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lockestheway ([personal profile] lockestheway) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-10-06 06:06 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, October 6th

Morning, folks, and welcome to another WTFH broadcast. I'm sure you're all dying to find out what's been going on with your classmates in the past 24 hours, what with everyone living such fascinating lives.

*chittering*

Yes, of course I am. Now give me the notes.

*thwock*

...not wrapped around an acorn.

Damn, it's hard to get good help around here, isn't it?


The Art of War and Peace talks energy in action today, especially in terms of how you direct it. Nicely esoteric, you're only going to figure out what it means if you were there. They discussed indirect and direct tactics, and somehow this ended in an Akido lesson, because Fandom needs more people who can beat up Topher. Anyway, the professors were there.

Today's Tricks, Cons, and Bamboozles class got into something of an unauthorized crossover class, as the students were ordered to go into Jamie's class and steal all the art. Well, I know someone's going to be in Professor Skywalker's good books for the forseeable future. Anyway, back to Jamie's class, where students were told to make art out of blocks of butter. Understandably, everyone was a little disturbed, despite Jamie's enthusiasm, though apparently Freddie has some experience with butter art. Or so Richie told him. Look, we're like the Associated Press: we just report what was said. The truthfulness of this statement is entirely up to you to judge. Ask Freddie after his butter art sometime.

But then the tricksters invaded, and Kenzi decided to make it into a kidnapping. A kidnapping with airquotes. Apparently Seifer doth not protest too much. Scully wanted her corpse back - awkward - while Bart somewhat missed the point of Professor McCaffrey's class and ran straight into a giant butter sculpture. As you do. Jam-- Professor Madrox wanted Claudia to protect the art, but she wisely kept out of the whole deal. No word on whether he sulked.

Meanwhile, the library was much more quiet, with Gabrielle poking at dream interpretation.

The clubs circuit had Pride club today, which was all about Parents' Weekend and parents. Look, how much longer do we have to talk about this? I'm sure everyone was excited to see their parents again not me holy fuck not me but what's done is done, right? Though the club did have other forms of mingling and business, and of course esteemed club leaders Petra and Vice Principal Deadpool were present and accounted for.

Oh, and the pony had a mouth full of rubber chicken. You heard it here first.

DORMS

Kate headed on down to the salle to teach Kenzi how to fight with swords, because that's not a terrible idea whatsoever. Especially since only a little while prior to that, she and Seifer dragged the butter sculptures of Shiva and Scully's corpse to the dorms, setting up an art installation called 'Avenging the Bovine'.

Kenz? Cows were made to be eaten. Remember that.

TOWN

Rapunzel headed out to the beach to cope with yesterday's amazing weather, and got checked up on by Warren, who immediately volunteered to take her flying. Sounds like the start of a profitable business, kid. Look, Bart was so amazed, he could've been your next customer. Karla hit the ocean for a swim, to Warren's mystifying amusement. Bart wisely stayed on the beach until she got out, and then exchanged pleasantries. Rapunzel marveled that Karla wasn't cold as if she could be, her heart is ice! and I'm sure there was more chit-chat. Then Bart frightened the hell out of Rapunzel. Good work, kid!

Quinn prepared for Princess Con I need to attend that like woah with peas and kraken repellant. Seriously? A kraken? I thought this was the 21st century, not minus whenever in Backwardsville, Backwards. Shira unpacked boxes at the Magic Box - no word on whether she got any kraken repellant either - while Nathan hid in the back at Caritas.

Knowing Nathan, he got drunk.

Anyway, that was all for yesterday's news! Enjoy today. Avoid the krakens.