained. Mary woke up and realized that she's a prostitute, after taking a good look in her closet, and Fabian forgot that he's married. Hopefully his husband was understanding. Fabian also met up with Zircher, and tried to get the deer to bring them beer. That whole "sanitarium for the crazy" idea is starting to look more and more plausible. And Xander and Bridge woke up with no memories, no clothes, and a pair of handcuffs. Honestly, if that's not the perfect plot for a really bad porn film, I don't know what is.
Dean: Frankly all of this stuff about town sounds like bad porn. Except maybe the deer.
Sam: I'm so not letting myself think about what the deer get up to out here. Roy and Elizabeth played chess and made out, though probably not at the same time. Sulley worked on his art homework at Turtle and Canary, which sounds to me like he's another one who can actually remember things. Leo freaked out at the sight of him, but I don't know if that's from the amnesia or just a problem in general. Percy McTaggart enjoyed some coffee at the Perk, and greeted Mary, who was wearing the least revealing outfit ever. That doesn't make her not a prostitute though, just one who's probably off-duty.
Dean: Even hookers need a day off occasionally.
Sam: Yeah, but I thought Sunday was supposed to be the day of rest. You'd think Saturday would be a big day and night for them. Moist slept and doodled while manning the Post Office. Erin went to work at the Trooper Station and feasted on donuts like a proper officer of the law, although Roy seemed to think she was a little young for the job.
George Michael wandered aimlessly in front of the banana stand. Maybe he forgot how to open it? Jim and Lana had a tearful goodbye on the causeway as he left, and he promised to find her again someday. Gunther set up Saturday tea at the hotel, and Millie read in the park, where she bumped into Leo.
Christian opened the clinic, after dealing with a freaked out nurse, and Charlene showed up with her questions. GOB opened the bar and discovered what happens when zombies get chainsaws. I think the squirrels are just screwing with us at this point. Percy did some a capella singing, since the band supposedly chainsawed themselves, and Fraser ended up at the bar after looking for his wife, Harriet. Considering who was passed out half-naked this morning, I don't think Harriet's the one who would be most easily found in a bar.
Dean: Maybe we should head to the bar ourselves if these squirrels ever let us go.
Sam: I promise, we'll get you something alcoholic when we're done. GOB accused Fraser of starting a fire the night before, but he must have forgiven him since it says they're best friends. Percy and Fraser talked about marriage, school bells, and the amnesia thing. Xander and Bridge talked about how much time they wasted at home, probably figuring out who they are. Bridge helped Percy try to figure out if he owns the bar, and Xander - who's another police officer - talked to Percy about how he's going to keep the streets of Fandom safe. Helping people get their memories back might be a good start, I'm just saying.
Dean: I think that's more a doctor thing than a cop thing.
Sam: Hrm. I guess so. But there has to be something they can do to help besides hang out at the bar. Adam and Jack arrived and immediately bumped into Xander, who realized that he and Jack have the same uniform. Maybe Jack's a police officer too? Peg Leg Bill visited the bar, and boy do I hope that's a nickname he picked for himself. Billy chatted with Bridge, while Percy encouraged Xander to sing, and Lana had a few well-deserved drinks to drown her sorrows.
And holy crap, I think that's the end of the pile.
Dean: Thank god. So can we go now?
*chittering*
Sam: I don't care what that was squirrel for, I'm saying the answer was yes. Want to see if Caritas is still open?
Dean: Absolutely.
Sam: Awesome. Let's get out of here before the squirrels attack. Good night, Fandom!