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lockestheway ([personal profile] lockestheway) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-06-14 07:20 am
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Fandom Radio, Tuesday, June 14th

Good morning, everybody! Hope you all had a good, nice, non-traumatic, productive weekend! I sure did. Looks like you might be sleeping off your hangovers, though, 'cause this stack of notes is pretty small. Oh well. Can't have a prize-winner every day, right?


Professor Hermione kicked things off in her indelible fashion with a lecture on first aid, that holiest of skills. Fear scrapes no more! Some of your fellow students have experience now! Percy and Luke discussed whether you can break lips, and I think I speak for all of us when I say I don't want to find out. Raven was all for letting people - like Scully - practice on her, but apparently her gifts mean she doesn't need to splint anything. Now that's going to come in handy some day... And picking up from our 'poor excuse' extravaganza from two weeks ago, Spock stops by Professor Hermione to apologise for turning into a horseshoe crab. Yeah, sure, buddy.

Summer Fitness saw Professor Bond making people build huts, but they didn't get away without a lecture, first. Students gave it a shot - which means that if there was a line at the showers last night, you'll know why. Professor Ghanima spent Destiny and Free Will class talking about the difference between omnipotence, omnipresence, and omniscience. Yeah, all of those I'd love to have, but only one of them I've got a shot at... The students talk about that particular nugget, and Spock gave the teacher his whole horseshoe crab song-and-dance, too.

Professor Steve gave his class an apology for being 'indisposed' the past couple of weeks. Hey, that's better than 'horseshoe crab'-- or 'turkey'. There was some time to talk, some time to run, some time to climb, and then there was some time to drink -- for the smart people.

... that made more sense in my head.

William's day at the library involved 'watching a bear get chased by a feegle', which sounds like a euphemism to me. Someone should check that out. And just to close things off, Professor Jane got her desk organised. Very meticulous, professor.

DORMS

And in dorms - or should I say, camping - news, Percy had a rough day down at the beach. Hope you feel better tomorrow!

And... that's about it. Man, it sure was quiet. What were you guys doing, hiding from the outdoors?

TOWN

Luckily, town was all a-flutter with activity. To start with, tapdancing asparagus were apparently over the due date at Luke's Diner today -- that, or the squirrels fell in the rum -- ow -- again. Momoko stared out the window, tanking up on that ennui, while Butters, my good friend, built a toaster out of metal and duct tape. Hey, little guy, try not to wind up too shocked, right?

*crickets chirp*

...

*thwock*

OW! Fucking ro-- Ariel got herself into some research by plugging away at the Westlife at Groovy Tunes. Ah, and there's Karla, spirited as always, running 'Dite's shop with a few dioramas! Very creative, sis! After all, as she explains to Jack Priest, dioramas make everything less scary! I'll be sure to pass that one on to the Russians. Emma also stops by. Oh, and apparently Tiny didn't care that my boss stopped by the Devil's Nest. Sorry, boss.

Jake watched the Canucks at Caritas. This squirrel seems to be rooting pretty virulently against them which is good because that means he's not assaulting me so watch out, Jake! Charlie Swan swung by, possibly to protect Jake from all those vindictive little squirrels. Though it looks like the little beasts should be in a pretty good - *thwock* - mood right now, since Jake's team lost and Robin had to comfort him... appropriately, yeah? *snigg--* OW.

For the love of God, squirrels, your team won! You can be a little more-- *kzzzt*

*click*

She's taking her time making up the reasons, to justify all the hurt inside...