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Fandom Radio, July 5
JAYE: Hi. This is Jaye. I'm going to say stuff now.
AERYN: No, she's not.
JAYE: You're not the boss of me!
AERYN: She's had a little bit to drink.
JAYE: Teensy bit. You shouldn't pull your hair back like that, Aeryn, it makes you look scary.
HERMIONE: Remind me why we're letting her on the air like this? She keeps making faces at you.
AERYN: I'm aware. I'll hit her when she's sober enough to feel it.
Living Conditions
AERYN: We're going to do this out of order, because these notes are all over.
HERMIONE: I can get them organized-
AERYN: The sooner we get through this, the better.
HERMIONE: ...Good point. All right, Pippi checked on Pip in the fifth floor common room, and in the first floor lobby, Connor and Marie went to the record store.
JAYE: You said Conner wrong.
HERMIONE: I did not.
JAYE: You said it with an O, I heard it. Ow.
AERYN: I didn't hit you yet!
JAYE: I like saying 'ow.' Lemme read, it's my broadcast.
HERMIONE: Can you read?
JAYE: Kawalsky- see, I can read, sent E-mail, and Nadia asked Pippi about... raftiness, which I don't think is a word, and then River freaked out because Pippi was broody. Sweetie, you have not begun to see broodiness.
HERMIONE: At least she isn't seeing double yet.
AERYN: She may just be used to it. Alphonse woke Sakurazaki, and then Joxer got lost on the way to his room-
JAYE: How long have we been here? How does 415 equal my room now? What the hell.
HERMIONE: Suddenly her state makes more sense... Willow is sad, so Seras and Bel came by to see her. Oh, I hope you feel better, Willow.
AERYN: Tyler was in the gym this morning, and River asks for assistance in building a raft.
JAYE: This also says you talked about enrolling Jello dragons here at school.
HERMIONE: That can't be right.
AERYN: I don't plan on these conversations, it just happens.
HERMIONE: Moving on. Nadia read on the roof, where she, Pippi, Pip and Seras compared notes on being a boy. Did I read that correctly?
AERYN: You did.
HERMIONE: Am I drunk?
JAYE: Welcome to Fandom, Hermaphro... Herm... Girlie. Nadia helped Cally work on her snake on the roof-
HERMIONE: That says... All right, that says Viper. Are there usually snakes on the roof?
AERYN: It's a ship.
JAYE: Are there snakes on the ship? There should be.
AERYN: Shut up. And Cally caught up with Pippi, and if you make a joke, Jaye, so help me...
HERMIONE: Jaye, don't stick your tongue out at her.
JAYE: You're not the boss of me, either.
HERMIONE: Honestly. In the third floor common room, Dawn read. I have to say, this much reading is really very encouraging. She and Molly talked about the party and workshops-
JAYE: I bowl better than them.
HERMIONE: -and Piper blackmailed Bel into taking her workshop. That's not very nice.
JAYE: I just want to know what the blackmail is.
AERYN: Should I look for a gag?
HERMIONE: Please.
JAYE: Not dirty.
AERYN: ...
HERMIONE: ... Dawn talked to Bel, and she and, um, Cute Sam both met Piper.
JAYE: You can call him Cute Sam. He blushes. It's cute. He also- gimme the notes- he talked with Dawn about volleyball and singing at Caritas, which oh my god, we should totally do!
AERYN: I'm going to knock her out.
HERMIONE: Not on the air. Give me... *paper rustling* Dawn also talked about volleyball with Bridge- why is there a Y written on the end of that name, Jaye? Molly and Bridge discussed workshops, and Alec wandered in-
JAYE: Hi, Alec! Think he said anything about me?
AERYN: No.
HERMIONE: *sighs* As did Tyler, Peter Parker
JAYE: *singing* King Dork, he's a dork, he looks like Bjork, I'd like to hit him with a fork, or a spork... *muffled singing*
AERYN: Ow! She frelling bit me!
HERMIONE: *sighs again* Callisto, Xander and Jamie were all in there. There, we're done with those notes.
JAYE: Get me a cookie. Ow!
AERYN: That time I hit her.
Education
HERMIONE: All right, I finally found these. In Computer class, the students pretended to stalk each other in chat rooms- I'm not quite sure what those are- and received lab coats as a gift. That's very nice.
JAYE: Cash is better.
HERMIONE: How to Be an Entertainer performed with puppets. River's attacked Jamie's. I wonder if it was the same puppet from his show.
AERYN: There was a show?
HERMIONE: It was very entertaining.
JAYE: My turn, you're boring. Astrononomony learned about the Zodiac, and Kaylee and Gwynn are going to miss the class- it's summer, people!- and Rory told Molly about her weetiny baby brother. Yay Lorelai and Luke and Rory and kid whose name I don't know and okay, the baby didn't exactly do anything, but!
AERYN: I think she means congratulations. Photography developed their photos and put some on display. Bel, Cameron and Nadia all spoke with Veronica. And Kawalsky had lunch.
JAYE: You suck at this.
HERMIONE: *quickly* And Karate found out what their spirit animal is Aeryn don't kill her.
AERYN: I won't.
HERMIONE: I think you being calm worries me more. Jaye, don't make faces at her. Behave- Oh, a light's flashing. Who did what?
JAYE: It means you have a call. Push the buttonFrank.
HERMIONE: Um, hello?
JOEL: Hi, this is Joel, longtime listener, first time caller. Can you tell the drunk girl to enunciate?
JAYE: BITE ME. Open the theater!
JOEL: Make me!
JAYE: Don't make me come down there.
AERYN: *laughs and laughs*
JOEL: *hangs up*
HERMIONE: Well, that was...
AERYN: Random. In the library, Nadia and Rory talked about Walter's mission, and Rory got a delivery.
Out and About
AERYN: I think this is it.
HERMIONE: Thank God.
AERYN: Tommy and Natalie opened the clinic, Pippi went to Cafe Fina to pick up a picnic lunch, and Nadia stopped in later to ask Alfred about Walter's trip.
HERMIONE: Jarod received a phone call at Caritas, Sparky Repairs, Luke's, All and Sundries and Aereopagitica were all open-
JAYE: What was that?
HERMIONE: What was what?
JAYE: The word. Beginning with that letter.
HERMIONE: Aereopagitica?
JAYE: Yeah!
HERMIONE: That's the name of the store, but apparently I midjudged your ability to read.
JAYE: *mocking* Misjudged your ability to read, nyah.
AERYN: *muttered cursing* Conner and Marie went to Empire Records, and Pippi, River and Tyler went to the junkyard. There, we're done.
HERMIONE: That's a relief.
JAYE: You both suck.
*sound of something hitting the floor*
HERMIONE: Did you hit her?
AERYN: No, she just fell over. Let's head back.
HERMIONE: We can't just leave her!
AERYN: Yes, we can.
HERMIONE: No, we... Oh, for heaven's sake.
*radio clicks off in the middle of squabbling*
AERYN: No, she's not.
JAYE: You're not the boss of me!
AERYN: She's had a little bit to drink.
JAYE: Teensy bit. You shouldn't pull your hair back like that, Aeryn, it makes you look scary.
HERMIONE: Remind me why we're letting her on the air like this? She keeps making faces at you.
AERYN: I'm aware. I'll hit her when she's sober enough to feel it.
Living Conditions
AERYN: We're going to do this out of order, because these notes are all over.
HERMIONE: I can get them organized-
AERYN: The sooner we get through this, the better.
HERMIONE: ...Good point. All right, Pippi checked on Pip in the fifth floor common room, and in the first floor lobby, Connor and Marie went to the record store.
JAYE: You said Conner wrong.
HERMIONE: I did not.
JAYE: You said it with an O, I heard it. Ow.
AERYN: I didn't hit you yet!
JAYE: I like saying 'ow.' Lemme read, it's my broadcast.
HERMIONE: Can you read?
JAYE: Kawalsky- see, I can read, sent E-mail, and Nadia asked Pippi about... raftiness, which I don't think is a word, and then River freaked out because Pippi was broody. Sweetie, you have not begun to see broodiness.
HERMIONE: At least she isn't seeing double yet.
AERYN: She may just be used to it. Alphonse woke Sakurazaki, and then Joxer got lost on the way to his room-
JAYE: How long have we been here? How does 415 equal my room now? What the hell.
HERMIONE: Suddenly her state makes more sense... Willow is sad, so Seras and Bel came by to see her. Oh, I hope you feel better, Willow.
AERYN: Tyler was in the gym this morning, and River asks for assistance in building a raft.
JAYE: This also says you talked about enrolling Jello dragons here at school.
HERMIONE: That can't be right.
AERYN: I don't plan on these conversations, it just happens.
HERMIONE: Moving on. Nadia read on the roof, where she, Pippi, Pip and Seras compared notes on being a boy. Did I read that correctly?
AERYN: You did.
HERMIONE: Am I drunk?
JAYE: Welcome to Fandom, Hermaphro... Herm... Girlie. Nadia helped Cally work on her snake on the roof-
HERMIONE: That says... All right, that says Viper. Are there usually snakes on the roof?
AERYN: It's a ship.
JAYE: Are there snakes on the ship? There should be.
AERYN: Shut up. And Cally caught up with Pippi, and if you make a joke, Jaye, so help me...
HERMIONE: Jaye, don't stick your tongue out at her.
JAYE: You're not the boss of me, either.
HERMIONE: Honestly. In the third floor common room, Dawn read. I have to say, this much reading is really very encouraging. She and Molly talked about the party and workshops-
JAYE: I bowl better than them.
HERMIONE: -and Piper blackmailed Bel into taking her workshop. That's not very nice.
JAYE: I just want to know what the blackmail is.
AERYN: Should I look for a gag?
HERMIONE: Please.
JAYE: Not dirty.
AERYN: ...
HERMIONE: ... Dawn talked to Bel, and she and, um, Cute Sam both met Piper.
JAYE: You can call him Cute Sam. He blushes. It's cute. He also- gimme the notes- he talked with Dawn about volleyball and singing at Caritas, which oh my god, we should totally do!
AERYN: I'm going to knock her out.
HERMIONE: Not on the air. Give me... *paper rustling* Dawn also talked about volleyball with Bridge- why is there a Y written on the end of that name, Jaye? Molly and Bridge discussed workshops, and Alec wandered in-
JAYE: Hi, Alec! Think he said anything about me?
AERYN: No.
HERMIONE: *sighs* As did Tyler, Peter Parker
JAYE: *singing* King Dork, he's a dork, he looks like Bjork, I'd like to hit him with a fork, or a spork... *muffled singing*
AERYN: Ow! She frelling bit me!
HERMIONE: *sighs again* Callisto, Xander and Jamie were all in there. There, we're done with those notes.
JAYE: Get me a cookie. Ow!
AERYN: That time I hit her.
Education
HERMIONE: All right, I finally found these. In Computer class, the students pretended to stalk each other in chat rooms- I'm not quite sure what those are- and received lab coats as a gift. That's very nice.
JAYE: Cash is better.
HERMIONE: How to Be an Entertainer performed with puppets. River's attacked Jamie's. I wonder if it was the same puppet from his show.
AERYN: There was a show?
HERMIONE: It was very entertaining.
JAYE: My turn, you're boring. Astrononomony learned about the Zodiac, and Kaylee and Gwynn are going to miss the class- it's summer, people!- and Rory told Molly about her weetiny baby brother. Yay Lorelai and Luke and Rory and kid whose name I don't know and okay, the baby didn't exactly do anything, but!
AERYN: I think she means congratulations. Photography developed their photos and put some on display. Bel, Cameron and Nadia all spoke with Veronica. And Kawalsky had lunch.
JAYE: You suck at this.
HERMIONE: *quickly* And Karate found out what their spirit animal is Aeryn don't kill her.
AERYN: I won't.
HERMIONE: I think you being calm worries me more. Jaye, don't make faces at her. Behave- Oh, a light's flashing. Who did what?
JAYE: It means you have a call. Push the button
HERMIONE: Um, hello?
JOEL: Hi, this is Joel, longtime listener, first time caller. Can you tell the drunk girl to enunciate?
JAYE: BITE ME. Open the theater!
JOEL: Make me!
JAYE: Don't make me come down there.
AERYN: *laughs and laughs*
JOEL: *hangs up*
HERMIONE: Well, that was...
AERYN: Random. In the library, Nadia and Rory talked about Walter's mission, and Rory got a delivery.
Out and About
AERYN: I think this is it.
HERMIONE: Thank God.
AERYN: Tommy and Natalie opened the clinic, Pippi went to Cafe Fina to pick up a picnic lunch, and Nadia stopped in later to ask Alfred about Walter's trip.
HERMIONE: Jarod received a phone call at Caritas, Sparky Repairs, Luke's, All and Sundries and Aereopagitica were all open-
JAYE: What was that?
HERMIONE: What was what?
JAYE: The word. Beginning with that letter.
HERMIONE: Aereopagitica?
JAYE: Yeah!
HERMIONE: That's the name of the store, but apparently I midjudged your ability to read.
JAYE: *mocking* Misjudged your ability to read, nyah.
AERYN: *muttered cursing* Conner and Marie went to Empire Records, and Pippi, River and Tyler went to the junkyard. There, we're done.
HERMIONE: That's a relief.
JAYE: You both suck.
*sound of something hitting the floor*
HERMIONE: Did you hit her?
AERYN: No, she just fell over. Let's head back.
HERMIONE: We can't just leave her!
AERYN: Yes, we can.
HERMIONE: No, we... Oh, for heaven's sake.
*radio clicks off in the middle of squabbling*
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[ooc: Hee! Joel calling in was my fav bit]
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