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Fandom Radio, July 19
JAYE: Hi. Just me. I have no schtick, really.
HERMIONE: Then why am I here?
JAYE: Because it's a light day.
HERMIONE: That's not a very good explanation.
JAYE: Look, it was you or the wooden dummy and I haven't found my Dave voice yet.
HERMIONE: Well, I'm glad to know I come second to a wooden puppet.
JAYE: I considered stealing Aeryn's sea monkeys, too.
HERMIONE: *sighs* ...Did you bring the dummy?
JAYE: Just in case you got boring.
Edumacation
JAYE: You can do this part because you're all smart and stuff.
HERMIONE: That doesn't mean I should have to do all of your work for you.
JAYE: Tough. Look, now you have the notes.
HERMIONE: ...I'm beginning to understand Rita Skeeter a bit, I think. Computers practiced hacking with a partner-
JAYE: Dirty?
HERMIONE: ...No. In Photography-
JAYE: Hi, V!
HERMIONE: If you're not going to let me do this, you can just have at it and I'll listen to you embarrass yourself from the confines of my cabin.
JAYE: I'll stop. Keep going.
HERMIONE: Anyway, in Photography, they were able to ask questions before going into the dark room-
JAYE: Dirty?
HERMIONE: Do you have Tourette's?
JAYE: That's offensive.
HERMIONE: No, I'm actually concerned for you, because I think you have a condition that is going untreated. They also brainstormed for their assignment. Not dirty.
JAYE: Of course not. There's nothing dirty about that.
HERMIONE: ...In Stealth and Deception-
JAYE: I used to watch that soap opera with our housekeeper.
HERMIONE: OH MY GOD, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP.
JAYE: It's my radio show.
HERMIONE: Then you do it!
JAYE: No. You have an accent.
HERMIONE: *groan* In that class that is not a soap opera, they worked on concealing objects on their person. Jaye, close your mouth.
JAYE: I was yawning.
HERMIONE: Jewelry talked about metals and connected jump rings, and the Kludge's Guide to the Universe discussed threat recognition. From all the notes it looks as if the students had fun. Good. School is fun.
JAYE: Psycho.
HERMIONE: Observational Astronomy discussed the Summer Triangle, and... that's all our classes?
JAYE: Don't look sad about that, it's summer.
HERMIONE: Not where I'm from!
JAYE: Too bad, so sad. Live with it, girlie.
Living Conditions
JAYE: Okay, so-
HERMIONE: Oh, so now you can do your job?
JAYE: Sure. This is stuff I actually care about. Veronica sent E-mail, and this is the best ever omg. Cam and Jack totally woke up together. And yet in a weird way, I'm also kind funny-feeling about that. Like I'm wondering if Archie was hanging out in Alec's alcove, you know? Anyway, Cam, glad to see you finally came around.
HERMIONE: But the notes say-
JAYE: I'm reading here. Go back to your corner. Cam was also a big dork and tried to be sneaky in Flamingo, and got yelled at by Callisto. And Bridge and Xander caused their roommates to be deaf. Wow, you guys were that loud? Dean, Sam, feel free to glue them to something. Intercabin unity and all. Don't look at me like that, I just want to share the love.
HERMIONE: I'm very glad I'm in the cabin I'm in. Pippi isn't feeling well. I hope you feel better soon. Gwynn isn't feeling well, either. I wonder if something isn't going around. Willow taught Peter Pevensie about sunscreen, which is a very good lesson to learn, I'd think, and Marie told Anakin she would be missing his workshop on Friday.
JAYE: Sak wrote E-mail-
HERMIONE: Her name's Sakurazaki.
JAYE: That's what I said, Sak.
HERMIONE: You could at least try. Take it from someone with a difficult name.
JAYE: I'm sure you have an easy time socially, Hermaphrodite. Alanna wrote a letter, and Piper was worried about Phoebe, who's sad about Nadia leaving. Okay, I can't snark on emo cuz that's a pretty good reason.
HERMIONE: Sam- that is, the boy Sam, judged Dean's photographs-
JAYE: I wanna see.
HERMIONE: You can't right now. We're on the air.
JAYE: Wtf, I thought you were smart. I just want to know what I'm getting into.
HERMIONE: You're so strange. At the Meerkat campfire, Dawn told Isabel about the weekend, and that her boyfriend has a death wish. That's... special. Dawn was "squealy" to see Dean-
JAYE: Say "squealy" again.
HERMIONE: No. Dean and Isabel compared weekends, and Tim came by. And, um, it seems that Isabel is having an affair with someone named Raoul.
JAYE: Go, Isabel!
HERMIONE: ...Honestly, Jaye.
JAYE: Hush, you. Isabel caught up with Cute Sam, and then he and Dean talked about classes. And Dawn was not happy that Sam told people she's crazy. Trust me, I am with you, sister.
HERMIONE: You talk to your purse, right?
JAYE: I do not, omg. Isabel promised Bel a Logan punching bag, so Cal? Remember this. English Peter welcomed Isabel back, and he and Dean talked about how frustrating the weekend was. It's fun if you make it fun, guys. Except for the whole creepy evil thing.
HERMIONE: Of course. Isabel told Peter Parker about her brother-
JAYE: King Dork. His name's King Dork.
HERMIONE: Really, Peter's very nice.
JAYE: King Dork. I'll sing the theme song.
HERMIONE: I do have my wand with me. Both Peters decided they had very good days, Bridge and Peter Parker talked about workshops, and Isabel told Bridge about her trip. And Alanna and Aeryn also showed up to talk.
JAYE: Princess Folder Helmet.
HERMIONE: In the gym, Blair and Tyler were supposed to fight, but Tyler canceled.
JAYE: Huh. Know what I just thought?
HERMIONE: No.
JAYE: I might have to start frequenting the gym just for sweaty boys hitting each other.
HERMIONE: Is there medication you can take? Earlier in the gym, Molly practiced cheers and Anakin came by to hit things. And at Stickbug, Jamie had drinks and an encyclopedia. Tyler came outside to talk, and Jamie showed Joxer his scars.
JAYE: No, no, Joxer is the weird guy next door. And also, ew, Jamie. ...Can I see?
HERMIONE: That's disgusting.
JAYE: It's not like I'm asking to touch them or anything.
HERMIONE: Ew!!
JAYE: While she's girling out on me, Sak- bite me, 'Mione- asked what the encyclopedia was for. English Peter and Marie were both glad to see him up and about. No word on scar-seeing, though.
HERMIONE: Don't call me 'Mione.
Out and About
HERMIONE: In the clinic,Tommy considered Dr. Cox torture-
JAYE: Dirty! Also, ow!
HERMIONE: That's his name!
JAYE: (in a higher pitched voice) Hi, 'Mione.
HERMIONE: Do not make the puppet talk to me!
JAYE: (in the same voice) I think you're pretty.
HERMIONE: Quietus!
JAYE: ...
HERMIONE: And Dr. Lambert relaxed. Like I finally can. And ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, but I'm sure you understand the circumstances I'm working under. Quark received a message, and not only is there a lobster statue in the park, but Walter and Nadia said goodbye. Awww.
JAYE: (muffled) Mhhhhhm.
HERMIONE: She also was able to speak with Edmund, Phoebe, Pippi, Veronica, Walter, Pip, Jamie and Furrball, Alphonse, Blair, Cally, Marty, Seras, Parker, John Connor and Angela before she left.
JAYE: Mmmph!
HERMIONE: Do you promise to be good?
JAYE: Mmmmmmph!!
HERMIONE: Sonorous.
JAYE: Bitch.
HERMIONE: Would you like to read the next one?
JAYE: Bite me.
HERMIONE: Grow up. Pippi talked to Jay and Silent Bob about... stuff, all right, and she stayed after Stealth and Deception for lunch at Cafe Fina, which didn't start out well.
JAYE: Now it's my turn. Quark left his own bar to go to Caritas- dude, you had the free booze already!- and Seras, Elliot and Pippi all talked to Walter there. Marty talked to Jarod and Cally, and Elliot and Jarod talked about Women in Prison movies.
HERMIONE: ...You're making that up.
JAYE: Am not. *shuffles papers*
HERMIONE: Wow. That's it, we're done at last.
JAYE: (in a high pitched voice) Will you go out with me?
HERMIONE: I will turn you into a teacup.
HERMIONE: Then why am I here?
JAYE: Because it's a light day.
HERMIONE: That's not a very good explanation.
JAYE: Look, it was you or the wooden dummy and I haven't found my Dave voice yet.
HERMIONE: Well, I'm glad to know I come second to a wooden puppet.
JAYE: I considered stealing Aeryn's sea monkeys, too.
HERMIONE: *sighs* ...Did you bring the dummy?
JAYE: Just in case you got boring.
Edumacation
JAYE: You can do this part because you're all smart and stuff.
HERMIONE: That doesn't mean I should have to do all of your work for you.
JAYE: Tough. Look, now you have the notes.
HERMIONE: ...I'm beginning to understand Rita Skeeter a bit, I think. Computers practiced hacking with a partner-
JAYE: Dirty?
HERMIONE: ...No. In Photography-
JAYE: Hi, V!
HERMIONE: If you're not going to let me do this, you can just have at it and I'll listen to you embarrass yourself from the confines of my cabin.
JAYE: I'll stop. Keep going.
HERMIONE: Anyway, in Photography, they were able to ask questions before going into the dark room-
JAYE: Dirty?
HERMIONE: Do you have Tourette's?
JAYE: That's offensive.
HERMIONE: No, I'm actually concerned for you, because I think you have a condition that is going untreated. They also brainstormed for their assignment. Not dirty.
JAYE: Of course not. There's nothing dirty about that.
HERMIONE: ...In Stealth and Deception-
JAYE: I used to watch that soap opera with our housekeeper.
HERMIONE: OH MY GOD, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP.
JAYE: It's my radio show.
HERMIONE: Then you do it!
JAYE: No. You have an accent.
HERMIONE: *groan* In that class that is not a soap opera, they worked on concealing objects on their person. Jaye, close your mouth.
JAYE: I was yawning.
HERMIONE: Jewelry talked about metals and connected jump rings, and the Kludge's Guide to the Universe discussed threat recognition. From all the notes it looks as if the students had fun. Good. School is fun.
JAYE: Psycho.
HERMIONE: Observational Astronomy discussed the Summer Triangle, and... that's all our classes?
JAYE: Don't look sad about that, it's summer.
HERMIONE: Not where I'm from!
JAYE: Too bad, so sad. Live with it, girlie.
Living Conditions
JAYE: Okay, so-
HERMIONE: Oh, so now you can do your job?
JAYE: Sure. This is stuff I actually care about. Veronica sent E-mail, and this is the best ever omg. Cam and Jack totally woke up together. And yet in a weird way, I'm also kind funny-feeling about that. Like I'm wondering if Archie was hanging out in Alec's alcove, you know? Anyway, Cam, glad to see you finally came around.
HERMIONE: But the notes say-
JAYE: I'm reading here. Go back to your corner. Cam was also a big dork and tried to be sneaky in Flamingo, and got yelled at by Callisto. And Bridge and Xander caused their roommates to be deaf. Wow, you guys were that loud? Dean, Sam, feel free to glue them to something. Intercabin unity and all. Don't look at me like that, I just want to share the love.
HERMIONE: I'm very glad I'm in the cabin I'm in. Pippi isn't feeling well. I hope you feel better soon. Gwynn isn't feeling well, either. I wonder if something isn't going around. Willow taught Peter Pevensie about sunscreen, which is a very good lesson to learn, I'd think, and Marie told Anakin she would be missing his workshop on Friday.
JAYE: Sak wrote E-mail-
HERMIONE: Her name's Sakurazaki.
JAYE: That's what I said, Sak.
HERMIONE: You could at least try. Take it from someone with a difficult name.
JAYE: I'm sure you have an easy time socially, Hermaphrodite. Alanna wrote a letter, and Piper was worried about Phoebe, who's sad about Nadia leaving. Okay, I can't snark on emo cuz that's a pretty good reason.
HERMIONE: Sam- that is, the boy Sam, judged Dean's photographs-
JAYE: I wanna see.
HERMIONE: You can't right now. We're on the air.
JAYE: Wtf, I thought you were smart. I just want to know what I'm getting into.
HERMIONE: You're so strange. At the Meerkat campfire, Dawn told Isabel about the weekend, and that her boyfriend has a death wish. That's... special. Dawn was "squealy" to see Dean-
JAYE: Say "squealy" again.
HERMIONE: No. Dean and Isabel compared weekends, and Tim came by. And, um, it seems that Isabel is having an affair with someone named Raoul.
JAYE: Go, Isabel!
HERMIONE: ...Honestly, Jaye.
JAYE: Hush, you. Isabel caught up with Cute Sam, and then he and Dean talked about classes. And Dawn was not happy that Sam told people she's crazy. Trust me, I am with you, sister.
HERMIONE: You talk to your purse, right?
JAYE: I do not, omg. Isabel promised Bel a Logan punching bag, so Cal? Remember this. English Peter welcomed Isabel back, and he and Dean talked about how frustrating the weekend was. It's fun if you make it fun, guys. Except for the whole creepy evil thing.
HERMIONE: Of course. Isabel told Peter Parker about her brother-
JAYE: King Dork. His name's King Dork.
HERMIONE: Really, Peter's very nice.
JAYE: King Dork. I'll sing the theme song.
HERMIONE: I do have my wand with me. Both Peters decided they had very good days, Bridge and Peter Parker talked about workshops, and Isabel told Bridge about her trip. And Alanna and Aeryn also showed up to talk.
JAYE: Princess Folder Helmet.
HERMIONE: In the gym, Blair and Tyler were supposed to fight, but Tyler canceled.
JAYE: Huh. Know what I just thought?
HERMIONE: No.
JAYE: I might have to start frequenting the gym just for sweaty boys hitting each other.
HERMIONE: Is there medication you can take? Earlier in the gym, Molly practiced cheers and Anakin came by to hit things. And at Stickbug, Jamie had drinks and an encyclopedia. Tyler came outside to talk, and Jamie showed Joxer his scars.
JAYE: No, no, Joxer is the weird guy next door. And also, ew, Jamie. ...Can I see?
HERMIONE: That's disgusting.
JAYE: It's not like I'm asking to touch them or anything.
HERMIONE: Ew!!
JAYE: While she's girling out on me, Sak- bite me, 'Mione- asked what the encyclopedia was for. English Peter and Marie were both glad to see him up and about. No word on scar-seeing, though.
HERMIONE: Don't call me 'Mione.
Out and About
HERMIONE: In the clinic,Tommy considered Dr. Cox torture-
JAYE: Dirty! Also, ow!
HERMIONE: That's his name!
JAYE: (in a higher pitched voice) Hi, 'Mione.
HERMIONE: Do not make the puppet talk to me!
JAYE: (in the same voice) I think you're pretty.
HERMIONE: Quietus!
JAYE: ...
HERMIONE: And Dr. Lambert relaxed. Like I finally can. And ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, but I'm sure you understand the circumstances I'm working under. Quark received a message, and not only is there a lobster statue in the park, but Walter and Nadia said goodbye. Awww.
JAYE: (muffled) Mhhhhhm.
HERMIONE: She also was able to speak with Edmund, Phoebe, Pippi, Veronica, Walter, Pip, Jamie and Furrball, Alphonse, Blair, Cally, Marty, Seras, Parker, John Connor and Angela before she left.
JAYE: Mmmph!
HERMIONE: Do you promise to be good?
JAYE: Mmmmmmph!!
HERMIONE: Sonorous.
JAYE: Bitch.
HERMIONE: Would you like to read the next one?
JAYE: Bite me.
HERMIONE: Grow up. Pippi talked to Jay and Silent Bob about... stuff, all right, and she stayed after Stealth and Deception for lunch at Cafe Fina, which didn't start out well.
JAYE: Now it's my turn. Quark left his own bar to go to Caritas- dude, you had the free booze already!- and Seras, Elliot and Pippi all talked to Walter there. Marty talked to Jarod and Cally, and Elliot and Jarod talked about Women in Prison movies.
HERMIONE: ...You're making that up.
JAYE: Am not. *shuffles papers*
HERMIONE: Wow. That's it, we're done at last.
JAYE: (in a high pitched voice) Will you go out with me?
HERMIONE: I will turn you into a teacup.
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[I <3 so much omg.]
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[OOC: Hahahahaha. So ded.]
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Or better yet he'd show his scar to 'Mione while Jaye took pictures.
Not dirty.
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Course, the residents of Flamingo probably are now...