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FAITHFUL: Good evening! To take a break from all the boring human announcers, I'll be doing your radio tonight. For those of you who don't get it: I'm a cat. Meow. New students, neither you or I are insane. Well, you might be insane, I'm just a talking cat.
BEL: And I'm a demon. Just for anyone who didn't know.
FAITHFUL: Right, news. Screeeeech. Note to self: Claws on microphone are bad.
BEL: Don't break anything. Veronica will kill us.
FAITHFUL: It's her fault for forgetting to get a replacement before she went out of town.
BEL: She had other things on her mind. Like what she's doing to Archie now. *snicker*
FAITHFUL: ... Yuck.
Town. Nothing burned down
FAITHFUL: Tim visits Giles's shop. That's lovely, no report on what he bought and how much it cost and how long he was in the store? Tsk, tsk, getting sloppy.
BEL: I have it on good authority he was getting a book on how to pick up chicks.
FAITHFUL: Yuck. John Connor goes to work in a bad mood. Look at it this way, actually, don't bother. I'm not cheering you up.
BEL: Why is this news?
FAITHFUL: I don't ask, I just report. Meow. Someone named Fred meets various people.
BEL: Fred as in used-to-be-sleeping-with-Evie-Fred?
FAITHFUL: You humans all look alike to me. And... Yuck. Anyway, stores are open, Jude is klutzy, and Clark Kent arrives in town. Did anything happen today or is it one of those days where you walk around and wonder what's going to happen?
BEL: You've just jinxed us all, you know.
FAITHFUL: Forget I asked, apparently Lorne is leaving. Adieu, adios, it's been nice knowing you! Not that I know you, but I'm supposed to be working on being nice. Snort
BEL: Funny, so am I.
FAITHFUL: Snort Since it's the green guy's last day, Caritas is packed. Parker the female and Jarod talk about archery. Molly and Dawn who gave me fish talk. Bridge and Xander are cute. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Everyone forget that I just used the word cute. On air. Elliot and John Connor remember that the point of a bar is to actually drink. If they did anything stupid, did someone get it on camera? And if yes, can I get a copy for uh, historical purposes? Anyways, Dawn of the fishies and Parker of the um, being scary to people who are not me sing. At least they can carry a tune. Cordy, Parker, and Jarod all say good-bye to Lorne. Aw. Bye Lorne. There's a kitty waving his paw at you right now. Not like you can see me, contrary to what Alanna apparently believes. Oh, and the new owner of Caritas is...GOB! Who also performed there tonight. Congratulations GOB. May the alcoholics of this town...have good incomes or something.
FAITHFUL: Other stuff happened in town today, too. Elle waits for Sawyer to show up at Cafe Fina.
BEL: Fortunately for her, he doesn't show.
FAITHFUL: They have really good lobster there.
BEL: Expensive, too.
FAITHFUL: *purrs happily* Walter and Pippi get a ride from Old Man down to the cafe for dinner. What? Aren't you taught not to take rides from strangers? Or is that candy? Whatever.
BEL: Also, Tim takes Gwynn out to dinner. Guess those books he picked up earlier helped.
FAITHFUL: Yuck. Aeryn impressed Tyler with her gun.
BEL: ...dirty?
FAITHFUL: Yuck? Aeryn and Parker shoot stuff. I approve.
In the clinic, Alanna and I have the morning shift. Well, Alanna has the morning shift, I just warmed up my belly on the TV. In the evening, it's Natalie Lambert at the controls and Pippi and Walter visit. Oh, and Joxer is there the entire day, but he's not awake so nobody cares. Is it just me or does Joxer sound a lot like Jokster? Coincidence?
BEL: He really did just fall down the stairs. I swear.
FAITHFUL: Oh good, that's it for the towns.
Dorms. Where we all live. Including the four legged-ones
FAITHFUL: The gym. Also known as one of the new centers of the universe by some people. I would like to point out that last year I spent an average of twenty hours a week at the gym. There's a cat shaped groove on my window sill now.
BEL: Maybe you should cut back on the seafood.
FAITHFUL: There is no such thing as an overweight cat. Alec and English Peter talk about their pasts and then English Peter talks to Pip and Pippi. You're at the gym, if you have the energy to talk, I think you're sort of missing the point. Talking about exercise, like Parker and English Peter and Sam the male and English Peter is appropriate though. Talking about Alec's activities is not. Wait, is that supposed to make me go yuck?
BEL: ...dirty?
FAITHFUL: No idea, but here's a yuck just in case: Yuck!
BEL: A bit squeamish about human mating habits, Faithful?
FAITHFUL: Gee, you think? In other gymmy news, Pip scolds Pippi for working too hard after being injured and Parker the female checks up on her health. Pippi's health, in case that wasn't clear. Wait, what's this? Someone actually was exercising at the gym? Congratulations Alec and Saku-Sakura-Sakurazaki!
Speaking of center of the universes, second floor common room. I swear, last year no other common room existed. Are the Gremlins still around? Always wanted to meet one. Where was I? Cedric and Callisto talk about kinky nuns. Yuck. Bridge and Callisto talk about nuns as well. Yuck?
BEL: Dirty. Definitely.
FAITHFUL: Bel and Callisto don't talk about Angel....
BEL: We totally didn't!
FAITHFUL: ...nor do Callisto and Dawn. Let me ponder that a moment. Yuck? Maybe. Bel and Cedric talk about the difficulties in an inter-species home life. Tell me about it.
BEL: It sucks.
FAITHFUL: I didn't mean that literally. Xander and Callisto discuss wilderness survival and Bambi. Is that some sort of drink? Xander and Cedric talk about why this Xander is the cuter Xander. At least he's not claiming to be the smarter one. Dawn and Xander break each other's brains. Welcome to Fandom High. Cedric and Briar discuss tattoos. I've got nothing. Xander gets a new nickname: Xander-who-is-not-Briar's-roommate. Briar, I like you. Briar and Dawn talk about school. I take that back.
Bridge and Xander are that word again. Dean and Bel are pretty. That's nice.
BEL: We are? I am? Who said that?
FAITHFUL: Apparently you were also fighting. That's a bit more interesting.
BEL: We weren't fighting. It was just a discussion. Really.
FAITHFUL: There are common rooms other than the second floor one! For instance...floor three! Where nothing happened today. But in the hallways Buffy recruits cheerleaders. Which I still don't get.
BEL: The thought of cute girl kitties jumping around in short skirts does nothing for you, does it?
FAITHFUL: A world of no. Janet, Pippi, Paige, Callisto, Molly, Nadia, River, Isabel, Z, D'anna, and Phoebe all get recruited. And Tyler for basketball. Good luck?
BEL: My girlfriend is a cheerleader.
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Nadia and Walter talk on the roof.
BEL: I bet they were making my plants emo again.
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Person with the horribly long name and Jude eat breakfast, and Pip throws Crepes at Nadia. Blah blah blah, hey! That's not nice! Crepes are people too! Or something.
Oooh! Something happend in the fifth floor common room! The world is ending! Bel and Demyx watch wrestling. Bel and Al blah blah blah I don't care.
BEL: We talked about summer camp.
FAITHFUL: I just said I don't care. Walter and Bel talk demon wrestling. What?
BEL: It's how some demons recruit humans to serve them. No, really. Some of those guys in the WWE are demons.
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Phoebe and Bel talk about cheerleading. I'm not even going to go there.
BEL: My girlfriend is a cheerleader!
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Al and Seras talk about wrestling. Wrestling: one of the many things I don't get. However, I will like to say that Alanna really likes wrestling and that everyone should challenge her to wrestling matches as mutch as they can.
BEL: I hate you. You just put the image of Alanna in spandex in my head.
FAITHFUL: After that statement? The feeling is mutual.
Your lives are still boring compared to mine. I'm just saying.
FAITHFUL: Peter Parker and Tyler send e-mail. Congratulations Peter and Tyler, you've mastered the internet!
BEL: The internet is for porn, you know. What does that say about them?
FAITHFUL: Yuck. Aeryn is in a bad mood....
BEL: She has good moods?
FAITHFUL: ...and Nadia is pissed off. If Aeryn, Nadia, and Alanna after she hears this broadcast end up in the same room, how much will it cost to fix the school? Everyone and their pet stop by Jamie's room. I stopped by as well, there wasn't anything interesting except the sight of about a hundred people trying to fit themselves into one small room.
BEL: A hundred people and a squid. And, wait, there's life on the third floor after all. Molly meets Z and they discuss reading material. Greg meets Hermione and pets her kitty. Hermione also shows off her kitty to Z, Molly, and Setsuna. Z admires Greg's hair and Greg complains to a clueless Zach about Alec's "activities." Greg's hair remains a popular topic as Parker compares it to Angel's. Setsuna, or Sakurazaki, or whatever the hell her name is, meets Z. Hermione and Zack geek out about books, and apparently Alec's "activities" haven't tired him out.
FAITHFUL: Jack's room is the apparently the place to be for romance. Yuck. Paige goes for relationship advice and Cedric is a flirt. Yet again, YUCK. In other yucky news, Janet and Liz are coupley.
In not so yucky news, Isabel talks with Dean and Jack about cheerleading. Actually, maybe that is yucky because I have no idea what cheerleading is.
BEL: I told you. Cute girls in short skirts bouncing up and downand excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.
FAITHFUL: Alanna can't find me. Excuse me while I take a moment to chuckle evily. And continuing with our non-yucky theme, Willow does arts and crafts and talks to English Peter.
BEL: She scrapbooked with him? Oh, and Setsuna was apparently doing arts and crafts solo in the fourth floor common room. And this just in: a mini-Setsuna tries to de-emo Callisto. Good luck!
FAITHFUL: And ... that's it. Good night, good luck, go and do things I don't want to think about because yuck.
BEL: Then don't think about the fact that I'm going to go have Phoebe try on her cheerleading outfit.
FAITHFUL: Yuck!
BEL: And I'm a demon. Just for anyone who didn't know.
FAITHFUL: Right, news. Screeeeech. Note to self: Claws on microphone are bad.
BEL: Don't break anything. Veronica will kill us.
FAITHFUL: It's her fault for forgetting to get a replacement before she went out of town.
BEL: She had other things on her mind. Like what she's doing to Archie now. *snicker*
FAITHFUL: ... Yuck.
Town. Nothing burned down
FAITHFUL: Tim visits Giles's shop. That's lovely, no report on what he bought and how much it cost and how long he was in the store? Tsk, tsk, getting sloppy.
BEL: I have it on good authority he was getting a book on how to pick up chicks.
FAITHFUL: Yuck. John Connor goes to work in a bad mood. Look at it this way, actually, don't bother. I'm not cheering you up.
BEL: Why is this news?
FAITHFUL: I don't ask, I just report. Meow. Someone named Fred meets various people.
BEL: Fred as in used-to-be-sleeping-with-Evie-Fred?
FAITHFUL: You humans all look alike to me. And... Yuck. Anyway, stores are open, Jude is klutzy, and Clark Kent arrives in town. Did anything happen today or is it one of those days where you walk around and wonder what's going to happen?
BEL: You've just jinxed us all, you know.
FAITHFUL: Forget I asked, apparently Lorne is leaving. Adieu, adios, it's been nice knowing you! Not that I know you, but I'm supposed to be working on being nice. Snort
BEL: Funny, so am I.
FAITHFUL: Snort Since it's the green guy's last day, Caritas is packed. Parker the female and Jarod talk about archery. Molly and Dawn who gave me fish talk. Bridge and Xander are cute. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Everyone forget that I just used the word cute. On air. Elliot and John Connor remember that the point of a bar is to actually drink. If they did anything stupid, did someone get it on camera? And if yes, can I get a copy for uh, historical purposes? Anyways, Dawn of the fishies and Parker of the um, being scary to people who are not me sing. At least they can carry a tune. Cordy, Parker, and Jarod all say good-bye to Lorne. Aw. Bye Lorne. There's a kitty waving his paw at you right now. Not like you can see me, contrary to what Alanna apparently believes. Oh, and the new owner of Caritas is...GOB! Who also performed there tonight. Congratulations GOB. May the alcoholics of this town...have good incomes or something.
FAITHFUL: Other stuff happened in town today, too. Elle waits for Sawyer to show up at Cafe Fina.
BEL: Fortunately for her, he doesn't show.
FAITHFUL: They have really good lobster there.
BEL: Expensive, too.
FAITHFUL: *purrs happily* Walter and Pippi get a ride from Old Man down to the cafe for dinner. What? Aren't you taught not to take rides from strangers? Or is that candy? Whatever.
BEL: Also, Tim takes Gwynn out to dinner. Guess those books he picked up earlier helped.
FAITHFUL: Yuck. Aeryn impressed Tyler with her gun.
BEL: ...dirty?
FAITHFUL: Yuck? Aeryn and Parker shoot stuff. I approve.
In the clinic, Alanna and I have the morning shift. Well, Alanna has the morning shift, I just warmed up my belly on the TV. In the evening, it's Natalie Lambert at the controls and Pippi and Walter visit. Oh, and Joxer is there the entire day, but he's not awake so nobody cares. Is it just me or does Joxer sound a lot like Jokster? Coincidence?
BEL: He really did just fall down the stairs. I swear.
FAITHFUL: Oh good, that's it for the towns.
Dorms. Where we all live. Including the four legged-ones
FAITHFUL: The gym. Also known as one of the new centers of the universe by some people. I would like to point out that last year I spent an average of twenty hours a week at the gym. There's a cat shaped groove on my window sill now.
BEL: Maybe you should cut back on the seafood.
FAITHFUL: There is no such thing as an overweight cat. Alec and English Peter talk about their pasts and then English Peter talks to Pip and Pippi. You're at the gym, if you have the energy to talk, I think you're sort of missing the point. Talking about exercise, like Parker and English Peter and Sam the male and English Peter is appropriate though. Talking about Alec's activities is not. Wait, is that supposed to make me go yuck?
BEL: ...dirty?
FAITHFUL: No idea, but here's a yuck just in case: Yuck!
BEL: A bit squeamish about human mating habits, Faithful?
FAITHFUL: Gee, you think? In other gymmy news, Pip scolds Pippi for working too hard after being injured and Parker the female checks up on her health. Pippi's health, in case that wasn't clear. Wait, what's this? Someone actually was exercising at the gym? Congratulations Alec and Saku-Sakura-Sakurazaki!
Speaking of center of the universes, second floor common room. I swear, last year no other common room existed. Are the Gremlins still around? Always wanted to meet one. Where was I? Cedric and Callisto talk about kinky nuns. Yuck. Bridge and Callisto talk about nuns as well. Yuck?
BEL: Dirty. Definitely.
FAITHFUL: Bel and Callisto don't talk about Angel....
BEL: We totally didn't!
FAITHFUL: ...nor do Callisto and Dawn. Let me ponder that a moment. Yuck? Maybe. Bel and Cedric talk about the difficulties in an inter-species home life. Tell me about it.
BEL: It sucks.
FAITHFUL: I didn't mean that literally. Xander and Callisto discuss wilderness survival and Bambi. Is that some sort of drink? Xander and Cedric talk about why this Xander is the cuter Xander. At least he's not claiming to be the smarter one. Dawn and Xander break each other's brains. Welcome to Fandom High. Cedric and Briar discuss tattoos. I've got nothing. Xander gets a new nickname: Xander-who-is-not-Briar's-roommate. Briar, I like you. Briar and Dawn talk about school. I take that back.
Bridge and Xander are that word again. Dean and Bel are pretty. That's nice.
BEL: We are? I am? Who said that?
FAITHFUL: Apparently you were also fighting. That's a bit more interesting.
BEL: We weren't fighting. It was just a discussion. Really.
FAITHFUL: There are common rooms other than the second floor one! For instance...floor three! Where nothing happened today. But in the hallways Buffy recruits cheerleaders. Which I still don't get.
BEL: The thought of cute girl kitties jumping around in short skirts does nothing for you, does it?
FAITHFUL: A world of no. Janet, Pippi, Paige, Callisto, Molly, Nadia, River, Isabel, Z, D'anna, and Phoebe all get recruited. And Tyler for basketball. Good luck?
BEL: My girlfriend is a cheerleader.
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Nadia and Walter talk on the roof.
BEL: I bet they were making my plants emo again.
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Person with the horribly long name and Jude eat breakfast, and Pip throws Crepes at Nadia. Blah blah blah, hey! That's not nice! Crepes are people too! Or something.
Oooh! Something happend in the fifth floor common room! The world is ending! Bel and Demyx watch wrestling. Bel and Al blah blah blah I don't care.
BEL: We talked about summer camp.
FAITHFUL: I just said I don't care. Walter and Bel talk demon wrestling. What?
BEL: It's how some demons recruit humans to serve them. No, really. Some of those guys in the WWE are demons.
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Phoebe and Bel talk about cheerleading. I'm not even going to go there.
BEL: My girlfriend is a cheerleader!
FAITHFUL: That's nice. Al and Seras talk about wrestling. Wrestling: one of the many things I don't get. However, I will like to say that Alanna really likes wrestling and that everyone should challenge her to wrestling matches as mutch as they can.
BEL: I hate you. You just put the image of Alanna in spandex in my head.
FAITHFUL: After that statement? The feeling is mutual.
Your lives are still boring compared to mine. I'm just saying.
FAITHFUL: Peter Parker and Tyler send e-mail. Congratulations Peter and Tyler, you've mastered the internet!
BEL: The internet is for porn, you know. What does that say about them?
FAITHFUL: Yuck. Aeryn is in a bad mood....
BEL: She has good moods?
FAITHFUL: ...and Nadia is pissed off. If Aeryn, Nadia, and Alanna after she hears this broadcast end up in the same room, how much will it cost to fix the school? Everyone and their pet stop by Jamie's room. I stopped by as well, there wasn't anything interesting except the sight of about a hundred people trying to fit themselves into one small room.
BEL: A hundred people and a squid. And, wait, there's life on the third floor after all. Molly meets Z and they discuss reading material. Greg meets Hermione and pets her kitty. Hermione also shows off her kitty to Z, Molly, and Setsuna. Z admires Greg's hair and Greg complains to a clueless Zach about Alec's "activities." Greg's hair remains a popular topic as Parker compares it to Angel's. Setsuna, or Sakurazaki, or whatever the hell her name is, meets Z. Hermione and Zack geek out about books, and apparently Alec's "activities" haven't tired him out.
FAITHFUL: Jack's room is the apparently the place to be for romance. Yuck. Paige goes for relationship advice and Cedric is a flirt. Yet again, YUCK. In other yucky news, Janet and Liz are coupley.
In not so yucky news, Isabel talks with Dean and Jack about cheerleading. Actually, maybe that is yucky because I have no idea what cheerleading is.
BEL: I told you. Cute girls in short skirts bouncing up and down
FAITHFUL: Alanna can't find me. Excuse me while I take a moment to chuckle evily. And continuing with our non-yucky theme, Willow does arts and crafts and talks to English Peter.
BEL: She scrapbooked with him? Oh, and Setsuna was apparently doing arts and crafts solo in the fourth floor common room. And this just in: a mini-Setsuna tries to de-emo Callisto. Good luck!
FAITHFUL: And ... that's it. Good night, good luck, go and do things I don't want to think about because yuck.
BEL: Then don't think about the fact that I'm going to go have Phoebe try on her cheerleading outfit.
FAITHFUL: Yuck!
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Maybe she should just make the announcement and go by Setsuna after all. But that would derail all of what she's accomplished so far.
Head meets desk several times.
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Yep, still talking to a radio.
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"Who is this guy Dean and why does he have such a problem with my boyfriend?"
Then she heard everything Cole was saying about her being a cheerleader and laughed.
"Who knew Cole had a cheerleader fetish?
It's better than nuns."no subject