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Fandom Radio, Friday, August 4th, 2006
BEL: Veronica's trusting me with the radio again. I promised I won't mention her sex life.
Tyler: And this is Tyler. Bel dragged me up here for some reason. I won't blow anything up. Is there interesting gossip on Veronica's sex life?
BEL: Archie left then came back for her. So it's all romantic mushy stuff rather than anything torrid.
Tyler: That's oddly disappointing. So, what, we just read these notes, that's it?
BEL: Editorial comments never hurt anyone.
TYLER: I like the way you think. And everyone knows that if you hear it on the radio, it's true.
Classes
BEL: First up, we have classes. In Flight and Flying, taught by Anakin Skywalker, a boy more in need of a blowjob than anyone I know, they practice in stupid hats and save Naboo. Also, Rory gives Anakin coffee. See previous note.
TYLER: Being a Jedi sucks, just not literally. And the other class is Constant Vigilance. They meet on the beach and talk to projected aliens and there's, how exciting, chatter.
BEL: Principal Zoe announces that Cally, Walter, Dean, Sam, and Alec have detention. Any idea what they did to earn it?
TYLER: I know Alec hit Sam, not sure how everyone else got mixed up in it. Oh, and I'll be joining them for screwing around in Callisto's class. Thrilling Saturday.
Anyhow, in the gyms, my homegirl Parker is sparring with Zack. Zack, dude, use the force and remember to duck.
BEL: ...Parker is your homegirl? She also puts up posters of Anders and Conner making out. Remind me not to piss her off. Anders isn't happy about the new decorations. Veronica is amused, and Demyx seems a little puzzled.
TYLER: We're from a small state. And nice going, Conner and Anders. Meanwhile, Cam and Kawalsky are talking about girls. As you do when you're manly and live together. Go Stickbugs.
BEL: And speaking of new decorations, Marie talked to Jamie, who had his face drawn on by some nefarious culprit.
TYLER: I have to find Jamie and see what they wrote. The note says you were talking to Phoebe.. She still a fish?
BEL: She is 100% tail-free. Err, so to speak. She's waiting for me to get this done so we can...talk. Anyway, Cally and Tempe decide to go on a date. Go girlkissy!
TYLER: I'm sure you really want to ... talk. Meanwhile, Gwynn writes a letter. How's she going to mail it to where she's from?
BEL: Attach it to an arrow and fire it through time? Blair gets a phone call from home. No mention of any calls to Angel, right? No reason.
TYLER: Angel? Anders is also exciting, watching sports on TV. I say play 'em yourself, don't watch millionares do it.
BEL: I said, no reason. It says here that John and Aeryn have a fight and then get dirty. Good for them.
TYLER: Dirty is good. Anyhow, Anakin calls home, Jack picks stuff up, and Phoebe's not a mermaid. Which we already said.
BEL: Oh, and in late breaking "news" from the second floor, Marty watches a movie about mummies. With Conner and you.
Carnival
TYLER: Yeah. I left. This is much more fun. At the carnival, Jamie gets a corn dog, Alec and Anakin are introduced to carnival food, and Dawn and Dean meet up.
BEL: Over at the booths, Jamie visits All and Sundries to get something to remove permanent marker from his face, and Ivanova and Blackadder flirt.
TYLER: Elsewhere, Dean checked out Blood Gulch Arms and apparently Jane and Tex should be BFFs, whatever that is. Parker looked at weapons too.
BEL: Jamie sings for booze at Caritas, but it doesn't clear up his face. Over at Empire Records, Angela checks out the music selections, Dean considers a CD player, and Lucas gives Kaylee music recs. Not sounding like I missed anything so far.
TYLER: Not so much. At the Sin Booth, Jamie kisses Miho -- way to go, man -- and Parker told Blair Miho was a buddhist nun. River and Jane are excited to see a whorehouse, which makes me reconsider ending that relationship, and Jarod talks to the hookers. They say Parker's controlling. You think?
BEL: Parker? Nah, you must be kidding. Jay and Silent Bob loiter at the Kwik Stop booth. At the Chilly Boulder, Kawalsky and Jamie meet up, Cam tells Molly about his upcoming aptitude test for the academy, and Kaylee and River catch up over ice cream. Cam also tells Isabel about his test, Alanna hangs out, as do Peter Parker and Hermione, who is assured by Rory that she's not dropping out of school.
TYLER: Tick gets a fortune cookie about being stood up at ching tai. Jamie says it happens to everyone. Harsh. Coach Bluth finds out Fandom has a dance club and River and Parker dance there.
BEL: Kawalsky has marshmallow pizza at Pizza Planet. Eww? Cam has pizza, too, as do Jane and River. No mention of what flavors in the notes.
TYLER: My roomie is a busy boy at his kissing booth. He kisses Becky -- dude! -- Z, Jaye who gets it for free, Angela, Molly, Greg -- and more power to him, hope Isabel doesn't mind -- Jack, Sam Carter, Dawn and Lana. And then some people stop by and don't get kissed. I guess they had bad breath or something. They are Demyx, Dean and River.
BEL: Over at Chloe's kissing booth, GOB gets the first kiss. Cam is allegedly more excited about his upcoming test than kissing Chloe. Also getting kisses: Marty, Dean, Jack, Jarod, and Sam. Joxer tries to get more than a kiss, and in girlkissy yay! news, Callisto and Jaye.
TYLER: As for not-dirty rides, Pippi and River takes a ride on the Octopus -- no comment -- and then Pippi, Kaylee and possibly Demyx go to the Fun House.
BEL: I don't know, "ride the Octopus" sounds dirty to me. There's a demon I know that has eight...er...nevermind. Anyway. Peter Parker plays on the giant swings, and Nadia watches Walter on them, too.
TYLER: And Nadia and Walter are over at the bumper cars too. Now those are something I'm actually sorry I missed. Fraser's on the cars too, which Peter Parker and Anakin have some fun with; so is Broots.
BEL: Marty and Angela go for a ride through the Tunnel of Love. So do Greg and Isabel and John and Aeryn. Jude is girlfriend-less and mopes.
TYLER: Poor Jude. Over at the games, there's a test of strength, where Molly and Jamie talk before trying it and Pippi and Molly torture the carnie.
BEL: There's a game to knock down bottles. Peter Parker knocks them over, and Jane just shoots them. I suspect a fireball would've done nicely as well. In the target practice booth, Kawalsky, Aeryn, Jane, and Sam all get prizes. Parker shoots, no surprise, and Ivanova wins a prize for River. And Xander wins a giraffe for Bridge.
TYLER: Yay prizes. Nadia and River play Whack-a-Mole, while Dean Tick is apparently hazardous to the machine's health. Nadia and Jamie talk while she plays skee ball, at which I kick ass; Dean and Sam Winchester also talk and play, and Beck and Coach Bluth bet on the game. Oh, and there was a gift shop for people who need to treasure the memory of the fair forever.
BEL: I know I'll treasure it forever. Over on the carousel, the Tick goes for a ride. Isabel goes for a ride twice (not dirty), while Cedric and Jack just look at the carousel and apparently get turned on and make out.
TYLER: Just from looking? Those are some libidos. People, or at least Nadia and Walter, also make out on the Ferris Wheel. Other riders: Marty and Angela -- who talk about evil lobsters, the freaks -- Isabel and Jack, Lana, Alec and Jaye and Joxer and Kaylee.
And I think that's the end of the notes.
Town
BEL: There's still the town left, if we care.
TYLER: You got a job there? I don't. But okay, we should get it. Somebody called Zhaan opens Sanctity, John Connor stares at something at Sparky Repairs, Lana opens some store, Rosette gets locked up -- nuns in chains?-- and Tempe and Cally have a date at Ching Tai but no word on girlkissy yet.
BEL: Mmm, girlkissy. Caritas was also open, as was the clinic for morning and evening hours.
TYLER: And that is the news for today, and I believe my esteemed cohost has an important conversation to have, so I am signing off.
BEL: Oh yes. And I don't think Veronica will kill either of us this time, will she?
TYLER: We didn't even say her name, and I've been good. Mostly. Should we tell her we love her, just in case?
BEL: Archie might steal the taser and come after us then.
TYLER: And a sailor with a taser is a frightening thing. Actually, that's probably true.
BEL: We'd better get out of here before we accidentally say something embarrassing about Veronica's sex life.
TYLER: Do you think the taser is involved in it? I will leave you with that thought. Goodnight.
BEL: Good night, Fandom. Phoebe, I'll be home in a few minutes.
Tyler: And this is Tyler. Bel dragged me up here for some reason. I won't blow anything up. Is there interesting gossip on Veronica's sex life?
BEL: Archie left then came back for her. So it's all romantic mushy stuff rather than anything torrid.
Tyler: That's oddly disappointing. So, what, we just read these notes, that's it?
BEL: Editorial comments never hurt anyone.
TYLER: I like the way you think. And everyone knows that if you hear it on the radio, it's true.
Classes
BEL: First up, we have classes. In Flight and Flying, taught by Anakin Skywalker, a boy more in need of a blowjob than anyone I know, they practice in stupid hats and save Naboo. Also, Rory gives Anakin coffee. See previous note.
TYLER: Being a Jedi sucks, just not literally. And the other class is Constant Vigilance. They meet on the beach and talk to projected aliens and there's, how exciting, chatter.
BEL: Principal Zoe announces that Cally, Walter, Dean, Sam, and Alec have detention. Any idea what they did to earn it?
TYLER: I know Alec hit Sam, not sure how everyone else got mixed up in it. Oh, and I'll be joining them for screwing around in Callisto's class. Thrilling Saturday.
Anyhow, in the gyms, my homegirl Parker is sparring with Zack. Zack, dude, use the force and remember to duck.
BEL: ...Parker is your homegirl? She also puts up posters of Anders and Conner making out. Remind me not to piss her off. Anders isn't happy about the new decorations. Veronica is amused, and Demyx seems a little puzzled.
TYLER: We're from a small state. And nice going, Conner and Anders. Meanwhile, Cam and Kawalsky are talking about girls. As you do when you're manly and live together. Go Stickbugs.
BEL: And speaking of new decorations, Marie talked to Jamie, who had his face drawn on by some nefarious culprit.
TYLER: I have to find Jamie and see what they wrote. The note says you were talking to Phoebe.. She still a fish?
BEL: She is 100% tail-free. Err, so to speak. She's waiting for me to get this done so we can...talk. Anyway, Cally and Tempe decide to go on a date. Go girlkissy!
TYLER: I'm sure you really want to ... talk. Meanwhile, Gwynn writes a letter. How's she going to mail it to where she's from?
BEL: Attach it to an arrow and fire it through time? Blair gets a phone call from home. No mention of any calls to Angel, right? No reason.
TYLER: Angel? Anders is also exciting, watching sports on TV. I say play 'em yourself, don't watch millionares do it.
BEL: I said, no reason. It says here that John and Aeryn have a fight and then get dirty. Good for them.
TYLER: Dirty is good. Anyhow, Anakin calls home, Jack picks stuff up, and Phoebe's not a mermaid. Which we already said.
BEL: Oh, and in late breaking "news" from the second floor, Marty watches a movie about mummies. With Conner and you.
Carnival
TYLER: Yeah. I left. This is much more fun. At the carnival, Jamie gets a corn dog, Alec and Anakin are introduced to carnival food, and Dawn and Dean meet up.
BEL: Over at the booths, Jamie visits All and Sundries to get something to remove permanent marker from his face, and Ivanova and Blackadder flirt.
TYLER: Elsewhere, Dean checked out Blood Gulch Arms and apparently Jane and Tex should be BFFs, whatever that is. Parker looked at weapons too.
BEL: Jamie sings for booze at Caritas, but it doesn't clear up his face. Over at Empire Records, Angela checks out the music selections, Dean considers a CD player, and Lucas gives Kaylee music recs. Not sounding like I missed anything so far.
TYLER: Not so much. At the Sin Booth, Jamie kisses Miho -- way to go, man -- and Parker told Blair Miho was a buddhist nun. River and Jane are excited to see a whorehouse, which makes me reconsider ending that relationship, and Jarod talks to the hookers. They say Parker's controlling. You think?
BEL: Parker? Nah, you must be kidding. Jay and Silent Bob loiter at the Kwik Stop booth. At the Chilly Boulder, Kawalsky and Jamie meet up, Cam tells Molly about his upcoming aptitude test for the academy, and Kaylee and River catch up over ice cream. Cam also tells Isabel about his test, Alanna hangs out, as do Peter Parker and Hermione, who is assured by Rory that she's not dropping out of school.
TYLER: Tick gets a fortune cookie about being stood up at ching tai. Jamie says it happens to everyone. Harsh. Coach Bluth finds out Fandom has a dance club and River and Parker dance there.
BEL: Kawalsky has marshmallow pizza at Pizza Planet. Eww? Cam has pizza, too, as do Jane and River. No mention of what flavors in the notes.
TYLER: My roomie is a busy boy at his kissing booth. He kisses Becky -- dude! -- Z, Jaye who gets it for free, Angela, Molly, Greg -- and more power to him, hope Isabel doesn't mind -- Jack, Sam Carter, Dawn and Lana. And then some people stop by and don't get kissed. I guess they had bad breath or something. They are Demyx, Dean and River.
BEL: Over at Chloe's kissing booth, GOB gets the first kiss. Cam is allegedly more excited about his upcoming test than kissing Chloe. Also getting kisses: Marty, Dean, Jack, Jarod, and Sam. Joxer tries to get more than a kiss, and in girlkissy yay! news, Callisto and Jaye.
TYLER: As for not-dirty rides, Pippi and River takes a ride on the Octopus -- no comment -- and then Pippi, Kaylee and possibly Demyx go to the Fun House.
BEL: I don't know, "ride the Octopus" sounds dirty to me. There's a demon I know that has eight...er...nevermind. Anyway. Peter Parker plays on the giant swings, and Nadia watches Walter on them, too.
TYLER: And Nadia and Walter are over at the bumper cars too. Now those are something I'm actually sorry I missed. Fraser's on the cars too, which Peter Parker and Anakin have some fun with; so is Broots.
BEL: Marty and Angela go for a ride through the Tunnel of Love. So do Greg and Isabel and John and Aeryn. Jude is girlfriend-less and mopes.
TYLER: Poor Jude. Over at the games, there's a test of strength, where Molly and Jamie talk before trying it and Pippi and Molly torture the carnie.
BEL: There's a game to knock down bottles. Peter Parker knocks them over, and Jane just shoots them. I suspect a fireball would've done nicely as well. In the target practice booth, Kawalsky, Aeryn, Jane, and Sam all get prizes. Parker shoots, no surprise, and Ivanova wins a prize for River. And Xander wins a giraffe for Bridge.
TYLER: Yay prizes. Nadia and River play Whack-a-Mole, while Dean Tick is apparently hazardous to the machine's health. Nadia and Jamie talk while she plays skee ball, at which I kick ass; Dean and Sam Winchester also talk and play, and Beck and Coach Bluth bet on the game. Oh, and there was a gift shop for people who need to treasure the memory of the fair forever.
BEL: I know I'll treasure it forever. Over on the carousel, the Tick goes for a ride. Isabel goes for a ride twice (not dirty), while Cedric and Jack just look at the carousel and apparently get turned on and make out.
TYLER: Just from looking? Those are some libidos. People, or at least Nadia and Walter, also make out on the Ferris Wheel. Other riders: Marty and Angela -- who talk about evil lobsters, the freaks -- Isabel and Jack, Lana, Alec and Jaye and Joxer and Kaylee.
And I think that's the end of the notes.
Town
BEL: There's still the town left, if we care.
TYLER: You got a job there? I don't. But okay, we should get it. Somebody called Zhaan opens Sanctity, John Connor stares at something at Sparky Repairs, Lana opens some store, Rosette gets locked up -- nuns in chains?-- and Tempe and Cally have a date at Ching Tai but no word on girlkissy yet.
BEL: Mmm, girlkissy. Caritas was also open, as was the clinic for morning and evening hours.
TYLER: And that is the news for today, and I believe my esteemed cohost has an important conversation to have, so I am signing off.
BEL: Oh yes. And I don't think Veronica will kill either of us this time, will she?
TYLER: We didn't even say her name, and I've been good. Mostly. Should we tell her we love her, just in case?
BEL: Archie might steal the taser and come after us then.
TYLER: And a sailor with a taser is a frightening thing. Actually, that's probably true.
BEL: We'd better get out of here before we accidentally say something embarrassing about Veronica's sex life.
TYLER: Do you think the taser is involved in it? I will leave you with that thought. Goodnight.
BEL: Good night, Fandom. Phoebe, I'll be home in a few minutes.
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[ooc: Bwee! You guys rock, muchly!]
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She wondered if she'd ever learn her lesson about letting Bel do radio when she couldn't.
[*much love & kisses to you both!*]