VERONICA: Good evening, Fandom! Tonight I bring you a very special edition of radio... with snakes!
BEL: Hey, Veronica. You doing radio?
VERONICA: No, I'm writing a spec script for Wormhole Xtreme using real life Fandom adventures. What are you doing?
BEL: Oh, cool, I was just watching that for the first time tonight. We just heard your voice and decided to pop in.
PHOEBE: Hi, Veronica!
VERONICA: Phoebe, have you been drinking?
PHOEBE: Oh yes! It was better than dealing with the snakes.
VERONICA: You know, I think the snakes are the most normal thing that's happened in Fandom in a long time.
NADIA: Veronica! There you are! Did you hear that Blair is sleeping with--hiiiiiiiii Bel . . . Phoebe . . . Cally!
CALLY: What, huh, what's goin' on?
PHOEBE: Who is Blair sleeping with?
NADIA: . . .
BEL: You said he had a thing for me. He doesn't!
VERONICA: You're sleeping with Blair?
NADIA: Are you jealous that Blair stole your demon?
VERONICA: He's not MY demon!
PHOEBE: He's not her demon, he's MY demon!
CALLY: Wait, who else is sleeping with Bel now?( What happens when a witch, a demon, a spy and a mechanic crash radio )
BEL: And that's it for the radio--Nadia, what are
NADIA: It's . . . a diagram.
BEL: Of what?
NADIA: . . . Your sex life. See? I've got Phoebe in the middle along with Blair and Veronica.
VERONICA: I'm not sleeping with Bel!
BEL: And I'm not sleeping with Blair!
NADIA: But I saw you kiss him in sex ed.
BEL: Kissing doesn't mean anything! I kissed Veronica in Spin the Bottle--
NADIA: My point exactly!
BEL: --and everyone
kissed Veronica at her birthday party!
NADIA: Okay, there is that. I kissed her then, too.
CALLY: Me too.
PHOEBE: I didn't . . . is it my turn?
BEL: Yes. Yes it is.
VERONICA: . . . Oh sure, why not. Come here.
(prolonged pause filled with muffled unidentifiable noises)
NADIA: You guys could always just have a threesome. . . .
CALLY: . . . I'll be in my bunk.
(static)[ooc: this edition of LARP radio brought to you by me, sogothcally, demonbelthazor, future_visions and nadiathesaint (who also made the awesome icon!).]