fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 13, 2006

GREG: Helloooooooooooo, Fandom! This is Greg Sanders, and I am not drunk! Any reports to the contrary should be ignored like things that you ignore a lot! Like those tags on mattresses that say not to remove, but you do it anyway. Or at least I did. Oh my God, I just told everyone that! Don't send me to jail!

RORY: Shhhhhhhh. You're not going to go to jail, I promise.

GREG: But the Mountie can hear and I think he has to send me to jail!

RORY: I'll break you out! Or something!

GREG: Also, I'm not very, very drunk but I discovered Shirley Temples tonight, an' Rory here says they're reallyreally potent, so I'm kinda...fuzzy.

RORY: That's a funny word. And I'm...actually pretty sober.

GREG: You said you were drunk when we left!

RORY: It wore off.

GREG: Shhhhh, we've gotta read the newses.

School Thingies!

RORY: Nothing happened in school today. It's sad.

GREG: Nuh uh! There was basketball!

RORY: That's not school!

GREG: Yeah huh!

RORY Nuh uh!

GREG: Yeah huh!

RORY: Nuh uh. There's no crying in basketball, and there's also no learning.

GREG: I learn lots! Is bad to not tie your shoes first!

RORY: You're an idiot.

GREG: No, just drunk!

Dooooooooooooooooooooooorms!

GREG: Inna fifth floor common room, Bel was hungover like whoa. I hope I'm not gonna be hungover tomorrow!

RORY: *giggling* If you are, is okay, 'cause someone like Pippi'll make you pancakes! She had a date last night, also, and she told Walter about it.

GREG: And Joxer talked to Bel about his brother, and Walter got to hear about shimmering from Bel. Wha?

RORY: Shimmering! It's like his...teleporting thingie.

GREG: Ohhhhh, with the wavy and the whoosh and the being over here and then being over there right after?

RORY: Right. This morning, poor Sam the boy had a nightmare and woke up Dawn.

GREG: I had a nightmare last night!

RORY: Yeah? What happened?

GREG: A badger came along and messed up my hair!

RORY: Yeah, that's totally tragic. Anyway, Elizabeth came back, yay, and Janet was glad to see her. And Anders brought his fishie by to see Cally's lemming. Cally got a lemming? Are they allowed to be domesticated?

GREG: Who cares? I bet it goes "Whoosh!" off the edge of her desk every day!

RORY: Maybe. That would be amusing. Pippi and Molly discussed their respective dates last night, and Walter, Cally and Pippi all visited Nadia on the roof.

GREG: Cally better not have brought her lemming up there! It might jump and plummet!

RORY: And we don't want that, no. Awww, John and Aeryn celebrated their anniversary. Congratulations, you guys!

GREG: Did they spend it inna fort?

RORY: I seriously doubt it. And Bridgey and Xander had a camping date, awww. It's like, cute date night.

GREG: We're not onna cute date.

RORY: ...no. Nor will we ever be. Now shh and keep drinking.

GREG: Are you tryin' to get me all liquored up so you can have your way with me?

RORY: ...yeah, that's totally it. In the second floor common room tonight, Archie - hi, Archie! - and Veronica watched a movie with men in tight pants and eyeliner. Ooh. Eyeliner.

GREG: You look all moony.

RORY: I do not.

GREG: You do too.

RORY: Do not.

GREG: Do too!

RORY: Do not! Veronica thinks Archie should wear eyeliner, and see, I second that and say that all boys should wear eyeliner. Maybe as part of Shirtless Day Redux. And then she chatted with Nadia, who told Archie how to get to Llama School.

GREG: Ooh! I know! But I'm not gonna tell yooooooooou. Anyways, Callisto was acting weird, which is normal! And Pip talked about his date with Pippi. An' Archie an' Piper are both nervous about leaving Fandom.

RORY: Piper is with me on the eyeliner thing, yay, and Bel tried to convince Veronica to be a...I'm not saying that.

GREG: Lemme see! He wants her to be a dominatrix!

RORY: ...yeah, that.

GREG: I read good for being so drunk!

RORY: *snort* Yeah, you're so inebriated. Proud of you. Um, so Cal tried to convince Bel she's sweet and innocent, and I wish her the best of luck with that one. Nadia, Archie and Bel decided to have a party.

GREG: Aaaaaaaaaaaand Alec talked to Veronica, an' so did Eliz'beth, who talked to Archie.

RORY: Peter Pevensie did not want cookies that would make him sing - right there with you, Peter - and he chatted with Elizabeth, Alec and Sakurazaki, and asked Cal for his shoes and talked to Pip about sword-fighting.

GREG: An' Jaye showed up! Did she bring booze? I hope she brought Shirley Temples! PARTY HARD!

WHEE, Town!

RORY: *snickering* Uh huh. Um, so this morning at brunch, River, Archie, Artie, and Rosette all ate. And Tim opened Luke's, Cam had a date with Chloe, Parker caught up with Jarod and Angelo at the Perk, and Anders bought a yo-yo at All and Sundries.

GREG: In Caritas where I got reallyreally drunk, Rosette talked to Creepy Guy 'bout the band, and Cher talked 'bout things you shouldn't ask girls.

RORY: Cher? You mean Angela?

GREG: Noooo, Doctor. He doesn't have a last name. Like Cher. See, Rosette talked about his name, too.

RORY: Right. And I got a tiny blue umbrella before I met Rosette and you decided to get hammered.

GREG: And and and inna clinics, no one was hurt. Yays!

RORY: And that's it. Hey, Greggie, want to know a secret?

GREG: Wha? I think I need a shower. Or coffee. Somethin' to sober up.

RORY: Shirley Temples are grenadine and ginger ale.

GREG: ...bzuh?

RORY: You're completely sober, you nit.

GREG: ...*clears throat* I knew that. I was just, you know, playing along. Humoring you.

RORY: No, you didn't. Say night-night, now.

GREG: I hate you.

RORY: Byeeee, everyone!

[Much love to

x5_alec for inspiring this little bout of insanity]