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smartestone) wrote in fandom_radio2011-08-04 10:54 pm
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Fandom Radio- Friday, August 5
Good morning, everyone. This is Hermione Granger filling in at a radio station that I haven't seen in a very long time, and I think a deer just tried to eat me. I hope everyone's staying safe-
Oh, who am I kidding, this is Fandom. Half of you are already probably skiving off class to either help someone or fight something. I'll get through this as quickly as possible, be sure to listen for pertinent information you might need to know.
SCHOOL
Cupcake War Crimes, which I still can't believe is a class, got to either leave, or they could bake whatever they wanted. Sam LaCroix talked Toby into going to the clinic, which is a very good idea and you should do that, everyone who is sick, Freddie was nervous, so Stark assured him that he didn't have to stay, and Stark and Anders worried about what what's going on while pondering that they're responsible adults worrying about kids now. I completely understand that. Team Building for Dummies had a movie day because Oz was turning gray, and I do admire his dedication to coming in to teach, and Talking is a Free Action was just a note telling the students to go home.
There was also an assembly in the auditorium to talk over the situation and brainstorm possible solutions, with our administration present. People arrived, like Alistair, who came with his sword and got Thunder Materia from Reno, Belle and I checked up on each other, and Sookie asked Karla how Warren is doing. Apparently he could be better. After seeing how Bo is doing, Kenzi asked Karla if she could heal her, but I would think that if Karla could do that, she would be extremely busy right about now. Kate Daniels and Ramona both felt better for being armed, and let me take this moment to remind everyone to use your weapons responsibly.
*chittering*
Yes, I had to tell them. I'd be an irresponsible teacher if I didn't. Stephanie found out that Tony's feeling worse today, and Jack Sparrow didn't want to sit near him. Tony didn't want to sit by Jack, either, as Jack smells like a locker room. I doubt locker rooms have that much rum available.
I updated everyone on what we found out on Tuesday, and then we tried to figure out a solution. Karla said that magic and science are getting us nowhere and that we need more information, and it led to Deadpool pulling off his mask. He... has seen better days. I assume. I don't actually know what he looks like under the mask, to be honest. Jack Priest suggested interviewing people across the causeway, and no one is going to stab them, Deadpool. When Jason backed up that this started after the island moved and Stephanie said that perhaps we should talk to the people in town, Deadpool suggested cutting them-
...Have restraints been explored yet?
*chittering*
If you turned that into something filthy I will Transfigure you.
*silence*
Let's keep it that way. Honestly!
DORMS
Back at the dorms, Peter was sick and not getting out of bed. This didn't stop Karla from coming to mock him ab out not being a good leader and starting a fight. That is not helpful. Meanwhile, Kenzi stopped by with provisions to hide out after Scully... tried to take her blood for tests. And when Momoko came by after a bit of a transformation, Kenzi covered her in fire extinguisher foam. As you do.
Jacob was destroying his room, and Caroline tried to take care of him, which led to him turning into a werewolf and jumping out a window. That was not the response I would have expected. Quinn was trying to cover up her... new look with makeup, and she and Puck had to wonder if they're zombies. No. I am relatively sure you're not zombies. I still have books to go through. Momoko was... distressed about having a tail, and Warren decided that he wanted to fly out the window and hunt deer, which scared Karla when he came back all... bloody. First of all, these are some of the most disturbing notes I've read. Secondly- and this should go without saying- windows are not to be used as exits.
In the fifth floor common room, Sookie was making macaroni and cheese for everyone. She and Elphaba were both worried and discussed whether Karla could heal the land while Bobby and Sookie checked up on each other, and Miley was less concerned about what's going on and more about the food. I guess she hasn't been listening.
TOWN
The problem seems to be spreading in town, letting James investigate, and when Karla tried to do some magic at the preserve, she was attacked by what might have been a deer. It's hard to tell at this stage. Bo woke up at Mitchell's looking... different. She looks different. Tino had to work at Caritas while Chuck took the night off, Helen was dealing with scared horses at the Gig, and Anakin wasn't happy when Leia came by the trooper station and it turns out that they've both been infected.
Jack Priest was at Cabot and Associates asking anyone with information to stop by, so Karla came to tell him how Warren lost his wings and no one's been able to heal him. Fraser locked himself inside his apartment building, and Scully was doing blood research at the clinic. Considering some of what I've read before now, this worries me. And with good reason, as Raven consented to a blood sample and Scully promptly drank it. I really hope the squirrels are making some of this up.
*chittering*
They appear to be denying it. Karla checked in with Raven about Warren, Ronan checked if Scully normally looked like this... Really? You had to ask? Sam brought Toby in, but found that Scully was more interested in blood, such as when she tried to attack Sookie, or ate a... fly while talking to Karla. Please tell me she's not working there until this is solved.
There were a few workers who didn't want anyone's blood, such as Stark, who volunteered to help. Angelica tried to get help for her gray patches from Ronan, Anakin announced his new tail to Karla, and Raven wasn't able to heal Toby but he did assure her that he's not a vampire. I can see where there might be doubts.
That's all the notes I have. I advise not going out unless you have to, and making sure you're prepared if you do, and keep looking for solutions. Stay safe, everyone.
Oh, who am I kidding, this is Fandom. Half of you are already probably skiving off class to either help someone or fight something. I'll get through this as quickly as possible, be sure to listen for pertinent information you might need to know.
SCHOOL
Cupcake War Crimes, which I still can't believe is a class, got to either leave, or they could bake whatever they wanted. Sam LaCroix talked Toby into going to the clinic, which is a very good idea and you should do that, everyone who is sick, Freddie was nervous, so Stark assured him that he didn't have to stay, and Stark and Anders worried about what what's going on while pondering that they're responsible adults worrying about kids now. I completely understand that. Team Building for Dummies had a movie day because Oz was turning gray, and I do admire his dedication to coming in to teach, and Talking is a Free Action was just a note telling the students to go home.
There was also an assembly in the auditorium to talk over the situation and brainstorm possible solutions, with our administration present. People arrived, like Alistair, who came with his sword and got Thunder Materia from Reno, Belle and I checked up on each other, and Sookie asked Karla how Warren is doing. Apparently he could be better. After seeing how Bo is doing, Kenzi asked Karla if she could heal her, but I would think that if Karla could do that, she would be extremely busy right about now. Kate Daniels and Ramona both felt better for being armed, and let me take this moment to remind everyone to use your weapons responsibly.
*chittering*
Yes, I had to tell them. I'd be an irresponsible teacher if I didn't. Stephanie found out that Tony's feeling worse today, and Jack Sparrow didn't want to sit near him. Tony didn't want to sit by Jack, either, as Jack smells like a locker room. I doubt locker rooms have that much rum available.
I updated everyone on what we found out on Tuesday, and then we tried to figure out a solution. Karla said that magic and science are getting us nowhere and that we need more information, and it led to Deadpool pulling off his mask. He... has seen better days. I assume. I don't actually know what he looks like under the mask, to be honest. Jack Priest suggested interviewing people across the causeway, and no one is going to stab them, Deadpool. When Jason backed up that this started after the island moved and Stephanie said that perhaps we should talk to the people in town, Deadpool suggested cutting them-
...Have restraints been explored yet?
*chittering*
If you turned that into something filthy I will Transfigure you.
*silence*
Let's keep it that way. Honestly!
DORMS
Back at the dorms, Peter was sick and not getting out of bed. This didn't stop Karla from coming to mock him ab out not being a good leader and starting a fight. That is not helpful. Meanwhile, Kenzi stopped by with provisions to hide out after Scully... tried to take her blood for tests. And when Momoko came by after a bit of a transformation, Kenzi covered her in fire extinguisher foam. As you do.
Jacob was destroying his room, and Caroline tried to take care of him, which led to him turning into a werewolf and jumping out a window. That was not the response I would have expected. Quinn was trying to cover up her... new look with makeup, and she and Puck had to wonder if they're zombies. No. I am relatively sure you're not zombies. I still have books to go through. Momoko was... distressed about having a tail, and Warren decided that he wanted to fly out the window and hunt deer, which scared Karla when he came back all... bloody. First of all, these are some of the most disturbing notes I've read. Secondly- and this should go without saying- windows are not to be used as exits.
In the fifth floor common room, Sookie was making macaroni and cheese for everyone. She and Elphaba were both worried and discussed whether Karla could heal the land while Bobby and Sookie checked up on each other, and Miley was less concerned about what's going on and more about the food. I guess she hasn't been listening.
TOWN
The problem seems to be spreading in town, letting James investigate, and when Karla tried to do some magic at the preserve, she was attacked by what might have been a deer. It's hard to tell at this stage. Bo woke up at Mitchell's looking... different. She looks different. Tino had to work at Caritas while Chuck took the night off, Helen was dealing with scared horses at the Gig, and Anakin wasn't happy when Leia came by the trooper station and it turns out that they've both been infected.
Jack Priest was at Cabot and Associates asking anyone with information to stop by, so Karla came to tell him how Warren lost his wings and no one's been able to heal him. Fraser locked himself inside his apartment building, and Scully was doing blood research at the clinic. Considering some of what I've read before now, this worries me. And with good reason, as Raven consented to a blood sample and Scully promptly drank it. I really hope the squirrels are making some of this up.
*chittering*
They appear to be denying it. Karla checked in with Raven about Warren, Ronan checked if Scully normally looked like this... Really? You had to ask? Sam brought Toby in, but found that Scully was more interested in blood, such as when she tried to attack Sookie, or ate a... fly while talking to Karla. Please tell me she's not working there until this is solved.
There were a few workers who didn't want anyone's blood, such as Stark, who volunteered to help. Angelica tried to get help for her gray patches from Ronan, Anakin announced his new tail to Karla, and Raven wasn't able to heal Toby but he did assure her that he's not a vampire. I can see where there might be doubts.
That's all the notes I have. I advise not going out unless you have to, and making sure you're prepared if you do, and keep looking for solutions. Stay safe, everyone.