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fandom_radio2011-10-13 08:20 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, October 13th
Hello, Fandom! I have no idea how these squirrels got here, or why one of them is pointing something labeled 'Marantz' at me, but I'm guessing that means we're up for radio today anyway.
So fine. Here's everything you've done on vacation, but first let's start with Fandom news!
Chloe spent the day in the clinic drinking coffee.
...And that's pretty much it. You're all here. Moving on to the next stack, at the hotel... some of us spent time in our rooms, like myself, since I still have some left-over work to do. I had to help Topher figure out some spa problem - guys, don't let anyone talk you into a wax job - and then my roommate Scully showed up to talk about her time at the build.
Elsewhere, my brother catches his roommate in the ... tub. This is why we don't sleep in the bath, guys. Just say no. Said roommate then went on to wander around the room without a shirt on talking about something - do I really have to read this? - and ... *significant pause* ... that's pretty much al-- OW.
What is wrong with y-- OW. OWWW. Stop hitting me with that stupid glitter fl-- get back. I am not punching a squ-- QUIT IT WITH THE GLITTER.
*scuffle*
... sorry, folks. I had to grab the Marantz off of this squirrel for a moment. Angelica has stopped being a microwave! We're all very pleased. Including Mercy. The spa's open - seriously, avoid the waxing or you'll wind up like poor Topher, Ben and Tony - where my brother and Bruce hung out to talk about getting injured at the build. I'd suggest none of you do that, either. The restaurant was open, as was the lobby, and at least one of you wandered the grounds. Go on. Be active.
The rest of you took off into the city to work on the Habitat for Humanity project. There was siding, roofing and painting, though the relative danger of the roofing end didn't seem to stop you guys from messing around. Such as Cara and Kenzi, who engaged in some kind of one-sided karaoke thing where Kenzi provided the singing and Cara provided the threats of violence. Stephanie spoke to Ben about the spa, presumably ater he spent time ... finding a shirt, and they came to the conclusion the waxing was all Ben's fault. Finally, Wesley's around to be a sensible sort and yell for Kenzi to get her ass off the roof.
Kenz? It's a safety hazard, okay?
Some folks had lunch afterwards, or went into town. Quinn and Seifer both took advantage of the shopping opportunities, while the mayor and his family spooked around the Fluvarium for an educational experience. Topher and my roommate attended the Johnson Geo Centre to learn any number of important facts about the earth, and that's pretty much it for the afternoon.
Oh, besides the part where Katniss turned into a mockingjay right into the middle of Pippy Park, whatever that is. Sources say Wesley was around, too. You're welcome.
*shuffling*
*chittering*
*bonk*
Just give me the notes!
*more shuffling*
There we go.
In more animal transformation news that's going to be awfully hard to explain to the natives, Puck turned into a baby gorilla. Also in front of his significant other. I'm sensing a trend here. Which was immediately broken by Ramona, by the way, who turned into a blue chick right in front of Simon.
...
Now that's going to be even harder to explain.
Cara took a nice, relaxing post-threat bath, while Seifer, Toby and Kenzi went out to paint the town some questionable shade. Don't get arrested, Kenz. Jake dragged Professor Lannister off into some bar at the Duke of Ducksworth Pub, which I'm sure is a completely reputable establishment. Word has it Professor Lannister kissed a codfish, though I would never believe such base gossip. Then there was the Haunted Hike, which saw both Gabrielle and Annie taking big risks by coming along.
Finishing up, Bruce attended the soiree for step-dancing reasons - gesundheit - and Daenerys finished up the animal transformation parade by turning into a dragon right in front of Petra. Ouch. At dinner, even.
Right, that's all, and I'll see you all back on Fandom next-- OW-- week. OW. STOP IT, SQUIRRELS. RUN OFF AND GO TELL SKYWALKER TO PUT SOME CLOTHES O-- are you still recording this?
*scramble*
*click*
So fine. Here's everything you've done on vacation, but first let's start with Fandom news!
Chloe spent the day in the clinic drinking coffee.
...And that's pretty much it. You're all here. Moving on to the next stack, at the hotel... some of us spent time in our rooms, like myself, since I still have some left-over work to do. I had to help Topher figure out some spa problem - guys, don't let anyone talk you into a wax job - and then my roommate Scully showed up to talk about her time at the build.
Elsewhere, my brother catches his roommate in the ... tub. This is why we don't sleep in the bath, guys. Just say no. Said roommate then went on to wander around the room without a shirt on talking about something - do I really have to read this? - and ... *significant pause* ... that's pretty much al-- OW.
What is wrong with y-- OW. OWWW. Stop hitting me with that stupid glitter fl-- get back. I am not punching a squ-- QUIT IT WITH THE GLITTER.
*scuffle*
... sorry, folks. I had to grab the Marantz off of this squirrel for a moment. Angelica has stopped being a microwave! We're all very pleased. Including Mercy. The spa's open - seriously, avoid the waxing or you'll wind up like poor Topher, Ben and Tony - where my brother and Bruce hung out to talk about getting injured at the build. I'd suggest none of you do that, either. The restaurant was open, as was the lobby, and at least one of you wandered the grounds. Go on. Be active.
The rest of you took off into the city to work on the Habitat for Humanity project. There was siding, roofing and painting, though the relative danger of the roofing end didn't seem to stop you guys from messing around. Such as Cara and Kenzi, who engaged in some kind of one-sided karaoke thing where Kenzi provided the singing and Cara provided the threats of violence. Stephanie spoke to Ben about the spa, presumably ater he spent time ... finding a shirt, and they came to the conclusion the waxing was all Ben's fault. Finally, Wesley's around to be a sensible sort and yell for Kenzi to get her ass off the roof.
Kenz? It's a safety hazard, okay?
Some folks had lunch afterwards, or went into town. Quinn and Seifer both took advantage of the shopping opportunities, while the mayor and his family spooked around the Fluvarium for an educational experience. Topher and my roommate attended the Johnson Geo Centre to learn any number of important facts about the earth, and that's pretty much it for the afternoon.
Oh, besides the part where Katniss turned into a mockingjay right into the middle of Pippy Park, whatever that is. Sources say Wesley was around, too. You're welcome.
*shuffling*
*chittering*
*bonk*
Just give me the notes!
*more shuffling*
There we go.
In more animal transformation news that's going to be awfully hard to explain to the natives, Puck turned into a baby gorilla. Also in front of his significant other. I'm sensing a trend here. Which was immediately broken by Ramona, by the way, who turned into a blue chick right in front of Simon.
...
Now that's going to be even harder to explain.
Cara took a nice, relaxing post-threat bath, while Seifer, Toby and Kenzi went out to paint the town some questionable shade. Don't get arrested, Kenz. Jake dragged Professor Lannister off into some bar at the Duke of Ducksworth Pub, which I'm sure is a completely reputable establishment. Word has it Professor Lannister kissed a codfish, though I would never believe such base gossip. Then there was the Haunted Hike, which saw both Gabrielle and Annie taking big risks by coming along.
Finishing up, Bruce attended the soiree for step-dancing reasons - gesundheit - and Daenerys finished up the animal transformation parade by turning into a dragon right in front of Petra. Ouch. At dinner, even.
Right, that's all, and I'll see you all back on Fandom next-- OW-- week. OW. STOP IT, SQUIRRELS. RUN OFF AND GO TELL SKYWALKER TO PUT SOME CLOTHES O-- are you still recording this?
*scramble*
*click*