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fandom_radio2006-03-29 10:00 pm
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Fandom Radio, March 29
Jaye: Hi, this is Jaye, bringing you your USDA recommended daily allowance-
Aeryn: Hi.
Jaye: OMGWTF.
Aeryn: Well, we've spent so much time together lately, I figured I should watch you at work.
Jaye: No.
*long pause*
Jaye: Security!
*long pause*
Jaye: Fine, so I do the broadcast with Daffy.
Aeryn: No, you're the duck.
Jaye: You are.
Edumacation
Jaye: In Shop class they flung pumpkins. And while I like vising classes I'm not actually in- hi, Molly- I might have to check out that one. Don't steal my schtick.
Aeryn: Why would anyone want to steal anything from you? What do I do, just read this?
Jaye: Duh.
*sound of a hand clapping against the back of a head*
Jaye: OW! Did you hear that, audience?
Aeryn: They heard nothing. Forensics had their final very early. I hope they had time to prepare. And Anthropology talks about a word I don't know.
Jaye: Shock. Advanced Journalism blah blah John was a pangolin.
Aeryn: I don't know what that is.
Jaye: I have pictures. You don't get to see them.
Aeryn: That's why there's Rory. Whose name, by the way, is Rory. Use the name, and not unpleasant nicknames. Seriously. Journalism 101/201-
Jaye: Not-Advanced Journalism.
Aeryn: Shut up. They talked about writing styles while Journalistic Integrity talks about articles they researched last week. US Government talks about the Supreme Court, and US History plays something called the Your-gone Trail.
Jaye: Oregon.
Aeryn: That's what I said.
Jaye: She's not from around here, folks. Magical Theory goes over a handout, Celtic Studies covers something called the Fenion Cycle or something, Speech makes webpages, and Self Defense Class Not Club works with weapons they like.
Aeryn: Much easier than ones you don't. Math classes does math problems. And Cultivation and Gardening- hi, Zhaan- talks about the language of plants.
Jaye: Principal Washburn, Dean Zordon, and Professor Lyman all held office hours, but no one visited. Maybe they were all beseiged by crayons.
And the clinic is quiet, except Victor got a Band-Aid and we call it news.
Aeryn: In the library, Peter visits Zero, and Angel looks into newspapers across dimensions. I wonder if they have girlkissy polls, too.
Jaye: Should have seen that coming.
Aeryn: Heh. In the cafeteria, Blair and Ivanova talk about some kind of fertility symbol, which... How old are you? Fertility symbols? And Cally is campaigning to win the girlkissy poll, apparently. Please do. I don't want to win.
Jaye: *cracking up* Seriously? Who'd they pair you with?
Aeryn: Callisto.
Jaye: *still laughing*
Aeryn: And you.
Jaye: *not laughing anymore* OMGWTF WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
Aeryn: Agreed.
Jaye: I hate you all. Hate you, Fandom.
Aeryn: In the TA lounge, Callisto tells Veronica about Professor Skeeter, and Professor, I'm wondering if we should have a talk. The last few broadcasts have concerned me. And Cameron and Callisto talk about girlkissy. Of course they do.
Jaye: Cam, don't get ANY ideas.
Aeryn: ...
Jaye: Don't look at me like that.
Living Conditions
Jaye: On the roof, Bel and Ivanova talk about witchy romances. Which is romance with witches. And stuff. And Victor apologizes to Bel.
Aeryn: And then there was a tea party in the fifth floor.
Jaye: Which I was totally invited to. Take that, Princess Folder Helmet.
Aeryn: Shut up.
Jaye: She wore a folder on her head, audience!
Aeryn: She talks to her purse. Who are you going to believe?
Jaye: Bitch. Anyway. It says that Blair wore his frilly pink hat with pride, and if you can still do that after it's reported on the radio, more power to ya, Blair. Veronica and Cally discuss restraints- kinky- the girlkissy yeah yeah. I hate this poll. VOTE AERYN/CALLISTO.
Aeryn: I hate you. You're dead after this.
Jaye: But first, more radio yay. Lots of radio. Logan and Bel and Xander all wore hats, and Veronica? Can I get pictures? AndFurrball and Faithful got into a catfight. Hm. Bet that's the next poll. Again, vote Aeryn/Callisto.
Aeryn: So dead. It'll be painful, too. And oh, look, if I'm reading this right, you got detention. For being in the boys' bathroom. What were you doing in there?
Jaye: *muttering* Taking pictures. NOT DIRTY.
Aeryn: Of course not. Veronica and Nadia bake, and Blair helps Victor meditate. So much easier to hit things. Like Jaye.
Jaye: Oh my god, stop it, you psycho freak. Piper goes to see Paige, and Sam goes to see you. What'd you talk about? *smacking sound* OW! GOD DAMMIT.
Aeryn: Anders and Cally also discuss the girlkissy, and... yes. Anyway, Tonks and Ivanova are having some issues while packing goes on-
Jaye: And over in 209 Not-Crunch and Bitch Who Beat Up My Date-
Aeryn: How did you ever get a date?
Jaye: Shut up.
*pause*
Aeryn: Wait, I beat him up...?
*long pause*
Jaye: What, you didn't know?
Aeryn: ...No.
Jaye: How did you not know?
*long pause*
Jaye: Anyway-
Aeryn: Cameron, you and I are going to have a Talk.
*another long pause*
Jaye: Um. Oops. Anyway.
Out and About
Aeryn: The clinic is empty again. Though apparently this Tommy person was talking to himself.
Jaye: HA! At Cafe Fina, Walter and Victor both eat and talk to Alfred, and at Giles' shop, Lana's busy studying for her Forensics final. Lana. Sweetie. We were doing so well.
Aeryn: What, she just wants to do well. Leave her alone. Cameron who I will be seeing in the gym tomorrow, yes, stops at Stuff for Sale, then has lunch with Molly at Luke's.
Jaye: All and Sundries gets some of that thing called business today, with Nadia stopping in and talking more with the robot dog than with Edmund, and Victor looking for gift cards, and Parker going for dominos. Not the pizza. I think. And Orlin or Camulus or whoever stops in at the Arms Hotel.
Aeryn: At Caritas, Parker and Jarod, who I might have to meet sometime, talk about baseball and bases. I don't know why "cough" is written here.
Jaye: Heh. Marty tells Parker he thinks Professor Dream is out to get him, but he also thinks I'm dating a film genre, so whatever. And Isabel tells Parker about her nightmare in detention last week. I hate when that happens. You fall asleep in class and you wake up all jerky-
Aeryn: Jaye, shut up.
Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else ZOMG CRAYON
Aeryn: In the announcements Dean Zordon mentioned a crayon that was going around trying to grade the students. And teachers. Because Dean Harrington and Professor Grissom both had issues.
Jaye: Woe. Kiki ended up in the girl's bathroom crying after an F, and by the way, you notice Krycek was just trying to wash it off when I was in there.
Aeryn: If you say so. Nadia gets a C+, Zero gets an A for Effort, as do Pippi and Phoebe.
Jaye: Victor apparently has some things to work on, Pip was covered in F's, Rory whines her way to an A. This really is like when they post the grade list outside the classroom where everyone can see it and you know you suck, huh?
Aeryn: Personally, I like Principal Washburn and Anakin's ways of dealing with it. And Isabel made it go bother a freshman. Though I also glared my way into a B+.
Jaye: Where's a pen?
Aeryn: What are you doing?
Jaye: I'm going to write "F" on your forehead. OW!
Aeryn: In another Fandom High... thing, Walter and Pippi play some hangman game. Seriously? That's a game here?
Jaye: My date- deal with it, Aeryn- got graded "Dork." No, I don't know. He's cute. Walter ends up with a bulls-eye, Callisto fights a losing battle and gets wroteinated on again, and Ivanova is Grade A Beef.
Aeryn: Do I want to know what that means?
Jaye: I'm not sure. Ask someone else.
Jaye: That's it for us. Thank god. I'll be back next week, without the Oblivious Folder Helmet Hitting Bitch.
Aeryn: Of course you will.
Jaye: OW! Someone tell me they heard that!
Aeryn: Hi.
Jaye: OMGWTF.
Aeryn: Well, we've spent so much time together lately, I figured I should watch you at work.
Jaye: No.
*long pause*
Jaye: Security!
*long pause*
Jaye: Fine, so I do the broadcast with Daffy.
Aeryn: No, you're the duck.
Jaye: You are.
Edumacation
Jaye: In Shop class they flung pumpkins. And while I like vising classes I'm not actually in- hi, Molly- I might have to check out that one. Don't steal my schtick.
Aeryn: Why would anyone want to steal anything from you? What do I do, just read this?
Jaye: Duh.
*sound of a hand clapping against the back of a head*
Jaye: OW! Did you hear that, audience?
Aeryn: They heard nothing. Forensics had their final very early. I hope they had time to prepare. And Anthropology talks about a word I don't know.
Jaye: Shock. Advanced Journalism blah blah John was a pangolin.
Aeryn: I don't know what that is.
Jaye: I have pictures. You don't get to see them.
Aeryn: That's why there's Rory. Whose name, by the way, is Rory. Use the name, and not unpleasant nicknames. Seriously. Journalism 101/201-
Jaye: Not-Advanced Journalism.
Aeryn: Shut up. They talked about writing styles while Journalistic Integrity talks about articles they researched last week. US Government talks about the Supreme Court, and US History plays something called the Your-gone Trail.
Jaye: Oregon.
Aeryn: That's what I said.
Jaye: She's not from around here, folks. Magical Theory goes over a handout, Celtic Studies covers something called the Fenion Cycle or something, Speech makes webpages, and Self Defense Class Not Club works with weapons they like.
Aeryn: Much easier than ones you don't. Math classes does math problems. And Cultivation and Gardening- hi, Zhaan- talks about the language of plants.
Jaye: Principal Washburn, Dean Zordon, and Professor Lyman all held office hours, but no one visited. Maybe they were all beseiged by crayons.
And the clinic is quiet, except Victor got a Band-Aid and we call it news.
Aeryn: In the library, Peter visits Zero, and Angel looks into newspapers across dimensions. I wonder if they have girlkissy polls, too.
Jaye: Should have seen that coming.
Aeryn: Heh. In the cafeteria, Blair and Ivanova talk about some kind of fertility symbol, which... How old are you? Fertility symbols? And Cally is campaigning to win the girlkissy poll, apparently. Please do. I don't want to win.
Jaye: *cracking up* Seriously? Who'd they pair you with?
Aeryn: Callisto.
Jaye: *still laughing*
Aeryn: And you.
Jaye: *not laughing anymore* OMGWTF WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
Aeryn: Agreed.
Jaye: I hate you all. Hate you, Fandom.
Aeryn: In the TA lounge, Callisto tells Veronica about Professor Skeeter, and Professor, I'm wondering if we should have a talk. The last few broadcasts have concerned me. And Cameron and Callisto talk about girlkissy. Of course they do.
Jaye: Cam, don't get ANY ideas.
Aeryn: ...
Jaye: Don't look at me like that.
Living Conditions
Jaye: On the roof, Bel and Ivanova talk about witchy romances. Which is romance with witches. And stuff. And Victor apologizes to Bel.
Aeryn: And then there was a tea party in the fifth floor.
Jaye: Which I was totally invited to. Take that, Princess Folder Helmet.
Aeryn: Shut up.
Jaye: She wore a folder on her head, audience!
Aeryn: She talks to her purse. Who are you going to believe?
Jaye: Bitch. Anyway. It says that Blair wore his frilly pink hat with pride, and if you can still do that after it's reported on the radio, more power to ya, Blair. Veronica and Cally discuss restraints- kinky- the girlkissy yeah yeah. I hate this poll. VOTE AERYN/CALLISTO.
Aeryn: I hate you. You're dead after this.
Jaye: But first, more radio yay. Lots of radio. Logan and Bel and Xander all wore hats, and Veronica? Can I get pictures? AndFurrball and Faithful got into a catfight. Hm. Bet that's the next poll. Again, vote Aeryn/Callisto.
Aeryn: So dead. It'll be painful, too. And oh, look, if I'm reading this right, you got detention. For being in the boys' bathroom. What were you doing in there?
Jaye: *muttering* Taking pictures. NOT DIRTY.
Aeryn: Of course not. Veronica and Nadia bake, and Blair helps Victor meditate. So much easier to hit things. Like Jaye.
Jaye: Oh my god, stop it, you psycho freak. Piper goes to see Paige, and Sam goes to see you. What'd you talk about? *smacking sound* OW! GOD DAMMIT.
Aeryn: Anders and Cally also discuss the girlkissy, and... yes. Anyway, Tonks and Ivanova are having some issues while packing goes on-
Jaye: And over in 209 Not-Crunch and Bitch Who Beat Up My Date-
Aeryn: How did you ever get a date?
Jaye: Shut up.
*pause*
Aeryn: Wait, I beat him up...?
*long pause*
Jaye: What, you didn't know?
Aeryn: ...No.
Jaye: How did you not know?
*long pause*
Jaye: Anyway-
Aeryn: Cameron, you and I are going to have a Talk.
*another long pause*
Jaye: Um. Oops. Anyway.
Out and About
Aeryn: The clinic is empty again. Though apparently this Tommy person was talking to himself.
Jaye: HA! At Cafe Fina, Walter and Victor both eat and talk to Alfred, and at Giles' shop, Lana's busy studying for her Forensics final. Lana. Sweetie. We were doing so well.
Aeryn: What, she just wants to do well. Leave her alone. Cameron who I will be seeing in the gym tomorrow, yes, stops at Stuff for Sale, then has lunch with Molly at Luke's.
Jaye: All and Sundries gets some of that thing called business today, with Nadia stopping in and talking more with the robot dog than with Edmund, and Victor looking for gift cards, and Parker going for dominos. Not the pizza. I think. And Orlin or Camulus or whoever stops in at the Arms Hotel.
Aeryn: At Caritas, Parker and Jarod, who I might have to meet sometime, talk about baseball and bases. I don't know why "cough" is written here.
Jaye: Heh. Marty tells Parker he thinks Professor Dream is out to get him, but he also thinks I'm dating a film genre, so whatever. And Isabel tells Parker about her nightmare in detention last week. I hate when that happens. You fall asleep in class and you wake up all jerky-
Aeryn: Jaye, shut up.
Aeryn: In the announcements Dean Zordon mentioned a crayon that was going around trying to grade the students. And teachers. Because Dean Harrington and Professor Grissom both had issues.
Jaye: Woe. Kiki ended up in the girl's bathroom crying after an F, and by the way, you notice Krycek was just trying to wash it off when I was in there.
Aeryn: If you say so. Nadia gets a C+, Zero gets an A for Effort, as do Pippi and Phoebe.
Jaye: Victor apparently has some things to work on, Pip was covered in F's, Rory whines her way to an A. This really is like when they post the grade list outside the classroom where everyone can see it and you know you suck, huh?
Aeryn: Personally, I like Principal Washburn and Anakin's ways of dealing with it. And Isabel made it go bother a freshman. Though I also glared my way into a B+.
Jaye: Where's a pen?
Aeryn: What are you doing?
Jaye: I'm going to write "F" on your forehead. OW!
Aeryn: In another Fandom High... thing, Walter and Pippi play some hangman game. Seriously? That's a game here?
Jaye: My date- deal with it, Aeryn- got graded "Dork." No, I don't know. He's cute. Walter ends up with a bulls-eye, Callisto fights a losing battle and gets wroteinated on again, and Ivanova is Grade A Beef.
Aeryn: Do I want to know what that means?
Jaye: I'm not sure. Ask someone else.
Jaye: That's it for us. Thank god. I'll be back next week, without the Oblivious Folder Helmet Hitting Bitch.
Aeryn: Of course you will.
Jaye: OW! Someone tell me they heard that!
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[ooc: I LOVE YOU AND YOUR INSANITY YAY. WE ARE ALL MAD HERE.]
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[ooc: omg love your MPD and hostility heee! ]
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Either way, he was having plenty of ideas.
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Aeryn'sbed upon hearing Aeryn on the radio.