Fandom Radio, Saturday, February 4th

[dollpocalypse]

Peter: Good morning, Fandom. I hope life hasn’t dropped any more evil dolls on your doorstep...

Topher: Do not. Talk to me. About the evil dolls.

*chittering*

Topher: NO.

Peter: Do I sense some trauma there, Toph?

Topher: They had huge eyes and I don't like them. I don't wanna talk about it.

Peter: Then I am terribly relieved to announce that we won’t. Moving on.

SCHOOL

Peter: Art of Scrap played ‘let’s recycle the doll parts’, putting together a whole to-do to make the dolls seem less creepy. Good luck with that. Professor Rogers stopped by to check in, admitting that he’d gathered up a whole bag of doll parts during the invasion. Because that isn’t creepy.

Topher: No, that's really creepy.

Peter: Sarcasm, Topher.

Anyway, movie days were the thing to do yesterday, so congratulations to everyone who had all-Friday classes. You just spent your entire week slacking off. The trend kicked off with Chasing History’s Monsters’ strange phenomena, then segued straight into Leadership and inspirational messages, then took a swing by Everyday Skills, where Oz, naturally, strove to educate us all with a horror movie. Some freaked out. Others napped. I’m sure there’s a lesson in there somewhere. Rilla and Rapunzel had to default to ‘sharing moral support’. Nice work, Oz.

Elsewhere in the building, Student Council met up to talk Valentine’s, that most wonderful time of the year. The council turned up in time to start picking through decorating options, and I’m sure it was very stimulating. Tony Stark stopped by shortly afterwards to suck up to the principal suggest a Secret Valentine’s... thing, matching up students randomly in a way that I’m sure will work out for the best.

Topher: Tony said what?

Peter: That they’re setting up some thing to randomly match students for the Valentine’s Dance. Don’t give me that look, it’s optional.

Topher: Tony's running it?

Peter: Topher? Just say no.

Topher: I was totally gonna!

Peter: Oh, and then our lovely employer announced she’d be hosting detention! Congratulations go to Kenzi, Juliet Darling, Rilla Blythe, and my no-doubt excited co-host.

Topher: Ugh. Is that today? Ewww.

Peter: No, let us know all your feelings.

Topher: Oh, and Mr. Rogers was in his office looking up movies. For research. Wait, why is 'research' in quotes?

Peter: It’s a movie. I don’t think there’s a great deal of stuff to research.

Topher: And then the sarcastic radio woman who I was telling the girl in the weird dress about had office hours and I went over to ask her why she gave me DETENTION. The answer was not conclusive.

Peter: I could think of a couple of things...

DORMS

Topher: Aaaaand Peter here was in his room. It says sulking. Were you sulking?

Peter: I was not sulking. I was trying to take a nap.

Topher: Riiiight. Jello Girl came by and said she got into Yale, and -- wait, really? Like the school? Huh. And then they talked about how she's going to graduate and Peter will still have me to keep him company. Lucky Peter.

Peter: I am a very lucky man.

Topher: It's true. Some girl named Rebecca came by next and they mostly were just sarcastic at each other. Uh-huh. Then Ben came by and the squirrel stopped paying attention but it guesses that -- ewwww!

*papers rustling*

Topher: Look what that says! Dude. He's dating Ender.

Peter: Let’s just say that was a typo.

Topher: Also Kenzi came by. Peter made her leave. Lay down the law, Peter.

Peter: She was nearly falling over with exhaustion. I’m not heartless.

Topher: Sure. Gabrielle was in her room with incense. I have no idea what that is. Raven came looking for Karla. Karla was not there. Exciting stuff, this piece of paper.

*angry chittering, then a yelp*

Topher: WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT BITING, YOU GUYS. Oh, and then that Sov person was packing to go home and Elphaba came by to say hi or something.

Aaaaand in the first floor rec room, Freddie and Sam and Jack were filming iCarly. Sam was nervous, so she drew a face on a bag. Oookay. Freddie was wearing a robot suit, and Sam told him to get back behind the camera, which he did not do. Jack held the camera instead. And then they talked about binomial function waves. Cool.

TOWN

Topher: So, in town, the dolls disappeared. In case you were wondering. Cafe Luke's was quiet except for the music they were playing, the Trooper Station was quiet except for Audrey looking around to try to find dolls -- wait, you want them around? You're weird, Audrey -- and at Goodvalor's Little Bivioli, Toby cooked something. 'Kay.

Peter: And now I’m hungry.

*sighing*

Topher: I'll bring you some chips later.

Peter: Good. I’m running out of Cool Ranch.

Topher: Ben was at Stark Industries and talked about politics and stuff with Ender. At the Magic Box, Loki and Tara talked about how the island is mean, and then Dorothy came over and they talked about how the magic in the store works. Okay. At Turtle and Canary, Hope was cleaning things.

At Groovy Tunes, Seifer was chasing some stupid doll around, whatever, and then Kenzi came by and they talked about detention. Seriously, what's up with that? And then Petra came by and gave him a broom. That was considerate of her.

Peter: Now that’s what we call ‘delegating’.

Topher: Aaaand at that store where Kenzi works, Kenzi hid all the mannequins. Thanks, Kenzi. Also Kenzi came by and they talked about food or something. The end.

Peter: Great. I think that’s it. Thank you for listening, folks. We’re out!