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WTFH, Saturday, 10/24
BEL: They have you doing the radio now? Don't they know they shouldn't encourage you?
DRAKE: What can I say, people love me here. So you going to help me or not?
BEL: I've done it before. I know the routine.
DRAKE: Show me how it's done, hot stuff.
BEL: ...shut up.
Dorms
BEL: The dorms were pretty quiet today since everyone was at the carnival apparently. Jack Burton got ready in his room in the morning, and Kate retreated to her room after getting ill at the carnival. She got a visit later from Leto, who tried to make her feel better by talking to her about...spice orgies?
DRAKE: Sounds like the good ol' days of the Brotherhood.
BEL: Don't make me gag you.
DRAKE: Sounds like the good ol' days....
BEL: This is me, ignoring you. In the third floor common room, Jaime Reyes made queso dip, but struggled with the decision to use jalapenos peppers. Kids got it rough here.
Town
DRAKE: Over in town, Buffy patrolled the streets after dark. What was she looking for.
BEL: Vampires, probably.
DRAKE: You must not like her much then. Anyway, she found Adrian being all smoking and lurking and was disappointed when he said he wasn't evil. But he was smoking, so that clearly means he's evil, right. By the way, Cole, I don't think you're supposed to smoke in here.
BEL: You see me caring?
DRAKE: See? Evil! At Caritas, his Chuckness enjoys cotton candy and Scotch, which must make for an interesting combination. Romeo stopped in and talked to Chuck about the zombies. And, hey, you were there.
BEL: *snickers* Yeah, we had some quality bonding over what a jackass Anakin is.
DRAKE: So now is not the time to tell you I met him and think he's an OK dude?
BEL: You would.
DRAKE: You and alpha males, buddy. You've got a complex. But that would take hours to get through, so instead, on with the news. Mina talked to Chuck about running an apartment complex and a friend coming back from the dead. It's more common than you think. Oh, and I see you were chatting up Mina, too.
BEL: Don't get any ideas, it was purely professional.
DRAKE: You forget, we go way back, I know you and professional. But the squirrels didn't mention anything tawdry, so you're off the hook this time. Reno and Romeo caught up on what's new in Fandom, which apparently included Chuck owning the bar and something about blue men in skirts. Rikku tackled Romeo and offered to buy the first round of drinks, and Jaye claimed her usual seat.
BEL: The clinic was manned by nurses during the day, and Ino for the evening. Hoshi tried to get things finished up at the Hotel so she could get to the carnival. Jack O'Neill offered rides at the pier and surprised Sam Carter. He also got a cupcake from Jon O'Neill and offered beer in return. Back at the hotel, Parker was getting laid. Some Max guy. The same was probably going on in Peter Petrelli's room, only with Sam, not Max. And Phoebe talked to Piper and Anders in our room.
Carnival
DRAKE: On to the Carnival! The kissing booths were for students only, can you believe that? I'm a great kisser. And you would know.
BEL: ...shut up, Drake.
DRAKE: Oh, look, MiniDrake had a booth. He kissed Harper and Mirax but not Ellie, who only offered congratulations. The Fabulous Ms. Didi had a booth as well, and got visits from Mat and John Connor. Over at Elena's booth, there were kisses for Mat and Jack, and Yuffie decided not to make inappropriate jokes. Griff was surprised at finding himself assigned to a booth, and wouldn't put out for Alex, Parker, Brooke, and Elena, but Effy and Fiona got lucky.
BEL: Some chick called Illyria had a booth and kissed Mat, who apparently gets around, and Chuck. Hayley complimented Illyria on her blueness -- she's a Smurf? -- and Tara was surprised that Illyria had a booth. Wait, Tara? She's back?
DRAKE: Don't ask me, you're the one with the history here. Jean Grey had her lips for sale and got all hot and bothered after a visit from Chuck. George Cooper and Mat also claimed kisses.
BEL: Are Chuck and Mat in a competition for biggest man ho?
DRAKE: Someone has to pick up the slack now that you're all proper and relationshipish now. Karla -- hi, Karla! -- also had a booth, and surprise, surprise, Mat was there for a kiss, as were George Cooper, Jon O'Neill, Leto, and Jack. Triela offered sniper rifles, presumably to chase off anyone she didn't want to kiss, and Karla also talked to Ronan about just how she ended up in a kissing booth.
BEL: Also with a booth: Lois, who makes customers of John Sheppard and Mat, who eventually found his own booth and made out with Rose and Effy. Morganna had a booth....
DRAKE: I totally need to meet her.
BEL: ...and got a visit from Arthur, who told her to knock it off and not kiss Chuck Bass. So of course she did, as well as Hayley, Mat, and Leto.
DRAKE: Rose had a booth and kisses for Alex, Chuck, who really needed to get busy if he wanted to catch up with Mat, and Jack. No kisses, just talking, for John Sheppard or Emma, though. Tony manned his booth and made with the smoochies with Leto, Ronan, and Jack, while poor Yakko couldn't drum up business.
BEL: I don't even recognize most of these names anymore.
DRAKE: Clearly, you need to visit me more then. C'mon, just like old times.
BEL: I don't think Phoebe or Anders would like that.
DRAKE: You can bring them along, too! Moving on to the dunk tanks. Anakin took a turn...
BEL: And I missed that? Damn.
DRAKE: Well, you'll be happy to know he got dunked by Aeryn, Isabel, Alanna, and Jon, while Toby appreciated the view of a wet, shirtless Anakin.
BEL: Eww.
DRAKE: Hey, I'd appreciate that view, too. Rowr! Dinah got dunked by Leto and Tony. Fred Dukes got dunked by Jack Burton, and then they had to refill the tank. Gabrielle was dunked by a mysterious cloaked figure, and Geoffrey got dunked by Dinah. Hannibal was dunked by Arthur, who took pictures afterward, Kate, Parker, and Romeo.
BEL: Katina got herself dunked by Parker, and Leto was dunked by Arthur, Triela, and Tony, but he managed to talk Kate into showing mercy, and he also had an Alice trying to scare people off. Sam attracted a crowed of his own and was dunked by Chuck, Dinah, Parker, and Castiel. Yuffie seemed to have remained dry.
DRAKE: And aside from the kissing and the dunking, there was pie tossing! Aphrodite was pied by Jon, who apparently has no fear of a goddess. He's not long for this world. Deadpool got pied by John Conner, and I managed to distract Isabel with talk of Farmville so that she didn't pie me.
BEL: Farmville?
DRAKE: I am so making you a Facebook account so I can add you as a neighbor. Francine was in a pissy mood at her booth, and this one wasn't my fault, I swear. But she got a good laugh when she realized Arthur was the one who signed up Katina for the dunk tanks. Marshall got pied by Lily, while Liir and Zoe seemed to have avoided a creamy fate.
Not dirty.
BEL: Elsewhere at the carnival, there was food to be had. Beka was teased by Hayley about her fritters for some reason. Aly and Alanna both confuse Pounce for Faithful and something something about timelines. Awww, Faithful.
DRAKE: Did you just wibble?
BEL: I do not wibble, shut up.
DRAKE: You totally did! I never thought I'd see the day the mighty Belthazor would wibble.
BEL: Shut. Up. Karla and Beka shared some cotton candy and talked about George being prince. Hurley asked Harper if someone died because she's wearing black. What's wrong with black? Angela and Summer caught up, as did Peter Petrelli and Isabel. Logan shared his flask with Rose.
DRAKE: What's with the look on your face? Who's Logan?
BEL: He's a jackass. Leave it at that.
DRAKE: You're only encouraging me, you know. Over at the table and chairs area, Isabel and Johnny caught up, Parker and Isabel talk about something about an AU Vampverse -- sounds like heaven for you, huh?
BEL: I am going to kick your ass before I leave here, you know.
DRAKE: I remember how you used to "kick" my ass. I've missed it.
BEL: *sound of headdesking*
DRAKE: Isabel also caught up with Alanna, who offered to duel people for her, and Ronan, who was thrilled to see her. Jaina scolded John about his funnel cake, Aly teased Sam Carter about Cam, Roy and Aly debated rules for winning stuffed animals, and Aly told Aeryn about the Jamie Madrox dartboard.
BEL: Can I get one of those things?
DRAKE: Only if you read the next page.
BEL: Fine. Piper and Isabel talked about the Hyperion and Thanksgiving, and Lindsey promised to win a stuffed animal for Piper. Triela worried about Jak because he wasn't smiling, but maybe he was after Dinah kissed him. Hurley told Phoebe she was dead in the Vampverse...WHAT?
DRAKE: Calm down, buddy, she's fine, you know it.
BEL: What the hell is this then? Dead?
DRAKE: We'll find out later, OK? Stop flailing, you're making the squirrels panic. We're almost done. Savannah and Summer hugged and caught up. Parker and Max made plans to hook up later, and I think we already know how that went. Parker also met Triela, who told her she owes her because of the Vampverse.
BEL: I am not flailing.
DRAKE: Mmm hmm. Luke took care of Juliet and got tackled by a weetiny Grace. Brooke and Peter Petrelli caught up, and Phoebe and Raven do some empath bonding. Dirty?
BEL: ...shut up.
DRAKE: It's a legitimate question! Bridge commiserates with Alanna about timeline weirdness, and boy can I emphasize, too. Bridge also caught up with Isabel, but Buffy and Cordelia were not pleased to see each other. Why, did Buffy think Cordy was the Seer, too?
BEL: Cordelia looks nothing like the Seer.
DRAKE: Version 2.0. Like I said, timeline weirdness. I'm a few years ahead of you. Hurley and Hoshi hung out, while Buffy gushed over Willow's baby. Willow and Peter Pevensie also discussed eating sweets in front of the baby. There were also a bunch of rides at the carnival. Gavin and Sheppard check out the ferris wheel and catch up with each other. Angela and Parker tried out the swings, while Rose and Dimitri go through the Tunnel of Loooooove. I approve. And finally, Alanna and Arthur bitched about the so-called jousting, and then Wyatt mocks it with Arthur as well. Wait, Wyatt Wyatt? Piper's kid? Because he's like two!
BEL: Timeline weirdness. Don't ask.
DRAKE: And he just met Arthur? Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
BEL: What are you talking about? Wait, nevermind, I need to go talk to Phoebe.
DRAKE: I'll come with you for moral support. And in case there's an orgy.
BEL: ...DRAKE.
DRAKE: Say good night, Fandom.
BEL: Good night, Fandom.
DRAKE: What can I say, people love me here. So you going to help me or not?
BEL: I've done it before. I know the routine.
DRAKE: Show me how it's done, hot stuff.
BEL: ...shut up.
Dorms
BEL: The dorms were pretty quiet today since everyone was at the carnival apparently. Jack Burton got ready in his room in the morning, and Kate retreated to her room after getting ill at the carnival. She got a visit later from Leto, who tried to make her feel better by talking to her about...spice orgies?
DRAKE: Sounds like the good ol' days of the Brotherhood.
BEL: Don't make me gag you.
DRAKE: Sounds like the good ol' days....
BEL: This is me, ignoring you. In the third floor common room, Jaime Reyes made queso dip, but struggled with the decision to use jalapenos peppers. Kids got it rough here.
Town
DRAKE: Over in town, Buffy patrolled the streets after dark. What was she looking for.
BEL: Vampires, probably.
DRAKE: You must not like her much then. Anyway, she found Adrian being all smoking and lurking and was disappointed when he said he wasn't evil. But he was smoking, so that clearly means he's evil, right. By the way, Cole, I don't think you're supposed to smoke in here.
BEL: You see me caring?
DRAKE: See? Evil! At Caritas, his Chuckness enjoys cotton candy and Scotch, which must make for an interesting combination. Romeo stopped in and talked to Chuck about the zombies. And, hey, you were there.
BEL: *snickers* Yeah, we had some quality bonding over what a jackass Anakin is.
DRAKE: So now is not the time to tell you I met him and think he's an OK dude?
BEL: You would.
DRAKE: You and alpha males, buddy. You've got a complex. But that would take hours to get through, so instead, on with the news. Mina talked to Chuck about running an apartment complex and a friend coming back from the dead. It's more common than you think. Oh, and I see you were chatting up Mina, too.
BEL: Don't get any ideas, it was purely professional.
DRAKE: You forget, we go way back, I know you and professional. But the squirrels didn't mention anything tawdry, so you're off the hook this time. Reno and Romeo caught up on what's new in Fandom, which apparently included Chuck owning the bar and something about blue men in skirts. Rikku tackled Romeo and offered to buy the first round of drinks, and Jaye claimed her usual seat.
BEL: The clinic was manned by nurses during the day, and Ino for the evening. Hoshi tried to get things finished up at the Hotel so she could get to the carnival. Jack O'Neill offered rides at the pier and surprised Sam Carter. He also got a cupcake from Jon O'Neill and offered beer in return. Back at the hotel, Parker was getting laid. Some Max guy. The same was probably going on in Peter Petrelli's room, only with Sam, not Max. And Phoebe talked to Piper and Anders in our room.
Carnival
DRAKE: On to the Carnival! The kissing booths were for students only, can you believe that? I'm a great kisser. And you would know.
BEL: ...shut up, Drake.
DRAKE: Oh, look, MiniDrake had a booth. He kissed Harper and Mirax but not Ellie, who only offered congratulations. The Fabulous Ms. Didi had a booth as well, and got visits from Mat and John Connor. Over at Elena's booth, there were kisses for Mat and Jack, and Yuffie decided not to make inappropriate jokes. Griff was surprised at finding himself assigned to a booth, and wouldn't put out for Alex, Parker, Brooke, and Elena, but Effy and Fiona got lucky.
BEL: Some chick called Illyria had a booth and kissed Mat, who apparently gets around, and Chuck. Hayley complimented Illyria on her blueness -- she's a Smurf? -- and Tara was surprised that Illyria had a booth. Wait, Tara? She's back?
DRAKE: Don't ask me, you're the one with the history here. Jean Grey had her lips for sale and got all hot and bothered after a visit from Chuck. George Cooper and Mat also claimed kisses.
BEL: Are Chuck and Mat in a competition for biggest man ho?
DRAKE: Someone has to pick up the slack now that you're all proper and relationshipish now. Karla -- hi, Karla! -- also had a booth, and surprise, surprise, Mat was there for a kiss, as were George Cooper, Jon O'Neill, Leto, and Jack. Triela offered sniper rifles, presumably to chase off anyone she didn't want to kiss, and Karla also talked to Ronan about just how she ended up in a kissing booth.
BEL: Also with a booth: Lois, who makes customers of John Sheppard and Mat, who eventually found his own booth and made out with Rose and Effy. Morganna had a booth....
DRAKE: I totally need to meet her.
BEL: ...and got a visit from Arthur, who told her to knock it off and not kiss Chuck Bass. So of course she did, as well as Hayley, Mat, and Leto.
DRAKE: Rose had a booth and kisses for Alex, Chuck, who really needed to get busy if he wanted to catch up with Mat, and Jack. No kisses, just talking, for John Sheppard or Emma, though. Tony manned his booth and made with the smoochies with Leto, Ronan, and Jack, while poor Yakko couldn't drum up business.
BEL: I don't even recognize most of these names anymore.
DRAKE: Clearly, you need to visit me more then. C'mon, just like old times.
BEL: I don't think Phoebe or Anders would like that.
DRAKE: You can bring them along, too! Moving on to the dunk tanks. Anakin took a turn...
BEL: And I missed that? Damn.
DRAKE: Well, you'll be happy to know he got dunked by Aeryn, Isabel, Alanna, and Jon, while Toby appreciated the view of a wet, shirtless Anakin.
BEL: Eww.
DRAKE: Hey, I'd appreciate that view, too. Rowr! Dinah got dunked by Leto and Tony. Fred Dukes got dunked by Jack Burton, and then they had to refill the tank. Gabrielle was dunked by a mysterious cloaked figure, and Geoffrey got dunked by Dinah. Hannibal was dunked by Arthur, who took pictures afterward, Kate, Parker, and Romeo.
BEL: Katina got herself dunked by Parker, and Leto was dunked by Arthur, Triela, and Tony, but he managed to talk Kate into showing mercy, and he also had an Alice trying to scare people off. Sam attracted a crowed of his own and was dunked by Chuck, Dinah, Parker, and Castiel. Yuffie seemed to have remained dry.
DRAKE: And aside from the kissing and the dunking, there was pie tossing! Aphrodite was pied by Jon, who apparently has no fear of a goddess. He's not long for this world. Deadpool got pied by John Conner, and I managed to distract Isabel with talk of Farmville so that she didn't pie me.
BEL: Farmville?
DRAKE: I am so making you a Facebook account so I can add you as a neighbor. Francine was in a pissy mood at her booth, and this one wasn't my fault, I swear. But she got a good laugh when she realized Arthur was the one who signed up Katina for the dunk tanks. Marshall got pied by Lily, while Liir and Zoe seemed to have avoided a creamy fate.
Not dirty.
BEL: Elsewhere at the carnival, there was food to be had. Beka was teased by Hayley about her fritters for some reason. Aly and Alanna both confuse Pounce for Faithful and something something about timelines. Awww, Faithful.
DRAKE: Did you just wibble?
BEL: I do not wibble, shut up.
DRAKE: You totally did! I never thought I'd see the day the mighty Belthazor would wibble.
BEL: Shut. Up. Karla and Beka shared some cotton candy and talked about George being prince. Hurley asked Harper if someone died because she's wearing black. What's wrong with black? Angela and Summer caught up, as did Peter Petrelli and Isabel. Logan shared his flask with Rose.
DRAKE: What's with the look on your face? Who's Logan?
BEL: He's a jackass. Leave it at that.
DRAKE: You're only encouraging me, you know. Over at the table and chairs area, Isabel and Johnny caught up, Parker and Isabel talk about something about an AU Vampverse -- sounds like heaven for you, huh?
BEL: I am going to kick your ass before I leave here, you know.
DRAKE: I remember how you used to "kick" my ass. I've missed it.
BEL: *sound of headdesking*
DRAKE: Isabel also caught up with Alanna, who offered to duel people for her, and Ronan, who was thrilled to see her. Jaina scolded John about his funnel cake, Aly teased Sam Carter about Cam, Roy and Aly debated rules for winning stuffed animals, and Aly told Aeryn about the Jamie Madrox dartboard.
BEL: Can I get one of those things?
DRAKE: Only if you read the next page.
BEL: Fine. Piper and Isabel talked about the Hyperion and Thanksgiving, and Lindsey promised to win a stuffed animal for Piper. Triela worried about Jak because he wasn't smiling, but maybe he was after Dinah kissed him. Hurley told Phoebe she was dead in the Vampverse...WHAT?
DRAKE: Calm down, buddy, she's fine, you know it.
BEL: What the hell is this then? Dead?
DRAKE: We'll find out later, OK? Stop flailing, you're making the squirrels panic. We're almost done. Savannah and Summer hugged and caught up. Parker and Max made plans to hook up later, and I think we already know how that went. Parker also met Triela, who told her she owes her because of the Vampverse.
BEL: I am not flailing.
DRAKE: Mmm hmm. Luke took care of Juliet and got tackled by a weetiny Grace. Brooke and Peter Petrelli caught up, and Phoebe and Raven do some empath bonding. Dirty?
BEL: ...shut up.
DRAKE: It's a legitimate question! Bridge commiserates with Alanna about timeline weirdness, and boy can I emphasize, too. Bridge also caught up with Isabel, but Buffy and Cordelia were not pleased to see each other. Why, did Buffy think Cordy was the Seer, too?
BEL: Cordelia looks nothing like the Seer.
DRAKE: Version 2.0. Like I said, timeline weirdness. I'm a few years ahead of you. Hurley and Hoshi hung out, while Buffy gushed over Willow's baby. Willow and Peter Pevensie also discussed eating sweets in front of the baby. There were also a bunch of rides at the carnival. Gavin and Sheppard check out the ferris wheel and catch up with each other. Angela and Parker tried out the swings, while Rose and Dimitri go through the Tunnel of Loooooove. I approve. And finally, Alanna and Arthur bitched about the so-called jousting, and then Wyatt mocks it with Arthur as well. Wait, Wyatt Wyatt? Piper's kid? Because he's like two!
BEL: Timeline weirdness. Don't ask.
DRAKE: And he just met Arthur? Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
BEL: What are you talking about? Wait, nevermind, I need to go talk to Phoebe.
DRAKE: I'll come with you for moral support. And in case there's an orgy.
BEL: ...DRAKE.
DRAKE: Say good night, Fandom.
BEL: Good night, Fandom.
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