Faithful: "Good evening Fandom. I have been abandoned by my co-host."
Alanna: "Which would be how I got into this gig."
Faithful: "I need someone with thumbs!"
Alanna: "Good to know that's all I'm good for."
Faithful: "You work a can-opener well."
Alanna: "You can't tell, but I'm rolling my eyes here."
Faithful: "I'm being abused."
Alanna: "Ugh, can we just get on to the news?"
Faithful: "That we can."School. Where there is learning
Alanna: "So today, Media
looked at stereotypes. There are none for talking cats that I can think of. Sad. Interstellar Relations
asks and answers questions."
Faithful: "Always a good activity. Pop Culture
finds out that the Macarena is unpopular culture. They should have a class on that. Cross Species Communication
works on their final projects. Sure. And Spanish
watches a movie. Boring."
Alanna: "Everything is always boring for you."
Faithful: "Not everything."
Alanna: "Fine, almost everything. Prophecy
talks about self-fulfiling prophecies. Those always make my head hurt. Marty
tells Pippi what he did to Bel. ... Dirty? Dean
smuggles something in his jacket. I used to do that, but then you started talking too loudly. However, I doubt Dean has a kitten in there. Also in that class, Wilson
sends Nadia to the clinic. Oh Nadia. Not again."
Faithful: "And here I thought only cats had nine lives. World History
reviews by playing 20 questions
. Heh. Various teachers had office hours
. As did the principal
. Jack and Isabel visited the first and Parker the second."
Alanna: "The library
was vaguely busy today. I'm kind of worried, since Angela and Parker
use it to plan revenge. Just uh...don't do anything that might have an effect on oh, me in the next week, okay? And uh, Chad
looks for a book on muscles. I don't want to know. Angela!
Shame on you, eating in the library!"
Faithful: "You're strange."Dorms. Where there is living.
doesn't realize that it's not October and is wearing a costume and watching a kids show. Cally
thinks he's a crazy fanboy. Conner
doesn't help his case when he tells Billy about being thrown into trees."
Faithful: "And apparently the reason for his strange behavior? He made a wish
. Smart boy, really. Who then comes out
to Chad. Take that as you will. And for reasons unknown to this cat, Z
tries to cut Conner out of his uniform. You people are so weird."
Alanna: "That we are. Peter Parker
planned something sinister with Sakurazaki
who then calls Cally for help. That worries me. Peter and Cally
decide to watch TV instead."
Faithful: "Why is it every time I do the news, Bel and Phoebe
are snuggly. Do they hate me? Cameron
wants to know what Bel did. Don't we all. And a lot of people
leave town. Will they come back?"
Alanna: "I hope so, because Peter not Parker, Willow, Bel, Phoebe, Lana, and Zuko are on that list. Jamie can stay away. Conner
wakes up in his uniform. Suddenly, the earlier comments make sense. Wilson
talks to Marty about Bel. Someday, someone will tell me what happened."
Faithful: "That day is not today. But! Nadia
visits Marty. And uh, Billy
has a thing with Christmas and radio. Don't tell me. Finally, Lana
wakes Jim by packing. I have a feeling a lot of our notes were backwards onight."Town. Where there is living
leaves cookies for the Doctors. Isn't he a doctor? I'm confused. Um...this doesn't help. The Doctor
talks with Jane about snogging another Doctor. Um...okay. In less odd news, Snarky Repairs
Faithful: "If your snark is broken, go on in! And speaking of open places: Caritas.
And the clinic. Both times.
has an eyepatch. You don't want to know."
Alanna: "The squirrels are right, I don't. Let's see, what else. Wilson
checks out the new health center. Jane
checks out the Weasleys. I never, ever needed to know that. Apu
is cranky. I can totally relate. Are you going to die on Saturday, too?"
Faithful: "You're not going to die. Chad and Pippi
are at Empire Records. They're not going to die either. And it's Argentian Tango Day
at Church. This makes the squirrels happy."
Alanna: "Scary, scary squirrels. The Devil's Nest is busy tonight. Wilson
is becoming a regular. Dr. Venture
shows of his toupee. I've got nothing. Rosette
gets a drink and hit on by Dr. Venture and his magical toupee. She's then bouncy
at Lucifer. Okay. Lucifer
sneaks up on Wilson at the pool table."
Faithful: "And that's all for us for tonight!"
Alanna: "Stay crazy Fandom! And if I don't come back? Know that where ever I am, I am thinking of you all and desperately wishing I was back. Stay safe."