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fandom_radio2011-09-22 05:07 pm
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, September 22nd
Good morning, folks! I hope you've enjoyed our incident-free week thusfar, because you never know when something's going to come back and bite us in the ass. This is Peter Wiggin for WTFH, telling you all what you've been up to yesterday, inside and out.
Creatures of the Deep kicks off the day with a lesson on underwater Pegasus sea bases. Doesn't sound like a very common creature to me, but hey. There's some exploration going on, both inside the base and outside of it in a submersible. The school does have a big budget, doens't it? TA and teacher were both present.
The Arts of Peace and War talked about what to do when someone forces you into a fight, and they whipped out good old Sun Tzu and how he relates to the real world. Probably less so than he did thousands of years ago, but you can't kill a classic. And of course the teachers were around, too.
In Tricks, Cons and Bamboozles, the class learned all about Grand Central Station. And bartering, which is a big life skill. I'm thinking the squirrels really got a good deal here, as the class involved running around New York City, and at least one of 'em is glaring at me from over his 'I Love NY' t-shirt. Yes, you and half the country, now shoo.
*thwock*
Ugh. Alice and my buddy Kenz team up to steal things - and give them back, naturally, because Kenzi is an upstanding moral citizen. Bart also sticks around to ask her a few questions about the ethics of stealing things. Which is bad, haven't you heard? Professor Neal is also there, and gives Kenzi praise for helping all those kids out.
In what I'd like to call 'Death, And Stupid Ways To Achieve It' class, it's Anakin Skywalker day. It involves standing outsie of Professor Skywalker's office in a robe and braids while singing. I hear a bunch of students tried to bail out the windows, and Karla would even prefer licking doorknobs. Saucy. Freddie is surprised at Karla's doorknob initiative, but Annie agrees. Probably trying to climb out the window, too. Warren doesn't understand the legendary reputation Professor Skywalker has built up, and almost goes ahead with it before his girlfriend saves his life-- and my brother's roommate has a fit of hysterics over the assignment.
Really?
He assures Karla that Professor Skywalker won't kill them, but I have to join the chorus that's not so sure about Professor Madrox's chances. Annie's there to give some power to Ben's terror, too. And then people sang. And then the apocalypse came.
Professor Skywalker ordered Professor Madrox to stay put - no word on the stat of Professor Madrox after class - and then picks a fight with Madrox's buddy Bel. Professor Madrox and Bel were there to talk to before Professor Madrox's assumed demise, with Claudia reporting in about some assignment Professor Madrox had her do, as does Seifer. As for Bel, Claudia's just impressed he's stuck around class by choice.
Far away from all this deadly assignment is Gabrielle, who spent her time in the library productively: reading comics.
Aaand it looks like 'tis the season for clubs, as the lovely Pride Club kicks off to promote acceptance for our LGBTQ students everywhere. Club members turned up in droves, sometimes using really lovely quaint terminology like 'sweet niblets', much to the bewilderment of Jack. Petra wonders if Miley's in disguise, and Miley claims to be sick, which... as far as excuses go doesn't really make sense. Sorry, Miles! She also tries it on Kenz, but Kenzi is not impressed.
Miley then continues her streak by saying hello to George, but there's no word on whether she tried to fake sick and/or pretended to be someone else. Really, Miley? It's just a Pride meeting, so unless someone punched you...
Petra and Tara discuss how many of the Pride club members are straight. Isn't the average supposed to be ninety percent? Then again, it's a small island - not much for accurate statistics. Mercy checks in with Blysse about our uneventful weekend, while Seifer and Kenzi discuss Miley's completely unimpressive disguise. Really, Miley, if you didn't want to jump out, you could've just stayed near the background instead of calling attention to yourself. The club does intros, which leads to Kenzi and Tara discussing their strange weekend.
The club spends some time hanging out, with Petra ready to take any questions. Which she does. Like Tony's, because Tony wants to know about the whole cupcake thing they've got going on. Hey, it's high school - edible bribes still work. If only the rest of the world worked that way...
Finally, our big-time LGBTQ-VP Deadpool is around, along with his kid, who entertains Jan with talk of secret princesses.
Please don't tell me that's Miley.
DORMS
And in room 511, the lovely Daenerys brought home a houseplant. Presumably, it'll offer something nice to look at for her dragons, who coincidentally also lured in Lucrezia by virtue of being, well, dragons. They discussed Daenerys's family situation as a consequence. Then Petra turned up with her usual flock of cupcakes right behind her, and I'm just going to presume they were meant to curry favor with the dagons.
Meanwhile, Annie brought home a bell, not a plant, and freaked out at Jack Carter about Professor Skywalker killing her. No, seriously, I think if someone is going to mysteriously disappear this week, it won't be you...
TOWNIES
Moving on to town business, Lion-o was in deep denial about his locker experience at Cafe Luke's, while William faced some practical concerns with the speaker chassis full of strawberry jam at Stark Industries. Ouch. Better not leave your tech overnight in that place, eh, guys? Quinn checked out hairstyles at the Arms Hotel, and Chloe considered dismantling the computer at the clinic, though hopefully not because it was also full of strawberry jam.
Continuing on to the Date Night portion of this broadcast - I know you guys love the gossip - Bruce took Lucrezia out to Sushi Station, though that might've just been a 'sorry I tried to kill you that one weekend' apology dinner. You guys get homicidal when you get crazy, you know that? Sam and Natalie also went out, but they were in more of a 'bowling and quaint Americana' mood.
And just in case anyone was looking forward to the epilogue of that whole debacle in class, Caritas was the scene for Professor Skywalker to stop by and get blindingly drunk along with bartender Nathan. Well. I wouldn't want to be around his house in the morning...
But that's all for today, guys! Hopefully tomorrow will be a little less murderous - and let's pray for Professor Madrox, because I think he's going to need it. Have a good one!
Creatures of the Deep kicks off the day with a lesson on underwater Pegasus sea bases. Doesn't sound like a very common creature to me, but hey. There's some exploration going on, both inside the base and outside of it in a submersible. The school does have a big budget, doens't it? TA and teacher were both present.
The Arts of Peace and War talked about what to do when someone forces you into a fight, and they whipped out good old Sun Tzu and how he relates to the real world. Probably less so than he did thousands of years ago, but you can't kill a classic. And of course the teachers were around, too.
In Tricks, Cons and Bamboozles, the class learned all about Grand Central Station. And bartering, which is a big life skill. I'm thinking the squirrels really got a good deal here, as the class involved running around New York City, and at least one of 'em is glaring at me from over his 'I Love NY' t-shirt. Yes, you and half the country, now shoo.
*thwock*
Ugh. Alice and my buddy Kenz team up to steal things - and give them back, naturally, because Kenzi is an upstanding moral citizen. Bart also sticks around to ask her a few questions about the ethics of stealing things. Which is bad, haven't you heard? Professor Neal is also there, and gives Kenzi praise for helping all those kids out.
In what I'd like to call 'Death, And Stupid Ways To Achieve It' class, it's Anakin Skywalker day. It involves standing outsie of Professor Skywalker's office in a robe and braids while singing. I hear a bunch of students tried to bail out the windows, and Karla would even prefer licking doorknobs. Saucy. Freddie is surprised at Karla's doorknob initiative, but Annie agrees. Probably trying to climb out the window, too. Warren doesn't understand the legendary reputation Professor Skywalker has built up, and almost goes ahead with it before his girlfriend saves his life-- and my brother's roommate has a fit of hysterics over the assignment.
Really?
He assures Karla that Professor Skywalker won't kill them, but I have to join the chorus that's not so sure about Professor Madrox's chances. Annie's there to give some power to Ben's terror, too. And then people sang. And then the apocalypse came.
Professor Skywalker ordered Professor Madrox to stay put - no word on the stat of Professor Madrox after class - and then picks a fight with Madrox's buddy Bel. Professor Madrox and Bel were there to talk to before Professor Madrox's assumed demise, with Claudia reporting in about some assignment Professor Madrox had her do, as does Seifer. As for Bel, Claudia's just impressed he's stuck around class by choice.
Far away from all this deadly assignment is Gabrielle, who spent her time in the library productively: reading comics.
Aaand it looks like 'tis the season for clubs, as the lovely Pride Club kicks off to promote acceptance for our LGBTQ students everywhere. Club members turned up in droves, sometimes using really lovely quaint terminology like 'sweet niblets', much to the bewilderment of Jack. Petra wonders if Miley's in disguise, and Miley claims to be sick, which... as far as excuses go doesn't really make sense. Sorry, Miles! She also tries it on Kenz, but Kenzi is not impressed.
Miley then continues her streak by saying hello to George, but there's no word on whether she tried to fake sick and/or pretended to be someone else. Really, Miley? It's just a Pride meeting, so unless someone punched you...
Petra and Tara discuss how many of the Pride club members are straight. Isn't the average supposed to be ninety percent? Then again, it's a small island - not much for accurate statistics. Mercy checks in with Blysse about our uneventful weekend, while Seifer and Kenzi discuss Miley's completely unimpressive disguise. Really, Miley, if you didn't want to jump out, you could've just stayed near the background instead of calling attention to yourself. The club does intros, which leads to Kenzi and Tara discussing their strange weekend.
The club spends some time hanging out, with Petra ready to take any questions. Which she does. Like Tony's, because Tony wants to know about the whole cupcake thing they've got going on. Hey, it's high school - edible bribes still work. If only the rest of the world worked that way...
Finally, our big-time LGBTQ-VP Deadpool is around, along with his kid, who entertains Jan with talk of secret princesses.
Please don't tell me that's Miley.
DORMS
And in room 511, the lovely Daenerys brought home a houseplant. Presumably, it'll offer something nice to look at for her dragons, who coincidentally also lured in Lucrezia by virtue of being, well, dragons. They discussed Daenerys's family situation as a consequence. Then Petra turned up with her usual flock of cupcakes right behind her, and I'm just going to presume they were meant to curry favor with the dagons.
Meanwhile, Annie brought home a bell, not a plant, and freaked out at Jack Carter about Professor Skywalker killing her. No, seriously, I think if someone is going to mysteriously disappear this week, it won't be you...
TOWNIES
Moving on to town business, Lion-o was in deep denial about his locker experience at Cafe Luke's, while William faced some practical concerns with the speaker chassis full of strawberry jam at Stark Industries. Ouch. Better not leave your tech overnight in that place, eh, guys? Quinn checked out hairstyles at the Arms Hotel, and Chloe considered dismantling the computer at the clinic, though hopefully not because it was also full of strawberry jam.
Continuing on to the Date Night portion of this broadcast - I know you guys love the gossip - Bruce took Lucrezia out to Sushi Station, though that might've just been a 'sorry I tried to kill you that one weekend' apology dinner. You guys get homicidal when you get crazy, you know that? Sam and Natalie also went out, but they were in more of a 'bowling and quaint Americana' mood.
And just in case anyone was looking forward to the epilogue of that whole debacle in class, Caritas was the scene for Professor Skywalker to stop by and get blindingly drunk along with bartender Nathan. Well. I wouldn't want to be around his house in the morning...
But that's all for today, guys! Hopefully tomorrow will be a little less murderous - and let's pray for Professor Madrox, because I think he's going to need it. Have a good one!