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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, March 4th, Tra la la~
Reno: What's the buzz, tell us what's-a-happenin'-- I officially have the most dangerous job on the island today, Fandom. Because unlike the rest of you, I gotta actually open my mouth and talk to communicate here. You need blackmail material, now would be the time to start tapin' this broadcast. At your own risk, zoto.
Jenny: If any of you attempt to blackmail me with whatever comes out of my mouth, I know where you live.
I knooooow where you liiiiiive--good God no. *glug glug*
Reno: I'm not gonna sing. I'm not. Except every now and then--
Every now and then I get a little bit musical and then you'll hear the sound of my voiiiice--Hate. HATE. *glug glug glug*
Jenny: This is officially the worst day ever. I would just like to point that out.
Reno: It's up there. Maybe if we juuuuuust get this partay started~ .... We can get it over with faster, yo.
Jenny: Yes, let's just get it over with. Before I sing again.
The Schoooool Is Aliiiiive...With the Sound of Music
Reno: I'm gonna just spit this all out as fast as I can. Maybe that'll be safe, yo. *Deeeeep breath* Startin' with cooking class, which took their three-course midterm. Everyone took it, but nobody sang, and good on 'em. They presented their meals to Lulu. And Liir was there with a bunny in his pocket. Not to be confused with a fallin' star bein' saved for a rainy day. He gave Lulu an orange. Liir, not the bunny. Or the star. Spycraft got away with watchin' Mythbusters because Aly couldn't stop singing, yo. Students listened to the lecture and stared before they started the movie. The TAs refused to sing, but Aly was doin' so under her breath. *inhale* .... *glug* Okay. 'M good.
Jenny: Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day--I hope you get herpes, Reno. In Interactive Religion, Biff sang about the midterm, and then the students put things in boxes. The horse could not sing...well, that makes one thing on this island. But Biff could sing. It does not say if he sang well. Computer class seems to have been refreshingly free of song. They learned about the history of the internet, and there was lecturing, apparently not in song. Then there was an assignment and a teacher. How lovely and novel. Anemone opened the library, and Robin the frog-child sang at her about his break. Of course.
Reno: Kerrigan's got herself some office hours, and she and River have a conversation in song. Which doesn't surprise me one bit, yo. River stops by Anakin's office hours to sing at him, too, but he doesn't sing back. John Sheppard stops by, and has better luck gettin' Anakin to sing... which horrifies them both. There a support group for this? There should be a support group for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis- *GLUG* .... *deep breath* Anakin gets a call from Rory, and he sings at her, too. Nice. Glitch has office hours, and he and Liir write at one another to keep from singing. And then Adah stops by to introduce Glitch to Bob the bunny. Hellooooo Dolly! JUST TAKE THE NOTES. *glugglugglug*
Jenny: Ghanima had office hours, where she hummed and looked at photos--Meeeeemoryyyyy, all alone in the moonlight--*smack* Slapping yourself in the face stops the singing. Good to know. Barney also sang during his office hours, where he and Sokka conversed through song.
Our Dorms, in the Middle of Our Street
Jenny: In the early morning, Karal, who is a horse, grazed on the lawn with Altra. Er, Altra did not graze. Jeff and Nana happened by, and "So Long and Thanks For All the Fish" was sung.
*a tense silence*
Jenny: Oh good. And Jeff got hit in the head with a fish. Of course. In the fifth floor common room, later in the morning, Sokka burst out in song celebrating...his chinchilla. Sky, who is a 'sparkleball,' came along and introduced himself to Sokka, who insisted there was no singing. Liar. The squirrels never lie. Except for when they do. Up on the roof, Ino sang about being popular. Liir flew up with a bunny strapped to his chest and assured her he would ignore the singing...and not stab her? RIGHT THEN. Cassandra climbed up to the roof, and did not sing. Good for her.
Reno: It's a big accomplishment, when you think about it, yo. On the roof in the evening, Sokka kept burstin' into power ballads. Go, go Power Ballads! ... In the third floor common room, Liir was experimenting with spiced chocolate, and I smell sex and cannnday, yeah- and brownies, while Andrew guarded his things, yo. Cimorene came in and kept bursting into song. Freaking shock. In the fourth floor common room, Sparkleball!Sky-- I get to taunt him more for that than for bein' a banana, right? -- was bein' his own glowy light show as he sang, yo. Adam stopped by to see who was singin', and he ended up singing, he's just singing along, and he's singing his... singing song! He's just singing along! Kill me.
Jenny: Only if you'll kill me first. Even if I say it'll be alright, still I hear you say you want to end your life-- I don't even know that song, come off it. Ron sang and decided this place has made him mental, which is not exactly a first. Reno sang about a girl. Tell us more, co-host.
Reno: It was the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole worrrld-- I hate you. Shut up.
Jenny: I'm only trying to report the news in a full and accurate manner. *sniff* Fine then. Ferris sang his own entrance, and Liir sang to bunny Andrew, then decided to be quiet now. Very wise, Liir. Unfortunately I have to be talky. Romeo emoed through song, then made a phone call, down at the beach. Adah hummed, and River sang and gave her a bunny. Bunnies seem to be everywhere today. Adah and Cassandra communicated through gesture and facial expression, which...actually doesn't sound like as much fun as communicating through song. Huh. Lee asked Adah about her trip home, and she told him about how she keeps wanting to sing. Wait, does that mean she brought this...singing virus back with her? GET HER! WE HAVE PATIENT ZERO! I mean. Someone should look into that.
Reno: I'd be on it, but I gotta try to retain my dignity here, first, yo. Amber didn't seem half as concerned about her dignity as she tried to run away from the song in her head, yo. Ooooooh, she's a little runaway-- Claire got a call from home, so she had to leave. So long, farewell, auf weidersehen adieu! Annette sang while writin' in her journal, and Billy asked her about spring break, yo. Teddy and Chad... turned a duet into foreplay. *wary silence* .... Good. I'm not singin' about their good times, yo. Somethin' wrong about that, right there. Isabel told Anders to go with the singing, so he did. Which turned into them singing about baseball. Take me out to the balllll game! Take me out to the crooooowd- Ugh. *chug*
Jenny: Zuko and Katara communicated through song and tonsil hockey. And then she freaked out and fled. I'm sure he wasn't that bad...oh! Then Reno and Rikku sang and danced on the way back from class. That's so cute.
Reno: Could'a been. Kinda... went weird. *chug* Right. So. Movin' right along. Liir brought Michael brownies and told him he talked to Glitch. Michael greeted Ino with duct tape, which I'd borrow but then the squirrels would kill me. They're evil little things, yo. Hoshi sang to her dog, and Naomi sang while studying. And dammit, it wasn't cute, Jenny. It wasn't. I don't do freakin' cute and. I need more rum. *glug*
Jenny: You can say you don't do cute all you want to, but I have seen Midnighter and Apollo do cute, and trust me, if they can be adorable anybody can. But anyway. Andros sang after a phone call, and Namine sang on the roof, where Sora checked up on her. Namine also asked Jamie how Mexico was, and DOOM sang his own praises--doom doom doom doom doom--
Reno: Doomy doom dooom doooooooom doomy-- Right.
Town, Where The Streets Have No Name
Reno: Ugh. Okay. Jeff was humming at the hotel today, and then Mary stopped by to tell him that she was pickin' up a weddin' cake. This had to be celebrated with- gooooin' to the chapel and we're... gonnna get maaaaarried- singing. Of course. Gabriel asked why he fell to this place in church. Where I come from, you gotta watch out when you're walkin' overtop a church, yo. Apu wasn't pleased that Sulley had an earworm at T&C and nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll go eat worms! Long, thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy bitsy fuzzy Mezcal worms! ... *chugs*
Jenny: Oh, Mezcal, don't even talk to me about Mezcal. Liz was emo at the post office, but Lana sang happily at the bookstore. Johnny Storm sang country at the Perk, where Robin the frog came in for a mocha. Melody was happy to be back in Fandom, and GMB sang about the banana man at the banana stand--Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today. Deadpool had a training montage at the gym, and he and Nate sang, danced, and sparred. Adam opened Wonders of the World and Ed was at Wellspring Arms. Aly wandered through the streets singing, and she and Deadpool did a song and dance number about not breaking one another's hearts. Ronan--hi, Irish--Ronan burst into song at Pizza Planet, and Cimorene was mightily displeased to find she and Ronan share a song. Troy and a big ball of light sang along with the karaoke machine.
Reno: Jen was singing at a secluded cove, where she found out that Bridge was a little green ball of light. You... light up my liiiiife... Michael sang at Luke's askin' people to be his guest, yo. I don't know no Lumiere, but the squirrel insists that he's probably real damn unhappy about someone stealin' his schtick, yo. Isabel brought the schtick-stealin' guy a present, but he had duct-tape over his yap by that point. So she took some tape, too, and they passed notes like nice, quiet kids. Romeo waited for Doji at J. GOB, where they declared their love for one another in song-- Whoa. Uh. Way to go, you two? Yo, Jenny! My bro Romeo's in loooooove.
Jenny: That's nice? But he was just being emo half a broadcast ago. Mel had a musical number in the graveyard, and Robin the frog child sang that it's not easy being green. Xander sang odes to his frog, who is stuffed--I think the felt one might be, too, actually--then duct taped his mouth shut. Very wise man. Tinker Bell did not sing in the park. Cable sipped beer in his apartment, then burst into song. I hope it was an ode to beer. Deadpool sang while making dinner, then danced with a silent Arashi. What was going on with Mohinder? You guessed it, more singing. Robin, the one who's not a frog, had Fraser over and they sang at each other, and Gaspode went for a walk and sang. People are going to get hoarse if this keeps up.
Reno: I'm gettin' there already, dammit. Donut was singing at Caritas. In a stunning change of pace, and all. At the clinic, Dr. Troy took the day shift, and Wyatt took the night shift. Doctor Troy, Troy, Calling Doctor Troy! Doctor Troy, Doctor Troy, Wake up now! Ah-yippie-yi-yu- *thud* ... Whaddaya know? Hittin' yourself in th' head does work. Sokka made a stop by T&C to check out the Squishies, yo. And Billy stopped by Book Haven to sing at Lana. *Shuffles notes* And that's... it. No more singin'. I mean notes. About singin'.
Jenny: ...Reno?
*the music swells*
Reno: ... This is my fault, ain't it?
*The music swells more*
Jenny: Forget herpes, I hope you die in a fire.
*deep breath*
Iiiiiiiiiiii am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
Reno: *Deep breath*
'M very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical!
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorum I'm teeming with a lot of news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
*Squirrel chittering joins in to add their own chirpy verse or three*
Jenny: I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
--oh, that's not even a word--
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General--and, and I'm a colonel!
Reno: ... And I'm a freakin' Turk. Can we just say good night to Fandom before we start singin' about weeds with our brave soldiers, yo?
*the music changes*
Jenny: I hate you. I just want you to know that before I start inviting you to fall on me, tell me everything you want me to be.
*violent smashing sounds*
*Dead air*
Jenny: If any of you attempt to blackmail me with whatever comes out of my mouth, I know where you live.
I knooooow where you liiiiiive--good God no. *glug glug*
Reno: I'm not gonna sing. I'm not. Except every now and then--
Every now and then I get a little bit musical and then you'll hear the sound of my voiiiice--Hate. HATE. *glug glug glug*
Jenny: This is officially the worst day ever. I would just like to point that out.
Reno: It's up there. Maybe if we juuuuuust get this partay started~ .... We can get it over with faster, yo.
Jenny: Yes, let's just get it over with. Before I sing again.
The Schoooool Is Aliiiiive...With the Sound of Music
Reno: I'm gonna just spit this all out as fast as I can. Maybe that'll be safe, yo. *Deeeeep breath* Startin' with cooking class, which took their three-course midterm. Everyone took it, but nobody sang, and good on 'em. They presented their meals to Lulu. And Liir was there with a bunny in his pocket. Not to be confused with a fallin' star bein' saved for a rainy day. He gave Lulu an orange. Liir, not the bunny. Or the star. Spycraft got away with watchin' Mythbusters because Aly couldn't stop singing, yo. Students listened to the lecture and stared before they started the movie. The TAs refused to sing, but Aly was doin' so under her breath. *inhale* .... *glug* Okay. 'M good.
Jenny: Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day--I hope you get herpes, Reno. In Interactive Religion, Biff sang about the midterm, and then the students put things in boxes. The horse could not sing...well, that makes one thing on this island. But Biff could sing. It does not say if he sang well. Computer class seems to have been refreshingly free of song. They learned about the history of the internet, and there was lecturing, apparently not in song. Then there was an assignment and a teacher. How lovely and novel. Anemone opened the library, and Robin the frog-child sang at her about his break. Of course.
Reno: Kerrigan's got herself some office hours, and she and River have a conversation in song. Which doesn't surprise me one bit, yo. River stops by Anakin's office hours to sing at him, too, but he doesn't sing back. John Sheppard stops by, and has better luck gettin' Anakin to sing... which horrifies them both. There a support group for this? There should be a support group for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis- *GLUG* .... *deep breath* Anakin gets a call from Rory, and he sings at her, too. Nice. Glitch has office hours, and he and Liir write at one another to keep from singing. And then Adah stops by to introduce Glitch to Bob the bunny. Hellooooo Dolly! JUST TAKE THE NOTES. *glugglugglug*
Jenny: Ghanima had office hours, where she hummed and looked at photos--Meeeeemoryyyyy, all alone in the moonlight--*smack* Slapping yourself in the face stops the singing. Good to know. Barney also sang during his office hours, where he and Sokka conversed through song.
Our Dorms, in the Middle of Our Street
Jenny: In the early morning, Karal, who is a horse, grazed on the lawn with Altra. Er, Altra did not graze. Jeff and Nana happened by, and "So Long and Thanks For All the Fish" was sung.
*a tense silence*
Jenny: Oh good. And Jeff got hit in the head with a fish. Of course. In the fifth floor common room, later in the morning, Sokka burst out in song celebrating...his chinchilla. Sky, who is a 'sparkleball,' came along and introduced himself to Sokka, who insisted there was no singing. Liar. The squirrels never lie. Except for when they do. Up on the roof, Ino sang about being popular. Liir flew up with a bunny strapped to his chest and assured her he would ignore the singing...and not stab her? RIGHT THEN. Cassandra climbed up to the roof, and did not sing. Good for her.
Reno: It's a big accomplishment, when you think about it, yo. On the roof in the evening, Sokka kept burstin' into power ballads. Go, go Power Ballads! ... In the third floor common room, Liir was experimenting with spiced chocolate, and I smell sex and cannnday, yeah- and brownies, while Andrew guarded his things, yo. Cimorene came in and kept bursting into song. Freaking shock. In the fourth floor common room, Sparkleball!Sky-- I get to taunt him more for that than for bein' a banana, right? -- was bein' his own glowy light show as he sang, yo. Adam stopped by to see who was singin', and he ended up singing, he's just singing along, and he's singing his... singing song! He's just singing along! Kill me.
Jenny: Only if you'll kill me first. Even if I say it'll be alright, still I hear you say you want to end your life-- I don't even know that song, come off it. Ron sang and decided this place has made him mental, which is not exactly a first. Reno sang about a girl. Tell us more, co-host.
Reno: It was the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole worrrld-- I hate you. Shut up.
Jenny: I'm only trying to report the news in a full and accurate manner. *sniff* Fine then. Ferris sang his own entrance, and Liir sang to bunny Andrew, then decided to be quiet now. Very wise, Liir. Unfortunately I have to be talky. Romeo emoed through song, then made a phone call, down at the beach. Adah hummed, and River sang and gave her a bunny. Bunnies seem to be everywhere today. Adah and Cassandra communicated through gesture and facial expression, which...actually doesn't sound like as much fun as communicating through song. Huh. Lee asked Adah about her trip home, and she told him about how she keeps wanting to sing. Wait, does that mean she brought this...singing virus back with her? GET HER! WE HAVE PATIENT ZERO! I mean. Someone should look into that.
Reno: I'd be on it, but I gotta try to retain my dignity here, first, yo. Amber didn't seem half as concerned about her dignity as she tried to run away from the song in her head, yo. Ooooooh, she's a little runaway-- Claire got a call from home, so she had to leave. So long, farewell, auf weidersehen adieu! Annette sang while writin' in her journal, and Billy asked her about spring break, yo. Teddy and Chad... turned a duet into foreplay. *wary silence* .... Good. I'm not singin' about their good times, yo. Somethin' wrong about that, right there. Isabel told Anders to go with the singing, so he did. Which turned into them singing about baseball. Take me out to the balllll game! Take me out to the crooooowd- Ugh. *chug*
Jenny: Zuko and Katara communicated through song and tonsil hockey. And then she freaked out and fled. I'm sure he wasn't that bad...oh! Then Reno and Rikku sang and danced on the way back from class. That's so cute.
Reno: Could'a been. Kinda... went weird. *chug* Right. So. Movin' right along. Liir brought Michael brownies and told him he talked to Glitch. Michael greeted Ino with duct tape, which I'd borrow but then the squirrels would kill me. They're evil little things, yo. Hoshi sang to her dog, and Naomi sang while studying. And dammit, it wasn't cute, Jenny. It wasn't. I don't do freakin' cute and. I need more rum. *glug*
Jenny: You can say you don't do cute all you want to, but I have seen Midnighter and Apollo do cute, and trust me, if they can be adorable anybody can. But anyway. Andros sang after a phone call, and Namine sang on the roof, where Sora checked up on her. Namine also asked Jamie how Mexico was, and DOOM sang his own praises--doom doom doom doom doom--
Reno: Doomy doom dooom doooooooom doomy-- Right.
Town, Where The Streets Have No Name
Reno: Ugh. Okay. Jeff was humming at the hotel today, and then Mary stopped by to tell him that she was pickin' up a weddin' cake. This had to be celebrated with- gooooin' to the chapel and we're... gonnna get maaaaarried- singing. Of course. Gabriel asked why he fell to this place in church. Where I come from, you gotta watch out when you're walkin' overtop a church, yo. Apu wasn't pleased that Sulley had an earworm at T&C and nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll go eat worms! Long, thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy bitsy fuzzy Mezcal worms! ... *chugs*
Jenny: Oh, Mezcal, don't even talk to me about Mezcal. Liz was emo at the post office, but Lana sang happily at the bookstore. Johnny Storm sang country at the Perk, where Robin the frog came in for a mocha. Melody was happy to be back in Fandom, and GMB sang about the banana man at the banana stand--Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today. Deadpool had a training montage at the gym, and he and Nate sang, danced, and sparred. Adam opened Wonders of the World and Ed was at Wellspring Arms. Aly wandered through the streets singing, and she and Deadpool did a song and dance number about not breaking one another's hearts. Ronan--hi, Irish--Ronan burst into song at Pizza Planet, and Cimorene was mightily displeased to find she and Ronan share a song. Troy and a big ball of light sang along with the karaoke machine.
Reno: Jen was singing at a secluded cove, where she found out that Bridge was a little green ball of light. You... light up my liiiiife... Michael sang at Luke's askin' people to be his guest, yo. I don't know no Lumiere, but the squirrel insists that he's probably real damn unhappy about someone stealin' his schtick, yo. Isabel brought the schtick-stealin' guy a present, but he had duct-tape over his yap by that point. So she took some tape, too, and they passed notes like nice, quiet kids. Romeo waited for Doji at J. GOB, where they declared their love for one another in song-- Whoa. Uh. Way to go, you two? Yo, Jenny! My bro Romeo's in loooooove.
Jenny: That's nice? But he was just being emo half a broadcast ago. Mel had a musical number in the graveyard, and Robin the frog child sang that it's not easy being green. Xander sang odes to his frog, who is stuffed--I think the felt one might be, too, actually--then duct taped his mouth shut. Very wise man. Tinker Bell did not sing in the park. Cable sipped beer in his apartment, then burst into song. I hope it was an ode to beer. Deadpool sang while making dinner, then danced with a silent Arashi. What was going on with Mohinder? You guessed it, more singing. Robin, the one who's not a frog, had Fraser over and they sang at each other, and Gaspode went for a walk and sang. People are going to get hoarse if this keeps up.
Reno: I'm gettin' there already, dammit. Donut was singing at Caritas. In a stunning change of pace, and all. At the clinic, Dr. Troy took the day shift, and Wyatt took the night shift. Doctor Troy, Troy, Calling Doctor Troy! Doctor Troy, Doctor Troy, Wake up now! Ah-yippie-yi-yu- *thud* ... Whaddaya know? Hittin' yourself in th' head does work. Sokka made a stop by T&C to check out the Squishies, yo. And Billy stopped by Book Haven to sing at Lana. *Shuffles notes* And that's... it. No more singin'. I mean notes. About singin'.
Jenny: ...Reno?
*the music swells*
Reno: ... This is my fault, ain't it?
*The music swells more*
Jenny: Forget herpes, I hope you die in a fire.
*deep breath*
Iiiiiiiiiiii am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
Reno: *Deep breath*
'M very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical!
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorum I'm teeming with a lot of news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse!
*Squirrel chittering joins in to add their own chirpy verse or three*
Jenny: I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
--oh, that's not even a word--
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General--and, and I'm a colonel!
Reno: ... And I'm a freakin' Turk. Can we just say good night to Fandom before we start singin' about weeds with our brave soldiers, yo?
*the music changes*
Jenny: I hate you. I just want you to know that before I start inviting you to fall on me, tell me everything you want me to be.
*violent smashing sounds*
*Dead air*
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Then Reno got to a particular part about town.
"I did NOT!" she fumed, stomping over to the window to see if she could spot any squirrels. Manifesting her Craft right now would be awesome. Especially some pyrokinesis, or telekinesis, or something that will let her flay squirrels. And possibly Reno, because he should know better than to believe that kind of crap, let alone report on it. Information like that. From drunken squirrels. Unreliable much?
"I did not." Clearly, this was all Romeo's fault.
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Sokka was listening VERY CAREFULLY to radio tonight, in order to figure out exactly what Mel might have heard about his little song-and-dance number on the roof. And his visit to Barney's office.
Which meant he COULDN'T throw the radio against the wall when Jenny reported on Zuko and Katara. "TONSIL HOCKEY?!??!?"