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Fandom Radio, Saturday August 19, 2006
JOHN : Hello everyone, this is President Johnandrosik of Lacucarachaland and with me today is a very, very special guest!
GREG: Hi! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame. We are broadcasting from a very special location tonight. Kind of.
JOHN : Yes, we're totally in a special location. Well, we're in my room but we're in the Hut of Love also known as the most awesome fort in the history of forts! Radio live from the fort!
GREG: It's platonic love! No boykissy in the hut tonight!
JOHN : We both have girlfriends who can do damage with their hands. And not of the kinky kind though...maybe they can do that too? Aeryn...can. Isabel?
GREG: ...she can burn things and freeze things. I hadn't thought about it. *pause* I'm thinking about it now, though, and I'm pretty sure that's not kinky.
JOHN: Aeryn can't do that. She can just break things. Like bones!
GREG: I think Isabel can do that too. I'm not sure I want to test it. *pause* I don't think that's kinky either.
JOHN: No, I think that would hurt. Our girlfriends are badass. I feel so unmanly.
GREG: Let's put green stuff on our faces and paint our nails!
JOHN : ...okay!
*sounds of a tent opening, shuffling and a tent closing again*
JOHN: Here we go! Aeryn has nail polish!
GREG: ...she does? And did you get green stuff, too?
JOHN: Yeah, it's here. Here, hold your hand and I'll start!
GREG: Okay! We should probably read stuff too, right?
JOHN: Okay!
SCHOOL IN DA FORT
JOHN: Nothing at all happened at school today. Also, blue's a really good color for you, Gregogiani!
GREG: Thank you! My sister says my color is really brown, but she's possibly on crack. Also, she wears tie-dye so I can't trust anything she says.
JOHN : Is she a hippie?
GREG: Yep. She has hemp and stuff and goes to UCLA and one time she handcuffed herself to a tree and refused to eat but it was okay because I brought her milkshakes but shh that's a secret because it undermines her integrity or something.
JOHN: ...my dad's an astronaut.
GREG: I have a dog.
JOHN: Petra was the ugliest girl ever.
GREG: Johnina and Gregette were much cuter. Not that I ever saw them. I just heard. You know. From people.
JOHN: Totally! Oh, there's more stuff to read. Do my hand in red, Gregogiani!
DORMS IN DA FORT
GREG: Okay! We should have thought to have ice cream. River was smart and had ice cream. I wish I had ice cream. Or cereal!
JOHN: I think I'm out of ice cream too. This morning, Parker vowed revenge against Zack. Are Zack and Parker a couple now?
GREG: You go, Zack. Jarod, we can live in the ball pit together and it'll be okay. But not in a boykissy way. Hmm. It's not nice to laugh at your new girlfriend, though.
JOHN: And Jack and Cedric turn into pigeons and eat sushi. What? Who wrote these notes? Or is this true? Are we being attacked by birds? I saw the Hitchcock movie!
GREG: Rice makes pigeons explode.
JOHN: We need rice then because Aeryn and I also turned into pigeons. I don't rememer this happening. Could I have amnesia like on the soap operas...that I don't watch?
GREG: I would just need to whack you over the head or something, right? And then maybe you'd wake up with a completely different face and height and build. Because soap operas are realistic. ...not that I've ever watched them. By the way, my girlfriend is back. Hi, Isabel!!
JOHN: Hi, Isabel! Welcome back! And yeah, just knock me over the head and I'll wake up thinking I'm someone entirely new! And maybe I'll even think I have a new daddy. Speaking of daddies, Sam 'hot to trot' Winchester gets a call from his dad. And yes, I did call him hot to trot. I'm secure!
GREG: He is very hot and trotty. I don't know what that means. Um. Lana was in the fourth floor CR. Maybe she knows what 'hot to trot' means.
JOHN: We should totally ask her. Maybe we're hot to trot too. Later, Anakin, Greg's bestest friend in the whole world, is watching Space Battles. And Sam, who is cute, but not hot to trot welcomes Anakinbananakin back!
GREG: Mean Anakin won't let me be a Jed's Eye. No BFF status for him. Tyler and feminine Sam catch up, and Hamlet thinks that Dark Helmet's motives for going evil are dumb. I don't care, dude. I'd go evil for badass costuming and music like that.
JOHN: Callisto, who I totally beat in the water balloon fight yesterday, thinks men suck. Only if girls want them too!
GREG: Or if they have a lollipop, which isn't a euphemism unless I'm missing something. Speaking of euphemisms, Willow cleaned her rat's cage. And then Callisto who is mean traumatized her by talking about her sex life with Angel. *pause*...by 'Angel,' we mean that guy in LA, not like a battery-operated device, right?
JOHN: ...I actually don't know anymore. I'll look it up on Amazon! Xander promises to call Willow. Willow broke my pelvis yesterday. Bridge offers Willow toast. Greg, should we try out mascara? I have some!
GREG: I don't need mascara 'cause my eyelashes are naturally thick and luxurious, but sure! Willow talks to Parker about classes, and is cute with Peter from England. Then Bridge, who is not a bastard, apparently, talked to Parker about Xander.
JOHN: Here's the mascara. Aeryn's got some blue mascara in here for some reason. Very blue. Anakin tells Rory about letting go. Letting go of what? Ice cream? Never let go of ice cream! Never! Cal and Rory argue over what makes a man a bastard and the conclusion is that there...moneymaker makes them a bastard. Yes. Anakin and Xander talk about Dark Helmet. Did Dark Helmet have a moneymaker?
GREG: I think it got burned off. I think I'd just give up then. Screw the helmet. Screw the theme music. That would be the end for Greg. Um. And speaking of, Bridge wants Xander to...push his buttons, and Xander shows off a non-dirty toy. I DON'T BELIEVE ABOUT IT NOT BEING DIRTY. Ooh. This mascara is really quite flattering. If cats wore pajamas, this would be reminiscent of them
JOHN: I have pink and green mascara too. Which one should I wear? Tyler, who isn't wearing mascara, wanders in to watch the movie. Tyler and English Peter talk about basketball. Greg and I are the best duo in the game! Basketball Brothers in a Fort for Life! Life partners! Tyler asks Jamie if he'll blow stuff up with him. Greg, I wanna blow stuff up with you.
GREG: Go with the pink. It's proof of your masculinity. And we can totally blow up things any time you want to. Promise. Anyways, English Peter is there, which we already said, and so is Parker who gets to hear about Callisto's obsession with Angel and houseboys. Is 'houseboy' also a sex toy?
JOHN: Okay, lemme put it on really quick. *pause* Wow, this matches my eyes really well. And yeah, I think a houseboy is one of those leather things with whips. Kinky! Alec arrives and chats with Sam. Jamie and Aeryn also show up. Aeryn, honey, we're borrowing your stuff! We'll be good! And I'll buy you your own houseboy! In non common room news, Bel, Walter, Nadia, and Phoebe are all drunk on the roof. Guys, don't fall off! Big mess!
TOWN IN DA FORT
GREG: I will say that I look very dashing and so Aeryn totally deserves a present for being so nice and letting us borrow this. Um. Jack was in a tree, and then he was getting coffee with Parker, and then he was meeting people at the docks. But what about the tree? I have no tree-closure.
JOHN: We could go give the tree some mascara? In other Jack news, Jack, Cedric and GirlSam hung out at the beach this morning. And Jack also went to Caritas to meet someone. That Jack gets around. He must shake that monkeymaker often. At the clinic, Alanna does paperwork and Faithful sticks to the ceilining. At night, Tommy is in a bad mood.
GREG: Do you have eyeshadow to go with the mascara?
JOHN: Sure, I do! And mousse! Would you spike my hair like yours?
GREG: OOH. Of course I would! Everyone should have spiky hair. It's a weapon as well as a fashion statement.
JOHN: Yay! Thanks for listening everyone! I'm gonna go put on eyeshadow and get my hair spiked! This is President Johnandrosik of Lacucarachaland signing out!
GREG: Same here, people! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame, and by this time next week, we'll have declared a national anthem, bird, flower and we'll have a flag for our fort! Bye!
[Many thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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GREG: Hi! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame. We are broadcasting from a very special location tonight. Kind of.
JOHN : Yes, we're totally in a special location. Well, we're in my room but we're in the Hut of Love also known as the most awesome fort in the history of forts! Radio live from the fort!
GREG: It's platonic love! No boykissy in the hut tonight!
JOHN : We both have girlfriends who can do damage with their hands. And not of the kinky kind though...maybe they can do that too? Aeryn...can. Isabel?
GREG: ...she can burn things and freeze things. I hadn't thought about it. *pause* I'm thinking about it now, though, and I'm pretty sure that's not kinky.
JOHN: Aeryn can't do that. She can just break things. Like bones!
GREG: I think Isabel can do that too. I'm not sure I want to test it. *pause* I don't think that's kinky either.
JOHN: No, I think that would hurt. Our girlfriends are badass. I feel so unmanly.
GREG: Let's put green stuff on our faces and paint our nails!
JOHN : ...okay!
*sounds of a tent opening, shuffling and a tent closing again*
JOHN: Here we go! Aeryn has nail polish!
GREG: ...she does? And did you get green stuff, too?
JOHN: Yeah, it's here. Here, hold your hand and I'll start!
GREG: Okay! We should probably read stuff too, right?
JOHN: Okay!
SCHOOL IN DA FORT
JOHN: Nothing at all happened at school today. Also, blue's a really good color for you, Gregogiani!
GREG: Thank you! My sister says my color is really brown, but she's possibly on crack. Also, she wears tie-dye so I can't trust anything she says.
JOHN : Is she a hippie?
GREG: Yep. She has hemp and stuff and goes to UCLA and one time she handcuffed herself to a tree and refused to eat but it was okay because I brought her milkshakes but shh that's a secret because it undermines her integrity or something.
JOHN: ...my dad's an astronaut.
GREG: I have a dog.
JOHN: Petra was the ugliest girl ever.
GREG: Johnina and Gregette were much cuter. Not that I ever saw them. I just heard. You know. From people.
JOHN: Totally! Oh, there's more stuff to read. Do my hand in red, Gregogiani!
DORMS IN DA FORT
GREG: Okay! We should have thought to have ice cream. River was smart and had ice cream. I wish I had ice cream. Or cereal!
JOHN: I think I'm out of ice cream too. This morning, Parker vowed revenge against Zack. Are Zack and Parker a couple now?
GREG: You go, Zack. Jarod, we can live in the ball pit together and it'll be okay. But not in a boykissy way. Hmm. It's not nice to laugh at your new girlfriend, though.
JOHN: And Jack and Cedric turn into pigeons and eat sushi. What? Who wrote these notes? Or is this true? Are we being attacked by birds? I saw the Hitchcock movie!
GREG: Rice makes pigeons explode.
JOHN: We need rice then because Aeryn and I also turned into pigeons. I don't rememer this happening. Could I have amnesia like on the soap operas...that I don't watch?
GREG: I would just need to whack you over the head or something, right? And then maybe you'd wake up with a completely different face and height and build. Because soap operas are realistic. ...not that I've ever watched them. By the way, my girlfriend is back. Hi, Isabel!!
JOHN: Hi, Isabel! Welcome back! And yeah, just knock me over the head and I'll wake up thinking I'm someone entirely new! And maybe I'll even think I have a new daddy. Speaking of daddies, Sam 'hot to trot' Winchester gets a call from his dad. And yes, I did call him hot to trot. I'm secure!
GREG: He is very hot and trotty. I don't know what that means. Um. Lana was in the fourth floor CR. Maybe she knows what 'hot to trot' means.
JOHN: We should totally ask her. Maybe we're hot to trot too. Later, Anakin, Greg's bestest friend in the whole world, is watching Space Battles. And Sam, who is cute, but not hot to trot welcomes Anakinbananakin back!
GREG: Mean Anakin won't let me be a Jed's Eye. No BFF status for him. Tyler and feminine Sam catch up, and Hamlet thinks that Dark Helmet's motives for going evil are dumb. I don't care, dude. I'd go evil for badass costuming and music like that.
JOHN: Callisto, who I totally beat in the water balloon fight yesterday, thinks men suck. Only if girls want them too!
GREG: Or if they have a lollipop, which isn't a euphemism unless I'm missing something. Speaking of euphemisms, Willow cleaned her rat's cage. And then Callisto who is mean traumatized her by talking about her sex life with Angel. *pause*...by 'Angel,' we mean that guy in LA, not like a battery-operated device, right?
JOHN: ...I actually don't know anymore. I'll look it up on Amazon! Xander promises to call Willow. Willow broke my pelvis yesterday. Bridge offers Willow toast. Greg, should we try out mascara? I have some!
GREG: I don't need mascara 'cause my eyelashes are naturally thick and luxurious, but sure! Willow talks to Parker about classes, and is cute with Peter from England. Then Bridge, who is not a bastard, apparently, talked to Parker about Xander.
JOHN: Here's the mascara. Aeryn's got some blue mascara in here for some reason. Very blue. Anakin tells Rory about letting go. Letting go of what? Ice cream? Never let go of ice cream! Never! Cal and Rory argue over what makes a man a bastard and the conclusion is that there...moneymaker makes them a bastard. Yes. Anakin and Xander talk about Dark Helmet. Did Dark Helmet have a moneymaker?
GREG: I think it got burned off. I think I'd just give up then. Screw the helmet. Screw the theme music. That would be the end for Greg. Um. And speaking of, Bridge wants Xander to...push his buttons, and Xander shows off a non-dirty toy. I DON'T BELIEVE ABOUT IT NOT BEING DIRTY. Ooh. This mascara is really quite flattering. If cats wore pajamas, this would be reminiscent of them
JOHN: I have pink and green mascara too. Which one should I wear? Tyler, who isn't wearing mascara, wanders in to watch the movie. Tyler and English Peter talk about basketball. Greg and I are the best duo in the game! Basketball Brothers in a Fort for Life! Life partners! Tyler asks Jamie if he'll blow stuff up with him. Greg, I wanna blow stuff up with you.
GREG: Go with the pink. It's proof of your masculinity. And we can totally blow up things any time you want to. Promise. Anyways, English Peter is there, which we already said, and so is Parker who gets to hear about Callisto's obsession with Angel and houseboys. Is 'houseboy' also a sex toy?
JOHN: Okay, lemme put it on really quick. *pause* Wow, this matches my eyes really well. And yeah, I think a houseboy is one of those leather things with whips. Kinky! Alec arrives and chats with Sam. Jamie and Aeryn also show up. Aeryn, honey, we're borrowing your stuff! We'll be good! And I'll buy you your own houseboy! In non common room news, Bel, Walter, Nadia, and Phoebe are all drunk on the roof. Guys, don't fall off! Big mess!
TOWN IN DA FORT
GREG: I will say that I look very dashing and so Aeryn totally deserves a present for being so nice and letting us borrow this. Um. Jack was in a tree, and then he was getting coffee with Parker, and then he was meeting people at the docks. But what about the tree? I have no tree-closure.
JOHN: We could go give the tree some mascara? In other Jack news, Jack, Cedric and GirlSam hung out at the beach this morning. And Jack also went to Caritas to meet someone. That Jack gets around. He must shake that monkeymaker often. At the clinic, Alanna does paperwork and Faithful sticks to the ceilining. At night, Tommy is in a bad mood.
GREG: Do you have eyeshadow to go with the mascara?
JOHN: Sure, I do! And mousse! Would you spike my hair like yours?
GREG: OOH. Of course I would! Everyone should have spiky hair. It's a weapon as well as a fashion statement.
JOHN: Yay! Thanks for listening everyone! I'm gonna go put on eyeshadow and get my hair spiked! This is President Johnandrosik of Lacucarachaland signing out!
GREG: Same here, people! This is President Gregogiani of Everthesame, and by this time next week, we'll have declared a national anthem, bird, flower and we'll have a flag for our fort! Bye!
[Many thanks to
like_a_sponge for co writing!]
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