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WTFH Radio, Sunday, January 31
DRAKE: Good evening, Fandom, it's Double Demon radio tonight, since I dragged Bel along again. Say, buddy, why is your face bruised?
BEL: Don't ask.
DRAKE: You know making me use my imagination just makes it worse.
BEL: Shut up and read your notes.
SCHOOL
DRAKE: The library was open, and Jono was standing guard over the books. Sookie dropped some books off and talked to Jono about chocolate dunk tanks and Anakin....
BEL: Jackass.
DRAKE: ...and then they just stared at each other and probably were all mind-talky. You really have to get over your alpha male issues one of these days, you know.
BEL: I'll get over them when I kick his ass.
DRAKE: You're so cute when you're growly. Just kiss him and get it out of your system or something. Anyway, Layla brought Jono some leather and talked about his future. Here, you do town, nothing happened in the dorms today.
TOWN
BEL: Zack was in a good mood at Cafe Fina. Lulu came by to introduce herself as the new owner. Kyle had a quiet day at the Freelance Police HQ, as did Mulan at Covent Garden Flowers. Who are all these people? Doesn't anyone do anything interesting around here anymore?
DRAKE: Yes, just not on Sunday.
BEL: Biff checked on the inventory at Wellspring Arms, blah blah blah. Clark had chocolate-covered zombies at Caritas and served scotch to Jon Price and ginger ale to Bruce. Oh, wait, now this is more interesting. Fight Club. I wish that had been around when I was here.
DRAKE: Of course you would. I checked it out once, but I prefer to fight with my tongue than my fists. And that's not all I can do with my tongue, if you remember.
BEL: One more word out of you and I'm going to gag you.
DRAKE: You keep promising that, but you're such a tease.
BEL: Shut. Up. Jak with no C wasn't looking very good, and Azula took notice. Ben was worried about Tahiri -- oh, wait, I know who she is. Bitchy tiny blonde, right?
DRAKE: That actually could describe any number of students in this place. You'll have to be more specific.
BEL: Whatever. There were matches: Beka versus Jak, Mulan versus Dinah, Tahiri versus Harper, Arya versus Andros, Zack versus Cindy, and Illyria versus Makita. And Tyler and Ghanima were there to supervise the fights. Oh, and Reno came to visit Ghanima and told her what was going down on his world.
DRAKE: And then there was the carnival, complete with delicious food for the nomming. Effy and Alex argued about their relationship. Aww, I hope you crazy kids can work it out. Jonas and Karla played what-color-is-my-tongue with Sno-Cones, and Cable and Deadpool tried to decide how much junk food they were going to let Jan eat. Ashley asked Cable about getting access to the gun range, and he told her to come by so he can check her out. Bow chicka bow wow?
BEL: The squirrel is shaking its head.
DRAKE: Griff and Alex discussed the Effy Situation and how crazy girls are. Angela and Marty were there with their daughter and had to deal with the junk food dilemna, too. And, oooh, hot fudge wrestling. Why didn't you sign up for that?
BEL: I had enough of chocolate yesterday.
DRAKE: Don't make me comment about you and Anakin getting each other gooey and wet.
BEL: Not if you want to live.
DRAKE: You love me. You didn't kill me for years, you're not going to kill me now. Let's see, Deadpool tried to convince Veronica to wrestle another girl in the fudge. If he did, I hope someone got it on tape. There was also a Tunnel of Love, which seemed to have worked for Algren and Mina, whoo! And hot fudge jousting got Deadpool and Mat throwing down. And there there was a bungee jump and snowmobile racing.
BEL: Are we done yet?
DRAKE: But wait, there's more!
BEL: Here, let me take this part.
DRAKE: Suddenly so eager? You must want to hide something. Let's see, kissing booths. Kate talked Bod into a kiss, but Jacob didn't. Jen, however, did get Jacob smoochies, and Hurley got a kiss from Hoshi. And -- oh, there you are.
BEL: You can skip that part.
DRAKE: And risk the integrity of my broadcasts? Never! So it looks like Leia had a booth again, and you tried to buy a kiss, but Anakin kicked your ass.
BEL: He did not!
DRAKE: My apologies, Leia did.
BEL: No, but she did kiss me.
DRAKE: I'm telling Phoebe and Anders!
BEL: Oh, come on, it was for charity.
DRAKE: And no other reason at all, like pissing off someone else, I'm sure. Anyway, there were dunk tanks again, and Kennedy got dunked and mocked by Beka, while Dinah was dunked by Griff. And the lovely mighty Aphrodite dunked Dinah and me. Arthur took shots at Gabrielle with pie, but Paige avoided pie in the face by confusing Chris Halliwell.
BEL: Now can I leave?
DRAKE: Depends. Do I get to kiss your boo boos and make them better?
BEL: Keep your hands to yourself.
DRAKE: *sigh* See what I mean? Tease.
BEL: Don't ask.
DRAKE: You know making me use my imagination just makes it worse.
BEL: Shut up and read your notes.
SCHOOL
DRAKE: The library was open, and Jono was standing guard over the books. Sookie dropped some books off and talked to Jono about chocolate dunk tanks and Anakin....
BEL: Jackass.
DRAKE: ...and then they just stared at each other and probably were all mind-talky. You really have to get over your alpha male issues one of these days, you know.
BEL: I'll get over them when I kick his ass.
DRAKE: You're so cute when you're growly. Just kiss him and get it out of your system or something. Anyway, Layla brought Jono some leather and talked about his future. Here, you do town, nothing happened in the dorms today.
TOWN
BEL: Zack was in a good mood at Cafe Fina. Lulu came by to introduce herself as the new owner. Kyle had a quiet day at the Freelance Police HQ, as did Mulan at Covent Garden Flowers. Who are all these people? Doesn't anyone do anything interesting around here anymore?
DRAKE: Yes, just not on Sunday.
BEL: Biff checked on the inventory at Wellspring Arms, blah blah blah. Clark had chocolate-covered zombies at Caritas and served scotch to Jon Price and ginger ale to Bruce. Oh, wait, now this is more interesting. Fight Club. I wish that had been around when I was here.
DRAKE: Of course you would. I checked it out once, but I prefer to fight with my tongue than my fists. And that's not all I can do with my tongue, if you remember.
BEL: One more word out of you and I'm going to gag you.
DRAKE: You keep promising that, but you're such a tease.
BEL: Shut. Up. Jak with no C wasn't looking very good, and Azula took notice. Ben was worried about Tahiri -- oh, wait, I know who she is. Bitchy tiny blonde, right?
DRAKE: That actually could describe any number of students in this place. You'll have to be more specific.
BEL: Whatever. There were matches: Beka versus Jak, Mulan versus Dinah, Tahiri versus Harper, Arya versus Andros, Zack versus Cindy, and Illyria versus Makita. And Tyler and Ghanima were there to supervise the fights. Oh, and Reno came to visit Ghanima and told her what was going down on his world.
DRAKE: And then there was the carnival, complete with delicious food for the nomming. Effy and Alex argued about their relationship. Aww, I hope you crazy kids can work it out. Jonas and Karla played what-color-is-my-tongue with Sno-Cones, and Cable and Deadpool tried to decide how much junk food they were going to let Jan eat. Ashley asked Cable about getting access to the gun range, and he told her to come by so he can check her out. Bow chicka bow wow?
BEL: The squirrel is shaking its head.
DRAKE: Griff and Alex discussed the Effy Situation and how crazy girls are. Angela and Marty were there with their daughter and had to deal with the junk food dilemna, too. And, oooh, hot fudge wrestling. Why didn't you sign up for that?
BEL: I had enough of chocolate yesterday.
DRAKE: Don't make me comment about you and Anakin getting each other gooey and wet.
BEL: Not if you want to live.
DRAKE: You love me. You didn't kill me for years, you're not going to kill me now. Let's see, Deadpool tried to convince Veronica to wrestle another girl in the fudge. If he did, I hope someone got it on tape. There was also a Tunnel of Love, which seemed to have worked for Algren and Mina, whoo! And hot fudge jousting got Deadpool and Mat throwing down. And there there was a bungee jump and snowmobile racing.
BEL: Are we done yet?
DRAKE: But wait, there's more!
BEL: Here, let me take this part.
DRAKE: Suddenly so eager? You must want to hide something. Let's see, kissing booths. Kate talked Bod into a kiss, but Jacob didn't. Jen, however, did get Jacob smoochies, and Hurley got a kiss from Hoshi. And -- oh, there you are.
BEL: You can skip that part.
DRAKE: And risk the integrity of my broadcasts? Never! So it looks like Leia had a booth again, and you tried to buy a kiss, but Anakin kicked your ass.
BEL: He did not!
DRAKE: My apologies, Leia did.
BEL: No, but she did kiss me.
DRAKE: I'm telling Phoebe and Anders!
BEL: Oh, come on, it was for charity.
DRAKE: And no other reason at all, like pissing off someone else, I'm sure. Anyway, there were dunk tanks again, and Kennedy got dunked and mocked by Beka, while Dinah was dunked by Griff. And the lovely mighty Aphrodite dunked Dinah and me. Arthur took shots at Gabrielle with pie, but Paige avoided pie in the face by confusing Chris Halliwell.
BEL: Now can I leave?
DRAKE: Depends. Do I get to kiss your boo boos and make them better?
BEL: Keep your hands to yourself.
DRAKE: *sigh* See what I mean? Tease.