http://trashmouth7.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] trashmouth7.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2008-03-21 09:50 am
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Fandom Radio, March 21

This is a very hungover Rich Tozier, bringing you the news for yesterday. *squirrels chitter* Don't hate. I needed my booze. AND I have girl scout cookies. But none for squirrels, since they said they'd protect me from angels and didn't.


School, ew.

Sweet! In Ethics, Wrath assigns his students the duty of....DROID BABIES! Hee! Everyone freaked out about it, obviously, as I'm sure none of them are getting laid enough to even consider this as a legit possibility. Jo and Teyla have a daugher, although I guess they adopted it? Karal and Adah also have a daughter, aw. Anemone and Adam have a son, as do Reno and Andrew, although Reno abandons his child. Amber and Eve have also adopted a girl. Romeo wants to give his kid to a servant, but babymama Mel makes him own up to little Reynaldo. Lana and Harry have twins, hah, but machines hate Harry, so that's awkward. Rikku learns that, due to Jenny's absenteeism, she will never get laid. Savannah and Wyatt are both single parents, and Evey is a single mom with twins. After class, Andrew talks to Wrath about missing class and dropping babies, and Karal has a convo with Wrath, but I've got no idea what about.

Conflict Management gets to SUMO WRESTLE. hopefully with Ms. Jones? The kids are excited, and who wouldn't be. And then they SUMO!. There's also a TA and a Harriet, if you need them. Tactics gets to fly today, good for them. Students listen to the talky parts, and then team up to fight! TA River seems excited, while Triela talks to Kerrigan after class.
French class learns to talk dirty, sweet! I'm sure everyone is excited. In Invasions, they talk about last week, and share their stories. J Win. is there if you need him.

Bridge opened the library, and this made Jen gleeful. Liir was waiting on materials and such, and Sky, as always, was there. Chris also stopped by to talk to Bridge.
Not in the library, Nathan has office hours. Newspaper meets too.

And so does my favorite club, Girls with Guns! First, Sokka tries to pose dramatically with his gun, and Dojima rolls her eyes at him. Then, he waves his gun at Romeo, who is not appreciative. Sokka gets no love. Dojima is cleaning her gun, and Romeo comes over to be suave. Sky is a new addition to the club, and Triela welcomes him accordingly. Reno, Ino, and Naomi also mingle. There's shooting, which is what you do at gun club. And Professor Kerrigan is advising.

Dorms
Liir and Andrew are snuggly and cute. And Chad and Teddy are also cute, but with the addition of Top Model. Rikku gets John in a dress, and yeah. Huh. Moving right along then. Sky has food in his room. Yay food!

Karal brings his droid babies over to Evey's, and they talk about the best assignment ever. Liir does not seem to appreciate Evey's twins, and runs to a closet. Which I laughed about, but is not meant like that. Sokka tries to pick a lock, but Seregil comes by to mock his lack of picking skills. Wyatt tries to make Isabel take care of his child, and it's kinda cute. Eve and Savannah essentially talk about turning their babies into witches, and can I just say hey, let's wait a few years? Gwynn brings Eve a basket of some sort.

More baby news! Karal rocks his bundle of joy to sleep. Evey brings her twins over, because her and Liir got into a fight. John listens to voicemail and tucks in his droid baby. Not a baby news--Kabuto is pissed off, and Ino offers to help him kill people. How sweet?

Rikku breaks into Reno's room for "dirty time," and wow that girl must be desperate. Ino is working on her garden, but she's in a bad mood. A concerned AJ wants to know why, and she explains that her choices won't make people happy.

Romeo is bitten by a gremlin. And needs $240 worth of pudding! This can only end wonderfully. In the common room, the newly christened Levon and his droidbaby Barry have the pudding. Awww yeah. Namine appreciates the cool jacket that Levon is sporting. Sokka wants to use a spoon on the "fine hunk of pudding," but Levon finds this offensive. Willow has some hygeine concerns. At the point where you have $240 worth of pudding, I think we're past hygeine. Mel wants to know why Levon kisses the sky with his butt. Some questions are best left unanswered. Sokka hopes she has a camera, because all gremlin madness should be recorded.

Town
At Turtle and Canary, Sokka is singing. As you do. Turtle, however, does not want Sokka to be her Sledgehammer. And Romeo buys pudding. Yay pudding! Mary opens my favorite arms, and looks at wedding stuff, while Cable opens my least favorite arms. Cable and Deadpool fought in the meditation room, which makes me think that it's a clever pun of a name, and the squirrels would like me to put in a good word for them. So Cable, Deadpool--let your friend squirrel girl know, she has a fanclub.

Makoto opens Pizza Planet, yay! Tom was there, as were G'Kar and Turtle, and I really want pizza now. Squirrels, why do you only provide drinks? I demand munchies! Millie opened Book Haven, but there was no pizza there.

Isabel opened Pixie Dust, and Andrew came in to check on her. Melody opened Groovy Tunes, and Ami opened the Magic Box, which the squirrels think sounds dirty. But isn't. Yitzhak is sleeping off his hangover at Luke's. Lucas is also hungover at Wonders of the World. Geoffrey is at the banana stand, for all your banana needs.

Deadpool is drinking as much coffee as he can at the Perk. Fai gets... Makona coffee, and Deadpool makes a friend. Robin the frog thinks Makona is adorable, which it is. Robin's skateboarding, which makes Deadpool WTF. Kurogane is not swayed by the cuteness, and lets them know that there is work to do back at the cafe. He also asks Deapool what he's a teacher of. Meg is sorry that Deadpool had to spend his trip to the past with the French, which I'm sorry for too. In other things I agree with, Sokka is worried about caffinated Deadpool.

At Caritas, Robin is wearing leather pants. And there was much rejoicing. Fraser obviously stops by for leather pants night. John Sheppard brings his droid baby to the bar, which sounds like an awful idea. And Juli comes for the first time and sees zombies. And, whee--Xander and Bridge are getting drunk. Very good plan. G'Kar, like all the men of Fandom, appreciates Leather Pants Night.

Alright, that's all you did for today. God, you're boring. (I kid, I kid). Have fun eating all the pudding tomorrow, and I hope your droid babies don't rise up and kill us all in our sleep.